() "Little sister, you can join if you are interested." Zi Qidonglai stared at Qianxiao Liuli obscenely: "If you answer correctly, it means that you are in the same group as us. If 'heroes see the same thing' If so, how about I get you two five-star equipment?"
"Uncle Ziqi, are you serious?" The little girl Liuli smiled slightly and her eyes were bright.
"Smile, just ignore him." Mandala said with a frosty face, "This guy doesn't have any good intentions!"
"Hey, people laugh at me too much. I don't laugh openly at others." Qianxiao Liuli couldn't speak anymore, Zi Qidonglai shook his head depressedly and asked me provocatively: "Brother, in one sentence, do you dare to play! "
"Just have fun." I said with a sudden thought: "But the ugly thing is up front. If I answer all three of your questions correctly, I don't want 200,000 yuan. I will have two pieces of equipment to sell to you later, at whatever price I want. !”
"No problem." Zi Qidonglai said with a smile: "Not only that, can't you make third-level fashion? I'll take all the high prices. Okay, for us, this is nothing!"
"Then... what should I do if I can't answer?" I asked.
"I can't answer..." Zi Qi Donglai thought for a while: "I won't bully you, how about giving me 0 pieces for level three fashion!"
"Okay." I made up my mind. Damn it, I'll give it a go.
"Please listen to the question." Zi Qidonglai smiled relaxedly: "Excuse me, why do women nowadays wear down jackets on top and stockings on the bottom!"
"I know, I know." Qianxiao Liuli probably thought this question was too simple, so she said loudly: "Because they want to be 'beautiful and cold'!"
"Okay, come on, little sister, you are too pure." Zi Qidonglai shook his head, and then said to me: "In three seconds, I will give you your answer!"
"It's not right." The little girl with a smile on her face was a little confused, and she looked at me with Mandala.
My face turned red, this question... I really know.
"Time's up." Zi Qidonglai smiled proudly.
"Because... because..." I whispered: "Rub it, because the chicken needs to be kept warm and the ham needs to be refrigerated!"
"Dizzy." The little girl with a smile on her face turned red with embarrassment and hurriedly turned her head away.
"Congratulations, you got the answer right." The goddamn Zi Qi Donglai howled like a wolf: "Wow, haha, I just said that my brother is as wretched as me, hehe, the second question!"
"Now I'll give you three seconds to recall the English letters on the third row from the bottom of the keyboard..." Zi Qidonglai paused and chuckled: "Then please quickly give the Chinese meaning of these English letters!"
"My balls hurt..." I said depressedly: "The Chinese meaning is... well, I cry after falling in love with the other person!"
"Congratulations, you got the answer right." Zi Qidonglai roared again, causing the players around him to stare at him like idiots.
"Uncle Ziqi, Uncle Ziqi, please wait a minute." Qianxiao Liuli asked Ziqidong in a silly and innocent manner: "This question is different from the first one, it is not obscene at all!"
"Wow haha, that's because you don't understand the true meaning of this question." Zi Qidonglai laughed wildly at me: "Brother, please give me the correct answer to this question!"
Smiling Liuli looked at me expectantly, and I shook my head dejectedly: "Just now it was interpreted from left to right... Well, the other way around should be... rub... opening the chrysanthemum to attack and defend is all about love..."
"puff!"
"Wow haha, how is it, how is it!"
Zi Qidonglai laughed proudly: "Now, now, none of you dare to say that my brother is more pure than me!"
"Hey, it's true that people cannot be judged by their appearance." The smiling girl Liuli looked at me warily: "Master Wangqing... your status in my heart... well, it has dropped a lot!"
My balls hurt, damn it, in order to cheat Ziqi Dong to get some money, my brother’s frugality dropped all over the floor.
"This is disappointing." Ziqi Donglai shook his head disdainfully: "Then I will do something even more vulgar!"
"You bastard, don't you dare take it easy." Mandala couldn't stand it anymore and said coldly.
"Eh." Zi Qidonglai gave her a strange look, squinted his eyes and said: "If you don't tell me, I forgot... Why, how do you feel after coming back from Nong'an... Well, why do you care so much about your brother? That's not right. Ah, it’s a bit, a bit super-friendship..."
"No, sister, I'll make you sick." An imperceptible blush appeared on Mandala's little face, and she said to me: "Wangzi, ignore that idiot. It's not enough for him to embarrass himself. This was intentional. I'm ruining you!"
"Yes, Master Wangqing, Uncle Ziqi is dead. Just jump when digging a hole." The little girl with a smile on her face also stood up for me.
I gritted my teeth: "Don't worry, evil will be punished. I will sell the equipment later and I won't blackmail this kid to death!"
For the sake of money, I endured it.
"Haha, you're here or not, my brother doesn't have any objections, you can just wait and see." Zi Qidonglai blinked at me and hummed: "Brother, don't blame me for not reminding you, my third question But only a super wretched person can answer it...well, if you feel it is an insult to your honor, I...forget it!"
"Your sister." I rolled my eyes at this guy and said, "Don't try to provoke me. I don't want to do that. I can explain it in advance. If I answer this question, you'll be ready to bleed!"
"Bleeding, how much can we pay? We don't care whether the money is taken with us alive or dead." Zi Qidonglai waved his hand arrogantly, pretending to be mysterious and hummed: "Then listen carefully, this question has never been asked before. No one will come later, please ask,!"
Zi Qi Donglai said in a long voice: "Bicycles, hot water bottles, refrigerators, billiards, what are the similarities and differences between these four things and women!"
"Come from the east, I'll rub your sister." I couldn't help but tremble all over after hearing the beginning. When he finished, I was completely furious: "Damn, the girl with a smile is still here. , can you please sort out the purity issue!"
"I'm dizzy, dear brother, our topic today is about obscenity." Ziqi Donglai stretched out his hand in a bitter tone: "It's okay if you don't answer, 0 pieces of third-level fashion, come on!"
"Get lost." I gritted my teeth and groaned.
"Master, what kind of topic is this?" Qianxiao Liuli was too naive. She raised her head and looked at the mandala expectantly: "What kind of bicycles and kettles are incomparable with women!"
"Don't ask too much." Mandala pulled the little girl's hand and said angrily: "Ziqi Donglai, you really are nothing!"
"Yes, you can scold me, it's up to you, I'm used to it anyway." Zi Qidonglai raised his brows and looked at me with a smile: "Brother, in one sentence, are you answering or not? You have to know. The free money is waiting for you, hahaha..."
"You have the guts." I vomited blood.
After thinking about it for a long time, I gritted my teeth and risked my life to help Mandala raise money to buy a house: "Fuck your sister about this problem, I know!"
"Speak quickly, speak up, I'm all ears." Zi Qidonglai rubbed his palms excitedly and licked his lips.
I was worried and whispered: "The same thing about bicycles and women is that they can be ridden by others. The difference is that bicycles must be inflated before they can be ridden, while women must be ridden first and then inflated..."
"Wow haha, that's the right answer." Zi Qidonglai raised his thumb, saying that he wanted to pump as much as he wanted.
"I... understand..." The little girl with a smile on Liuli seemed to finally realize it: "Then... then... the difference between a hot water kettle and a woman... is it, is it..."
"Smile, don't say it." Mandala was so angry that he almost lost his breath and threw out the long sword in his hand: "Zi Qi comes from the east, you go to hell!"
"I'm dizzy, I'm really angry." Zi Qi Donglai hurriedly got out of the way and said with a shameless smile: "Hey, don't be angry, don't be angry, you were just kidding!"
"If you dare to say these nonsense again in front of my little sister, why don't you and I go and complain to Wu Dao?" Mandala was so angry that his chest trembled: "If Wu Dao knows about this, do you think he will?" It will castrate you!"
"I'll wipe it." Ziqi Donglai shook his body and waved his hands hurriedly: "Okay, okay, I lost, I admit it, I still can't admit it!"
"You bastard." Mandala gave Zi Qi a hard look, and then said to me: "Wangzi, increase the price of the equipment you sell tenfold, and you will make this guy feel so distressed!"
"Man, if you really want to torture me, you don't have to raise the price of equipment, do you understand?" Zi Qi Donglai was so good at pretending that his nose almost turned to the sky: "The best way is...well , my brother took out a piece of equipment that made me drool, and then refused to sell it to me, then I would probably have to jump off the building!"
"Wangzi, what kind of equipment is this?" Mandala was still angry: "Take it out and envy this product, and then find another buyer!"
"If we don't find another buyer..." I snorted coldly: "Rather than letting this guy jump off the building, it's better to let him bleed!"
"I'm dizzy, can you have some backbone?" Mandala looked at me angrily, and his teeth were probably itching with hatred.
"Haha, this is what we call brothers." Zi Qidonglai put his arm around my shoulders and hummed: "Brother, I can tell you what kind of equipment I have. Now my vision is very high, less than Don’t take out the six-star ones, we won’t like them!”
"Six stars." I shrugged and smiled, and then revealed the attributes of Chunjun Sword and Zhanlu Sword.
"Oh my god, it's actually a seven-star weapon, and there are two more." Girl Qianxiao Liuli probably has never seen a seven-star equipment before, so she couldn't help but exclaimed.
Mandala was much calmer than her, but when it came to Zhan Lujian, he couldn't help but swallow his saliva.
"Pure Jun Sword..." Zi Qidonglai's pupils suddenly shrank, and he said subconsciously: "Oh my god, this is the sword tailor-made for me!"
"So, you are satisfied." The corner of my mouth raised a smile, and the purple energy turned into white money in my eyes.
"Satisfied, very satisfied." Zi Qidonglai's chest clapped loudly: "If nothing else, people with status like us must use a sword. This sword is simply perfect for us! "
"Wangzi, I also think this sword is very suitable for Zi Qi." Mandala came up from behind: "Your skill... the integration of man and sword... wouldn't Zi Qi be the legendary 'cheap' in the future? people!"
Ziqi Donglai: "..."
Ziqi Donglai was speechless, and I couldn't help but blush. None of them knew that when I entered Taixu Illusion just now, I used the combination of human and sword to reverse the decline.
Put it this way... Could it be that I am a bitch just like Zi Qi Donglai?
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