Chapter 56: You Are an Idol School, Not an Acting School
Wu Yifan and Yi Xuexian seemed to be a newly married couple, playing with Mu Xiaoyao in the playground. Both of them felt extremely embarrassed, but Mu Xiaoyao seemed not to notice at all.
He kept chattering excitedly there. He talked about Wu Yifan's specific situation and advantages, and then talked about Yi Xuexian's situation. It was like an agency that introduced the target, attracting many people around him.
Tourists all looked at them one after another, feeling extremely surprised at their strange combination.
"Hey, Brother Fan, why is there a wallet on the ground?"
Mu Xiaoyao was walking when she suddenly found an exquisite wallet lying on the ground. She immediately bent down and picked it up.
Wu Yifan frowned slightly and had a very bad feeling in his heart. There were many people coming to the playground today, but why did the three of them pick up this wallet? He had heard that in modern society, there are many great dancers.
The liar specializes in using this trick to defraud money. He was about to speak to Mu Xiaoyao when he heard a man's voice not far away: "Who, who picked up my wallet? My wallet was lost. Someone
Did you see it? I put the thousands of dollars I just withdrew inside, has any kind person seen it? Please tell me, I thank you so much."
When Wu Yifan, Mu Xiaoyao and Yi Xuexian saw this, they all followed the voice and their expressions changed slightly.
Who else is coming besides Su Junfeng just now?
Su Junfeng looked nervous at this time, looking around for something. Coupled with what she just said, the matter was already very clear - the wallet he just lost was the one he lost.
Mu Xiaoyao had always hated this man in her heart, but now that she saw that it was his lost wallet, she immediately threw the wallet she had just picked up on the ground, stepped on it without caring, and shouted lazily: "Here."
, that crazy person, there is a wallet here, I don’t know if it is yours, oh, I didn’t expect you to be so well-dressed, but the leather bag is a low-end product, it really doesn’t match it!”
When Su Junfeng heard what she said, he was so angry that he almost vomited blood. This little loli was so hateful. She was always against him. It was true that birds of a feather flocked together. Anyone who was with this Wu Yifan was not a good bird.
He muttered a few words in his heart, but a bright smile still appeared on his face: "So it's here, thank you very much, little girl!"
Mu Xiaoyao stared at her beautiful eyes and shouted repeatedly: "Did I see a ghost?"
"Saw a ghost? What did you see a ghost?" Su Junfeng asked with a look of astonishment on his face.
"A person like you can actually say thank you. Could it be that he has seen a ghost?" Mu Xiaoyao asked with a suspicious look on his face.
"You..." Su Junfeng stared with bull's eyes, his face too angry to say a word.
Mu Xiaoyao was too lazy to say another word to him. She waved her right hand towards him and said: "Okay, I have returned the wallet to you. We still have to play. Don't act like a robber and block the way."
Our way forward. If you are handsome, like Arnold Schwarzenegger, or like Andy Lau, Louis Koo can be considered eye-catching and liven up the atmosphere. Unfortunately, you are about the same length as Li Yuchun, without a single muscle in your body, and you are thin and small.
You're like a chicken, if I look at you more, I'm afraid I won't be able to eat for three or four days in a row!"
Many tourists around have noticed what happened here, and now they heard what Mu Xiaoyao said, and they all burst into laughter. There seemed to be something inexplicable in their eyes when they looked at Su Junfeng.
If Su Junfeng bickered, he would definitely not be Mu Xiaoyao's opponent. Now he could only suppress the anger in his heart, opened his bag, looked through it a few times, and then showed a shocked expression on his face: "You, you, you just picked it up
My purse?"
"Yeah, what's wrong? Is there money missing?" Mu Xiaoyao rolled her eyes and said.
"How did you know? It turns out that you took the money in my wallet. I didn't expect that a little girl like you would do such a thing at such a young age. I, I must call the police and arrest you all.
!" Su Junfeng was like a wild lion, pointing at Wu Yifan and Mu Xiaoyao, and shouted loudly.
He shouted out, attracting many tourists around who had not noticed it. They all looked sideways, with doubts on their faces, not knowing what was going on.
Wu Yifan and Mu Xiaoyao both suddenly realized and understood the cause and effect of the matter.
It turns out that Su Junfeng deliberately left this wallet here and asked them to pick it up. He also deliberately said that there was a lot less money in the wallet, so that he could take the opportunity to attack them and give them some color.
Although this method is very old-fashioned, it is very effective. If you are ignorant, you will really be fooled by it.
When Su Junfeng saw many tourists gathered around him, he shouted at the top of his lungs: "You, you are so despicable and shameless, you actually took away the banknotes in my wallet privately, I, I, I..." In order to be able to put this away, Su Junfeng
The performance was more exciting, and some onions were specially used. He choked with tears and said, "I have five thousand yuan in my wallet, but after passing through your hands, only one thousand yuan is left. You
, you are typical villains, quickly, return the money to me!"
"Oh, it turns out that after I picked up the wallet, I took away the four thousand yuan inside!"
"Alas, the world is deteriorating and things are unpredictable!"
"It's not my fault. In today's economy and society, where can anyone return his wallet for free? It's okay for someone to get a little favor, but there is only a total of 5,000 yuan, and they took away 4,000 yuan. This is too much."
too much?"
"Yeah, I didn't expect this little girl to be so dark. She's so crooked!"
…
Many tourists around didn't know why, but after hearing what Su Junfeng said, they all agreed and regarded Wu Yifan and Mu Xiaoyao as the kind of bad people who were greedy for petty gains and immoral.
Yi Xuexian had been with Wu Yifan and the others, and naturally knew that Mu Xiaoyao had not opened her wallet, and that all this was Su Junfeng's conspiracy. She whispered angrily: "Junfeng, can you stop being so ridiculous?
?This matter has nothing to do with either of them, we should go home quickly!"
If it were normal times, Su Junfeng might still listen to Yi Xuexian's words, but just now he saw Yi Xuexian hugging Wu Yifan's shoulders, and the two people's intimate feelings made him jealous, and now he hears each other again
He spoke for Wu Yifan everywhere, and the anger in his heart could not be controlled. He gritted his teeth and sneered: "What do you mean, don't mess around? They took away the four thousand yuan in my wallet. How could I not say a word?"
Can’t say? I don’t want to be taken advantage of. If they don’t return the four thousand yuan to me today, I will never leave here!”
"You, you, you..." Yi Xuexian didn't expect Su Junfeng to be so shameless, and she was so angry that she almost cried.
Su Junfeng stared at Wu Yifan and Mu Xiaoyao with a sinister face, and said word by word: "You two, just wait for me. I have already called the police. The police will be here soon. By then, it will be difficult for you to get wings."
Flying!"
Who knew that Wu Yifan and Mu Xiaoyao didn't even have a hint of panic on their faces, but looked at Su Junfeng who had been acting there like idiots.
"You guys, what do you mean? Don't think that I will let you go!" Su Junfeng saw that he was the one who spoke all the time. The two of them didn't say a word. He immediately felt boring and said in a conspiratorial tone.
Mu Xiaoyao turned her head and said to Wu Yifan deliberately: "Brother Fan, is there water in this person's head?"
Wu Yifan nodded pretendingly: "Looking at his appearance, it does seem like he has been flooded!"
Mu Xiaoyao sighed softly, shook her head at Su Junfeng with some serious words and said: "What kind of lunatic is this? Your acting level is too bad? And it has no technical content at all. It's really a waste of the careful choreography of the first-generation director Feng Xiaogang.
Any robbery is hundreds of times better than yours. I could do tricks like yours when I was seven years old. If you want to act more realistically, you have to be willing to spend money. Don't do this.
It’s a low cost of several thousand yuan. At least one of them needs to be lost. Tens of thousands of yuan, hundreds of thousands of yuan, will be lost. Only in this way will it cause a sensation!"
"You, you girl, what are you talking nonsense about?" Su Junfeng said angrily, his face turning green and red.
"What nonsense am I talking about? I'm just saying that your acting skills are so bad that you can't even be considered a third-rate actor!" Mu Xiaoyao said dejectedly.
"Well, I saw that the new generation Xiaosheng Huang Haibing's acting skills are much better than him!" Wu Yifan also echoed.
"Even the acting skills of the actors in sitcoms like "Wulin Gaiden" are hundreds of times better than his. Alas, it seems that amateur actors are just amateur actors. They cannot compare with real actors, whether it is dialogue or action.
, all seem so uncoordinated, it seems that you can't become a real acting school, at best you can be regarded as an idol school!" Mu Xiaoyao shook her head helplessly, as if she was too disappointed with Su Junfeng's acting skills.
Many tourists watching around burst out laughing when they heard Mu Xiaoyao's comments.
Although they didn't know who was who in this matter, they saw that Wu Yifan and Mu Xiaoyao didn't have the slightest panic on their faces. Instead, they were calm and still laughing here. It seemed that they were really wronged!
How could Su Junfeng have thought that his carefully arranged conspiracy would be so praised by them? And he was still pointing here, as if he was a clown. He had a gloomy face, gritted his teeth and said: "You two, don't
You are so proud here, and when the police come later, I will see what else you say!"
"Then you really called the police?" Mu Xiaoyao asked suspiciously.
"That's natural!" Su Junfeng thought she was scared and smiled proudly.
"Then let them come quickly. We haven't had enough fun yet. We don't want to waste time on this. You should call the police ten minutes in advance. This way you can avoid wasting every minute and delaying things.
It’s procrastinating, it doesn’t have the decisiveness and determination of a man at all, it’s so disappointing!” Mu Xiaoyao said with some anticipation.