"Okay, whether you know it or not, I will repeat it to you again." Sister Mu was very serious about her work and said seriously: "This friendship battle is divided into two parts. The first one is centered around the three themes of friendship, love, and family affection.
Record the video and post it to Jiangshan Beauty’s official forum; the second part is a PK between two people.”
Everyone has seen it. Sister Mu said it simply, but we all understand it.
"Actually, I think it doesn't matter whether we can get a ranking or not. What's important is whether our Qingcheng players dare to participate. I hope that through this PK competition, we can use the foundation that Wangzi has laid for us to make Qingcheng a complete success."
Make a name for yourself in the competition." Sister Mu's voice was full of expectations: "You just need to record your own story. I have hired a professional planning and marketing company, and the theme and post-production are all left to them. Doesn't this reduce the cost?
Your burden?”
"Mr. Mu is mighty!" He shouted loudly as soon as Sister Mu finished speaking, forgetting to recall that this guy was a typical flatterer.
Sister Mu smiled slightly and said kindly: "I know that many of us in Qingcheng are in love, so this time, boldly show your affection and see if you can impress the beautiful players. In addition, no matter
Whichever team you are in, as long as it can break into the top twenty in the competition, I will personally pay for it and give it to you as a reward."
"So good?" Revenant Suo Ming suddenly became energetic: "Sister Mu...hehe, can you tell me how much it costs? I will discuss it with Weiwei later, and I will definitely come back with a ranking!"
"Hey, didn't you tell me that Weiwei was going to take an exam, so you and I formed a team of brothers to take part? Why did you change your mind now?" Before Sister Mu could say anything, Lei Tiandazhuang grabbed the dead soul and asked for his life in a hurry.
"Oh, I was originally busy with the exam, but Sister Mu gave me a reward, so we can't just let it go and not take it?" Revenant Suo Ming said disapprovingly.
"Holy shit, what do you mean?" Lei Tiandazhuang was furious: "If you team up with me, you won't get any rankings?"
The dead soul stared at him for a long time: "Well, I'm looking at Xuan."
Lei Tiandazhuang was furious: "Oh my God, you actually went back on your word. Do you believe that I will chop you into pieces and feed you to the dogs?"
The dead soul asked for his life and shrugged nonchalantly: "You come here if you have the ability? Brother is now the tenth master in the Suzhou rankings. Weiwei and I join forces. It's not certain who will win."
Lei Tian's strong tiger body trembled, and he couldn't help but softened: "I said, Brother Revenant, you can't be so unjust? You promised me and now you regret it...isn't that a bit like that?"
"Which one?" Revenant asked impatiently: "Damn, I'm not the only man in the gang, why do you insist on pestering me? Can't you just find a wife or find a brother to join?"
"Is that so?" Lei Tiandazhuang opened his eyes wide, scanning the Qingcheng players like a radar.
It was strange to say that the players caught by his gaze, both male and female, quickly took a step back, as if they wanted to hide themselves.
"Have you seen... It's over? Why is a very good man like this?" Lei Tian Dazhuang looked up to the sky and sighed.
"Because..." a little girl said timidly: "Because your glans is so disgusting."
Lei Tiandazhuang: "..."
"Oh, okay, stop making trouble." Sister Mu smiled and said: "Incentive measures... I think this way, if I can get the first place, I will reward 200,000 yuan, and if I get the second place, I will reward 190,000 yuan.
, and so on, how about?"
"good!"
Sister Mu asked for a bonus of 200,000 yuan. Although some people knew that there was no hope of winning the first place, they still couldn't help but cheer along.
"Okay, then this matter is settled." The crowd was agitated, and Sister Mu was extremely happy. She turned around and asked, "Wangzi, do you have anything else to say?"
"Oh, one more thing." Seeing Lei Tian's big baby snapping turtle's head moving in and out, I said: "If possible, we should divide a group of people to go to Ten Thousand Beast Ridge. After the Netherworld mission is refreshed,
, there should be some spots where monsters can be spawned, it’s easier to fight if you bring the baby with you.”
"Well, I think so too." Sister Mu nodded with a smile.
"Ah!" Sister Mu and I were talking when Lei Tian Dazhuang suddenly let out a ghost cry that was neither human nor beast, and then said loudly: "By the way, boss, the baby of the dead soul, the baby of the dead soul...wahahaha
.”
"The baby of the dead soul...a big female monkey?" I suddenly remembered that this big female monkey didn't know whether it was dead or alive.
"Lei Tian Da Zhuang, I'll wipe your sister and shut your stinky mouth!" Revenant Suoming's face suddenly changed and he shouted angrily.
"Wow haha, I told you to betray my brother, and now I've betrayed you once too!" Lei Tiandazhuang ignored the dead soul at all, and laughed arrogantly: "Boss Wangqing, what is the situation of the big female monkey who knows the dead soul now?
?”
"Wow haha, on the fourth day after leaving Ten Thousand Beasts Ridge, Damahou gave birth!" Lei Tiandazhuang's words were shocking: "And he's still a posthumous child!"
"What? She's giving birth?" I opened my eyes wide: "Oh my god, the Malaysian Monkey King is very powerful, can you protect your baby with one shot?"
"Ahem..." Sister Mu coughed twice, and my face suddenly turned red.
"Haha, I said that at the beginning, but Weiwei didn't think so." Lei Tiandazhuang's face was full of gloating: "Weiwei said that after the Malaysian Monkey King is done, he should immediately
It indicated pregnancy. However, the system clearly indicated pregnancy on the morning of the fourth day, and she gave birth to a posthumous child that night... Weiwei said that this matter has something to do with the soul of the dead, and maybe it was his seed!"
"puff!"
I endured it, I endured it, I endured it again... But I couldn't hold it back, and a mouthful of blood spurted out.
"I'm just wondering why Weiwei hasn't been online recently... So your boy and the female monkey did something so that they were jealous?" Su Qin was a typical person who was not afraid of big troubles. Her chest was shaking with laughter and she didn't forget to hit her.
"Well, it's pity that my whole life's reputation has been ruined like this." The deceased soul asked for his life and felt aggrieved, bowing his head and sighing wildly.
"Hey, this is retribution!" Lei Tiandazhuang said arrogantly, as if his great revenge had been repaid.
"It's not careful to make friends, it's not careful to make friends." The dead soul kept shaking his head: "I am really [a man with only one testicle who went to whore a hundred-year-old prostitute and ended up dead]."
"Huh?" We were all stunned, what do you mean?
"You don't understand?" The dead soul was also slightly stunned, and finally explained to us inscrutably: "Oh, the century-old chicken was destroyed in one day (egg)!"
"Hell, Revenant, can you stop talking nonsense?" All the players present know that I recruited Revenant, and now that this guy is talking nonsense, others are looking at me with a strange look.
There's just one meaning in his eyes, it's over, he forgets about love and affection and has ruined his children.
"Okay, okay, it's almost nine o'clock, stop talking nonsense, let the monkey out and show its attributes." I didn't dare to let the dead soul continue to behave, so I said hurriedly.
"Hey... ok..." The dead soul seemed to have something to hide, and hesitantly opened the spirit beast cage.
"Jiji!"
The light flashed, and in our expectant eyes, a little horse monkey, only about half a meter long, with long olive hair all over its body and a horse face and a protruding nose, appeared in front of us.
"!"
It seemed that Leng Buding was a little scared when he saw us humans and pony monkeys. He jumped up from the ground, hugged the dead soul's neck with his furry little paws, and pressed his little face tightly against his face.
Don't want to let go.
"Hey, the pony monkey is so clingy!" I smiled, this pony monkey is much prettier than those monsters.
"Hey, you have to be clingy!" Lei Tiandazhuang laughed so much that he shed tears: "Boss Wangqing, did you hear the little horse monkey's cry just now?"
"Hey, isn't that the rooster's crow?"
"That was when we first came out!" Lei Tian Dazhuang winked at me.
"Oh?" I was a little confused, I really didn't pay attention just now.
"Leitian, what's wrong with you?" Revenant Suiming was a little angry: "Monkeys are all chirping, chirping, how can they call you something else?"
"Oh, you still want to deny it?" Lei Tian Dazhuang seemed to have obtained [full evidence]: "When the little horse monkey jumped into your arms, it definitely wasn't chicken-chicken!"
"What is that? Tell me if you have the guts!"
"!"
"Well, okay."
"Oh no, the dead souls are asking for their lives, you're fucking me!"
…
Lei Tian Dazhuang furiously drew out his long knife and chased the dead souls all over the place. However, the dead souls had already entered the invisible state. They could only make the guy howl and jump around in anger. We laughed so hard that our stomachs almost cramped.
After a long quarrel, Lei Tian Dazhuang decided to officially break off the relationship with the dead soul Suo Ming. He hid alone and sulked, while the dead soul Suo Ming sent out the attributes of [Baby Monkey King]:
【Baby Monkey King】:
Category: Assisted Assassin Character: Cunning Growth: Excellent (80%) Skills: 5 Baby Introduction: Tongxuan Horse Monkey King has been anxious for thousands of years. After suddenly acquiring the mother monkey, he vented his desires without any scruples, and finally ended up in the mother monkey's belly.
Give birth to this monkey.
Skill:
[Tongxuan] (Active): After activating this skill, the Monkey King will enter the invisible state, increase its movement speed by 50%, and reveal itself after attacking or receiving damage.
[Tripping] (active): After activating this skill, ropes will be thrown to restrain up to ten targets within a range of 15 meters, reducing the target's movement speed by 50% for 3 seconds.
[Qi Devouring] (Passive): Each time the Monkey King attacks, there will be a 50% chance of reducing the target's Qi by 300 points.
[Weakness] (Passive): Every time the Monkey King attacks, there will be a 30% chance of reducing the target's defense by 30% for 2 seconds.
[Rebirth] (Automatic): The Monkey King can resurrect itself after death, with full blood and magic. The cooldown time of this skill is 5 minutes.
…
After reading the attributes of the Monkey King baby, I couldn't help but nod my head. What can I say? Although this monkey has "unknown origins", it is undeniable that this baby is very powerful and is very suitable for the assassin profession of the revenant.
"Revenant, go back and organize your manpower to catch the monkeys in Ten Thousand Beast Ridge." I scanned the Monkey King Baby's [Tripping] skill again, and a sneer appeared on the corner of my mouth: "This skill is absolutely countless in a large-scale melee.
A melee player’s nightmare.”
"Understood!" Revenant Soul is an experienced player after all, and he immediately understood my strategic intention: "By the way, boss, I have something to ask you."
"What's going on?" I pricked up my ears.
"That...that..." Revenant Suo Ming scratched his head in embarrassment: "Are you going to participate in the friendship competition? If so, who will you marry as your wife?"
