Yuncheng City is located in the southern part of China. In the 1980s, China was changing rapidly. As one of more than 300 county-level cities, the small Yuncheng City is also experiencing an exciting event for all young people today.
Release of the movie "Shaolin Temple".
It is now the summer evening, the twilight is covering the earth, and the heat of the day is gradually receding. The full blue moon hangs high above the head, shedding a piece of silver gray, illuminating the frogs and insects in the rice fields with great interest and singing loudly.
On the country "road" leading to Nangang Village, a "Forever" brand 28 bicycle was running very fast. The two people on the car, through the bright moonlight, could see that they all belonged to that kind of energy.
A vigorous and passionate man.
The young man in the driver's seat was about twenty years old, with short hair and a very well-proportioned figure. He was wearing a pair of large pants, and his clothes were "strong" open, revealing his enviable and tempting strong chest. At this time, he was so angry.
He was panting, but his feet did not stop at all. He only saw his feet leaving a shadow between the pedals. The famous car under his crotch suddenly rushed forward crazily as if it was equipped with a high-power electric motor.
Sitting in the passenger seat behind the luxury car is an old and unfamiliar boy. On such a moonlit night, his features are still very obvious because he is bald. At this time, he is desperately enduring the huge bumps caused by the luxury car and clenching his teeth.
The teeth were clenched, but it was still difficult to hold back the words: "Third brother, if you hurry up, you may not be able to catch up."
The young man known as Third Brother did not look back, but raised his voice, and suddenly roared like a tiger coming down the mountain: "Okay, sit still!"
Suddenly, the speed of the "Forever" brand car increased by several yards. There were gains and losses. The speed was fast, but the expression on the bald co-pilot behind became more and more painful.
The bumps are simply unforgettable devastation. The roads in the countryside are the kind of "broken" roads with potholes and a lot of big and small stones. Coupled with the good performance of the "Forever" brand car, the small car sitting in the metal passenger seat
Baldhead at this time can only be described as living like a year.
With a "chi" sound, the luxury car was under the control of the driver and used slippers to brake the car.
"What's wrong, Third Brother, why did you stop?" Although the feeling of stopping was much better than driving, the little bald man who was thinking about the movie still asked reluctantly.
"Get tickets!"
"Get a ticket? What ticket?" The little bald man was a little confused. He looked at the young man who had thrown his bicycle aside and walked forward alone, and quickly caught up with him.
"Nonsense, of course it's a movie ticket!"
"Third brother, I have the money with me. Movie tickets are 12 cents a piece. I have 50 cents on me?" the little bald man said, taking out a crumpled five-cent note from his pocket that was enough to qualify for the museum.
"Shh!" The young man turned around quickly and looked at the little bald head, "You are stupid, don't you know how to write the word "save"? You have to save what you need, do you understand?"
"Third brother, I really don't know how to write the word "saving"!" The little bald man said something that made people speechless, which made the young man roll his eyes.
"I have already inquired about it. The Bayi Auditorium in Yuncheng is currently undergoing repairs and urgently needs bricks. I heard that three bricks can be exchanged for one ticket. How can I, Shen Sanquan, let go of such a good thing."
"Really? Third brother!" The little bald man became excited and quickly put away his 50 cents of property. His voice could not help but rise several dozen decibels.
"Keep your voice down, and the people in the village will find out later!" The two of them tiptoed towards a magnificent building in Nangang Village and went to the public toilet at the head of Nangang Village.
"Third brother, you are indeed my third brother. You can even think of things like going to the toilet to remove bricks, hehe." Lotus blossoms bloomed on the little bald face, and he excitedly revealed a row of dazzling white teeth.
"Shh!" Shen Sanquan quickly stopped the little bald man's laughter, "Don't make any noise, there seems to be someone in the toilet!"
The two of them slowly approached each other. The smell of toilets in summer is probably the strongest time of the year, especially in rural public toilets like this. Human excrement is an indispensable fertilizer for crops in the fields, so The amount of people gathering here is quite astonishing. Perhaps the temptation of the movie outweighs everything else. In order to get these two movie tickets, the two of them seemed to be immune to the stench.
"Ahem!" Two coughs came from the toilet.
"Damn it, who is this? When will it be bad?" the little bald man muttered in a low voice.
"It's Shen Wanyuan!"
"village head?"
"It must be him!" Shen Sanquan said with confidence.
"Are you so sure, Third Brother?" The little bald man didn't believe it. Although there was moonlight outside, it was completely dark inside the toilet, and Shen San had never even punched in. How could he be sure that there was a squat in there? Who is this person?
"smell!"
"Smell? Does it stink? Can you smell the village chief's shit?" The little bald head opened his eyes wide and said in surprise.
Shen Sanquan was dumbfounded by him, and slapped his bald head: "Look at what you said, you think I am a dog, and I can smell shit."
"What does that smell like?"
"The smell of smoke!" Shen Sanquan half-closed his eyes and said intoxicatedly, "The smell of smoke at the front door!"
When the little bald man heard this, he immediately nodded in admiration. Being able to distinguish the smell of cigarettes in such a harsh environment has reached a certain level. But having said that, in Nangang Village, there are only people who can afford to smoke Daqianmen. I'm afraid the only "Wu Jin Gao" is the village chief Shen Wanyuan. Wu Jin Gao lives in Yuncheng, so naturally he won't go to his hometown to use the toilet at night.
Daqianmen has a long history and is the best in cigarettes. It once became the royal cigarette in the Great Hall of the People and Chairman Mao’s refreshing tool. This Shen Wanyuan carries the best in the world. No wonder he likes to smoke in this bright moonlight and the stars are lit. I came to the toilet at night and enjoyed it.
"Third brother, what should we do now?" The little bald man looked at Shen Sanquan with a hint of anxiety in his eyes. The movie started at half past eight. If he didn't hurry up now, he might not be able to catch up.
Nangang Village is still ten miles away from Yuncheng. There really can't be any further delay. Shen Sanquan knew that the village chief wouldn't come out for less than half an hour once he entered. After thinking about it, he went around to the back of the toilet. Here is The confines of the women's restroom were only a few bricks dug up by the villagers who wanted to "peep". Shen San punched hard a few times, and soon the head came loose. The little bald man quickly took it and moved it to the restroom. Next to luxury cars.
Two tickets, six bricks, easy to get.
The little bald man waved his hand, signaling Shen Sanquan to come quickly.
But Shen Sanquan once again took off a brick and quickly came to the toilet pit. This was the place where villagers scooped out feces. It led directly to the pit inside the toilet. Shen Sanquan tilted his ears and listened carefully. With.
"Ahem!" The cough sounded again.
With his sensitive hearing, Shen Sanquan knew that the target had appeared in pit No. 8. He took action decisively in an instant, smashed a brick into the pit, turned around and ran away.
With a "pop" sound, feces splashed everywhere.
At the same time, there was a loud roar in the toilet: "Who? What bastard? Damn it, I got shit all over me!"
Shen Sanquan ran to the side of the road with a victorious smile on his face, helped up the famous car, and the little bald man hugged the green brick. Soon, the famous car was like a crazy wild dog, carrying the two of them, raising a puff of smoke and dust. Disappeared in the vast moonlight.
After a long while, a man rushed out of the toilet, holding a cigarette in his mouth, holding up his pants with his left hand, shaking his right hand vigorously, looking into the distance, and cursed loudly: "Three punches, you bastard, I know. It must be you!"
Due to habit, Shen Wanyuan couldn't help but put his feces-stained right hand to his mouth, held up the front door and was about to take a puff. Suddenly, a stench came over him, and he immediately squatted on the ground, vomiting, but he vomited. After returning to vomiting, he was still reluctant to throw away the big front door even if it was stained with feces. In this era, the big front door was just a cigarette. To use a classic quotation decades later, what I smoked was not a cigarette at all. It's identity!
The cigarette butts at the front door glowed red, looking so dazzling on this passionate night. However, it reflected Shen Wanyuan's face that was as red as a monkey's butt, but it was particularly eerie.dd