The man wandering in the distance slowly walked over, wearing a pair of bad slippers, wearing big pants and a torn vest, humming a song that no one could understand. As he approached, the surroundings Everyone consciously gave way to a path and stood aside with their noses covered. The man seemed to know no one at all and came towards Shen Sanquan alone.
Shen Sanquan was still holding a big cigar in his mouth. When he saw the person coming, he immediately smiled and said, "Uncle Thunder Dragon!"
Who is this person? He is the world's number one crazy thunder dragon from Nangang Village.
Now that the hottest part of summer has come, the folks in the countryside have to take several baths a day. But the Thunder Dragon looks like this all day long. Let alone taking a bath, I'm afraid I don't even have teeth. Without brushing, when he walked over and showed his yellow teeth, the breath he exhaled could directly kill the mosquitoes that came to suck blood. It was extremely poisonous. The stench and smell of sweat emitted from his body were simply unacceptable to ordinary people. The long hair on his head is quite unique, and he has a bit of artistic talent, but it is also full of taste and terrible to look at.
Although Shen Sanquan sympathized with Thunder Dragon and often took care of him, he was still a living person after all. He took two puffs of a large cigar in his mouth to dispel the poisonous gas from Thunder Dragon's body.
Xiao Shi next to him frowned and ran to the side, but Scar looked at Thunder Dragon with a startled look, "Oh my God, where did this man come from? Add a broken hat and a broken Fan, if he were a little thinner, wouldn't he be Jigong?
"Uncle Thunder Dragon, Uncle Thunder Dragon!" Shen Sanquan shouted a few more times. This time Thunder Dragon heard it and laughed. Shen Sanquan quickly turned his head and took two hard breaths again. The smoke was exhaled with a loud sound.
"Hey hey" Thunder Dragon didn't know whether he saw Shen Sanquan's funny look or had an instinctive reaction, he kept giggling.
"I just know how to laugh." Shen Sanquan was depressed, but it was hard to get angry. After all, the man in front of him was a miserable man. It was already very pitiful for him to be like this. How could he still yell at him, "Uncle, can you listen?" Do you understand what I am saying?"
Brontosaurus still had a cold at the critical moment. He nodded with a silly smile, and then shook his head. Got it? Don’t understand? No one understood.
Everyone suddenly became happy, as if the war over water had just ended, and they kept laughing. Widow Mao, who had been in the limelight, also sat up at this time, no longer lying down, and looked over with the look of a mother who is the best in the world.
Shen Sanquan approached the Thunder Dragon, said a few words softly, and then quickly took a puff of cigarette, and then smoked again. After going back and forth three or four times, he finally lost his patience and said mournfully to the Thunder Dragon: "Uncle Ah, my dear uncle, do you understand? The hope and future of Nangang Village rest on you alone."
"Hehe" Brontosaurus still smiled stupidly.
"Oh my god!" Shen Sanquan squatted on the ground in pain.
Seeing the situation of Lei Long and Shen Sanquan, many of the villagers in the two villages had already bent down with laughter. At this moment, all crops, rice fields, and irrigation were all forgotten.
Shen Sanquan squatted for a while and then stood up again. Suddenly he stuffed the big cigar into Brontosaurus's mouth. Brontosaurus did not chew it as others expected, but seemed to enjoy it. , blowing smoke.
"For Nangang Village, I give this cigarette to you, uncle!" Shen Sanquan said very generously.
Thunder Dragon nodded at this time. Could it be that this madman was just pretending just to have a cigarette, but Shen Sanquan usually gave him cigarettes.
With three fists in hand, Shen was sure of victory. He quickly walked to the dug hole and said to Widow Mao: "I say Widow Mao, are you going to go away or not?"
Widow Mao sneered, looked at Shen Sanquan with an ambiguous look, and said provocatively: "So what if I don't leave? If you dare, hug me away!"
"What a beautiful idea, slut!" Shen Sanquan cursed in his heart. After all, I am an innocent virgin. How could I waste my youth on a bitch like you? Do you still think that people in the world are just those from Beijing? Mr. Shen from Gangcun is a prostitute. He has sex with women. He is born to breed cattle.
Widow Mao maintained a half-lying, half-sitting posture with a smile on her face. From time to time she would take out a red handkerchief and gently slap her chest a few times. Her plump breasts, which lacked the restraints of underwear, could not stop laughing with her. Beating, causing many middle-aged and old beasts to make a muffled thumping sound from their Adam's apple. Temptation, Widow Mao has not been fooling around for so many years. As she grows older, her methods of seduce men are endless. She strives for excellence. This beckoning handkerchief is gently waved. Breast shaking is her specialty. On the hills, in the fields, on moonlit nights when the wind is high and the dogs are barking, I don't know how many men have been defeated by her hand.
Seeing that Shen Sanquan was not moving, this coquettish woman even pushed for an extra step. She casually unbuttoned a button on her top and smiled even louder, "They say you are capable of Shen Sanquan, but I have never seen you bully others like this. If your Nangang Village wants to live, shouldn’t we, Beigang Village, want to live?”
This bitch really has a lot of tricks up her sleeve. First she used Lai Zi Jue, and then she showed all her coquettish energy. When she saw that she still couldn't take down three punches, she finally started to make excuses. She typically wants to be a bitch and build a memorial arch at the same time. Or A large heroine square.
"Okay, if you want to play with me, I will play with you to the end." Shen Sanquan was also angry. If he didn't give me some color, he really thought that big breasts would make him fierce.
"Come here, I'm not afraid!" Widow Mao was so arrogant that she jumped up with all her strength and yelled, "You little brat, if you have the guts to grab my breast, try it."
"Haha" Widow Mao's words caused a burst of laughter.
Shen Sanquan pretended not to hear and walked to Thunder Dragon's side, "Uncle, it all depends on you."
"hey-hey"
"Still laughing? Do it!" Shen Sanquan said through gritted teeth.
Brontosaurus walked toward Widow Mao nondescriptly with a big cigar. This woman looked arrogant just now. When she saw Brontosaurus walking over, she suddenly became a little panicked and her steps were already showing signs of retreating.
"Hey hey" Brontosaurus still showed his eternal classic silly smile and took a puff of cigarette, looking extremely funny.
"You crazy maniac, you're laughing your ass off, why don't you get out of here!" Widow Mao cursed, and after speaking, she raised her chest vigorously and stood proudly.
"Uncle, grab her steamed buns!" Shen Sanquan shouted.
When Thunder Dragon heard Shen Sanquan's shout, he quickly put the big cigar in his mouth and grabbed it with his two dirty hands. I have to say that Widow Mao's breasts were really big enough. The dragon's big, weathered hands could not grasp it no matter what.
Widow Mao was stunned for a moment. She didn't expect that this madman would do it without any warning, and in full view of hundreds of villagers.
"Uncle, squeeze her Xueyun big bag!" Shen Sanquan yelled again.
Thunder Dragon immediately strengthened his hand and held it hard.
Everyone was dumbfounded. The Thunder Dragon was so tough, so tough that no one dared to do it. How many people in the northern and southern villages were thinking about Widow Mao, but he could really hold her two breasts. But there are not many people, and now the sounds from the throats of the male animals are even louder. They are envious and jealous. If they were given a choice at this time, they would rather be a madman themselves.
It’s great to be crazy!
Widow Mao didn't know whether she was frightened or she just couldn't bear to leave because she stayed in the big warm hands of the Brontosaurus. She was dumbfounded for a long time. It wasn't until the thing under the Brontosaurus' crotch stood up like a crowbar that she shivered with fright. She yelled, "Ah, you madman." After saying that, she kept slapping the Brontosaurus' body with her hands. The Brontosaurus was tall and tall, and it was almost itchy to be slapped by her. He didn't dodge or dodge, just laughed and giggled.
"hey-hey"
Everyone was happy, and the laughter spread throughout the Nangang Reservoir. Unknown to everyone, the nefarious person suddenly said in an extremely high-decibel voice when everyone was in the highest mood: "Brother, take off your pants!"
When everyone heard this, they started to agree, "Thunder Dragon, take off your pants."
"Brother, take off your pants!"
The stupidly smiling Brontosaurus did not disappoint everyone at all. He took off his big underpants in one breath without even thinking about how someone as avant-garde as Uncle Brontosaurus could wear underwear. What a joke.
When the cock of the Thunder Dragon stood proudly in front of Widow Mao, the coquettish woman couldn't hold it anymore and ran back to the village crying. The Thunder Dragon immediately let out a big splash. Urine is a thank you to every audience present.
Shen Sanquan smiled. In his heart, he always believed that no one or thing in this world is invincible, and that one thing defeats another is the eternal law.
Scar was dumbfounded and gave Shen Sanquan a thumbs up.
"Third brother, tall, really tall!"
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