Chapter 168: Extreme Men and Women with Brain Disabilities
Wu Yifan acted as if he didn't understand what he said, and even deliberately picked his ears and asked: "What? It's just AIDS? Is it possible that your British medical technology is so advanced that it can even cure AIDS? We really admire it."
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"You, you damn Chinese, you actually humiliated me like this, I want to fight you!" Asbil yelled, almost roaring, waving his two fists like a gorilla.
"Ouch, I'm so scared!" Wu Yifan deliberately patted his chest and said fearfully.
Asbier thought that the other party was really scared, so he couldn't help but said triumphantly: "Let me tell you, I have learned fencing in my motherland. With your ability, you are no match for me!"
"Honey, do you think he looks like an affectionate gorilla?" Wu Yifan asked Mululu with a smile.
Mululu blushed and couldn't help but giggled: "Silly husband, you really look like a gorilla!"
Many of the surrounding crowds of people watching also burst into enthusiastic laughter, looking at Asbier with a bit more playful light, as if they really regarded him as a gorilla in the zoo.
How could Asbil expect to be so humiliated? His face turned red with anger and he shouted loudly: "You, you Chinese people really don't have any morals and you despise others indiscriminately. Fortunately, I am no longer Chinese!"
"Are you not Chinese anymore?" Wu Yifan asked back.
"Of course, I am a baron of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and a noble nobleman. I hope you will not associate me with China, a poor and backward country. This is a great insult to me!" Asbier was afraid of others.
Knowing what country he was talking about, he even came to the whole city to make others feel that the other party's level of pretentiousness was really bad, not even as good as the acting skills in those third-rate TV series.
"Oh, so you are..." Wu Yifan said, suddenly raising his right foot and moving towards the opponent's abdomen.
"Ah..." Asbier screamed and took a few steps back, almost sitting on the ground. He has always regarded himself as an aristocratic gentleman of the British Empire. He has never dared to do anything to him, and no one has done anything to him, like
How could his body, which had been drained by alcohol and sex, withstand Wu Yifan's kick? For him, it was as if he was about to tear himself apart.
The woman who was with Asbil was also shocked. She didn't expect that Wu Yifan would hit a foreigner. This was simply unprecedented. She also hurriedly stepped forward to support him and cursed loudly at Wu Yifan: "You two are a pair of traitors."
Husband and wife, you dare to hit my Asbier, you, you are dead this time, if you beat a foreign friend, you will be punished by law!" She also put on the airs of a foreigner, as if she was superior to others.
She was about thirty years old, wearing a snow-white princess dress, and her appearance was average, but she was dressed up like a pheasant soliciting customers on the street.
The woman said with an arrogant look: "Zhou Shugen has promised me to also become a British citizen!"
"You, you bastard, my name is Asbil, don't call me that dirty and trustworthy name, do you understand? That is the greatest shame to me." That Asbil covered his belly and roared angrily.
stand up.
"Oh, I'm sorry, Asbil, this name really suits you!" The woman immediately flattered her.
"Huh!" Asbil rubbed his lower abdomen for a long time before the pain gradually stopped. He looked at Wu Yifan and Mululu with a sullen expression and said, "I am a foreigner. In the eyes of you Chinese, I am a foreign guest.
, you dare to violently beat me on the street. I will tell your government about this matter, and you will go to jail!" Wu Yifan just gave him a kick, and he immediately escalated the whole incident to a violent beating incident. It can be seen that he is still
The two things you understand are completely different concepts.
"Is he an idiot?" Wu Yifan said with a puzzled look.
"Gege... Silly husband, he does look stupid, just like the clown in the circus, but you are not allowed to use foul language. What is he? How can he make him worse than my husband? Husband, please stop fussing with him!"
Mululu also burst out laughing, causing all the surrounding scenery to lose its color.
"You, just wait for me, I'll call the police right now!" When Asbil saw them ignoring them, he immediately took out his mobile phone and made a call to the Hong Kong Police Station to tell the whole story.
After recounting it, it was natural to add some exaggeration, describing Wu Yifan and Mululu as unforgivable and conspiring bad guys, while he, a standard British gentleman, was a human being, but he was beaten up by them.
Suddenly, seven or eight bones were broken, blood was spurting from the mouth, and he was dying. He also mentioned many times that he was a British citizen, so that the other party must help him.
The onlookers all around were sweating violently. They had seen such shameless people before, but they had never seen such shameless people before.
"Ouch, I'm so scared..." Wu Yifan said with a frightened look.
"Silly husband, he wants to call the police, what should we do?" Mululu is also good at acting. She looked very scared and buried her little face in Wu Yifan's arms, as if she was frightened.
The size of a lamb is average.
Asbier saw the two of them looking scared and couldn't help laughing wildly: "You just wait for the police to arrest you and beat up your foreign friends. You will be sentenced to at least ten years in prison, hahahaha..."
The woman immediately put her arm around his shoulders and said with a smile: "Asbil, you are so brave!"
"Of course, I'm braver in bed!" Asbil said shamelessly.
"You're so annoying!" The woman cast a flirtatious look, looking very emotional.
Wu Yifan said with a scared look on his face: "Actually, this matter can be easily solved, so there is no need to trouble the police?"
"Are you afraid? You're afraid now, it's too late..." Asbier laughed arrogantly, as if he was the ruler of this world, eager to issue an imperial edict and show off.
Wu Yifan turned his head, glanced at Mululu, and whispered: "We'd better get out of here first!" They both smiled secretly, turned around, and left.
Who would have thought that Asbil had noticed their little moves and rushed over to block their way. He pointed his right hand at Wu Yifan's nose and said angrily: "I'm telling you, the police will be here in a minute. It's hard for you to get wings."
Escaped..." He also put on a look of shame, wishing that the other party would hit him a few more times, then he would be even more qualified for blackmail.
"If we have something to talk about, please don't do this, okay?" Wu Yifan said with a flattering look on his face.
"Humph, now you know you're afraid? Well, let me lend you your girlfriend and let me play for two days, and then give me 100,000 yuan. I won't care about it anymore. I've always been an adult.
A lot. After all, I am a British aristocrat and I won’t argue with the poor. But don’t worry, your girlfriend was only played by me for two days and there is no loss!” Asbier saw that he had just pretended to be a gentleman.
It didn't have any effect, and now his ugly face suddenly appeared. He was obviously a super pervert. His lustful eyes couldn't help but look at Mululu's slender and sexy body, and he almost drooled.
"Isn't this good?" Wu Yifan quickly took a few steps back, his face looking a little ugly.
"Hmph, if you don't agree to my request, you will go to jail!" Asbil yelled fiercely.
Wu Yifan turned his head, glanced at Mu Lulu, and said angrily: "Lulu, it's my fault, I'm sorry for you, I can't bear to leave you, but I don't want to go to jail..."
"Silly husband, I don't want to leave you..." Mululu said with tears in her eyes.
Many pedestrians around had a look of disgust on their faces. This man was so useless. He handed over his girlfriend to others after being threatened. Is this still a man? There were even a few young people who wanted to rush forward.
, give this loser a few punches and let him see how powerful we Chinese are.
Wu Yifan hugged Mu Lulu tightly, with red eyes, and choked with sobs: "Lulu, I'm sorry for you, I'm sorry for you, it doesn't matter if you beat me or scold me, I will spend the rest of my life to accompany you..."
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"Husband, please, please, don't give me to anyone else, I don't want..." Mululu also choked with sobs.
"Silly wife, are you really crying?" Wu Yifan put his lips close to the other person's ear and whispered.
"Silly husband, this idiot is so interesting. He can't even see this little trick. I don't want to cry, but I can't help but want to cry!" Mululu also smiled mischievously, but then choked up again.
"I originally wanted to go shopping, but I met two idiots. Holy shit, it's really interesting!"
"Husband is a civilized person, don't use foul language!"
"I just scolded him. I really don't know which crack in the stone he jumped out of. If I were his father, I should have shot him into the wall. Fortunately, he is not Chinese. Otherwise, I would be sick to death.
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"My husband is such an idiot that he can even say such things!" Mululu's face turned red with embarrassment when she heard this.
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The two of them hugged each other and cried bitterly. To outsiders, it looked like they were reluctant to part ways, but the two of them talked a lot in whispers and almost laughed out loud.
When Asbier saw that Wu Yifan was frightened by his two words, he immediately laughed triumphantly: "Beautiful lady, don't cry, do you understand? Tears will hurt a woman's skin, I will love you well, I
She is British, and I will let you become a British citizen..." When he first saw Mululu, he felt that she was more than a hundred times more beautiful than the woman next to him. She was as beautiful as an angel. Now that he saw her,
This angel girl is about to fall into his arms, her blood is gushing, her breathing is rapid, and a small tent has been set up in the crotch of her pants in an indecent manner. If this place were not on the street, I am afraid that a hungry tiger would have already pounced on her and tore her clothes to pieces.
Do it once before talking about it.
Wu Yifan let go of Mu Lulu with red eyes and choked with sobs: "Lulu, don't be afraid, I will definitely support you..."
"Silly husband, you, don't give me to him, I just want to be with you, I love you more than myself, you can't do this to me..." Mululu looked like a little daughter-in-law who was about to hug her,
He grabbed the other person's hands tightly and begged.
Everyone around looked at it with bursts of bitterness.
What kind of world is this? If he can't even protect his own woman, is he still a man?
At this moment, bursts of rapid sirens came from the distance, and two police cars were driving towards here at a very fast speed, which made everyone present feel "thump!" and secretly screamed "bad".dd