Wu Yifan and Liu Wei thought that their acting skills were far enough to get away with it, but they didn't expect that Liu Qingyang would see through it at a glance, causing them to look at each other and prepare to retreat.
Liu Wei smiled: "Dad, you, what are you talking about? Why can't I understand at all? What is pretending to be a boyfriend? Affan is my boyfriend, why bother pretending? Do you think you have such a lovely daughter?
, would do that kind of thing?" Her eyes were covered with a thin layer of mist, and she seemed about to cry immediately.
Wu Yifan already has three black lines on his forehead. He is indeed a great person!
It seems that she is at most an idol type, but Liu Wei is the real acting type. Look at these tears, they can flow out at any time, and this expression can change at any time. Compared with her, Mu Xiaoyao is like a little witch.
I saw a great witch.
Liu Qingyang smiled slightly, stretched out four fingers, and said: "There are four reasons!"
"Four reasons?" Liu Wei was slightly stunned.
"First of all, you two said that you have known each other for half a year, but after you two came in, your movements and speech seemed extremely stiff, as if you were filming a TV series, without any sense of fluency or harmony. It shows that you two are here.
The lines and actions were planned in advance." Liu Qingyang said with a smile.
"This, this, the reason is unreasonable!" Liu Wei argued with some lack of confidence.
"Yes, the first reason is that it cannot be 100% solid, and can only be described as a side reason. Second, I just said something, Xiao Wu does not know my identity, I am really young and promising, but if you
How could he not know my identity for more than half a year? Didn't you talk about your family and parents when you were together?" Liu Qingyang continued.
"Well, what we advocate is the freedom of love, and we don't like to attach any other factors, so when we are together, we only talk about topics that we both like, and never talk about our respective families, isn't that okay?" Liu Wei stammered.
She said, her head lowered now, wishing she could just hit her to death.
"Thirdly, the two of you have only glanced at each other once or twice since you entered the door. This is not how young men and women in love should behave at all. Moreover, even if you are holding hands, you look extraordinarily beautiful.
Stiff, not natural at all!" Liu Qingyang ignored her argument and said again.
"I, we..." Liu Wei was speechless.
"Fourth, just now your mother said three things that you have done, but Xiao Wu showed a look of surprise on his face, which is very unreasonable. Logically speaking, you have known each other for half a year, and he should have some understanding of your character.
I understand, how could you meet us in confusion without even knowing your personality?" After Liu Qingyang said this, he added, "If these four reasons are taken separately, they cannot be 100% established, but
If these four reasons exist at the same time, I am 80% sure that you two must be fake!"
Wu Yifan sat aside, applauded and praised: "Uncle, you really have a good eye, you can see the clues at a glance, I admire you!" He was deeply shocked. He is worthy of being the director of the Anti-Corruption Bureau. His observation and discernment skills are indeed first-class. He and Liu
In other people's eyes, Wei's little trick is really impossible to escape.
Chen Liyun chuckled at the side and said: "Wei'er, we just asked you to come over for a blind date. If you think it's suitable, just contact us. If it's not suitable, forget it. Why did you do this? When we notified you of the blind date,
, I saw something was wrong in your eyes, and I knew I was going to come up with some weird tricks, and sure enough!"
"Who, who said that? I, I just feel bored, so I need to find someone to relieve my boredom!" Liu Wei said embarrassedly.
Wu Yifan sweated violently, what did this little girl mean? At first, he pretended to be his boyfriend, but now, his status has suddenly dropped a lot, and he has become a boredom reliever.
"You must be worried that after we let you go on a blind date, we will force you to be with the other person's child. Is that what you mean?" Liu Qingyang shook his head helplessly, "It's not like you don't know your temper. If you were an ordinary boy,
, do you dare to be with you? Moreover, you are not young anymore, and you should find a similar family, so I proposed this blind date to let you think more about your own affairs and stop going crazy every day.
Besides, a blind date is just about looking at each other. Maybe you like someone else, but they are afraid of you!"
"Who, who made him fall in love with me?" Liu Wei pouted and said dissatisfiedly.
"Look at you looking like this, you dress up like a monster, it's weird that someone likes you!" Liu Qingyang said deliberately angrily.
"I, I did this on purpose. Didn't I just want to make that bastard angry?" Liu Wei immediately said with a playful smile. She stood up and ran to her father, grabbing him like a child.
arms, said coquettishly.
"Yes, you want to make him angry, but don't let people think that our Liu family has no tutors. You are embarrassing, but I can't afford to shame this person!" Liu Qingyang looked at his precious daughter and said helplessly.
"Who, who said that? If he dares to say that, I will blow his head off!" Liu Wei said fiercely.
Liu Qingyang and Chen Liyun both looked at each other and smiled bitterly.
How dare any man like such a precious daughter?
Wu Yifan saw that there was nothing of his own to do here, so he stood up in a hurry and said with a smile: "Uncle and aunt, since there is nothing to do anymore, I'd better leave first!" He originally didn't want to get involved in such things, but now he saw that he was gone.
I can't wait to leave here immediately, go home and have a good sleep!
Liu Qingyang smiled and pressed his right hand, and said: "Xiao Wu, please don't leave yet. Although your boyfriend is a fake, maybe the fake one may become real. I think Wei'er's
Little girl, I seem to treat you better than other men, which means you still have great hope!"
"Dad, what are you talking about? Who likes him?" Liu Wei said coquettishly.
"Hey, I didn't say you liked him, you said it yourself!" Liu Qingyang joked.
Liu Xiao's face turned red, and she swayed as if in a daze, saying, "Dad, there is no one like you anymore!"
Chen Liyun also smiled and said: "Your father just told you to seize the opportunity and don't let the man you like run away!" She looked at her watch and said with doubts, "Hey, didn't Lao Song say it's ten o'clock in the morning?
?Why aren't you here yet? Is there something that's delayed? Do you want me to call and ask?"
"Lao Song's boy is also a troublemaker all the time. He gets into fights every day. I hate him so much that he almost kills his family. I guess he won't be able to handle it either!" Liu Qingyang said with a hearty smile.
"Lao Song, what Lao Song?" Liu Wei asked with a puzzled look on his face.
"Lao Song is Lao Song!" Liu Qingyang pretended to be mysterious.
Liu Wei cast her eyes on Wu Yifan, secretly guessing the identity of the man she was dating.
About fifteen minutes later, I heard a cursing voice coming from outside the door: "Damn it, Dad, there is no adult like you, so you prepared a blind date for me in the dark. Do you want your son to be semen?"
Die after all? Anyway, I don’t care, I definitely don’t want that chick inside, 100%!”
"You brat, is it easy for me, your dad? I finally found you a girl with good looks and a gentle personality, but you still try to show off your temper to me. Let me tell you, you have to agree today, and you have to agree even if you don't.
Promise, otherwise, I will sever the father-son relationship with you!" Another rough voice also sounded at the same time.
"If you cut off the relationship between father and son, you will cut off the relationship between father and son. I will change my surname immediately and let the Song family die off their descendants. Let's see how you look when you go to see your dead grandfather and ancestors!"
"Oh, you bastard, you are so brave to say such a thing. Do you believe I will slap you to death?"
…
When Wu Yifan and Liu Wei heard this conversation, their faces turned green, looking more and more ugly.
Who else is the speaker besides Song Mingjie, the little fat guy?
Lao Song?
It turns out that the old Song Dynasty that Liu Qingyang mentioned just now belongs to Song Mingjie's family. This time, sparks really hit the earth! Who would have thought that the person who went on a blind date with Liu Wei was Song Mingjie, a fat guy? This is really unexpected!
Liu Wei gritted her teeth and whispered to Wu Yifan: "Did you do it on purpose? You knew that the person I was going on a blind date with today was that fat guy, so why did you come to see my show? I should have known that you were colluding with him and colluding with him.
It’s not a good thing, I, I’m really blind, I actually found you as a foil!”
Wu Yifan's forehead was also wet, and he said helplessly: "You don't even know the person you are dating, do I know? Miss Liu Wei, I hope you will use your brain to think before you speak in the future, and don't just respond to a sentence!"
"
"What are you talking about?" Liu Wei asked curiously.
"Big breasts and no brains!"
"Wu Yifan, you dead man, what did you say? Tell me again!" Liu Wei frowned at him angrily.
"I said your breasts are really big!"
"You just know?" Liu Wei rolled her eyes at him slightly proudly. Women still care about this part of her.
Liu Qingyang held it in and almost laughed out loud. He had long heard that the boys of the Song family were lawless, and now it seemed that it was indeed true. He saw something was wrong with the faces of Liu Wei and Wu Yifan, and asked curiously: "Do you know this Song family?
Boy?"
"I don't know!" Wu Yifan and Liu Wei said in unison.
"Bang!"
The door to the private room was kicked open hard.
"Holy shit, where is that little girl? Let me take a good look. I must declare in advance that I don't want a virgin. If she is a virgin, I still have to consider it before I want it. Her appearance must be better than Maggie Cheung's.
, The figure must be better than Alyssa Chia, and the breasts must be better than Cecilia Cheung!" Song Mingjie, a fat little man, walked in from the outside with a pair of small eyes, and saw that he was wearing a plaid T-shirt on his upper body, and his lower body was clearly
Wearing a pair of big pants and a pair of large plastic slippers, he looked like a street gangster, and his voice was also surprisingly loud, like thunder.dd