"Little sister, you can join if you are interested." Zi Qidonglai stared at Qianxiao Liuli obscenely: "If you answer correctly, it means that you are in the same group as us. If 'heroes see the same thing',
How about I get you two five-star equipment?"
"Uncle Ziqi, are you serious?" The smiling Liuli girl's eyes were bright.
"Smile, just ignore him." Mandala said with a frosty face, "This guy doesn't have any good intentions."
"Hey, the world laughs at me too much. I am not open to laughing at others." Qianxiao Liuli couldn't say anything anymore. Zi Qidonglai shook his head depressedly and looked at me provocatively: "Brother, in one sentence, do you dare to play?
?”
"Just have fun." I said with a sudden thought: "But the ugly thing is up front. If I answer all three of your questions correctly, I don't want 200,000 yuan. I will have two pieces of equipment to sell to you later, at whatever price I want.
."
"No problem!" Zi Qidonglai said with a smile: "Not only that, can't you make third-level fashion? I'll accept the high price, okay? For us, this is nothing."
"Then... what should I do if I can't answer?" I asked.
"I can't answer..." Zi Qidonglai thought for a while: "I won't bully you. How about giving me 10 pieces at level three?"
"Okay!" I made up my mind. Damn it, I'll give it a go.
"Please listen to the question!" Zi Qidonglai smiled relaxedly: "Excuse me, why do women nowadays wear down jackets on top and stockings on the bottom?"
"I know, I know!" Qianxiao Liuli probably thought this question was too simple, so she said loudly: "Because they want to be 'beautiful and cold'!"
"Yes, it seems that you are too pure, little sister." Zi Qidonglai shook his head, then looked at me: "In three seconds, I will give you your answer."
"It's not right?" The little girl with a smile on her face was a little confused, and looked at me with Mandala.
My face turned red, this question... I really know.
"Time's up!" Zi Qidonglai smiled proudly.
"Because... because..." I whispered: "Rub it, because the milk needs to be kept warm and the ham needs to be refrigerated!"
"Dizzy!" The little girl with a smile on her face turned red with embarrassment and hurriedly turned her head away.
"Congratulations, you got the answer right!" Ziqi Donglai let out a wolf-like howl: "Wow, haha, I just said that my brother is as wretched as me! Hehe, the second question!"
"Now I'll give you three seconds to recall the English letters on the third row from the bottom of the keyboard..." Zi Qidonglai paused and chuckled: "Then please quickly give the Chinese meaning of these English letters!"
"My balls hurt..." I said depressedly, "The Chinese meaning is...well, I cry after falling in love with the other person."
"Congratulations, you got the answer right!" Zi Qidonglai roared again, causing the players around him to stare at him as if they were an idiot.
"Uncle Zi Qi, Uncle Zi Qi, please wait a minute." Qianxiao Liuli looked at Zi Qi Donglai stupidly and innocently, and asked, "This question is different from the first one, it is not obscene at all."
"Wow haha, that's because you don't understand the true meaning of this question!" Zi Qidonglai looked at me with a wild smile: "Brother, please give me the correct answer to this question!"
Smiling Liuli looked at me expectantly, and I shook my head dejectedly: "Just now it was interpreted from left to right... Well, the other way around should be... rub... opening the chrysanthemum to attack and defend is all about love..."
"puff!"
"Wow haha, how is it, how is it!"
Zi Qidonglai laughed proudly: "Now, now, who of you still dares to say that my brother is more pure than me?"
"Hey, it's true that people cannot be judged by their appearance." The smiling girl Liuli looked at me warily: "Master Wangqing... your status in my heart... well, it has dropped a lot."
My balls hurt. Damn it. In order to get more money from Ziqidong, my integrity fell to the ground.
"Are you disappointed?" Ziqi Donglai shook his head disdainfully: "Then I'll do something even more vulgar!"
"You bastard, do you dare to take it easy?" Mandala couldn't stand it anymore and said coldly.
"Huh?" Zi Qidonglai gave her a strange look, squinted his eyes and said, "If you don't tell me, I forgot... Why, how do you feel after coming back from Nong'an... Well, why do you care so much about your brother?
No, it’s a bit, a bit super-friendship..."
"No, sister, I feel sick when I see you!" An imperceptible blush appeared on Mandala's little face, and she said to me: "Wangzi, ignore that bastard. It's not enough for him to embarrass himself. This is
I deliberately abused you."
"Yes, Master Wangqing, Uncle Ziqi is dead. Just jump when digging a hole." The little girl with a smile on her face also stood up for me.
I gritted my teeth and said, "Don't worry, evil will be rewarded. I will sell the equipment later and see if I don't blackmail this kid to death."
For money, I endured it!
"Haha, you see, I don't have any objections to my dear brother, you can just stay there." Zi Qidonglai blinked at me and hummed: "Brother, don't blame me for not reminding you, I am the third
But only a very obscene person can answer the question... Well, if you think it's an insult to your honor, I think... forget it?"
"You're my sister!" I rolled my eyes at this guy: "Don't try to provoke me, I won't do that. I can explain in advance that if I answer this question, you'll be ready to bleed!"
"How much can we pay for bleeding? We don't care whether the money is taken with us whether we live or die." Zi Qidonglai waved his hand arrogantly, pretending to be mysterious and hummed: "Then listen carefully, this question has never been asked before.
No one will come after you! May I ask——"
Zi Qi Donglai said in a long voice: "Bicycles, hot water bottles, refrigerators, billiards, what are the similarities and differences between these four things and women!"
"Come from the east, I'll rub your sister!" I couldn't help but tremble all over after hearing the beginning. When he finished, I was completely furious: "Damn, the girl with a smile is still here.
, can you please raise the issue of purity?"
"I'm dizzy, dear brother, our topic today is about obscenity." Ziqi Donglai stretched out his hand in a bitter tone: "It's okay if you don't answer, 10 pieces of third-level fashions, come on."
"Get out!" I groaned through gritted teeth.
"Master, what kind of topic is this?" Qianxiao Liuli was too naive. She raised her head and looked at Mandala expectantly: "What about bicycles and kettles? They are incomparable with women."
"Don't ask too much." Mandala pulled the little girl's hand and said angrily: "Ziqi Donglai, you really are nothing."
"Yes, you can scold me, it's up to you. Anyway, I'm used to it." Zi Qidonglai raised his eyebrows, and Niu 13 looked at me infinitely: "Brother, in one sentence, are you answering or answering? You have to know
Oh, the free money is waiting for you, hahaha..."
"You have the guts!" I vomited blood.
After thinking about it for a long time, I gritted my teeth and risked my life to help Mandala raise money to buy a house: "Fuck your sister about this problem, I know."
"Speak quickly, speak quickly, I'm all ears!" Zi Qidonglai rubbed his palms excitedly and pursed his lips.
I was worried and whispered: "The same thing about bicycles and women is that they can be ridden by others. The difference is that bicycles must be inflated before they can be ridden, while women must be ridden first and then inflated..."
"Wow haha, that's the right answer!" Zi Qidonglai raised his thumb and said, "I'll give you as many strokes as you want."
"I... understand..." The little girl with a smile on Liuli seemed to finally realize it: "Then... then... the difference between a hot water kettle and a woman... is it, is it..."
"Smile, don't say that!" Mandala was so angry that he almost lost his breath and threw out the long sword in his hand: "Zi Qi comes from the east, you go to hell!"
"I'm dizzy, are you really angry?" Ziqi Donglai hurriedly got out of the way and said with a shameless smile: "Hey, don't be angry, don't be angry, you were just kidding!"
"If you dare to say these nonsense again in front of my little sister, do you think I'm going to complain to Wu Dao!" Mandala was so angry that his chest trembled: "If Wu Dao knows about this, do you think he will?"
Won’t I castrate you?”
"I'll wipe it!" Ziqi Donglai shook his body and waved his hands hurriedly: "Okay, okay, I lost, I admit it, can't I admit it?"
"Son of a bitch!" Mandala gave Zi Qi a hard look, and then said to me: "Wangzi, increase the price of the equipment you sell tenfold, and you will make this guy feel so distressed!"
"Man, if you really want to torture me, you don't have to raise the price of the equipment, do you understand?" Zi Qi Donglai is so good at pretending to be 13, that his nose is about to go up to the sky: "The best way should be...
Well, if my brother comes up with a piece of equipment that makes me drool, and then doesn’t sell it to me, then I’ll probably jump off the building.”
"Wangzi, what kind of equipment is this?" Mandala was still angry: "Take it out and envy this product, and then find another buyer!"
"If we don't find another buyer..." I snorted coldly: "Rather than letting this guy jump off the building, it's better to let him bleed."
"I'm dizzy, can you have some backbone?" Mandala looked at me angrily, probably his teeth were itching with hatred.
"Haha, this is what we call brothers!" Zi Qidonglai hugged my shoulders and hummed: "Brother, what kind of equipment? I can tell you, now my vision is very high, less than
Don't take out the six-star ones, we won't look down on them."
"Six stars?" I shrugged and smiled, and then revealed the properties of Chunjun Sword and Zhanlu Sword.
"Oh my god, it's actually a seven-star weapon, and there are two more?" Miss Qianxiao Liuli probably has never seen a seven-star equipment before, so she couldn't help but exclaimed.
Mandala was much calmer than her, but he couldn't help but swallow his saliva when he saw Zhan Lujian.
"Pure Jun Sword..." Zi Qidonglai's pupils suddenly shrank, and he said subconsciously: "Oh my god, this is the sword tailor-made for me!"
"So, you are satisfied?" I raised a smile at the corner of my mouth, and the purple energy turned into white money in my eyes.
"Satisfied, very satisfied!" Zi Qidonglai's chest clapped loudly: "If nothing else, people with status like us have to use the [Noble and Unparalleled] sword! Simply, this sword is simply too awesome
It suits us!”
"Wangzi, I also think this sword is very suitable for Zi Qi." Mandala came up from behind: "Look at that skill... the integration of man and sword... wouldn't Zi Qi be the legendary 'cheap' in the future?"
'people?"
Ziqi Donglai: "..."
Ziqi Donglai was speechless, and I couldn't help but blush. None of them knew that when I entered Taixu Illusion just now, I used the combination of human and sword to reverse the decline.
Put it this way...am I just like Ziqi Donglai, a bitch?
*********The chapter at 12 o'clock tonight will not be updated. It will be changed to 8 o'clock tomorrow morning. Then I will work hard and may update it tomorrow. Also, friends who stamped the [Win the Championship] chapter in the last seven days of the league,
kb has been returned, please check it carefully. Thank you again for your support, thank you.
