Chapter 227: Small tricks and other small talk and jokes, no one knows that I am a real fairy
Zhongnan Mountain, a land of thousands of miles of verdant greenery.
Kong Qing stood on the mountainside of Taiyi Peak with his eyes closed, holding an earth-yellow talisman in his hand. As he breathed and breathed gently, the talisman in his hand was still shining slightly. As the light shone.
Flickering, the Taiyi Peak under his feet seemed to be trembling slightly, echoing the talisman in his hand.
A little kitten was standing in front of him, tilting its head and looking at it cutely.
boom!
There was a loud noise, and a huge boulder halfway up Taiyi Peak that seemed ready to fall at any time suddenly shattered. The gravel flew and scattered down, stirring up a cloud of smoke and dust on the hillside.
"Another hidden danger has been solved..."
Kong Qing did not open his eyes, but continued to hold the khaki talisman with his hand, sensing it carefully.
"Now the main structure has been repaired and there are no problems at all, and all possible hidden dangers have been eliminated. Well! You're done."
Kong Qing opened his eyes, threw the talisman in his hand into the demon refining pot, then looked up and down at the mountain peak that was affected by the battle between him and Taiyi God, nodded with satisfaction, and showed off to the little cat.
said.
"Little guy, what do you think of Pindao's aesthetics? Is this mountain more beautiful now? As expected of me... Hahahaha!"
Amid his laughter, a certain little cat lazily raised its head and rolled its eyes at him.
"Little guy, what's that expression on your face? Look at this tall mountain and these stacked boulders. Who else but Pindao can trim this scarred mountain so perfectly...wait a minute!"
Kong Qing turned his head and looked at the woods beside the mountainside.
"...Who is where?"
"Brother Qingwei, it's someone."
Following the words, a man wearing a Taoist robe and carrying a large package came out of the woods, with a smile on his face, and saluted Kong Qing.
"Just now, someone happened to be passing by Taiyi Peak and suddenly heard a loud noise coming from here, so he came over to investigate. Unexpectedly, he happened to meet Taoist Brother Qingwei. What a blessing."
After Kong Qing looked at the other person up and down, he also raised his hand in return.
"Oh, it turns out to be Brother Wang, long time no see."
At this time, the person in front of Kong Qing was actually the alchemist Wang Chang he met after killing Taiyi God. He was also an expert who could get Taibai fine gold for free from Taibai God and then enlighten the gold.
"Brother Wang, shouldn't he be rescuing victims in Hebei? When did he return to Zhongnan Mountain..."
"well!"
Wang Chang sighed.
"Liu Heita's comeback this time has caused prices to rise in Hebei, and things like food are expensive but not marketable. The gold that I brought cannot help many people at all. After the money is spent, I have no choice but to return early...
"
The corners of Kong Qing's mouth twitched silently.
Your approach of touching gold and then buying it is just like more than a thousand years later, when the world was hit by a disaster, a certain country began to print money vigorously to provide disaster relief. It will definitely cause inflation!
Moreover, more than a thousand years later, it was still a peaceful era, but Hebei where you went is now a war zone.
"I would rather invite Brother Wei Dao..."
Wang Chang looked at Kong Qing curiously.
"Why are you here, and what was that loud noise just now?"
"Pindao went to Luoyang a few days ago for business..."
Kong Qing smiled and nodded at Wang Chang, with a gentle tone, but had no intention of explaining the meaning of the loud noise.
"Now that the matter is done, I will return from Luoyang and happen to pass by Zhongnan Mountain."
"Oh! That's such a coincidence..."
After hearing what Kong Qing said, Wang Chang immediately stepped forward and pulled Kong Qing's hand with enthusiasm.
"Last time, Taoist Brother Qingwei saved his life, but Wang could not repay him. This time, when he returned from Hebei, he brought some good wine and invited one or two friends to have a banquet with him. He also asked Taoist Brother to have some
Enjoy the glory!"
"this……"
The corner of Kong Qing's mouth twitched, and he took a step back without revealing any trace, avoiding Wang Chang's affectionate gesture.
"Pindao just happened to have a meeting last time. Brother Wang, don't keep it in mind. It's getting late, so Pindao should go back to Chang'an."
"no!"
Wang Chang looked serious and stepped forward again reluctantly, grabbing Kong Qing's sleeve.
"If Brother Taoist hadn't happened to meet me last time, then so-and-so would have been dead. I know Brother Qingwei that you don't care about repayment, but I still ask Brother Taoist to give me a chance to persuade you to have a few drinks."
Let’s express our feelings.”
"hehe……"
Kong Qing laughed dryly and quietly pulled his sleeve back from Wang Chang's hand.
"Okay, then I'd rather be respectful than obey my orders."
"Thank you, Brother Dao..."
Wang Chang stretched out his hand and pointed to the mountain road next to him.
"The so-called fateful coincidence, because there are many more caves in Taiyi Peak now, which are very spacious, so I arranged the meeting place here this time, otherwise I won't be able to meet Taoist brother, Taoist brother, please come here!"
Kong Qing also extended his hand and showed courtesy.
"please!"
Ten minutes later, Kong Qing carried the little milk cat on his shoulder and followed Wang Chang to a very spacious cave in the middle of Taiyi Peak. Because the cave was a little dark, he lit a lot of torches on the surrounding stone walls.
.
By the light of the torch, Kong Qing could see four or five people sitting in the cave. Most of them had some stains on their hair, and their clothes seemed to have not been changed for a long time...
"Everyone,"
Wang Chang walked in with a package on his back and said happily to these people.
"Today someone brought a close friend here..."
As he spoke, Wang Chang turned sideways and revealed the hole.
As soon as the shabby and ragged guys present saw Kong Qing's bright and spotless appearance, several of them snorted in dissatisfaction.
But Wang Chang, a big-hearted guy, didn't notice this at all, and introduced it enthusiastically.
"This is the man who rescued Pindao from the traitor Cheng Bi a few months ago. He is also the supervisor of the Taishi Bureau of the Tang Dynasty..."
"Brother Wang!"
Before Wang Chang could finish his words, he saw a man wearing a tattered Taoist robe digging his ears with his hands and interrupted him impatiently.
"We are gathering together to have a common understanding. Why do you talk about worldly fame and wealth to taint our ears?"
After hearing what this guy said, Kong Qing raised his eyebrows and threw an identification technique.
Name: Pei Chen
Identity: Alchemist
Age: twenty-nine years old
Past: I have been fond of Taoism since I was a child, and I have been friends with Wang Jingbo and Liang Fang. During the Sui Dynasty, I went to Zhongnan Mountain to study Taoism.
So he worked hard and his hands and feet were calloused. A few days ago, Liang Fang died.
Now: Because I feel the impermanence of life and death, I have become more and more disillusioned with the world of mortals. I claim to have woken up from a dream. The day before yesterday, I was invited by Wang Chang to talk about mysteries and Taoism, and by the way, I had some drinks that I had not had for a long time.
Future: In the eighth year of Wude, Taiyi God left a book of Taoism and several golden elixirs in the Taiyi Peak of Zhongnan Mountain. He practiced and built the foundation. After going down the mountain, he fulfilled his long-cherished wish. He teased his friend Wang Jingbo and photographed his wife and other officials.
The young lady came to play the kite for them. After wandering around the world for decades, she went to sea to seek the art of becoming a real person and was eaten by a dragon.
Major: None
Cultivation: Introduction to Qi Training
Seeing the experience of the alchemist named Pei Zhan in front of him, Kong Qing could not help but raise the corners of his mouth slightly, revealing a gentle smile.
"Brother Pei,"
Wang Chang said with some displeasure after hearing what Pei Zhan said.
"The Taishi Bureau is also my sect..."
"Eagle Dog..."
Pei Zhan waved his hand with disdain.
"A true Taoist scholar should be like a certain class. He forgets about the world, laughs proudly in the wind and moon, hides in the Taishi Bureau, and grovels under the king's authority. What kind of Taoist scholar is that?"
As he spoke, he turned to look at the people around him and asked.
"Do you think what So-and-so said makes sense?"
Kong Qing turned his head and glanced over with a pair of black and white eyes.
The man next to Pei Zhan laughed dryly, not having the nerve to agree with him, while the man sitting opposite him wearing a shabby robe nodded happily.
"That's right. We, Taoist people, naturally can't hang out in the mortal world, otherwise we won't be decent."
After hearing what this guy said, Kong Qing silently threw another appraisal technique over.
Um!
This kid's surname is Lu, and he is a guy who has never even started practicing qi. Then he is actually the one who discovered the things left by Taiyi God in Taiyi Mountain with Pei Zhan, and then successfully built the foundation together.
"hehe……"
Kong Qing also showed a gentle smile to this Lu Sheng.
The people around Lu Sheng seemed to be quite polite and didn't say much. As for the last person, he stood up without hesitation, turned around and walked towards the outside of the cave.
"It's disappointing, it's disappointing, it's better to go back, it's better to go back!"
After seeing the actions of his friends, Wang Chang immediately became anxious. He ran towards the person walking towards the door in three steps and then grabbed the other person's sleeve.
"Brother Xue, why is this happening?"
"Brother Wang, there is no need to keep him..."
The man known as Brother Xue waved his hand and said very freely.
"It's just that we have different ways and don't work together!"
"hehe!"
Before Wang Chang could speak, Kong Qing had already laughed in a low voice.
"You can leave if you want. I don't want to do it for my sake, Pindao?"
"snort!"
Brother Xue snorted and looked at Kong Qing with contempt.
"He just left, what can you do?"
"how?"
Kong Qing clenched his fist slightly.
"Vilya!"
call!
A gust of wind directly rolled up Brother Xue, and then threw him to his original position, causing him to let out a cry of pain.
Whoosh!
Gu Chen's sword unsheathed itself, and after a flash of white light, it poked the side of his head, and the sharp blade rested on his neck.
"How's it going? Do you know what Neng is doing now?"
Kong Qing took a step forward and looked down at Xue Zhao with disdain. Then he turned his head and his eyes fell on Pei Zhan who first spoke rudely, and then Lu Sheng who agreed with him.
Under Kong Qing's substantive gaze, these people no longer had the arrogance they had just now, and all of them had cowering expressions on their faces.
"You guys, you guys, who have no immortal bones and no aura, are useless people who would never be able to enter Taoism in this life if they don't have some adventure. How can you say that you are forgetting the world, laughing proudly at the wind and moon, and really seeing gods?
Can you recognize it?"
As he said that, Kong Qing bared his teeth and sneered.
"I'm going to kill you all,"
After hearing Kong Qing's words, Pei Zhan, Lu Sheng and others tried to show their unyielding expression with their eyes, but their trembling legs had already betrayed them.
Kong Qing glanced at these guys with disdain.
"...But your blood will only dirty the poor Taoist sword. However, death penalty can be avoided, but living crime cannot be avoided."
After saying this, Kong Qing shook his sleeves and chanted in a long voice.
"There have been three thousand kalpas in heaven, and five hundred years in the human world. Purple lightning flashed across the edge of the sword at my waist, and blue smoke rose from the elixir flame in the furnace.
I just rode a white deer across the blue sea, and then rode a green ox into the cave sky. I was chatting and joking about my tricks, but no one knew that I was a true immortal."
Just when the words "It's a true immortal" were spoken at the end of the poem, the Gu Chen sword on the ground suddenly rolled up and turned into a snow-colored sword light. It wrapped around Kong Qing's body and disappeared without a trace.
trace.
After Kong Qing completely disappeared, the alchemist Wang Changcai shook his head at these people with a look of regret.
"Alas! Brother Qingwei is the first Sword Immortal I have ever met. I originally wanted to introduce him to you all, but in the end..."
"No problem!"
Pei Zhan swallowed and said calmly.
"But even without him, wouldn't someone be able to become an immortal?"
"right!"
Lu Sheng also nodded.
"If I wholeheartedly follow the Tao, I will definitely move God."
The two people standing on the side who had not spoken just now looked at each other, and they could see regret in each other's eyes.
With a flash of sword light, Kong Qing landed on the top of Taiyi Mountain, where he killed Taiyi God.
"Those guys seem to have found the Taoist books and golden elixirs here..."
After Kong Qing looked around, he walked without hesitation into the pavilion where Taiyi God was distracted at that time. With a flash of sword light, a thick crack opened in a pillar on the side of the pavilion.
Kong Qing reached into the crack, groped around, and took out a golden box.
"Ouch!"
After seeing the box, the originally lazy little cat immediately became energetic. She jumped onto Kong Qing's arm, rubbed her little head on the box, and then turned to look at Kong Qing.
"Ouch! Ouch!"
"Do you want this box?"
Looking at the cute big eyes of the little milk cat, Kong Qing waved his hand generously.
"Okay, these things are all yours..."
The little cat happily rubbed its head against Kong Qing's hand, and pointed with its little paw at the demon refining pot on Kong Qing's waist.
"Ouch!"
"Okay, I'll put it in for you!"
Kong Qingxin waved his hand, and the golden box disappeared. At the same time, a dozen young people with deer-headed rat eyes also appeared in front of him. It was the hamster movers headed by Wu Si.
"Ouch?"
The little kitten raised its head, as if wondering why Kong Qing let them out.
"This is Zhongnan Taiyi Mountain. The mountain god died in a hurry and may have left a lot of things here..."
Kong Qing narrowed his eyes and said to these young men with deer-headed and rat-like eyes moving hamsters.
"You guys will do a good search for Pindao and find all the things left by the mountain god on this mountain for Pindao."
"yes!"
These young men with deer-headed and rat-like eyes agreed, quickly dispersed, and began to search in the divine domain of God Taiyi.
Not long after, a lot of things were piled up in front of Kong Qing...
"snort!"
Kong Qing flicked his sleeves and put all these things into the demon refining pot without distinguishing. He lowered his head and glanced at the mountainside of Taiyi Mountain and snorted coldly.
"Still want to become an immortal? You guys just go ahead and dream..."