Chapter 191: Come, let the poor Taoist San Niang you practice pistols
In Princess Pingyang's mansion in Yongchangfang, Princess Pingyang Li Xiuning, who was dressed in military uniform, was squeezing Kong Qing's face with her hands affectionately. It wasn't until she saw a helpless look on Kong Qing's face that she let go in a good mood.
took his own hands.
"Okay, don't look so reluctant!"
Princess Pingyang clapped her hands, flattened her body on her recliner, stretched out, and the curves of her curvy body were suddenly exposed.
"Next, I won't be able to pinch you even if I want to!"
"Huh?"
Kong Qing raised his head and looked at Princess Pingyang with some doubts, and then threw an identification technique at her.
"Sanniang, are you going to lead troops to Bingzhou to fight against the Turks?"
"Hahaha……"
Li Xiuning laughed heartily.
"Xiao Qingwei, you actually guessed it. Yes, Aye has already told me to lead troops to Bingzhou to intercept the Turkic troops."
"How many times have I told you, this is not a guess!"
Kong Qing looked at Sanniang with helplessness.
"The poor Taoist has a clever calculation. Just count with your fingers and you will know..."
"Okay, okay..."
Li Xiuning straightened up from the recliner, as if coaxing a child, and patted Kong Qing's head with her hand.
"Xiao Qingwei, when you grow up, you have become a Taoist master!"
"..."
The corner of Kong Qing's mouth twitched, and he lowered his head silently, his mind quickly turning over Li Xiuning's future.
He, Qingweizi Zhenren of the Quanzhen Sect of the Neidan Sect, everyone in Chang'an who knows his name doesn't know that he is a true Taoist master, omniscient, omniscient, slaying demons and demons, with boundless magical power...
…
Only this third lady has been treating him like a child... Hey! Is it so dangerous for the third lady to go to fight the Turks this time? It was actually full of dangers several times.
"But don't worry..."
Seeing Kong Qing's silent look, Li Xiuning thought he couldn't bear to leave her, so she patted his head comfortingly.
"I have already told Erlang to ask him to take more care of you when he is in Chang'an. If anything happens to you, for example, if a blind official offends you, you can go to him directly."
Kong Qing silently raised his head and glanced at Li Xiuning.
To be honest, this third lady is really one of the best people to me since I traveled through time.
"Actually, I originally wanted Brother Prince to take care of you, but the problem is that Brother Prince might have to go to Hebei to take credit, and Erlang seems unlikely to go out to fight again..."
Li Xiuning sat on the recliner, frowned, and said helplessly.
"There is no way. Erlang's achievements are too high now, so Aye no longer dares to let him lead the troops. This time Liu Heitai made a comeback. Erlang refused to ask Aye to fight several times, making it clear that he wanted the prince brother to go.
But the prince brother doesn’t want to go, and Aye would rather wait for Yuanji, or let me go into battle, but he is not willing to let Erlang go...
Alas! My father never thought about how sad his actions would make Erlang!"
So your Erlang became so cruel later that he killed both your prince brother and Yuan Ji!
Kong Qing complained silently in his heart, but didn't say a word on his face.
"Even when Li Daoxuan sent troops, Erlang originally recommended Qin Qiong as his deputy, but Aye would rather transfer Shi Wanbao from me to serve as Daoxuan's deputy instead of leaving the opportunity to Erlang's subordinates..."
Li Xiuning let out a long sigh.
"Although I know why Aye did this, the way Aye treats Erlang still makes people feel pitiful for him."
The corners of Kong Qing's mouth twitched.
The title of your Erlang can hardly be written on a piece of paper. Third Lady, why do you feel that Erlang is so pitiful? And that Li Daoxuan... Wait! Why is this name so familiar...
By the way, I seem to have seen this name in Shi Wanbao's profile.
Kong Qing frowned and began to recall the introduction he saw when he first met Shi Wanbao.
"When following Li Daoxuan, King of Huaiyang, to attack Liu Heitai, he allowed Li Daoxuan's light cavalry to rush forward, resulting in the defeat. King Li Daoxuan of Huaiyang died in battle. Later, Princess Li Xiuning of Pingyang tried her best to save her life."
By the way, that’s right, this is it!
The unlucky guy Li Daoxuan was tricked to death by Shi Wanbao, and the reason why Shi Wanbao wanted to trick him seemed to be because...
Kong Qing frowned and thought about it seriously.
"...So if this continues, I'm worried that the prince brother and Erlang will one day become incompatible...Xiao Qingwei!"
As Li Xiuning was talking, she discovered that Kong Qing was distracted. She narrowed her eyes and reached out to grab Kong Qing's face.
"How dare you be distracted while talking to me..."
"How can I call this a distraction?"
Kong Qing seemed to have just come to his senses, opening his big confused eyes.
"Just now, Sanniang, when you were talking, Pindao suddenly had an idea, so he made a divination in his sleeve, and found out a shocking secret. Because this secret was too important, he lost his mind for a moment. It was a loss of concentration, not a distraction."
"Yeah?"
Li Xiuning released her hand holding Kong Qing's face and looked at him with a half-smile.
"So Xiao Qingwei, you have discovered some shocking secret, can you tell me?"
"certainly!"
Kong Qing shook the whisk in his hand and lowered his voice.
"According to the hexagram calculated by Pindao just now, Sanniang, the Li Daoxuan you mentioned may be in trouble for his life if he goes to Hebei this time."
"Is there a risk of death?"
Li Xiuning looked at Kong Qing with a nonchalant expression.
"Then tell me in detail how he was in danger of killing himself."
Kong Qing pinched his fingers a few times and then said seriously.
"If Pindao's prediction is correct, his fatal disaster should be that he rushed in with his light cavalry and died on the battlefield."
"Hahaha……"
Li Xiuning seemed to be listening to a story, laughing so hard.
"How is this possible? Daoxuan's lieutenant is Shi Wanbao. He is a man who knows the military. How could he let Daoxuan lead the Qingqi to charge forward without any support?"
"because……"
Kong Qing came close to Li Xiuning's ear and whispered, his voice audible.
"Shi Wanbao was bribed by King Qi to kill Li Daoxuan, a clan member who is very close to King Qin."
"Hahaha……"
Feeling the breath of Kong Qing's words hitting her ears, Li Xiuning's ears turned a little crimson. She forced herself to smile calmly, and then used her hands to straighten her temples and push Kong Qing's head away.
"Xiao Qingwei, what you said is really outrageous. If you want to say that the prince brother bought Wanbao, forget it. Yuan Ji's status is not as good as mine. What can he use to bribe others?"
After hearing what Li Xiuning said, Kong Qing suddenly felt that what Sanniangzi said made sense, and he couldn't refute it.
yes!
Forget about Li Jiancheng, what does that guy Li Yuanji do to bribe the third lady Li Xiuning's men?
But no matter how reasonable Sanniangzi's words were, Kong Qing still believed in his identification skills even more. He stood up straight and shook his whisk, with an unfathomable expression on his face.
"Yes or no... Sanniang, you will find out if you ask around!"
"It's all nonsense..."
After finishing tidying up, Li Xiuning returned to her bold demeanor. She picked up a Ruyi on the table and tapped Kong Qing gently.
"You kid, don't interrupt in important military and national affairs. By the way, after I leave this time, you will honestly go to the Taishi Bureau to ask Master Qingxia for more advice, and leave the matter of conquering demons to others, do you understand?
"
Kong Qing sighed helplessly.
Even in Chang'an City, he has evolved from a semi-immortal to a god by fortune-telling, but Princess Pingyang still looks distrustful.
Forget it, it’s hard to persuade a damn ghost with good words. Maybe this is Li Daoxuan’s fate!
"Sanniang, this time you go on an expedition, I know how many disasters you will encounter..."
Kong Qing changed the subject, took out a Beretta 92 pistol from his sleeve, and handed it to Li Xiuning.
"So in order to help you, Sanniang, avoid disaster, Pindao decided to give you his magic weapon."
"Magical weapon? Give it to me..."
Li Xiuning took the pistol and looked at it over and over with a smile, the joy on his face almost overflowing.
"It's really rare, Xiao Qingwei, that you can still think of me and how this magic weapon is used..."
As he spoke, Li Xiuning narrowed one eye and looked into the barrel of the gun. His other hand was still flicking the pistol. Kong Qing was so frightened that he took a step forward and snatched the pistol from Sanniangzi's hand.
Come back.
"Sister, please be careful. This magic weapon is extremely sharp. If it goes off fire, someone will die."
As he spoke, in front of Li Xiuning, Kong Qing held the pistol in one hand and pointed it at a stone table outside the window. Then he pushed the safety and pulled the trigger. He heard a loud bang and a flash of flame on the muzzle.
.
"Come on, Third Lady, look at the stone table next to you!"
Li Xiuning looked in the direction of Kong Qing's finger and found that a corner of the stone table had been broken off. Stone chips were flying on the ground. She couldn't help but stick out her tender red tongue in surprise.
"Xiao Qingwei, this magical weapon of yours is really powerful. If it hits someone, even if they are wearing heavy armor, it will be useless!"
"This thing is called Palm Thunder!"
Kong Qing smoothly turned off the safety, handed the pistol to Li Xiuning's hand again, then covered it with his own hand, and taught Li Xiuning how to hold the pistol step by step.
"Come on, poor Taoist, Sanniang, teach you how to use this magic weapon. First of all, here is the safety... which is the switch that controls this magic weapon. You must turn off the switch when you carry this thing, otherwise if you accidentally vibrate or something like that, the magic weapon will be activated.
If so, I'll beat myself to death..."
"Oh oh oh..."
Li Xiuning felt that the temperature of Kong Qing's palm coming from her hand was as hot as a soldering iron. She moved her body unnaturally and said something casually.
"I see!"
"You must pay attention to this. If you do not intend to activate the magic weapon, you must turn off the safety. Remember! Remember!"
Kong Qing had a righteous look on his face, as if he had not done anything to take the opportunity to touch Sanniang's little hand.
"Besides, don't put your finger on the trigger until the time of shooting...that's right here, otherwise, if your hand shakes unintentionally, Sanniang, the magic weapon will be activated."
"Oh oh oh..."
Seeing the righteous expression on Kong Qing's face, Li Xiuning felt that her somewhat chaotic mind had calmed down.
"You hold it this way normally, but you can hold it this way again when you're excited, right?"
"Sister Sanniang is indeed smart!"
Kong Qing grabbed Li Xiuning's right hand with his right hand, and slowly pointed the muzzle of the gun at the stone table where he had fired. Then he grabbed Li Xiuning's left hand with his left hand, moved it to the safety of the pistol, and opened the safety with a click.
"Now put your fingers in..."
Kong Qing said slowly next to Li Xiuning, put Li Xiuning's finger on the trigger with his hand, and then let go of his hand.
"Pull the trigger to activate the magic weapon!"
boom!
After a gunshot, there was another bullet mark on the stone table outside the window!
Click!
Kong Qing grabbed Li Xiuning's hand and came up to turn off the safety again.
"After this palm thunder is activated, it can be activated again continuously, but if you want to put it away, you must turn off the safety, absolutely!"
"Oh oh oh..."
Li Xiuning nodded.
"Now……"
Kong Qing let go of Li Xiuning's hand and held it behind his back with a fairy-like expression.
"Sister-in-law, try it yourself!"
I don't know why, but after Kong Qing's hand left, Li Xiuning felt a little reluctant to let go.
She took a deep breath, suppressed her complicated thoughts, then raised her hand meticulously, followed what Kong Qing said, opened the safety, aimed, put her hand on the trigger, and fired.
boom!
Another bullet mark appeared on the stone table.
Click!
Li Xiuning closed the insurance again.
"It doesn't feel too difficult."
Bang bang bang bang...
Kong Qing applauded warmly from the side.
"Sanniang is really smart, she has mastered the use of this magical weapon so quickly, but next, I need to tell you how to change the bullets for this palm thunder..."
"..."
An hour later, when Ma Sixi, who had sent Kong Qing out of the mansion, returned to the side hall of the princess mansion, he happened to see Li Xiuning holding a pistol in his hand and gesticulating outside the window.
After hearing his footsteps, Li Xiuning said in a deep voice without looking back.
"Sixi, go and check for me. Are Shi Wanbao and Yuanji getting close in recent years?"