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Prologue: The Peak of Evil and Crooked Ways

There is such a warehouse, it has four walls.

There are nine portraits on the front wall, including Taoist founders of the Sanqing Dynasty and Buddhist Sakyamuni Buddha; science-related portraits of Einstein and Marie Curie; medicine-related portraits of Hua Tuo and Shennong.

Finally, there is about that posing blonde beauty in a bikini, and there are three of them in one post.

Under the wall is a large clothes rack, which is full of clothes. There are white coats worn by doctors; there are Taoist coats worn by Taoist priests; there are monk robes worn by monks; there are protective clothing that can only be used for experiments;

The samurai uniforms worn by practicing masters, with scissor-top cloth shoes; there are formal suits for attending solemn occasions; and pajamas worn only for sleeping; but the point is, there is something hanging on the top and most conspicuous position on the hanger.

A pair of sexy underwear for men, and it is also in the shape of rhinoceros horns.

There are several experimental tables on the left side of the warehouse. Those experimental tables are full of experimental equipment such as beakers, measuring cups, microscopes and rubber tubes, as well as a rice cooker and a pile of moldy spinach and instant noodle residue.

There is a desk on the right side of the warehouse. On the desk are the Yin and Yang Bagua for reading Feng Shui, wooden fish for monks to knock, receivers for doctors to see patients, small screwdrivers and soldering irons for repairing home appliances, etc.

A pile of messy stuff.

Behind the desk is a lame bookshelf. The books on it cover everything from heaven and earth to universe, science, classics, medicine, food, health, beauty, etc., but the key point is that among them

There are actually 18-limited books such as "Alibuda Chronicles", "Feng Yue Continent", "The Unabridged Edition of The Golden Lotus", and "The Art of the Yellow Emperor".

There are several glass containers placed in the middle of the warehouse. There are Chinese medicine counters, Western medicine counters, beauty and skin care products counters, and homemade electronic product counters. But the most eye-catching ones are the most beautifully decorated and elegant adult products.

At the counter, there is a dazzling array of adult products such as Viagra, Shenbao, King Kong, and Menchu ​​Oil. It is simply a wonder.

Judging from various signs in this warehouse, there should be many people working here, and they have various professions, but in fact, there is only one person working here, and he is Fu Dabao.

Fu Dabao is a genius in the true sense.

Madame Curie's IQ is 200, which is considered to be at the top of smart people, but his IQ is 349, which is more than half higher than Madame Curie. Therefore, he is not only a genius, but also one of the geniuses.

genius.

Of course, some people think that Leonardo da Vinci has the highest IQ, because he can not only paint, sculpt, and build houses, but also invent weapons and aircraft. In addition, he is also recognized as a famous medical scientist, musician, and dramatist.

In the eyes of ordinary people, it is already an unsurpassable existence, but it pales in comparison with Comrade Fu Dabao, because he knows everything that Leonardo da Vinci knows, and there are many other things that surpass him, such as transcendence, Feng Shui, etc.

Photography, rice cooker cooking, appreciation of erotic calligraphy and painting, promotion of adult supplies, etc...

In this way, if you give Einstein a piece of iron wire, he will probably not be able to do anything, but if you give Fu Dabao a piece of iron wire, he can open the bank's vault. If you give Madame Curie a bunch of cosmetics, the most she can do is

Analyze all the ingredients and formulate a perfect whitening plan, but if Fu Dabao is given a bunch of cosmetics, he can create a chemical bomb, and more importantly, he can also use the packaging boxes to make fakes.

sell away.

He is such a person.

If you are a genius, you will take a different path. Newton is an example. In his later years, he abandoned science and switched to studying the Bible. This was a great loss to the scientific community. Fu Dabao is somewhat similar to him, but from the beginning to the end

In the end, he never went through the right path, and all he delved into were crooked ways.

Therefore, people in the scientific community will never know about the strange existence of Fu Dabao, and there is no loss to the scientific community. However, in the eyes of neighbors, aunts and wives, this warehouse is a sacred place, and the owner inside is even more...

It is omnipotent.

At this moment, three old telephones on Fu Dabao's desk were ringing non-stop.

"Dabao, I am your Aunt Zhao. Our family is moving to a new home tomorrow. Could you please check the Feng Shui? It is best to create a prosperous layout..."

"Dabao, I'm so open-mouthed. Are the aphrodisiac pills you made yourself still available? This time, you have to leave a few bottles for me even if you say nothing..."

"Brother Dabao, I'm Honghong. Please help me write a graduation thesis on quantum science. I need it urgently. Once that's done, you can do whatever you want..."

"Dabao, I am Aunt Liu. My dog ​​is dead. Please help me transcend it. It is so pitiful. I must let it go to the bliss of the West and never go to hell..."

"Fu Dabao, you bastard! You disappeared after sleeping with me. If you want to break up, just say so! However, if you dare to break up, I will go to the court to sue you for playing with women! I will also sue you for sexual fraud, and, you...

When did the bastard max out my card..."

"Brother Dabao, I am your little Jiaojiao, I am lonely, please come and comfort me, I have prepared whips and candles for you, Kang Mang, ravage the pussy..."

"..."

One word, annoying!

Two words, annoying, annoying!

Three words, annoying, annoying, annoying!

"In the past, if business came to your door and friends of the opposite sex had problems, no matter how busy I was, I would find time to deal with it, but today, haha..." A mysterious smile appeared on the corner of Fu Dabao's mouth, and he casually put the three phones

The machine tore off the thread, and then walked under the wall in the middle of the warehouse.

He reached out and patted the buttocks of a portrait of a blonde beauty wearing a bikini. The blonde beauty's legs suddenly spread apart, revealing a narrow circular opening.

The circular hole is not a dog hole or any other hole, but a passage.

At the end of the passage is a secret space.

The secret space is very narrow. There is a metal chair placed in the center. There are at least a hundred colorful wires connected to various parts of the chair. There are a lot of electrical appliances with unknown functions around the chair.

This is not an electric chair, but a ** transformer.

No matter how strong a person is, they cannot avoid the fate of physical aging and eventual death. However, if the human body can be transformed, not only can the life span be extended to two hundred, three hundred or even more years, but more importantly, one can also gain a

An ability beyond imagination. This was Fu Dabao's original intention in developing the ** transformer.

In addition to complex science and technology, it is also necessary to have an infinite understanding of one's own body to develop such a perverted sex modifier. This is impossible in the eyes of ordinary people, and even in the eyes of the most cutting-edge scientists, but

For the genius Fu Dabao, who is at the top of the evil sect, this is actually a matter of course and nothing.

Now, we have reached the most critical moment.

The switch is closed, the current is started, and familiar music comes from the speaker on the leather backrest of the transformer. It is "Two Butterflies" by Pang Long.

Taking a deep breath, Fu Dabao sat on the ** transformer, and then he pressed the ultimate switch.

There was a crackle, a series of explosions, and countless electric flowers wrapped around Fu Dabao like snakes. At this time, he gritted his teeth to resist the pain caused by the electric current.

At this time, a delicate system female voice came out, "The energy conversion is completed, the ** transformation program has entered the start countdown, ten, nine, eight, seven..."

"Come on, I'm ready. After today, I will have extraordinary abilities and an abnormal lifespan. Superman is no longer a fictional existence, I am the real Superman! Hahaha..."

"...Three, two, one, start!"

Boom! Suddenly there was a violent explosion, and a blazing white light suddenly flashed from the secret room, followed by a series of explosions, with fire and smoke billowing. The warehouse outside the circular passage was hit at the same time, and the monks'

The wooden fish, the Taoist priest's Feng Shui mirror, the clothing of various professions, the dazzling array of adult supplies, etc. were all torn to pieces and burned by the blast of air.

When everything came to a standstill, Fu Dabao was no longer in the secret room. The weapon transformer, which was as complex as a spy satellite, had been destroyed. Under its feet was a plastic slipper worn by Fu Dabao.

.

It's a miracle that the music didn't stop, and Xiao Pang was still singing: "My dear, fly slowly, be careful of the roses with thorns in front of you..."

It is a pity that although this is Fu Dabao's favorite music, he can no longer hear it. What is in front of him is not a rose with thorns, but an endless dark abyss...

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