"Sir, what are you drinking?" She seemed a little uncomfortable with my gaze, and a flash of displeasure flashed in the NPC beauty's eyes, but it was fleeting.
"Senior, I seem to know now why Sister Su Qin is so violent towards you." Jun Xinxin also pouted and said: "I am still with you, you are staring at the beautiful woman like this, you are not afraid of making me jealous!"
"Khan, it's not what you think!" I explained hurriedly: "Have you seen her ID?"
"I see it!" Jun Xin and Concubine Xin looked at the NPC beauty carefully and said doubtfully: "Zhuo Wenjun, what's wrong?"
"Halo, don't tell me you don't know who Zhuo Wenjun is!" I felt a little bit sick.
"Why should I know about her?" Jun Xinconcubine looked at me puzzled.
"I'm convinced!" I said depressedly: "Zhuo Wenjun is the most legendary woman in history, and you don't even know?"
"I'm not studying Chinese!" Jun Xinconcubine said with a smile: "Senior, why don't we have two girls first? While drinking, you tell me the story of this girl. It's very interesting to tell it like this.
Oh! Hmm...it smells a bit like [Cooking wine in a thatched cottage and talking about beauties]!"
"I guess if Cao Cao knew that you had changed [Green Plum Boiled Wine to Discuss Heroes] so randomly, he would definitely jump out of the coffin." I couldn't help but smile, and then turned back to Zhuo Wenjun and said politely: "Miss Zhuo, please give us
Here are two of the best daughters."
"Please wait a moment." Zhuo Wenjun, who was dressed in civilian clothes, agreed and went back to get the wine.
"Senior, what's Zhuo Wenjun's story?" When the wine was served, Jun Xinconcubine took a sip and asked curiously.
"This story is actually quite old-fashioned... Well, do you know Sima Xiangru?" I asked.
"Sima Xiangru?" Jun Xinconcubine was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Sima Xiangru is an outstanding representative in the history of Chinese culture, history and literature. He was a great writer and outstanding politician during the prosperous period of the Western Han Dynasty during the reign of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. His representative works are "
"Zixu Fu". His works have rich vocabulary and grand structure, making him a representative writer of Han Fu. Lu Xun's "Outline of the History of Chinese Literature" pointed out: The literati in the era of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty were more likely to write poems than Sima Xiangru and Sima Qian."
"Holy crap, you know so clearly?" I suddenly opened my eyes.
"Hehe." Jun Xin, the concubine, pursed her lips and smiled, and said a little embarrassedly: "I found it in Qiandu Qianke!"
"Oh, that's so dishonest." I smiled and explained to Jun Xin and Concubine Xin: "To put it simply, Sima Xiangru was a very outstanding scholar in the Han Dynasty. At his most glorious time, it was said that a piece of "Fu" could sell for
A thousand taels of gold."
"Wow, money in the Han Dynasty was so easy to make!" Jun Xin and Concubine Xin opened her eyes wide.
"That was just after Sima Xiangru became successful. Before he became successful, he was like many hard-working Internet writers today, poor and hungry," I said.
"That's right...but what I want to hear is Zhuo Wenjun's story. Why are you talking about him?" Jun Xinconcubine asked in confusion.
"Because he is Zhuo Wenjun's husband." I smiled and said, "Actually, many people know that Sima Xiangru is good at writing poems, but what he is best at is picking up girls... It can be said... this guy is the best at picking up girls.
Role model.”
"Oh?" Jun Xinconcubine's eyes lit up.
"In the beginning, Sima Xiangru entered the court as an official, but the emperor valued martial arts over literature, so he resigned and returned home. Although he was talented, talent cannot be used as food. When he was almost starving to death,
He found Wang Ji, the magistrate of Linqiong County at that time." I said vividly: "Sima Xiangru had inquired before and heard that the local richest man [Zhuo Wangsun] had a daughter. He thought that as long as he hooked him up, he would at least have enough food and clothing in the future.
Huh? So, we made a clever plan with Wang Ji."
"That's too bad." Jun Xin, the concubine, curled her lips and snorted.
"Yes!" I said in agreement: "Actually, this plan is also very simple. Wang Ji pretended not to know Sima Xiangru and was very respectful to him. He brought a large number of people with him every day and went to see him with heavy gifts, but Sima
Xiangru pretended not to be there, but Wang Ji went there every day and never tired of it."
"I understand, it's obviously a hype to exaggerate one's own worth!" Jun Xinconcubine keenly found the key to the matter.
"That's right." I said with a smile: "Wang Ji is the local magistrate after all, and his every move usually attracts attention. As this incident lasted for a long time, the news spread. Then Zhuo Wenjun's father,
That is, Zhuo Wangsun, who is equivalent to the CEO of a private enterprise today. I wonder what kind of guests the county magistrate must respect? So he also became very curious about Sima Xiangru, and hosted a banquet for Wang Ji and Sima Xiangru at home.
like."
"Is Sima Xiangru going this time?" Jun Xin and Concubine Xin asked with a frown.
"Well, it is said that the banquet was very lively that day. Including the county magistrate, officials and entrepreneurs of all sizes in the county came. Only Sima Xiangru said he was sick and could not attend the banquet." I said.
"Ha, I think this is playing hard to get." Jun Xin and Concubine Xin sneered.
"That's right." I nodded and said, "Originally, waiting for the guests to arrive before inviting the guest of honor is a very respectful way of treating the guests. However, if the guest of honor does not come, Zhuo Wangsun will be embarrassed. Wang County
When Ling saw that the momentum was almost done, he went to invite Sima Xiangru again. Well, Sima Xiangru came after seeing how enthusiastic everyone was."
"Hypocritical." Jun Xin and Concubine Xin curled her lips.
"Although hypocritical, Sima Xiangru was handsome and indeed very talented. His conversation at the banquet shocked almost all the guests. Magistrate Wang did not forget Sima Xiangru's ultimate purpose of picking up girls, so the banquet continued*
When I was sleeping, I took out a piano and asked Sima Xiangru to play a song."
"The phoenix comes back to his hometown, traveling around the world to seek his emperor. I haven't met him at that time and I have no generals. How can I realize that I am promoted to the hall now! There is a beautiful lady in the boudoir, and the people in the room are poisonous to my intestines. Why are we like mandarin ducks with their necks crossed? Hu
Let's fly together!" I shrugged and smiled: "Well, this is the famous "Feng Qiu Huang" that has been passed down through the ages."
"It's a pity that the popular song "Feng Qiu Huang" turned out to be like this." Jun Xinconcubine asked with regret, "Then Zhuo Wenjun just agreed to him like this?"
"That's right." I said with a smile: "The previous hype has made Zhuo Wenjun aware of Sima Xiangru's aristocracy. During this banquet, she hid behind and saw Sima Xiangru's appearance, and then saw that this guy is indeed talented.
, so I secretly agreed."
"Yes, this is true to the old saying." Jun Xinconcubine said unhappily: "I'm not afraid of you, I'm just afraid that I'm educated!"
"So, if you want to pick up girls, you have to study more!" I also laughed and said.
"That's not right. Since Zhuo Wenjun secretly promised her, then Sima Xiangru should enjoy the glory and wealth after marrying her!" Jun Xinconcubine pointed at the NPC Zhuo Wenjun who was busy at the side and said, "Why is she here?"
"Although Sima Xiangru is talented, he is similar to a modern prostitute. He has no house or car, and his parents are unwilling to marry their daughter to him!" I made a joke and said: "Zhuo Wenjun is also ruthless.
It didn't matter that her father didn't agree, so she ran to find Sima Xiangru that night. The two were so affectionate that they decided to elope. In this way, they opened a small hotel to make ends meet. Well, this is a famous allusion in history.
[Selling wine at a pawnshop].”
"Senior, you mean...this small wine shop is opened by the couple?" Jun Xinconcubine looked around and said, "But I didn't see Sima Xiangru!"
"Should he join the court as an official?" I speculated: "It is said that after marrying Zhuo Wenjun, the emperor saw some of Sima Xiangru's "Zixu Fu" and reused him. I don't know the specific situation."
"Miss Zhuo, what a happy event, what a happy event!" As we were talking, there was the sound of horse hooves outside the wine shop, and a man in short clothes walked in quickly with a letter in his hand. As he walked, the man shouted loudly.
: "Your husband-in-law asked someone to bring a letter!"
"Thank you, messenger." Zhuo Wenjun is a lady of the family after all. Although he was extremely happy, he was not rude. He said a blessing to the messenger and said calmly.
"Miss Zhuo, hurry up and forgive me." The messenger was a little flustered and said: "I heard that your husband is deeply trusted by the emperor and has been ranked among the three princes. Maybe this letter is asking Miss Zhuo to go to the capital for a reunion. Hehe, in the future, Miss Zhuo
You have to take good care of the little guy!"
"This is natural." Zhuo Wenjun said politely with joy in his eyes, but his face was indifferent.
"Here, Xin Xin, it seems... I have a mission." After Zhuo Wenjun opened the letter, his originally happy face suddenly darkened, and I said keenly.
"Mission, what kind of mission?" Concubine Jun Xinxin turned her head and looked at me puzzled: "Is it to escort Zhuo Wenjun to some capital?"
"Of course not." I shook my head deliberately and mysteriously, then came to Zhuo Wenjun with Jun Xin and Concubine Xin, and whispered: "Miss Zhuo, we are warriors from Jiangshan Continent, how can I help you?
?”
"The distinguished guest has come from afar, and Wenjun is just a village woman from the mountains. Don't say that you have nothing to do. Even if you have something to do, how can you dare to trouble the distinguished guest?" Zhuo Wenjun's face was bloodless, and his lips were trembling slightly.
"Miss Zhuo's words are serious." I pointed to the letter in her hand that had not been put away, and said calmly: "Your Majesty has traveled thousands of miles to deliver a letter to you. If Miss Zhuo wants to reply, you might as well leave it to me. As a warrior, my
The speed is always faster than those messengers...well...delay makes things worse."
Hearing what I said, Zhuo Wenjun frowned slightly and said, "Is it possible that the guest officer also heard something?"
"Well, that's right." I nodded. As far as I know, after Sima Xiangru became rich, like all men, he had messy thoughts.
"In this case, Wenjun will not hide anything from your distinguished guest." Zhuo Wenjun sighed slightly and slowly unfolded the letter. There was a line of large characters on it that was full of confusion: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
Hundreds, thousands, ten thousand.
"Senior, what does this mean?" Jun Xinconcubine turned to ask me after looking over it several times.
