"Mr. Ye, you'd better find someone else to do this! I think Manager Liao has a tall figure and a beautiful face. He is totally qualified for the job!" The Manager Liao mentioned by Wu Yifan is Liao Zhiyuan, one of the only two men in Infinite. Ye Xiwen
It is impossible to commute to and from work according to Infinite's business hours. Liao Zhiyuan is in charge most of the time. It can be said that Liao Zhiyuan is absolutely an indispensable figure in Infinite.
"If he could do it, I wouldn't have waited until today to find you."
"There's nothing you can do about it. I'm just a security guard. I'm just doing my job, not my body."
"As a member of Infinite, I didn't expect that your consciousness would be so low." Ye Xiwen looked at Wu Yifan angrily, "Think about it for yourself, in Infinite's one year, have you performed any tricks?"
Wu Yifan thought for a moment, and it seemed that there really wasn't.
Unlike wine, guests will all ask for a private room when they come to play, which reduces a lot of friction. If anything happens, it will be settled by Liao Zhiyuan. If Liao Zhiyuan is upset, Ye Xiwen will definitely take care of it. But then again, if Ye Xiwen can't handle it, Wu Yifan can't handle it.
If the security guard comes up, the guests will not give you face even more.
"You're not right? You're guilty, right? You're sorry, right? Think about it again, what kind of life have you been living in the past year? Sitting in an office and blowing on the air conditioner for a salary of two thousand yuan a month, doing nothing all day long, and still doing things at every turn.
Go to the mahjong parlor across the street. Do you really think that the security guards everywhere can be as leisurely as you? Oh, it’s so difficult now. You actually tell me that you don’t sell your body if you are an entertainer? Who told you that public relations means selling your body? Your thoughts are very unhealthy.
!Public relations also require means and are also a type of showmanship, you know?"
Ye Xiwen asked a barrage of questions, and Wu Yifan was overwhelmed with answers. But after all, Ye Xiwen said what he said was reasonable. Wu Yifan hesitated for a while, sat down opposite Ye Xiwen, took out a cigarette and lit it.
"Three thousand!" Ye Xiwen held out three fingers, "You negotiate on my behalf. As long as it succeeds, your monthly salary will be three thousand! This salary is considered a white-collar worker in Beitian City!
Also, as long as your negotiation is successful, I will give you an award based on the unlimited benefits you have obtained, ranging from ten thousand to twenty thousand to one or two hundred thousand. You see, you don’t even have a mobile phone, so you need money.
ah!"
Since it was a show, and Ye Xiwen offered such generous terms, it was hard for Wu Yifan to refuse. After thinking about it, he chuckled and said: "Mr. Ye, if you insist on me going, then I will give it a try, but first I will
Let me make it clear to you that I have no negotiation experience and I am not good at public relations. You'd better not have any hope in me. Also, if you can think of other ways within this week, that would be great.
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"Okay! Starting from tomorrow, you need to refer to two books, one is "Women's Weaknesses" and the other is "Men's Self-cultivation". Before you negotiate, I will package your whole body...
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"No." Wu Yifan flatly refused, "I refuse to accept any disguised form of prostitution."
Ye Xiwen was stunned. After a while, she sighed softly and said, "Wu Yifan, what do you want?"
What do you want?
I never thought about it before, but now, of course, what I want is to successfully complete all the tasks of the intelligent blessing device, and transform from a false god bound by blessing points into a real god! If I am inexhaustible in my usefulness,
The blessing points, my god, the future is really limitless! Well, I should actively face the tasks assigned by the intelligent blessing device, and do not have to curb the use of the blessing points too much. In view of the horror of the tasks assigned by the intelligent blessing device, I
Don't waste your blessing points wantonly...
Of course, these thoughts cannot be expressed directly to Ye Xiwen. Wu Yifan coughed and said seriously: "What I want is for the two sides of the Taiwan Strait to reunify as soon as possible, for the motherland to take off as early as possible, and for society to achieve true harmony as soon as possible..."
"roll!"
Because he had five blessing points and two attributes that could be blessed, Wu Yifan still felt heavy in his heart after returning to the security room. It seemed that he was not very indifferent to fame and fortune. If the temptation was huge enough, it would be enough to defeat any saint.
Be sensible! Even those monks who eat fast and chant sutras all day long, don’t they have their own thoughts? It’s not easy for me to still maintain a normal mind after obtaining a smart blessing device!
But after Wu Yifan left, Ye Xiwen was overjoyed.
I am absolutely devoted to all men in the world, but the moment I first saw Wu Yifan's eyes, I was still a little distracted, and I even couldn't believe my own eyes. Although Wu Yifan was joking, there was sadness in those dark eyes.
It's heartbreaking that this guy with no ambition and no ambition can actually act to such a realistic level, as if he really has an irreversible past.
A little bit of decadence, a little bit of cynicism, and a little bit of unruly bohemianism. The combination of these three is originally a sharp weapon for men to deal with women! What's more, there is that unspeakable sadness? Widow Wang, Widow Wang, can you put it together?
Such a great Yingjie Industrial Co., Ltd. is well organized, and I feel inferior in this regard, but I heard that no man in the world can get close to you, so this time I will choose a decadent man to take action, to see if you can handle it.
After thinking about it, Ye Xiwen left the office and went back home. This woman was very concerned about her own capital, so there was no way she could stay up late. Besides, she was relieved to have Liao Zhiyuan, who boasted three years of five-star hotel management experience, in charge.
A woman who lives alone will usually find some way to enrich herself after returning home.
Ye Xiwen's way of enriching herself is to go to major portals and search for like-minded people on the Internet to discuss with each other how to squeeze a man's property to the maximum extent and how to escape after squeezing the property. Occasionally, some people will have a sudden idea,
I created a self-made anti-wolf technique and used it to explore its feasibility and damage.
As usual, after Ye Xiwen returned home, she turned on her computer and started browsing the latest videos from major portal websites.
Soon, in the most played column of a certain portal video website today, a video titled 'Running Emperor' caught her attention. After a closer look, she found that it had been played 600,000 times. You must know that Ye Xiwen
Every day I habitually browse the most popular videos of the day. In the past, if the most popular videos could receive more than 100,000 views within 24 hours since they were uploaded, it would be a big exception!
However, the video uploaded around three o'clock in the afternoon has now been viewed by more than 600,000 people before nine o'clock in the evening. What is this concept? Needless to say, Ye Xiwen has been shocked by this data before she started watching the video. She must hold on.
Yearning in her heart, Ye Xiwen started the video with great anticipation.
The video only lasts for thirty seconds. Judging from the scene, there is a robbery by a motorcycle gang, and then a young man chases the motorcycle bravely. Since Ye Xiwen does not have a deep understanding of the concept of speed, what she is watching is also a young man chasing a motorcycle.
In the big scene, she felt that the young man's speed was very fast, but she didn't feel too shocked. Ye Xiwen even thought that it might be a fluke that this video became so popular.
However, after the scene was frozen, graphic explanations and data analysis appeared on the video.
Do you still remember the three-wheeled brother who was not injured in a major car accident?
Do you still remember the running guy who competed with the bus?
Do you still remember the train guy who came and went freely between two retrograde trains?
They are amazing, they are awesome, but they are not invincible! Whether it is the three-wheeled brother, the running brother, or the train brother, their achievements are within the scope that we can accept or understand with normal thinking.
So, look at the running emperor! (Please allow me to call him the running emperor first, but the running emperor is definitely not enough to describe one percent of his bravery. Unfortunately, I can't find a more appropriate and better adjective.)
In the 100-meter sprint, no one has broken 9.7 seconds after centuries of struggle. I can tell you clearly that in the men's IAAF Grand Prix held in Athens, Greece, on June 14, 2005, Beijing time
In the 100-meter final, 22-year-old Jamaican athlete Asafa Powell performed well and broke the men's 100-meter sprint world record in 9 seconds? This record has not been broken so far...
The exact straight-line distance from the starting point of Mercedes-Benz to the speeding party is 213 meters.
It only took him 15 seconds to reach 65.
? meters, takes 15 seconds 65.
Yes, you read that right, let alone doubt it.
I can no longer use words to describe the shock in my heart.
I can't describe in words what this degree means.
All I know is that he has subverted the cognition of all mankind and transcended all ordinary existences!
Feel free to comment on the post to express your inner shock, and dedicate the more perfect adjectives you can think of to the running emperor! Facing this miraculous existence, we don’t need to be stingy with our praises, we should be in awe...
Ye Xiwen doesn't like sports, but after reading this data analysis, she was completely shuddered.
It was trembling from the inside out, body, mind and soul together!
Next, Ye Xiwen began to log in to major portal websites, and the number of posts on all websites that day almost hit a record high! Almost all the titles and comments revolved around Running Emperor——
"Challenge your psychological limits, the Running Emperor suddenly appears on the streets of Beitian City."
"Shocked, Emperor Running acted bravely."
"Emperor Running, do you really belong to this ordinary world?"
"Decryption by authoritative genetic experts - the possibility of a genetic mutation of Emperor Running cannot be ruled out."
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Ye Xiwen opened her mouth slightly, with a look of shock on her face. However, Ye Xiwen's mental age was mature enough after all, and she was a woman, so she gradually calmed down her mood, but she still couldn't help but watch the video again.