After Wu Yifan heard the other party's voice, he felt that his head was a little big.
Although he has met several limited edition women, the most difficult ones among them are Liu Wei and Mu Xiaoyao. He hasn't seen Mu Xiaoyao in the past few days. He originally thought he would have some leisure time, but who knew that this woman would want to find him again?
The trouble is, is this woman afraid that she will live too long? She must find something to do for herself.
"Ahem, my Miss Liu, I don't know what I have done to offend you. It is really undeserved to make you so angry. Wasn't the last blind date performance perfect? If you are not satisfied with anything.
You can name it as much as you like. We promise to do it to perfection. After all, our aim is that the customer is God. We guarantee that every time it will be strong, long-lasting and immortal, so that every customer can achieve heavenly pleasure..." Wu Yifan
He started joking.
Liu Wei didn't seem to feel anything when she listened to the first half of his words, but the more she listened, the more unpleasant it became. By the end, it had turned into naked words. If she didn't understand what the other person's words meant, she would just give up.
Forget it. Even though she has a lively and generous personality and speaks without any scruples, she can't stand the other party's teasing. Not to mention that the words "strong, durable, and immortal" make her think of some very unhealthy things.
, couldn't help but said angrily: "Wu Yifan, you bastard, what did you say? Do you still think of you as one of those pretty boys?" She almost used the modern word "Cowherd", but when she got there
He changed his words to a more elegant word.
"Isn't it?" Wu Yifan said with a playful smile, "Miss Liu asked me to pretend to be her boyfriend last time, so this time she asked me to pretend to be the groom? Although this is a bit of a disadvantage for me, saving one life is better than making seven.
For the purpose of Super Pagoda, I am still willing to sacrifice villains to save the common people in the world!" He said it extremely seriously, as if he was about to go to the execution ground.
"Suffer some loss? You, you still suffer a loss? I am the only one who suffers a loss!" Liu Wei said angrily.
"What? I heard from Miss Liu, is he really pretending to be the groom?" Wu Yifan was speechless.
"Bah, bah, bah, what are you talking about? Who asked you to pretend to be the groom? I followed your words. Who knew that you, a bastard, had hidden traps in every word, which made me fall into your trap without knowing it?
In my hands..." Liu Wei said angrily.
"Ahem, don't be so ambiguous. What do you mean by being in my hands? It seems that there is not much relationship between us? I don't want others to misunderstand!" Wu Yifan said happily.
"You bastard, what are you talking about?" Liu Wei's cheeks were slightly red and she said in embarrassment.
Wu Yifan and the other party have been poor for so long, and they feel much more relaxed. Although he has nothing now, he still has a few beauties with whom he has a good relationship. At worst, Liu Wei will be lawless and cause trouble for him every day.
His little girly skin "clicked" off, and then he used this relationship to threaten that old guy Liu Qingyang. I believe he would have to consider his daughter's feelings to some extent, and he didn't want his precious daughter to become a widow at such a young age? Unfortunately, this method is too dirty and too dirty.
If you live in obscene and obscene ways, you won't be willing to do it until the critical moment.
Men should be open-minded!
"Okay, okay, why did you call me today?" Wu Yifan also knew that he was teasing the other person. If he continued, he might really make the other person angry, so he hurriedly changed the topic.
"I called you today mainly because I want to talk to you about a few things. The first is your performance in the bartender competition. Ouch, ouch, Mr. Wu, I didn't expect you to be so good.
First hand, even my father and my mother praised your skills endlessly, saying that for such an outstanding talent, you are so unqualified to be a bad security guard..." Liu Wei said with some sarcasm,
I just felt sour and wanted to hit the other person. I had known this bastard for a while, but I didn't expect that the other person had more and more secrets. He was like an omnipotent god, but I was stupidly confused.
Being in the dark made her extremely unhappy.
"Uh, well, hehe, it just happened!" Wu Yifan felt the slightest chill in the other person's words, and he said with a chuckle, but a few drops of cold sweat had already appeared on his forehead.
"A coincidence? With such a high level of bartending skills, you actually said it was a coincidence? Can you give me another coincidence?" Liu Wei lightly snorted.
"Well, haha... I just saw those birdmen looking arrogant and arrogant. They were furious, their heads were hot, and their whole body was twitching. Don't I have a bartending master? I asked in a confused manner.
They did a lot, and who knows, they even produced several cups of cat urine, and they were named the champions by those old guys. I felt baffled myself!" Wu Yifan also knew that no one would believe his nonsense.
, but facing this particularly gossipy Liu Wei, who is also an anchor, he was unwilling to say many things that he shouldn't say.
"You are really good to her!" Liu Wei's words contained a bit of inexplicable sadness and melancholy.
"What did you say?" Wu Yifan was slightly startled.
The person Liu Wei was talking about was naturally Ye Xiwen. She had always thought that Wu Yifan was silently acting as an inconspicuous security guard in Infinity, with the purpose of pleasing Ye Xiwen, but she did not expect that the other party could do so many things for Ye Xiwen, which made her heart
On the contrary, it has all five flavors, I don’t know what it tastes like.
"Oh, it's nothing!" Liu Wei's cheeks were slightly red and she stammered.
Wu Yifan was slightly startled. Although he asked again just now, the other person's words still fell into his ears clearly. Could it be that this little girl Liu Wei also has inexplicable feelings for him? What about his own woman?
The relationship is too good? But my body seems to be too weak to handle so many women? These thoughts are just in my brain. What man doesn’t want to embrace each other? Enjoy all the happiness in the world? But the prefix is "sex"
If there are too many women on the last knife, you may die of exhaustion. After all, too many ancient emperors died young because of too many women. I don’t want to die on a woman’s belly so early. Woman
Well, two or three are enough, uh, four or five at most, definitely not more than six or seven, ahem, no more than ten is enough... He didn't even know what he was thinking,
Feeling that he was about to be confused by this question, he quickly changed the topic and said: "Then what is the second thing you said?"
"The second thing? Oh, the second thing is..." Liu Wei was suddenly disrupted by his words, and said with some dissatisfaction, "You kidnapped a policeman at noon today and raced on the road. What happened?
What's going on? I didn't expect that after a few days without seeing you, you would become more and more capable, and you could even do something as awesome as kidnapping a policeman. Do you think that after a while, you would dare to kidnap the president of the country?" said her words.
There's also a bit more of a joking tone.
"Ahem, I don't have the guts to kidnap the president of the country, but I am still willing to kidnap the president of the United States. But what do you mean by this? What do you mean by kidnapping the police? I have been the successor of the new century since I came out.
, do things with dignity, worthy of heaven, worthy of earth, the kind of person who will go to heaven even after death, how could he do such a thing?" Wu Yifan said with a serious face.
"Have you denied everything you did?" Liu Wei said teasingly.
"I have never done anything before, so naturally I have to deny it!" Wu Yifan said without being humble.
"The name of the policeman you kidnapped seems to be Fu Junyao. I think he is the director of the same branch. He seems to have some unclear relationship with you. There were many policemen and car drivers at the scene who witnessed it with their own eyes. Although they all denied it afterwards,
But I just happened to find the video of the scene. It was clearly captured what happened at that time. Do you still want to quibble? Do you think I should put this video on the news so that all the people in Beitian City can see it?
Take a look at your super hero who dares to kidnap a policeman?" Liu said with a smile.
When Wu Yifan heard what she said, he suddenly understood. He was racing on the road at noon today. After meeting Fu Junyao, he desperately dragged him into the police car, and finally arrived at the Eastern Coast. The whole thing seemed
Ordinarily, if someone who knew the inside story saw it, they would know that it was not a kidnapping. But if they didn't know the inside story, they would really think that Wu Yifan was so bold that he openly kidnapped a police officer. By then, I'm afraid he would have a thousand mouths to talk about.
can not say it clearly.
"Oh, think about the famous Infinite, there is such a popular person. First he is a top bartender, and then he dares to kidnap the police, and no one dares to take care of it. Do you think he will become the target of public criticism?" Liu Wei
It seemed that he had already seen Wu Yifan's sad face and begging for him, so he asked happily.
"Uh, Miss Liu, it seems I haven't offended you?" Wu Yifan said with a sad face.
"You didn't offend me? How dare you say that? There are so many secrets about you, and I don't even know about them. How dare you say you didn't offend me? Do you believe that I mobilized everyone at the TV station to surround you in infinity?"
Liu Wei said with a ferocious expression.
Wu Yifan was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat. Mobilizing everyone at the TV station? Infinitely must be more famous than Dongfang Coast. This kind of thing can only be done by a woman as strong as the other party. He hurriedly said as if begging for mercy:
"Miss Liu, you are like the bright moon in the sky, high above, shining brightly on the world. Why do you have to worry about a little person like me? This will damage your reputation..."
"Then tell me, what did you do at noon today? You almost blocked the highway in Beitian City." Liu Wei saw that his goal had been achieved, and immediately asked in a gossipy manner.dd