Chapter 115: Pindao is indeed Laojun's favorite boy
At around 3:00 p.m., Kong Qing read the Tao Te Ching for an hour in the main hall and then finished his homework for the evening.
In the early Tang Dynasty, Taoist priests were actually still a very loose sectarian group. Although everyone was a Taoist priest, they basically worshiped their own gods and recited their own sutras.
In addition, there is no Taoist book like the "Vini Mother Sutra" in which the Buddha himself explains how monks should shave their heads, how to receive ordination, how to wear clothes, and even how to use a toilet chip to scrape their buttocks after they have sex.
, there are clearly written scriptures for you on whether you should shave clockwise or counterclockwise...
Therefore, there are not many rules that Taoist priests need to abide by now.
After returning to his room, Kong Qing took a short rest, then flew out of Qingdu Temple with the little cat in his arms.
Ten minutes later, Kong Qing had arrived over a small courtyard in Jinchengfang. Two temporary white lanterns were hung in front of the door of the small courtyard, and a mourning shed was set up in the courtyard. Maybe it was because of the rush of time.
Because of the relationship, there was no coffin in the funeral shed, but a board with the body of a beautiful woman placed on it.
Two white candles were lit on both sides of the mourning shed. The dim candlelight danced, and the girl's body was shadowy in the candlelight, as if there were not enough pixels, making it look a bit fake.
Kong Qing flicked his fingers and threw out an identification technique.
A bamboo stick with a blinding effect:
This is an ordinary bamboo stick, with a powerful blinding technique cast on it using divine magic, which can make people think that the bamboo stick is the appearance of a woman it comes into contact with.
"It's really a cover-up..."
Kong Qing looked at the introduction of the bamboo stick, especially the word "magic" written on it.
"In other words, it's not monsters that committed the crime this time, but gods?"
After seeing that it was a god who committed the crime, Kong Qing suddenly felt entangled.
When a god commits a crime, it is a very troublesome case even within the Taishi Bureau.
Because except for some evil gods disguised as monsters, the remaining gods are intertwined and interact with each other. Who is whose old subordinate, who is whose boss, who is whose relative, etc. Many times, you can pull out one by just grabbing one.
One string after another, the protective umbrellas are raised one after another. Maybe you just happened to have an attack on a river god, and the result is that the Mount Taishan God will be angry tomorrow.
The Taishi Bureau encountered it once before. The water god who committed crimes turned out to be the uncle of the third son of the Taishan God who had just married a concubine. In the end, he had no choice but to let it go.
"well……"
Kong Qing sighed silently, turned around and planned to leave.
At this time, he suddenly heard a woman's mournful cry coming from the room next to her. The cry was very low and vague. It seemed that the mother of the girl was crying about her daughter's misfortune.
There was indescribable sorrow in the voice.
Listening to this cry, Kong Qing felt a burning sensation in his heart, as if there was a fire burning.
The crying was intermittent, and Kong Qing, who was standing outside the window, could also feel the flames in his chest jumping.
"This damn world..."
Kong Qing suddenly took a deep breath, rose up with his sword, soared into the sky, and rushed to the clouds several thousand meters above the ground. After almost consuming all his mana, he felt
The fire burning in his chest became slightly calmer.
Kong Qing floated above the clouds, closed his eyes, and roared with all his strength.
"This damn world!"
In the past two days, Kong Qing had been reading the records of the Taishi Bureau, and the more he read, the more shocking he became.
Monsters, ghosts, gods, demons...
All these supernatural things seem to have no laws and moral standards at all. They all take and ask for ordinary people as a matter of course.
Although people they don’t like will die miserably, people they don’t like may not live well. Of course they will eat you when they are hungry, but they will bite you to death when they are full.
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Compared with some things recorded in the Taishi Bureau's records, today's guy who used a bamboo stick as a blind trick to catch people is actually a god with a bottom line, because after he kidnapped someone, he also knew how to use a bamboo stick to cover it up.
No matter how strong Qingxiazi is, the Taishi Bureau still seems so powerless in front of thousands of landscape gods, tens of thousands of monsters, and ghosts that can be seen everywhere.
Not to mention ordinary humans, they are caught between the ferocious monsters and the strong men of the world, and their lives are extremely humble.
"perhaps……"
Kong Qing opened the interface of his system and closed his eyes with a pious expression.
"The poor Taoist can change something, at least... he can change some of the things he sees. Laojun, please protect this disciple and draw a lottery!"
With a touch of divine thought, countless stars began to rotate.
Kong Qing was reciting the Tao Te Ching in a low voice.
"Heaven and earth are unkind, and treat all things as stupid dogs; saints are unkind, and regard the common people as stupid dogs. Between heaven and earth, is it just like a chariot? It is empty but unyielding, and when it moves, it rises..."
Ten stars rushed out of the sea of stars and floated in front of Kong Qing.
"open!"
With a little thought, a star suddenly shone with brilliance. Kong Qing even felt that the golden light pierced his system panel and seemed to solidify in front of him.
After the light dissipated, a wooden whip was revealed, with densely packed talismans printed on it.
Beat the magic whip:
This is a treasure from the world of gods. It is three feet, six inches long and has twenty-one sections. Each section has four talismans, a total of eighty-four talismans. It is specially used to mark those with divinity, priesthood, and divine power.
God, people, things.
PS: If you don’t fight for three days, you will have to go to the house and uncover the tiles!
"Hit the magic whip!"
Kong Qing looked at this seemingly ordinary wooden whip and laughed heartily.
"Ah ha ha ha... I knew that Pindao was indeed Lao Jun's favorite boy."
With a flick of his wrist, the whip fell heavily into Kong Qing's hand.
Kong Qing crossed the whip and looked at it carefully...
This wooden whip looks ordinary, as if it was randomly carved out of an ordinary piece of wood. But if you look closely, you can find that these pale golden talismans on the wooden whip are completely natural, as if they were grown on
Same as above.
Kong Qing circulated the true energy of his innate skills and slowly fed it into the whip. Suddenly, the talisman on the wooden whip closest to the handle began to glow faintly.
With the injection of true energy, the light becomes brighter and brighter.
When Kong Qing poured all the energy from his body into it, the first layer of talismans levitated after a flash of light, slowly rotating around the wooden whip, as if it was a 3D special effect.
Same.
Kong Qing gradually regained his true energy, and the magic whip returned to its original, ordinary appearance.
"Pindao is now trying his best to activate the first layer of talismans!"
Kong Qing looked thoughtfully at the twenty-one-level wooden whip. "I really don't know what level of strength I have to get all the twenty-one-level talismans to light up."
After hearing Kong Qing's words, all the talismans on the wooden whip lit up, and then Kong Qing felt an answer appear in his heart.
'Cross the sea of suffering and become an earthly immortal!'
"Sorry to bother you!"
The Xiantian Kung Fu that Kong Qing is currently practicing is fundamentally derived from Su Yuanlang's method of returning elixirs with dragon and tiger gold liquid. It emphasizes sitting quietly to preserve the spirit, transporting the true energy, achieving fetal breath, using heart fire as yang, and kidney water.
For yin, the yin and yang are combined, and the dragon and tiger intersect. After the yin and yang are mixed, it is the so-called intertwining of life and life, and the inner elixir is completed.
However, after the inner elixir is fully completed, it can only be called a real person. If you want to become an earthly immortal, you have to change your muscles and bones, and reach the gods easily, that is, you have to go through the sea of suffering, and then you can become an earthly immortal.
If the difficulty of building a foundation to reach a real person is ten, then the difficulty for a real person to reach the earthly immortal is one hundred or more. Someone as powerful as Qingxiazi Su Yuanlang is just outside the door of the earthly immortal and has not yet walked in.
Not to mention Kong Qing...
Kong Qing cherished the magic whip in his hand and carefully put it into the demon refining pot.
Even if it can only stimulate one-twenty-one of the power of the whip, it is enough to beat a pervert who kidnaps women.
"Next……"
The golden starlight flashed away, and a bottle containing red liquid appeared.
"Another red bottle, no loss, next one..."
After a golden star trembled, several small sparks exploded, and then a bottle filled with rose-colored liquid appeared on the spot.
"Rose essential oil is still such a big bottle."
After getting the magic whip, Kong Qing was in a good mood and even felt that this bottle of essential oil was so pleasing to the eye.
"You can talk to a few foxes and ask them to open an essential oil massage project in their shampoo room. Next..."
After a flash of starlight, another large bottle containing purple liquid appeared.
Kong Qing blinked silently.
"Another bottle of lavender essential oil came...next one!"
A star once again shone with dazzling light. After the light faded, a very weird thing that looked like an electromagnetic pistol appeared in front of Kong Qing.
Degenerate ray gun:
This is the supreme crystallization of dwarf engineering from another world. It can transform any person with or below the strength of an Earth Immortal into a leper dwarf. The transformation time varies depending on the strength.
PS: Dwarf technology changes the world!
"Oh no, it's actually this thing..."
Kong Qing looked at the ray gun on the panel with a sinister smile on his face.
"This is an artifact! Next..."
A star flashed, revealing a silver-gray pistol.
Beretta Type 92 Pistol:
This is a new type of pistol developed based on the Beretta 1951 pistol. It uses a frame made of aviation aluminum. It has a traditional open-top slide design that is easy to disassemble and maintain. It has a 15-round large-capacity magazine.
The shell extractor also has the function of indicating that there is a bullet in the chamber. It is safe, reliable, durable and has high shooting accuracy. It is a must-have choice for home travel and killing people.
PS: Fifty rounds of ammunition come with the gun, dear!
"This thing is not bad, but it's a pity that I have a dwarf holding a cannon. Next one!"
A star flashed and three large bottles appeared again.
"It's a shampoo set again. That's good. Those foxes still need this thing very much now. The next one..."
Starlight flashed, and a bottle containing blue potion appeared.
"The blue bottle is not a loss, the next one..."
A star jumped playfully, then exploded into a sky of stars, revealing one of the wooden shelves.
"What is this?"
Never wear out cat climbing frame:
This is a cat climbing frame made by an extraordinary cat lover who specially selected the toughest wood and the softest straw rope, and added a magic that will never wear out, which can meet the requirements of kittens climbing, claw grinding, resting, etc.
It meets all the needs and can be called a top artifact for cat lovers.
PS: In order to take care of the cat’s need to bask in the sun while holding the sword, it also comes with a glass balcony and space capsule.
The corners of Kong Qing's mouth twitched.
Does Laojun really think that our Naiyanzan is a milk cat? In fact, it should be a canine, it just looks like a cat.
"Next……"
boom!
A golden light exploded, almost blinding Kong Qing's eyes. When the light ended, a bottle of... Coke bottle with golden light appeared in front of him.
Unlimited Coke:
This is a bottle of Coke that can never be finished.
PS: If you have the patience, you can even flood the world with Coke.