"Hey, hey, hey, Wu Yifan, you're inviting me to dinner this time. Why are you eating so fast? Can't you compete with me?"
"Wu Yifan, bring me that chicken drumstick, otherwise, I will fight with you!"
"Wu Yifan, have you not eaten for three days and three nights? This is the first time I have seen a man as rude as you. You have eaten so many good things. Are you reincarnated as a starving ghost?"
"Wu Yifan, those guests are looking at you, can you be more civilized? We are all civilized people across the century. Looking at you, I don't know what to say!"
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Liu Wei had the urge to run away. It was obvious that the other party invited her to eat, but Wu Yifan could eat as fast as a wind and cloud roll. Instead, half of the dozen or so dishes were put into the other party's stomach. This was still
She was fast enough and moved fiercely enough, and she managed to grab some food. Otherwise, she would definitely leave the hotel hungry.
Wu Yifan pretended that he didn't understand what she was saying, and said with a confused look on his face: "Miss Liu Wei, what did you say? I eat very quickly? No? Why don't I know at all? I just do things simply.
I'm upright and never sloppy. Do you think I'm like you, grinding away at every meal, as if I'm taking poison? Don't you know that if you do this, it will have a bad impact on other people's hotels?
Other guests thought the food in the hotel was unpalatable!" As he spoke plausibly, he tore off a chicken leg and threw it directly into his mouth. Within a few seconds, he swallowed a chicken bone.
"You, you..." Liu Wei's face turned a little green.
Is this man a loser? How can he eat so much food? Those men behave very politely when they are with him. They don’t dare to make a sound while eating, for fear of causing dissatisfaction to themselves, but this man also
It’s so different, it’s so surprising to me. Is the other person a non-human being who escaped from Jurassic Park?
Ding Shihan is laughing so hard that her stomach hurts. She has never seen such a man or such a woman in her entire life. Their personalities are so perfect for each other. They are like a legendary couple. They even eat vegetables.
She was desperately grabbing for it, as if she hadn't eaten in several lifetimes. Although she had been running for such a long time and her stomach was empty, she still chewed slowly and politely, forming a completely different contrast to the two of them.
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Liu Wei finally rolled his eyes, put the chopsticks on the table simply, raised his hands, shook his head and said: "Wu Yifan, I surrender, I really surrender. I didn't really want to call you here this time.
I asked you to treat me to a meal, but I want to ask you to do me a favor. As long as you agree to do me this favor, I will treat you to the meal, how about it?"
"Please? Did the sun come out from the west today? Am I daydreaming? I actually had such a weird dream. It seems that I must have not had enough rest in the past few days, which is why I have hallucinations." Wu Yifan said with a look of surprise.
Liu Wei was so angry that she almost jumped up from her chair, but thinking about her main mission this time, she finally restrained her impulse and took out a thick stack of banknotes from her pocket, which was about three thousand yuan. She
He patted the table gently, stared at Wu Yifan with a pair of beautiful eyes, and said word by word: "Do you believe it this time?"
For a hotel of similar size like Fude Yuan, a high-end meal on a table only costs about two to three thousand yuan. Naturally, it cannot be compared with high-end places like "Tianchao Seafood City", but it is not something that ordinary people can easily afford.
Come.
When Wu Yifan saw that the other party was being serious, he couldn't help but stop his chopsticks and exclaimed: "The sun really came out from the west today!"
"I'm telling you the truth, you mainly promise to help me, I'll pay for this meal, and you can also order food, as long as it costs less than four thousand yuan, how about it?" Liu Wei looked at the other party calmly.
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How could Wu Yifan be fooled by the other party after just one meal? And if the other party dared to say such words, he must be helping more than ordinary things. He rolled his eyes and laughed: "Miss Liu Wei, actually I am Wu Yifan
I'm just an ordinary security guard with no hands and no wealth. You asked me for help, but you seem to have found the wrong person? I also know a few very good friends, I can introduce them to you."
"I decided on this matter after thinking about it, and you can do it easily, how about it?" Liu smiled.
"Oh? What's that?" Wu Yifan asked back.
"I want you to pretend to be my boyfriend tomorrow and help me abort a blind date!" Liu said with a smile.
"Plop!" Wu Yifan had just taken a sip of red wine and sprayed it directly on Liu Wei's face. His eyes were wide open, as if he didn't recognize the other person, and he hesitated, "You, do you have a fever?"
Are you confused? This kind of joke is not made casually. I can pretend that I didn't hear what you just said."
Liu Wei immediately jumped up from the chair, took out a napkin and carefully wiped the wine on his face, stared angrily at his big almond-like eyes, and shouted: "Wu Yifan, you, what do you mean? You
If you have any opinions, you can tell me. You don’t need to use these dirty tricks. You, you are too despicable and shameless. I, I..."
Ding Shihan also looked at the two of them in astonishment. He didn't expect that Liu Wei would ask Wu Yifan to do such a favor. This somewhat surprised him, but he still had some expectations in his heart. He really wanted to see Liu Wei tomorrow.
What kind of scene will the blind date be like? It might be a chaotic situation.
Wu Yifan almost cried: "Miss Liu Wei, you and I only met once, and you asked me to pretend to be your boyfriend and then disrupt your blind date plan. Isn't this too incredible? Don't tell me.
Besides, I'm afraid that your parents won't be able to pass the test. And if you look at me again, I have an average appearance, average clothes, and average job. I will definitely tell the truth in a few words. How can I help you? I don't think so.
You'd better hire someone else to save me from delaying your work!"
"Although what you said makes some sense, among the people I know who are about the same age as me and whom my parents haven't met yet, you seem to be the only one. If there are other more suitable men, I still need to beg you.
"?" Liu Wei pouted her bright red mouth and muttered in a dissatisfied voice.
"But do you think it's appropriate for me to look like this?" Wu Yifan asked back.
Liu Wei looked at him carefully for a few times, then nodded and said: "Although you are average-looking, you are not dressed in the slightest, and your words and actions are not reliable at all, but if you look carefully, it seems that there are really some
It’s manly. Anyway, the success of my blind date plan depends entirely on you. I hope you won’t let me down!”
"Actually, I don't think I have the talent in this area. It would be better for you to find someone else!" Wu Yifan has already begun to think about how to escape from the other party's clutches. Pretend to be a boyfriend? How could such an old-fashioned thing happen to him?
What? Don't say you don't believe it, I'm afraid Liu Wei's parents won't believe this fact either. I don't want to be exposed on the spot, and I will be so embarrassed that I will be beaten to death.
"Anyway, I think you are the best candidate. You have no right to refute. Just prepare well today and try your best to help me smooth things over tomorrow!" Liu Wei saw that he was still chattering away, very simply.
said.
"You seem to be a bit of a bully?" Wu Yifan rolled his eyes and asked. What happened to him during this time? It seemed that every woman came to him for help, as if he had instantly turned into a man in red pants. Could it be that
Is he really a great person?
"Anyway, at eight o'clock tomorrow morning, I will go to your residence to look for you. If I can't find you, don't blame me for using some special means. By then, your reputation as Wu Yifan will probably spread throughout Beitian City.
Maybe he will surpass Ding Shihan and become a popular star!" A sinister smile appeared on Liu Wei's face, and she deliberately said "hehe..." and laughed twice. She was like a quirky little fox all the time.
Wu Yifan wished he could hit him to death. If he had known that he would encounter something like this, he would not have come to a place like this. His eyes were rolling, thinking about how to successfully resolve this crisis.
When Liu Wei saw that Wu Yifan was speechless by him, she felt indescribably proud. She even added four more hot dishes. When she tasted them, she was tens of thousands of times happier than eating ginseng fruit.
Ding Shihan saw Wu Yifan's depressed look and couldn't help but chuckled: "Brother Wu, since Liu Wei asked you to help, just help her once. It's not a bad thing anyway. Just treat it as a free meal."
Come on, if it were any other man, I’m afraid he wouldn’t even have such good luck!”
"Go for a free meal?" Wu Yifan rolled his eyes and said, "That meal is not that easy to eat, I'm afraid it's the Hongmen Banquet!" He secretly thought about whether he would get seriously ill tomorrow, so that he could avoid this.
A storm.
Who knew that Liu Wei could see Xiao Jiujiu in his heart at a glance, and said with a cute smile: "Wu Yifan, if you pretend to be sick or something, I will drag you over with a donkey, so I hope you can come up with something
Brilliant means!"
Wu Yifan thought about it and felt that he could not avoid this disaster anyway, so he might as well stay single, so in the end he could only nod helplessly: "I understand, Miss Liu Wei, it's just a matter of life or death anyway.
Jin, I will tell you everything tomorrow, is this all right?"
"That's pretty much it," Liu Wei said with a smile on her face, "To celebrate the success of our plan tomorrow, cheers!"