"Young Master Yan, you bastard man, do you know that at the wine table just now, you didn't behave like a man at all, okay..." Keke, who was drunk for the first time after drinking, was weak and weak.
As for Mr. Yan, if Mr. Yan hadn't supported her with his arms, she might have been sitting on the ground or lying on the ground.
Young Master Yan looked at her drunken eyes, and after confirming that she was really drunk, he smiled and asked: "I am a man, why don't I look like a man?"
"You're not, you're not, okay!" Coco retorted dissatisfiedly, "Ordinary men will not let their female companions get drunk, and will take the initiative to stop them, but you ignored me and just looked at me.
A joke...are you still a man like this?"
"Haha, if I don't give you this chance, when will you know how much alcohol you have?" Young Master Yan didn't know what happened to him, but after he knew that she was really drunk, he no longer had any precautions.
, actually made a joke with her.
"Tch!" Keke didn't believe his nonsense, so she stood up unsteadily, gave him a push, and walked forward alone in what she thought was a 'straight line'.
"You can't believe a word a man says. This is what Lili told me."
Young Master Yan raised his eyebrows, smiled at her crooked walking, and followed her slowly.
"Lili? Has she ever been abandoned by a man? Why is she so hostile to men!"
"Nonsense!" Coco suddenly turned around and stared at him with squinted eyes, "Man, I tell you, you are not allowed to say a bad word about Lili again. Lili is the best person to me in the world. I won't
You are allowed to say that about her."
"Oh, the best person for you! Then you believe everything she says, no matter whether she lies to you or not, right?" Young Master Yan felt a little confused about the feelings between girls.
You have to completely trust the other person, completely protect the other person, and stand up for the other person, but whether the other person is really sincere to you, who knows! Can feelings trump all facts?
Finally, Yan Shao summed up the sentence in his tangle: Girls are so troublesome!
"Huh????" Keke was confused. She walked up to Mr. Yan and asked, "When did Lili lie to me? Why didn't I know?"
"Uh..." Mr. Yan could only laugh. If someone wants to lie to you, why would he let you know? Then he is not a fool!
"Hey, bastard man, tell me, when did Lili lie to me?" Keke asked persistently.
"You have to ask Lili if she has lied to you. How do I know? It's not me who lied to you." Young Master Yan impatiently took her hand and dragged her forward.
The way she looked wandering on the street was a bit too indecent.
"Ahem, wait a minute, don't walk so fast, and don't walk in a curve, it will make you dizzy!" For Coco, the straight line now is a curve, and the curve she walks is a straight line.
"Khan, if you are drunk, don't comment on others casually. I walked in a straight line. You can't tell the difference, okay?" Young Master Yan got angry.
If he had known that she looked like this when she was drunk, then he wouldn't have laughed at her just now. She was even more talkative than the old lady on the roadside!
"I'm not drunk. Who said I was drunk? Who said that!" Keke started to act drunkenly, which really made people speechless. He was so stubborn.
"That's what I said!" Mr. Yan raised a finger and threatened fiercely: "Lin Keke, let me tell you, if you can't shut up before falling asleep, be careful I throw you on the road, you will be there
Let’s sleep on the road for the night!”
"Which road?" Keke asked, blinking her eyes extremely cutely, even her eyes were misty and cute.
‘Hua~~Hua~~’ Yan Shao inhaled, exhaled, and then inhaled and exhaled again. It was not until he did this five or six times that he felt that his emotions were calmer.
"Of course there are tigers, wolves, and lions on the road!" Young Master Yan smiled so coldly, he was simply the incarnation of the devil.
After being stunned for a few seconds, Coco suddenly shouted, threw herself on Young Master Yan, and grabbed him tightly, "No, I don't want to sleep on that kind of road, I don't want to sleep, I'm afraid, wuwu,
I'm afraid!"
"Oh, since you're scared, then why are you saying so much!" Yan Shaoxiao succeeded in his trick, patted her head gently, and took her back.
It was late at night, both of them were drunk and could not drive, so they had to walk back.
"Asshole man, I won't say anything anymore, okay? Don't throw me on that kind of road, I'm afraid of those things." Coco shrank her head in fear.
"Well, don't worry, as long as you stop talking, I won't throw you away."
"But..." Coco suddenly stretched out her neck, still confused and asked: "But, why do I just feel that the road we are taking is a curve, not a straight line at all. Doesn't it waste time to walk home like this?"
OMG!
Young Master Yan looked up at the sky helplessly.
This woman's drunken madness is really different from others! It can make people mad to death!
"You also said, be careful I really throw you away." There is no other way, just threaten again!
"I don't have to say it, but I just don't understand it. If you don't believe it, look at it!" Coco pulled him, really intending to use the actual situation to prove that they were walking a curve, not a straight line.
Be patient, I am patient, there is no need to worry so much with a drunkard, there is really no need!
But Coco's appearance really left him speechless. He couldn't ignore her current appearance, but what could he do? He couldn't let himself get drunk too. A man and a woman were drunk together on the street. That way, the newspaper would be in trouble tomorrow morning.
The headlines are news about his Yan family.
"Miss Lin Keke, okay, I admit that we are taking a curve, so you can go home with me properly!" Mr. Yan seems to be hard, so he will be soft and use the same attitude towards children.
It should be okay for her!
"But..." Coco suddenly wrinkled her face, squatted down, grabbed her ankle, and said pitifully: "But my feet hurt, and I don't want to leave."
"What!" I can't stand it anymore. I really can't stand it anymore. Does she want him to carry her on his back?
"My feet hurt and I can't walk!" Coco repeated loudly.
"Throw the foot away, then it won't hurt anymore, and we can go home early." It's over, it's over, what is he talking about, he is really confused.
Coco raised her little lips and shook her head, "I can't throw it away, I can't bear it, so you carry me."
"No, I won't do it!" Young Master Yan turned around and walked forward. How could he have done such an embarrassing thing?
"Wow..." Coco cried regardless, and shouted: "Asshole man, you are not a man. It's okay if you don't help others to stop the wine, but you don't care about them. Do their feet really hurt? Really?"
Do your feet really hurt...ahhhhh, it hurts so much!"