() After Zi Qi Dong Lai, such a scene suddenly became lively. Seeing Zi Qi Dong Lai and Huang Yuan quarreling like crazy, I suddenly remembered something and asked Zi Qi: "Zi Qi, why don't you confess to me?"
"Explain" Zi Qidonglai looked at me in confusion: "Explain"
"Well... I remember you once said on the forum how to have sex with lesbians..." I said half of the words but the intention was self-evident.
"Oh, "Zi Qi"", the full text_Didonglai slapped his forehead with his hand and said with great pride: "Brother, if you don't tell me, I will forget about that wife. Daughter-in-law, hurry up and say hello to our dear brother."
Sister turned her head and glanced at Ziqi Donglai. Then she stood up and raised her glass and smiled at me: "Hello, Master Yu Wang. I never thought that we could still drink together."
"Oh," I stood up in a hurry and said with some embarrassment: "Your ID is so domineering, I don't even know what to call you."
"Just call me Lesbian. You're so old and you're doing me a disservice by calling me that." Sister Lesbian smiled coquettishly and said, "Forget it, you and our big Ziqi dog have an old relationship, and we're not that kind." Please be kind and drink this glass of wine first to celebrate your strong return."
Lesbian was indeed fierce enough. After speaking, she raised her white neck and drank a glass of wine to see the bottom.
"Lesbian... Well, I'm curious. Don't you hate Zi Qi Donglai the most? Why would you get together with him?" I asked gossiping after finishing the drink.
"I'd better let Zi Qi talk about this." Lai Si took a bite of her food and didn't answer me directly.
"Hey, this is really a bit hard to talk about." Zi Qidonglai rubbed his head in embarrassment and said, "Didn't we accidentally meet a lesbian last time at the door of Fuzhou Tuokelai Wine?"
"Oh nodded: "Then you two drove away"
"Yes, there were too many people in that place at that time, so I was looking for a place with no one to repair this girl," Zi Qidonglai said.
"Uh..." Zi Qidong Lai's eyebrows were flying and I asked in a very vulgar manner: "I'm going to book a room."
"Ha, it's almost the same." Zi Qidonglai said without blushing or out of breath: "Anyway, a lot of things happened after that. The next day, my legs were so tired that my legs became weak and my eyes turned blue. Then Lebian obediently became my wife."
"Is it true?" I was shocked. If I remember correctly, the last time in Fuzhou was when Zi Qi and Lai Bian met for the first time, and they became incompatible. How could they just go and book a room? If what Zi Qidong said is true. That girl is a lesbian, which is too open.
"Master Yu Wang, I think you should stay away from Ziqi Donglai from now on." Seeing my eyes falling on her, Sister Laibian must have seen through my thoughts and hummed: "This is full of words and there is no truth in it." I may sell you someday."
"Hey, Lesbian, do you dare to say that you didn't make my legs weak and my eyes turn blue that night?" Ziqi Donglai seemed a little embarrassed and asked deliberately while blinking at Lesbian.
"Yes, your legs are weak and your eyes are blue, but you don't know what happened." Lacebian didn't care about Ziqi and said to herself: "To be honest with you... there were too many people at the door of the wine that day. I really couldn’t afford to lose that person, so I took Ziqi Donglai to Jiangbin Park."
"Um...I didn't go to book a room." I was stunned again.
"Of course not." The sister, whose lace was pale and purple, continued with a look: "The two of us found a deserted place and cursed from ten o'clock in the evening to two o'clock in the morning... Later, when we got tired of scolding, we sat on the ground. rest"
"I'll wipe it..." Isn't there something wrong with these two guys who were scolding each other from ten o'clock to two o'clock in the morning?
"I wiped Zi Qidong Lai, so you are bragging to me." I stood up and pointed at Zi Qi Dong Lai's nose. What did you say at that time?"
"Master, you have nothing to do with me. Sit down." Zi Qidonglai's old face turned red, anxious and angry.
"Sit down, sister," Lao Na said, "Your voice sounded tired and I asked you what you were doing. You said you were resting after having sex, right?"
"puff"
After learning the truth from Lesbian's mouth, we all couldn't help but sneer. The men laughed without any scruples, while the girls were embarrassed to laugh out loud. They turned their heads one after another, holding back their little faces and turned red.
"Monk, I'm going to rub your sister. Just say a few words. Can you hold it in until you die?" Ziqi Dong came and spat out the stars, "Besides, I'm also talking about your thoughts, don't you dare?" Dare to be pure”
"What happened next?" Huang Tian Wudao also showed interest and asked without caring about Zi Qidong's face.
"Later..." My sister said with a long-drawn-out smile: "Later, we didn't know each other without fighting. We scolded each other for more than four hours. I thought this guy was quite interesting. It happened that this guy also thought I was quite interesting. He just He said it’s almost dawn, find a hotel room and continue arguing with me.”
"It's not okay for me to rely on a weasel to pay New Year's greetings to a chicken," I, a beastly man, interrupted.
"Yes." Sister, who was a lesbian, was a little embarrassed and blushed: "I reacted quickly at the time and asked him if he wanted to have sex. I didn't expect that this idiot Zi Qi nodded stupidly and said yes."
"I'll wipe..." I spurted blood on the spot, both of them were so fucking awesome.
"Okay, okay, the story ends here." Taking advantage of Sister Leibian's pause, Ziqi Donglai interjected carelessly: "Later, Leibian and I went to the room. You all know the rest, so there's no need to explain it. Hey, so the next day, my legs were weak, my eyes were blue, and I went back to drink."
Zi Qidonglai greeted us with a loud voice, but none of us paid attention. He asked almost in unison: "What happened next?"
"Later..." Sister Lianbian glanced at Ziqidonglai and smiled without saying a word.
"I'm sure you are all paparazzi. You have to get to the bottom of it." Seeing us all looking at him with expressionless faces, Ziqi Donglai was completely helpless and put his hands on his hips and said, "I'm sorry, I've embarrassed myself in front of you not once or twice." My mother’s brother admitted that he had impure thoughts at that time. He asked me if I wanted to have sex with her. Of course I said yes. Unexpectedly, this girl also said that if she wanted to have sex with her, she could wear her underpants and go to the riverside to stand shirtless until six in the morning. Then she agrees to book a room with me."
"I'll wipe it." We all opened our eyes wide. When we met in Fuzhou, it was October. Although Fuzhou was extremely hot during the day, the temperature was still very low in the early morning. Besides, it was very windy along the river. The river wind blew for four hours without freezing to death.
"Uh...Zi Qi...Lesbian is trying to fix you on purpose. You shouldn't be that stupid," I said tentatively.
"Brother Cha is so wise and powerful and has such a high IQ, how can he not see her conspiracy?" Zi Qi Donglai was very heroic at first and then became discouraged within a second: "Hmm...hehe...but...well, I was a little confused that day. I was so hot that I couldn’t resist the temptation... Well, after she said that, I took off my clothes and ran to the riverside..."
"Fuck"
When Zi Qi Donglai said this, everyone at the table went crazy and started swearing. The girls couldn't help but patted the table and trembled with laughter. Even Dongfang, who was sitting alone next to him, exposed his lips to Xi Bianyu's lips. There is also a smile on the corner
"Powerful... the great god Zi Qi turns out to be so unreliable in reality..." Chao Gemeizhi said in shock after only a short time of contact with Zi Qi Donglai.
"Oh, uncle Ziqidonglai, you really took off your clothes, have you been photographed secretly?" Xiao Tiantian asked innocently
"I guess if there is, there will be headlines in the newspapers tomorrow..." Jun Xinconcubine pursed her lips and smiled.
"Wow, haha, the purple energy is coming. This is why your legs are weak and your eyes are blue." Lao Na and the beast boy laughed so exaggeratedly that they almost jumped over: "Why do you want to fuck us when you come back the next day?" Four hours and four hours... you are so talented."
Everything was explained clearly. Ziqidonglai was not angry and waved his hands fiercely: "You can laugh as you please. Don't worry about it. Brother, now he has finished his lace. This is a typical example of you saying that you can't eat grapes and say sour grapes. Brother is at odds with me." You know it in general”
"Laisibian, you have been Ziqi's girlfriend since then." I laughed and cried and continued to ask.
"Yes." Sister shrugged in a lace voice: "After he went to the riverside, I went back to the car to sleep. When I woke up the next day, I saw this guy was still standing there stupidly. I thought the big purple dog was quite cute, so I stayed with him. Let’s get together”
"Listen, listen, do you hear it?" Zi Qidonglai waved his hand proudly: "What is this called sincerity? Jin Shiwei. Brother Kai is your role model. Brother is your role model. Brother is a legend."
Ziqidonglai laughed arrogantly and we all sighed, this guy is so shameless.
"My brother-in-law, I heard a joke about prison inmates before." Ziqidonglai rolled his eyes and looked at me with a smile.
"About prison inmates" I noticed a hint of conspiracy in Ziqi's smile.
"Yes," Ziqi Donglaixiao said seriously: "It is said that a reporter went to interview the prisoner and asked the first prisoner what do you usually do when you have nothing to do? The first prisoner said that you hug the baby, Guo Degang. The reporter asked the second prisoner what you usually do. What should I do if I have nothing to do? The second prisoner asked me to hug little Guo Degang... I kept asking until the ninety-ninth, and they all got the same answer."
"Your joke is out of date." I rolled my eyes: "It's almost the same as playing Doudou."
"That's not true." Zi Qidonglai said with an evil smile: "When we met the hundredth prisoner, the reporter got a little impatient and asked him if you hug little Guo Degang when you are fine."
"What do you think the prisoner said?" Zi Qidonglai asked mysteriously
"I am Xiao Guo Degang" I said speechlessly. It doesn't make any sense at all. Search Baidu for "" to see the latest | No chapter.
"Of course not" Zi Qidonglai waved his hand proudly and said angrily: "The last prisoner who said I was Xiao Guo"
Um……
Everyone was stunned for a moment and then collectively vomited blood.
