As soon as he went online, the information bar below flashed suddenly, and they were all friends. Of course, Gao Lin knew that these people were definitely not just here to add friends, but to troll him. After all, in League of Legends, the only way to add friends is to add friends.
Or team up to compete so you can chat with each other.
"Hey, uncle, you are finally willing to go online!" A chat message popped up at the right time. Besides the lazy kitten, who else could be there?
"I've been hurt so much by you that I don't even dare to have sex with you!" Gao Lin typed in reply.
"Isn't that right? How did I harm you? I am sternly warning you. I am a non-toxic, harmless and pollution-free woman. If you accuse me falsely, be careful and I will hold you responsible!" The lazy kitten quickly said
Came back.
"Did you post those two videos on the official website?" Gao Lin said angrily as he looked at the message replied by Lazy Mao.
"Hee hee, you have discovered this, uncle, you are not a professional gossip man, are you?" The lazy kitten replied mischievously.
"You are the gossip girl. Do you know that I have become a street rat in the hearts of your brainless fans? Everyone shouts and beats me up!" Gao Lin wished he could stretch out a shadowless hand and pull the girl over there.
The lazy kitten was caught and beaten hard.
"Yeah, it's so serious! Uncle, you're in a terrible situation right now. I sympathize with you very much. If I weren't by your side, I would definitely comfort you!" the lazy kitten replied heartlessly.
.
"I suspect you did this on purpose!" Gao Lin said angrily.
"Really? Uncle, you can eat randomly, but you can't talk nonsense. Do you think a weak woman like me would do something so outrageous?" Lazy Kitten quickly replied.
Just as Gao Lin was about to type, he saw a QQ voice invitation pop up on the screen.
Gao Lin didn't even think about it and just refused.
However, the other party quickly sent it again.
Gao Lin refused again.
The other party also sent it.
"Is it necessary?" Gao Lin typed.
"Isn't it necessary?" the other party replied.
"No need!" Gao Lin replied.
"Uncle, are you being shy? You are an old man, and you are still acting like a shy girl like us?" the other party replied again.
Seeing this, Gao Lin was speechless.
After thinking about it for a while, I finally clicked Accept.
"Hi, uncle!" The sweet voice, like the sound of nature, made Gao Lin's heart beat a little.
"Am I not invisible? How come you can still send voice?" Gao Lin took a deep breath and asked calmly.
"Hmph, is such a small question worthy of my girl's answer?" The lazy little cat snorted lazily, "You don't even think about what my girl's background is!"
"QQ Professional?" Gao Lin asked.
"Q, you big-headed ghost, I think you are the one majoring in YY!" the lazy little cat scolded.
Gao Lin was ashamed, she was right. What man is not a YY major? It’s just that some people have graduated and some have not. Like Gao Lin, he is a standard repeater and can only stay where he is.
Go, and then watch people in front of you, one, two, one, one, two, one.
"Tell me, what's the matter?" Gao Lin asked, shaking his head.
"Uncle, don't be so indifferent. Can't I chat with you if I have nothing to do?" the lazy kitten said sweetly.
"What are you talking about? About how I was tricked by your video?" Gao Lin laughed angrily.
"Uncle, you are serious. How can you find a gentle and lovely wife in the future if you are so small-minded?" said the lazy kitten.
"If I can't find it, I'll settle the score with you! You don't know that my ID has been added by your fans. I have no doubt that if I go out and meet one of your fans, I will be hacked to death by him in the street!"
Gao Lindao.
"Giggle!" The sweet and delicate laughter was like waves of warm water, rolling up Gao Lin's heart, making him feel his heart fluttering and his soul flying.
After the laughter stopped, the lazy kitten spoke.
"Uncle, you are so funny!"
"You're just kidding, tell me what's the matter, or I'll hang up!" Gao Lin really felt a little unbearable, as if every word spoken by a lazy kitten has huge magic power, making people unable to help but
Get addicted to it.
"No, I said it's not possible yet!" the lazy kitten said urgently, "That's it, uncle, I want to make a video of a water friends competition, can you help me?"
This surprised Gao Lin. He thought that the lazy little cat had nothing to do with him and was just chatting with him, but he didn't expect that she was really serious.
"What kind of help do you need? Just go up and fight!" Gao Lin said quickly.
Friendship competitions are generally communication competitions between friends and fans. They have no practical significance and are not formal competitions.
"Oh, you don't understand a lot of this. I just want to ask you, do you want to help or not? If you don't help, just pretend that I don't know you as a person, and you will have nightmares every night, being raped by a woman.
Kill the ghost!" The lazy kitten half threatened and half cursed.
"Are you so vicious?" Gao Lin said with a bitter smile.
"This is not malicious, this is just a kind reminder!" the lazy kitten argued.
"Well, in order for you to say such vicious words, I have to help even if I don't want to. However, let me declare in advance that I am not available during the day, only after the early morning!" Gao Lin said.
"Isn't that right, uncle? Are you really a masked wolf who sleeps during the day and moves at night?" The lazy kitten yelled, "A friendly advice, be very careful when moving at night, don't fall into a trap one day.
Eat royal food here!
"Meeting you was the biggest trap I fell into!" Gao Lin said angrily.
"Giggle!" There was another burst of sweet laughter.
"Okay, I won't laugh at you anymore. We will start the first game at 12:30 tomorrow night. Let me kindly remind you that if you don't see you then, be careful as I launch a human flesh search!"
It’s human flesh search again! Gao Lin is speechless, this word is really destined for him tonight!
"Okay, I'll try my best!" Gao Lin said, "Is there anything else? Can you shut it down without me?"
"Oh, uncle, you are in a hurry to be reincarnated!" said the lazy kitten dissatisfied.
I'm not in a hurry to be reincarnated, but I can't hold it in my heart! Gao Lin lamented in his heart.
"Let's go practice for a game or two and try our best to get used to each other. Don't embarrass me when the time comes!" said the lazy Mao Mao without waiting for Gao Lin to answer.
"Isn't that necessary?" Gao Lin asked.
"It's absolutely necessary, it's absolutely necessary, otherwise if you try to trick me, where will my face be shown?" the lazy kitten said in an unquestionable tone.
"Okay, you invite me!" Gao Lin said helplessly.
Returning to the game page, he saw that his friends showed that Chuqing's Snow and Three Thousand Worries Silk were in the game, but Tears in the City was not online.
