Many dandy boys like to carry a bird cage and walk arrogantly on the street to show off, which is not surprising to the world. It would be unusual if a Taoist priest walked around the street casually and flirted with the girls on the street from time to time.
It was so common that in some eras, it would even cause public outrage, but in the Great Chu Dynasty, this was a very common thing, so common that no one dared to take care of it.
After the two Taoist priests came out of Ziyifang, with frivolous smiles and splayed steps, they would approach the pretty girl from time to time, tease her obscenely, and even touch her twice, attracting passers-by.
Dare to be angry but dare not speak out, the two Taoist masters took pleasure in this. Along the way, they even ordered snacks from street food stalls. After taking a few bites, they got up without saying a word and continued to show off their status as Taoist priests.
As for the money, that's out of the question.
The skinny Taoist man kept holding his bellyband without any scruples. He would hold it in front of his nose and smell it from time to time on the street, which was extremely satisfying.
"Fellow Taoist, what do you think we will do tomorrow?" the fat Taoist asked with a smile.
The skinny Taoist shook his head and said: "Infinite Buddha, why not have a horse riding race?"
The fat Taoist master's comprehension was obviously very low, and he asked puzzledly: "What is a horse racing?"
"Infinite Buddha!" The Thin Taoist Master sang the Taoist name and said: "This horse is certainly not an ordinary horse. I think the fairies in Ziyifang are no less loud than mares. If you drop candle oil on them, they will scream happily.
"Tomorrow, let's each choose a goblin and let them pretend to be horses. You and I can ride on them and see who runs faster. If she runs slower, we'll talk to her with a whip. What do you think? Hehehe...!" Pervert!
Amazingly interesting.
The fat Taoist clapped his hands and said: "Infinite Buddha, only Taoist friends with such great wisdom can come up with such a wonderful trick. I admire you very much. Good, good, tomorrow you and I will come to race on horseback!"
The two of them smiled proudly and were about to walk out of the street. The fat Taoist priest's eyes lit up when he saw an extremely voluptuous and sexy beauty walking on the street. She held a small handkerchief and walked slowly forward with her beautiful buttocks twisted.
"Fellow Taoist, look at it!" The fat Taoist priest swallowed a mouthful of saliva and pointed over there: "Good stuff, good stuff!"
The skinny Taoist looked along his finger, and when he saw the sexy beauty, his eyes widened, and he stared at the beautiful buttocks without blinking. He threw away the bellyband in his hand and said with a smile: "Wuliangfo, I have to change my bellyband."
Have fun."
The beauty didn't know if she heard the two talking, but she turned around and saw the two Taoist priests looking at her with fascination. She smiled charmingly, winked at her, quickened her pace, and twisted her beautiful buttocks left and right.
, extremely tempting.
The two Taoist masters looked at each other, understood, and quickened their pace to follow.
Seeing that he was about to catch up with the beauty, the beauty stopped, turned around and gave a more charming smile, twisted her body, and suddenly turned into the alley next to her.
The alleys in Suzhou are narrow and deep. A big girl got into the alley, which seemed to be a hint. The two Taoist masters understood this hint deeply. They looked at each other and smiled, swallowing their saliva. Without thinking, they just followed.
Entered the alley.
The alley was very dark, deep and narrow. The two of them could faintly smell the faint fragrance, and even saw the shadows twisting in front of them. The thin Taoist couldn't help shouting: "Little lady, don't leave, it's right here, come on."
Come, let me love you well, Master Dao!"
But they ignored the shadow and walked straight forward. The two of them had no choice but to follow quickly. When they reached the depths of the alley, there was no trace of the beauty.
"Where are the people?" Fat Taoist Master said anxiously: "Are you going to hide and seek with us?"
The thin Taoist master stopped and looked around. It was deserted and dark here, and a very strange atmosphere filled the alley. This kid had a smart mind and said in a voiceless voice: "No, I've been fooled. Let's go quickly!" Not at all!
He turned around and left hesitantly.
Few people dare to offend the Taoist masters when they show off their power in public, but the Taoist masters themselves know that today's Taoists can be regarded as street rats and are not lovable. There are always those who are dissatisfied with the Taoist masters.
In order to punish the Taoist master, although he won't do anything in the open, he can't say it secretly. Isn't there often news about Taoist masters being punished in a daze?
The fat Taoist also came back to his senses, his face was nervous, and he hurriedly followed the thin Taoist and walked quickly.
The smell of conspiracy was strong, and it came quickly. After taking a few steps, several figures jumped out from the walls on both sides. Without saying a word, the two Taoist masters each had a sack over their heads. Before they had time to shout, the two of them
His chest felt as if he had been hit hard by a big hammer, and his internal organs were mixed together. He didn't feel the pain, but a fishy smell rushed to his mouth, and a large mouthful of blood spurted out.
Several figures rushed up like evil wolves, using their hands and feet together, and beat them down without hesitation. Moreover, the methods of these people were really clever. They specifically selected those soft tissues to beat, hitting all the vital points, which made people really feel the pain.
What is the pain of skin and flesh?
In the dark alley, only the shadows of fists were seen flying, and the only sounds heard were the impact of skin and flesh and the sound of broken bones. The two Taoist masters could not scream at all. The pain that penetrated into the bone marrow could only be held in their stomachs.
In the eyes of the two Taoists, this round of beating seemed to have lasted for hundreds of millions of years. They didn't know when they stopped. They only felt that every inch of their skin was burning and every bone was broken.
Although I could feel the pain, I could no longer open my eyes. Perhaps there was too much blood covering my face. It was fishy and wet, and it could no longer be described as painful.
The sacks on their heads were torn open. When the two Taoist priests thought that the beating was over, they suddenly felt cold lips. A cold hand gently lifted their chin. Their mouths opened involuntarily, and pills with a fishy smell rolled in.
It entered the throat and slid into the esophagus.
The two Taoist masters felt their hearts go cold. In their minds, there was no doubt that what they were fed was poison, and they soon felt the skin all over their bodies itching. It was a terrible feeling like being stung by poisonous insects, as if there were poisonous insects all over their bodies.
Thousands of poisonous insects were squirming and stinging, which was thousands of times more painful than being beaten.
They wanted to reach out and scratch, but unfortunately they didn't have any strength left in their bodies and couldn't even move their fingers, let alone lift their arms to scratch the itch.
In the heart-wrenching pain, the two Taoists who had been so arrogant before suddenly felt the breath of death.
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Leaning under the big tree, Xue Poye touched his nose and stared at the three people leaning under the opposite tree.
Everyone remained calm and tried their best to hold back the joyful laughter in their hearts. After a long time, Xue Poye started to laugh first, laughing very happily and contentedly: "You have to laugh when you feel good, otherwise you won't be happy!"
Then everyone laughed, laughing heartily from within.
After laughing for a long time, Ye Tianxiang raised his thumb and said: "Brother, although I have hit countless people, this time is the most comfortable and the most... uh, the most enjoyable."
He has done a lot of things to tease people secretly, but for some reason, today he and Brother Xue beat up two Taoist priests. It felt indescribably comfortable. Every pore in his body seemed to have been cleaned. It felt indescribably refreshing.
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Tieniu's dark face had a simple and honest smile. His reason was very simple. Two Taoist priests bullied his beautiful and miserable sister. This was something that made Tieniu very depressed and angry. However, the helmsman led him to put this depression and anger away.
The anger was completely vented, so he also felt very comfortable. At least in his opinion, he had gotten some justice for those miserable sisters.
Of course, although everyone was happy, Mingxu was the happiest person. From Mingxu's point of view, the helmsman's move was purely to vent his anger for himself. Therefore, in addition to a sense of pleasure, Mingxu expressed his feelings towards Xue Po.
Ye is very grateful.
Private fighting is not allowed by Qinglian's gang rules, but the helmsman personally took him to have a good time.
Sometimes, human beings really need to vent the resentment and depression accumulated in their hearts. If it is vented on the head of a villain, it would be a more pleasant thing.
"Why don't you kill them?" Tieniu seemed to be still unsatisfied.
Ye Tianxiang shook his head and said: "This punishment is enough. If we really beat them to death, the Taoist sect will definitely cause trouble."
When two Taoists were beaten, Yi Xin Guan always went to the Yamen to report the case. However, Ye Tianxiang had enough ability to turn this incident into nothing. But if two Taoists died, the situation would be different. I am afraid that the Taoist Temple would
To save the Taoist sect's face, you will do some drastic things, which will not be of any benefit to the people.
Xue Poye looked at Mingxu and said with a smile: "Hitting people in the dark is not a good thing!"
Mingxu immediately said: "Removing demons is a good thing!"
The two looked at each other and smiled. Although Xue Poye occasionally ridiculed Mingxu, he still had a good impression of this weird monk who didn't look like a monk. After all, capable people will always win the favor of others, and Mingxu had a crush on this weird monk.
The helmsman, who is not rigid but rather humorous, also has a good impression, but more of a respect. After this fight together, that feeling has been greatly strengthened invisibly.
The emotions between people gradually deepen through shared experiences!
Hitting someone, practicing their skills, and venting their anger, everyone had a great time this night, so everyone was in an optimistic mood about what they had to do the next day.dd