() Sister Mu went back to her room to sleep alone, and I was really exhausted from the day. I didn’t care about it anymore. After running to the balcony to smoke, I climbed into bed without even taking a shower.
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Thinking about what happened today, I still have some doubts in my heart. However, life is rarely confused. If you are drunk now, let it go.
Since the launch of Jiangshan Beauty Game, we have never gone to bed so early. Therefore, when we woke up at around six o'clock the next morning, we felt refreshed.
I didn't feel much last night. When I woke up in the morning, I saw a big swelling on my nose. It was the work of King Zhou of Shang Dynasty.
When I walked out of the bedroom, I didn't expect Sister Mu and Su Qin to get up too. The two girls were eating hot steamed buns with their heads together and staring at the laptop screen with interest.
"Wangzi, go wash your face quickly. After dinner, let's get into the game quickly." Sister Mu seemed a little excited: "Jiuzhou Group is really awesome. There are a lot of new things out after this update."
I smiled, the Jiuzhou Group's method of making money is so obvious, it would be strange if the game didn't have some new things.
Calculating the time carefully, maintenance started at around six o'clock yesterday, and it took eight hours... It was estimated that it would be activated in the early morning. I believe there will be many players who will watch the maintenance and log in as soon as possible.
I washed my face and came out. Songs were playing on my laptop. When I came out, Sister Mu and Su Qin both turned to look at me, with very strange expressions on their faces.
"What happened again?" Looking at the expressions of these two girls, I had an unknown premonition.
"Wangzi, can I ask you something?" After last night, it seemed that Su Qin's attitude towards me had changed a lot, at least her tone was much softer.
"Sister Su, please speak if you have anything to do." I was used to being bullied by this girl, and I immediately felt flattered.
"Well, when your Tianying Juehu hand was touching the nai... was it quenched?" Su Qin asked expectantly, holding a steamed bun in her mouth.
"I'm dizzy, sister, can I ask you some nutritious questions so early in the morning?" I reached out and grabbed a steamed bun and said in a depressed voice, "That's a tricking skill, a hair-quenching poison?"
"No quenching poison?" Sister Mu actually came over and looked at me nervously.
"No, absolutely not!" I didn't even bother to pay attention to them.
"Oh, you kid won't shed tears until he sees the coffin." Su Qin pointed the laptop screen at me: "Okay, you can see for yourself. Hey, our Wangqing master is now a celebrity and has released an album."
"Record?" The bad premonition in my heart became stronger and stronger, and my eyes fell on the video involuntarily.
When the video was playing, rivers of blood flowed on the huge battlefield, and countless players turned into white light and flew back to the main city. Within a few seconds, a picture of me and a girl standing face to face appeared on the screen.
Damn it, my head is buzzing. Damn it, isn’t this the girl from the Ye Palace Gang who loves to touch herself, Ye Wu?
The video had obviously been processed, and all the conversations between Ye Wu and I were muted. The girl on the screen was touching her breasts with one hand, and was talking to me with a charming smile on her face.
I remember clearly that I was persuading the girl to commit suicide, but players who didn’t know the truth must have thought that we were discussing some shady deal!
I was feeling a huge pain in my balls when suddenly, a burst of music with a strong rhythm surged out from the notebook, and then a girl's sweet voice made a clear narration: "Forget about love, didn't we agree at the beginning,
If you touch my vagina and give me ten dollars, why will Mao kill me and then make no sound?"
"I'll wipe it!" I jumped up and pointed at the screen tremblingly: "Sister Mu, Sister Su, slander, this is naked slander!"
"Slander, I don't think so?" Su Qin snorted: "Look at the beginning of this video, you are obviously negotiating the price!"
"Sister Su, forget it if you don't believe me." I looked at Mu Yao expectantly: "Sister Mu, you are the judge, you know best who I am!"
"Wangzi, people change." Sister Mu shrugged and said helpless: "Keep listening, the fun will come later."
"Damn, I'm still listening..."
"You forget your love, but you don't have to be afraid. Regardless of whether you pay me or not, I'm very willing to touch it for you. But can you be gentler next time?" Ye Wu's voice was very nice, just like a lover saying in his ear.
Love words: "Okay, you don't have to hide from me. After I downloaded the game, I specially made this song "Forgetting Love" to commemorate the first love we had."
The prelude of "Love Business" came from Tiansha's notebook. After the prelude, the song of Yewu Tiansha came: "Sky Eagle Juehu Hand, send me to be reincarnated. My chest was exploded and I shed tears."
"I caught my nai and got ru--adenocarcinoma. Even if you give me more gold coins, I won't be able to get better."
"When you said you wanted to touch your nai, you touched your nai. After you touched it, I was reincarnated. You said it was a pleasure."
"I want to commit myself to forget my love, but I can't forget my love. Take a piece of Viagra and let me understand how powerful you are."
"puff!"
A mouthful of blood spurted out three or four meters away. My old face was red with blood. I dared not listen to it anymore, so I hurriedly turned off the video!
"Wangzi, what are you doing?" Su Qin seemed a little unhappy: "This girl sings very well, and there is a second verse."
"Yes, I think the second paragraph better embodies the connotation of the song "Sales of Forgetfulness" than the first paragraph." Sister Mu bit her lips tightly, fearing that she would laugh out loud.
"Neihan, Neihan is so stupid!" I was completely speechless: "Damn it, let me see when it was uploaded. I have to contact Jiuzhou official, md, this kind of video must be deleted!"
I glanced at the post with great anticipation, and the little hope I had just ignited was instantly extinguished. Damn, this video was uploaded at three o'clock last night. In just a few hours, the click rate reached more than 30 million.
, the reply was also over 30 million!
More than 30 million, more than 30 million... My eyes darkened and I almost fainted.
Jiangshan Game... Well, someone should be able to see that this is a deliberate slander against me by this girl? I regained my energy and browsed the replies below.
1st Floor, [Yewu]: Okay, I'm not kind, I'll take the sofa for myself. I'll go to Qingcheng to find you when the three major cities are opened. Anyway, I have ru--adenocarcinoma, and I will die sooner or later.
Before you die... Hey, you can touch it as much as you want. But... I hope you can play the game well, save more gold coins, and cure the chicken... Otherwise, if you touch it happily, it won't be interesting to me.
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Damn it, I wish I could catch Ye Wu out of the computer screen, bastard, how did you know that I can’t do it, ri!
2nd floor, [Luoluo]: Forget about love and love, I will wipe out your ancestors! md, you even dare to touch my horse, you are looking for death!
3rd floor, [Flash Head and Shoulders]: Hey, I still vaguely remember when I was in Novice Village, where I went to find the Tiger King Whip... Now that I think about it, I finally understand... This thing really doesn't work in reality, I think.
To find satisfaction in the game...
4th Floor, [Qiyuluo]: I have a weak question... Will a female player who was crushed to death by the hands of a man who has forgotten his love and love really be infected with ru--adenocarcinoma?
5th floor, [Dusk]: According to my opinion... ru--adenocarcinoma is just one of them. In addition, the diseases caused by Tianying Juhu Hand also include ru-carbuncle, ru- hair, ru- gangrene, ru-
There are more than 30 kinds of urinary gland diseases including urinary tract tumors. In severe cases, the urinary glands may be too small, too large, severely asymmetrical, etc. For specific information, please consult Ye Wu and Ye Feihua.
…
I'll rub your sister, Mu Mian, I remember this guy, the turtle son among the five tyrants of Dragon City.md, when you sent a private message to Xiao Tiantian, Brother Kui said nice things for you, but he abused me like this!
6th floor, [Zongzi that has not been cheated]: The answer above is very professional, so I would also like to ask weakly, what diseases will be transmitted to players whose balls are squeezed by Juehu's hands?
7th floor, [Zi Qi Dong Lai]: I know, I know, I know this! Hehe, according to what I learned from Ximen Xiaoqing and King Zhou of Shang Dynasty, any player who is crushed will have a certain chance of contracting impotence.
Premature ejaculation, prostatitis, genital herpes, acute genital warts, syphilis, shortness of breath, cystitis, chao, pus, AIDS
There are more than thirty kinds of male sexual diseases in it, oh, some lucky players will also get hemorrhoids.
8th Floor, [Yi Prison]: Purple Qi comes from the east, I will wipe your sister!
Floor 9, [12:99]: If... according to what you said, forgetting love and forgetting love, wouldn't it be a collection of viruses?
10th Floor, [One gold coin to play once]: Damn it, sisters, please pay attention, if you encounter the "Piao" trick in the game, you must reject it decisively, this guy is too scary.
…
Come on, I really couldn’t stand it any longer. I just closed the page like a defeated rooster.
Mmmd, I don't even have to mention how much I regret it. You said I was so mean at that time. Why did I want to blow this girl up with my bare hands? I might as well stab her to death with one shot!
But... then I thought about it, the girl had laid a plan for me from beginning to end, stabbing her to death with a gun... I guess this girl had to sing: "When you spread my legs apart, you spread them apart. Now you have to use a spear to stab her to death."
It’s tucked in…”
I wiped it and couldn't think about it anymore.
"Wangzi, what's wrong?" Su Qin seemed very happy when she saw my depressed look, and asked with a smile.
"It hurts." I gritted my teeth angrily: "I won't eat anymore, go online early and hit 80! md, after the opening of the three main cities, I will not go anywhere. I will guard the Night Palace and kill the players, killing them until they are deleted.
Until the number is reached!”
"Wangzi, find a place to do some training for us after we go online." Su Qin seemed to be in a good mood and actually asked.
There is conspiracy, there is conspiracy.
Watching Su Qin and Mu Yao eagerly return to the room to get online, I thought to myself silently.
