"Hello, classmates! I am your new class teacher for the third year of high school and also your new Chinese teacher. My name is Su Yuanyuan."
Zhang Deshuai walked to the back door of the classroom with a worn-out schoolbag on one shoulder. He looked up lazily and saw a beautiful teacher with a protruding front and back leaning on the podium that he had watched for two years. She was introducing confidently with her hands on the podium.
Own.
Zhang Deshuai wiped his eyes and swallowed several mouthfuls of spit.
Damn it! Time has come to turn! What’s going on!
During the first and second years of high school, there was always a heavyweight Obasan who was the class teacher. Zhang Deshuai kept complaining that Obasan affected his mood in class, so that the Chinese scores of Obasan's Chinese class plummeted. Then.
If you worry about Chinese, your math scores will also get worse; if you worry about Chinese and math, your English scores will drop... Well, anyway, it was Obasan who made himself unable to read anything well!
Now that he was promoted to the third year of high school, the scenery had changed. Zhang Deshuai couldn't help but look at the beautiful teacher and nodded secretly.
Su Yuanyuan was wearing a pink dress, with a petite body, a delicate face, a high bridge of nose, and very trendy black-rimmed glasses.
The body is hunched forward and backward, and he looks like a man who is good at giving birth! Well, isn't this just my thing?
"Classmate? Which class are you in? Are you looking for someone?"
Zhang Deshuai's lips were so wet that he was about to shed tears. As he stared at the beautiful teacher in a daze, he suddenly saw those red, cherry-like lips speaking to him. His voice was soft and very pleasant.
The students' attention seemed to be all on the beautiful teacher Su Yuanyuan. When they heard Su Yuanyuan's words, they all immediately turned to look at him. Zhang Deshuai reacted and raised his flat-rimmed glasses in a very sullen manner, thinking that he
His posture should be considered a good student, right? There should be no problem in leaving a good impression!
"Teacher, his name is..." In the second row at the end of the classroom, a short boy sitting next to an empty seat against the wall smiled obscenely at Zhang Deshuai. Zhang Deshuai glared at him, then smiled playfully towards the empty seat.
As he walked away from his seat, he pretended to be honest and honest: "Teacher, I am Zhang Deshuai!"
"Hahahaha..." The students here had already expected this scene, and they immediately fell back laughing, rubbing their bellies and pointing at Zhang Deshuai and burst into laughter.
Zhang Deshuai was not proud of his disobedience. He put his schoolbag on the table, pushed his chair back, sat down on the table, smiled and cursed at his classmates: "Why are you laughing, I am Zhang Deshuai!"
"Bang bang bang..."
"Creak, creak, creak..."
"Aha, aha, hahaha..."
The whole classroom was on its back with laughter, and a few lively ones even clenched their fists and banged on the table, making violent noises.
Seeing the mess in front of her eyes, Su Yuanyuan's face froze slightly, and she felt a little unhappy. For Su Yuanyuan, who had just graduated from a normal university, she had only been a teacher for a few years and had some experience. On the first day, she looked like a novice.
It's really a bit difficult to bring this group of young people who want to enter a small society-university.
She turned to look at Zhang Deshuai, thinking that he didn't look that good at all. He was average-looking and only about 1.75 meters tall. He looked like a bookish person, so how could he be so confident?
She smiled politely at Zhang Deshuai. In Zhang Deshuai's eyes, it was more colorful than a hundred flowers blooming.
"Haha, classmate, I'm asking for your name." Su Yuanyuan pursed her lips slightly, thinking about whether to ignore this noisy scene, but hesitated and gave up.
Zhang Deshuai stood up in a hurry, with a very majestic aura, and shouted to the students: "Stop arguing! It's the first day of class for our class teacher, so you don't have to be so arrogant, just want to show off!" Seeing that the scene has relaxed a bit!
, as if being controlled, Zhang Deshuai smiled shyly at Su Yuanyuan.
If it hadn't been for the comparison with his lion-like roar just now, everyone would have thought that he looked like a gentle and good student.
"Teacher, my name is Zhang Deshuai. Zhang Xinzhe's Zhang, Andy Lau's De, handsome, of course not the handsome one who was eaten by the soldiers, but the one who hugged two soldiers on the left and right, two elephants as cannon fodder, and...
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"Haha, hahahaha...Zhang Deshuai, stop it! Please!" The students burst into laughter. Behind them, a fair-looking girl about 1.6 meters tall lay on the table with one hand like a zombie.
He pulled Zhang Deshuai's clothes along the table and begged for mercy.
"Come on, come on! Commander De, do you really think you are that handsome man with a flying cloud arrow in the sky and thousands of troops coming to meet him!" The short man next to him waved his hands and laughed so hard that he fell forward and backward.
, finally holding back his breath and not laughing, he wanted to pull Zhang Deshuai to sit down.
Su Yuanyuan originally thought this young man was very humorous, but she couldn't help but get angry when she heard what happened next. She had just told other students to be quiet, but she didn't expect that she would make a scene.
Zhang Deshuai twisted his body, shook off the two hands wrapped around his body, and smiled at Su Yuanyuan: "Teacher, the atmosphere in our class is usually like this. Although we are united, it is noisy, so I want you to see it with your own eyes. Besides,
, you are the new class teacher, and to us, you are a recruit. No matter how high your position is, you are still a recruit! If you scold you behind your back and you hear it, you will definitely not feel comfortable."
Zhang Deshuai rubbed his hands and continued: "One thing on the surface and another behind the scenes is not what we should do. Didn't the school also say that young people should develop all aspects of moral, intellectual, physical, artistic and physical development... Bah, bah, it's the teacher-student relationship that matters.
Harmony! So, this is our welcome ceremony. Well, let me introduce myself again. My name is Zhang Deshuai, and I am the disciplinary committee member of Class 3 and Class 6." As he said this, he blinked his eyes hard several times, thinking that his eyes were
There was no eye mucus in it, and there were no impurities in it. It was very clear, so he walked slowly behind the podium and stretched out his hand to Su Yuanyuan.
Zhang Deshuai's position was in the second row at the end of the classroom, on the side of the wall, so he had to go through the obstacle of a short boy when he walked out, and he was almost grabbed by the fair-skinned girl behind him with gritted teeth.
I saw Zhang Deshuai going up with a majestic figure.
The girl at the table behind him gave him a hard look and cursed in her heart: What a beast!
Su Yuanyuan was a little surprised, and she was also a little happy in her heart. Before Zhang Deshuai came, the whole class, although a little obedient, was lazy and ignored her own words. Unexpectedly, when Zhang Deshuai appeared, the whole scene would be different.
!
She didn't think deeply, thinking that this was a good student who knew how to handle the relationship between teachers and students, but she didn't know that Zhang Deshuai was already eagerly shouting like a hungry wolf in his heart: Come and shake my hand, come and shake my hand a few times
I don’t wash it for days!
Seeing Zhang Deshuai's calm and easy-going expression, Su Yuanyuan's nervous heart immediately calmed down. She raised her black-rimmed glasses with her right hand, her movements unintentionally revealing a bit of coquettishness, and then her smooth and delicate right hand
Then he grabbed Zhang Deshuai's outstretched right hand.
It’s great! The first meeting between brothers is so formal and harmonious!
Zhang Deshuai was howling in his heart, but he didn't dare to miss him. After holding his hand for two or three seconds, he withdrew his hand and said to the dwarf next to his seat: "Junjie, why don't you let everyone introduce yourself." As he said that, he himself
She shook her bangs with only a handful of hair in a very graceful manner, returned to the table and sat down.
When the dwarf heard this, he thought it was good. He moved his chair back, stood up and said, "That's a good idea!" He turned his head and looked around at the other thirty-nine brothers and sisters in the class, touched his bumps, and fought with acne on his fingers.
After that, with a forehead like the surface of the moon and white teeth exposed, he nodded and smiled and said: "Okay, I'll take the lead first, and I'll give you my student number later. Class teacher, I am the monitor of Class 6 of our third year.
Wang Junjie. Welcome to lead our class. I believe that under your leadership, our class’s performance will definitely improve and we will no longer be called a garbage class by others!”
Seeing Su Yuanyuan smiling and nodding with an extremely gentle and gentle look, Wang Junjie felt a deep contempt for Zhang Deshuai, who was huddled under the table, grabbing his right hand and snickering, but he did not dare to go up to ask for a handshake so boldly.
Wang Junjie sat down angrily, and the girl behind Zhang Deshuai stood up instantly, her ponytail swaying as she lifted her body, straightened her chest, and said seriously: "Homeroom teacher, welcome to Class 3 and Class 6, my name is Zhang Lulu,
He is the study committee member of the class."
Su Yuanyuan continued to smile and nod, but her face became more and more rosy. She felt extremely accomplished by being accepted so quickly by such a group of students.
As we got closer, one classmate after another stood up and introduced their names one after another. Some even said funny things like that their relationship history was zero, which gradually enlivened the atmosphere in Class 3 and Class 6.
As time went on, Zhang Deshuai had already stuffed his schoolbag into the drawer, took out a stack of newspapers from his schoolbag and put it on the table, then spread out a copy of "Reader" and stood on it, leaning on the table with a smile on his face.
On the bed, he drooled and fell asleep.
Last night, I played Warcraft: The Frozen Throne at home all night, and was tortured on the battle platform all night, but Zhang Deshuai just enjoyed it so much.
If there hadn't been a class this morning, he really wouldn't have wanted to come. Although there was an episode like Su Yuanyuan, it did not affect his good attitude to continue sleeping. In his own words: Class? What I am attending is not a class. That's terrible.
It’s all loneliness made of youth!
After all the students had been introduced, Su Yuanyuan faced them with a smile. She took the roll call and knocked on the textbook on the podium, and said with a smile: "Thank you all, thank you too..." She frowned slightly, and the worthy expression in her pupils was
The young man he was grateful to had already fallen asleep soundly.
But what really made Su Yuanyuan frown was not Zhang Deshuai's behavior, but...
Su Yuanyuan originally wanted to announce some matters about the start of school, but suddenly she changed her mind and sat on the chair that had been placed behind her. She raised her spirits and said to the students under the podium: "First class, since everyone welcomes me so much, I
We don’t want to let everyone suffer. In addition to not being able to leave the classroom, everyone can move around freely. Students who want to take out their mobile phones to play games should take care of the front door, back door, and corridor windows! Also, don’t make any loud noises!”
"Oh yes! Class teacher, you are so kind... Bah, bah, you are so approachable!"
"Yeah, the head teacher is the best!"
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After a series of compliments, Su Yuanyuan was not in the mood to reply. She glanced at Zhang Deshuai, who was still sleeping soundly and unshakable, then lay on the table and looked at her right hand.
That right hand, as white as a jade green onion, was like a television set interfered by signals, vague and constantly distorted!
After a while, it disappeared completely!
Su Yuanyuan was shocked when she touched her right hand with her left hand. She felt a real touch, but the entire hand above the wrist was completely gone! And all that could be seen was the ground under the podium...
At the same time, the sleeping Zhang Deshuai's right hand, which was tightened by his legs, had long since disappeared...
However, everyone consciously did not disturb Zhang Deshuai because he would roar when he was woken up from his sleep. Naturally, no one paid attention to him, so no one noticed this change in him.
Su Yuanyuan raised her head, looked around the classroom with a smile, and seemed to accidentally glance at Zhang Deshuai, who was sitting in the corner. There was an extremely faint green light on the black-rimmed glasses that was difficult to see with the naked eye. After a moment, Su Yuanyuan looked around the classroom.
Yuanyuan lowered her head to the table again, a bright smile appeared at the corner of her mouth, and she murmured in a low voice: "You were actually inspired by me! Well, it's still vulgar invisibility, and it's only the lowest F level... Hehe,