Chapter 238: Saint, dare to compete with the slave family
Hearing that his good friend actually asked his cheap niece Pei Xinru to take off her hat, Pei Ji, who was sitting on the side, couldn't sit still. He coughed lightly and whispered to Li Yuan.
"The fourth lady is the daughter of the Pei family from Hedong, and is not a wallflower. The saint must be careful about what she says, otherwise if it spreads, it will be said that the saint is spying on the family members of the ministers, which will harm the saint's virtue!"
"oh!"
After hearing Pei Ji's words, His Majesty Li Yuan accidentally covered his face with his hands in embarrassment and whispered.
"Pei Qing is right, I made a mistake for a moment..."
As a result, before Li Yuan could finish what he said, Pei Xinru actually stood up, clasped his hands in his fists, and said heroically.
"Since the saint has his destiny, how dare Xin Ru disobey him!"
As she spoke, she turned sideways, holding the side of her curtain hat with one hand, and gently lifted her hat up. Then her slightly pointed chin, plump face, and a little red lips, hung
A bold nose, a pair of apricot-like eyes, and eyebrows that are still heroic even though they have been modified were exposed in front of Li Yuan little by little.
Then, Pei Ji saw that his good friend's eyes suddenly became straight, with an eager expression in his eyes.
"Ah……"
Pei Ji sighed silently.
After all the curtains and hats were taken off, Pei Xinru's eyes rolled, and a pair of black and white eyes rolled in her eye sockets. Then she waved her hand gently, and the curtain hat with white gauze was like a Frisbee.
It flew from her hand to the corner of the hall, and accurately landed on the top of a rack with hanging clothes.
"color!"
Li Yuan saw Pei Xinru throwing his hat and couldn't help shouting excitedly, then raised his hands and applauded.
"The fourth lady is good at shooting..."
"It's just that I often shoot for fun at home, so I'm quite familiar with it."
Pei Xinru saluted Li Yuan's elegant crotch.
"I dare not be praised like this by a saint."
"Fourth Lady, you are really good at ejaculation..."
After hearing Pei Xinru's words, His Majesty Li Yuan became even more happy. He leaned forward and asked tentatively.
"It's quite similar to my hobbies. I wonder how far the Fourth Lady can ejaculate?"
"A little girl has enjoyed doing this since she was a child. She has to ask herself whether her arm strength is as good as that of a man."
Pei Xinru raised her hand and gestured to Li Yuan with her biceps.
"Within twenty feet, you can do whatever you want!"
"good!"
Li Yuan vigorously slapped the cases in front of him and shouted excitedly.
"Today I am going to shoot with the Fourth Lady, Pei Qing, please get someone ready!"
After hearing what Li Yuan said, Pei Ji looked at Li Yuan with a strange expression and whispered.
"Sage, you came here today to understand the sentiments of the people. Later, you will ask these poor poor girls one by one about their situation in various places. Now you leave these poor poor poor girls alone and go and compete with my niece.
, is it inappropriate?"
“We’ll talk about understanding people’s sentiments later!”
His Majesty Li Yuan looked at Pei Xinru with a look of eagerness on his face.
"Now I want to show the Fourth Lady whether she is good at ejaculation or I am good at ejaculation..."
After failing to dissuade him from one direction, Pei Ji immediately changed the angle.
"Sage, if you want to compete in shooting, what will you do with these poor women who are waiting for you to summon them?"
"These?"
His Majesty Li Yuan turned his head and looked at the thin and fat beauties, with a look of hesitation in his eyes. But when his eyes fell on the heroic Pei Xinru next to him again, he suddenly made up his mind.
"Let them rest first..."
"saint……"
Pei Ji wanted to continue working hard, but was interrupted by His Majesty Li Yuan just as he spoke.
"Pei Qing, don't mess with me, hurry up and get ready!"
"yes!"
Helpless, Pei Ji could only agree, then waved the housekeeper at the door over and gave a few instructions in a low voice.
Soon, the poor women who were waiting for His Majesty Li Yuan to summon them filed out and temporarily moved from the corner of the hall to behind the screen to stay with the female musicians.
A few minutes later, the housekeeper came in with a few servants, two quivers, and two identical copper kettles.
These two copper kettles are one foot and two inches high, with a five-inch belly, a seven-inch neck, and a two-inch diameter. Two round ears of the same size as the spout are also made on both sides of the spout.
The inside of the pot contains about half a pot of adzuki beans.
After they entered the door, Pei Ji immediately stood up and took out four wooden arrows made of zhe wood from his quiver.
These wooden arrows were not equipped with tail feathers or arrowheads. Instead, a round ball was left at the head of the arrow as the arrowhead. The tail of the arrow was flattened and painted with white paint to look like a feather.
"saint!"
Pei Ji held the Zhe wood arrow, bowed slightly to His Majesty Li Yuan, and said seriously.
"Someone has a false whistle pot, please welcome me."
"Pei Qing..."
His Majesty Li Yuan also sat upright and answered seriously.
"The Master has a decree to drink and dine, and he attaches great importance to having fun and dares to say goodbye."
…
That's right, His Majesty Li Yuan talked about shooting with the Fourth Lady Pei Xinru for a long time. In fact, he was not referring to archery, let alone shooting other things, but throwing pots.
Hut throwing is a form of entertainment that has appeared in China a long time ago. It was originally derived from archery, so it can also be shortened to archery.
It is said that during the Spring and Autumn Period, when the Chinese people treated each other to dinner, they required the guests to shoot with bows and arrows to show etiquette and martial arts. However, with the development of the times, it is difficult to shoot with bows and arrows, or it is impossible to shoot accurately.
There are more and more people. What should these people do if they don’t want to lose face at the banquet?
As we all know, if you can't shoot accurately, you have to rely on your hands...
So Tou Hu appeared!
By the Sui and Tang Dynasties, pot throwing had become the favorite entertainment method of the powerful in their free time, surpassing sex. Countless dignitaries flocked to it. For example, His Majesty Li Yuan and his married wife, Queen Taimu, Dou Shi, were very fond of it.
I like this sport. I shoot twice with my hands every day when I have nothing to do. It relieves stress.
After many concessions from the host Pei Ji and his guest His Majesty Li Yuan, His Majesty Li Yuan finally took the mulberry arrow from Pei Ji's hand.
"You can't live without your firm words, how dare you disrespect me?"
"saint……"
After finishing the etiquette process before throwing the pot, Pei Ji asked again.
"Where to put the pot?"
"this……"
Li Yuan held the zhe wood arrow in his hand and looked at Pei Xinru on the side.
"Fourth Lady, how far do you think is appropriate?"
"saint……"
Pei Xinru still answered confidently.
"The slave family just said that within twenty feet, you can do whatever you want!"
"good!"
Li Yuan took pictures of several cases and said excitedly.
"Then let's put it ten feet away first..."
After hearing Li Yuan's words, Pei Ji shook his head at the servants next to him. The servants immediately pulled the rope, measured the position ten feet in front of His Majesty Li Yuan's desk, and then put the copper pot down. Several servants next to him also
Likewise, a copper kettle was placed for Pei Xinru.
Then, the two servants held the quivers, placed them on the tables of His Majesty Li Yuan and Pei Xinru, and stepped away with their hands down.
Bang bang bang...
Pei Ji raised his hands and patted them gently a few times. The music "Raccoon Head" immediately sounded from behind the screen. Along with the music, a soft female voice began to sing.
"The great-grandson of the Hou family has the four positive qualities. A great man and a gentleman should serve as a common man. No matter how big or small, he should serve in the king's office. Use Yan to shoot, and then Yan will be praised."
Just as the music started playing, His Majesty Li Yuan and Pei Xinru raised a mulberry arrow at the same time, and when the female voice sang the third word, which was the word "waiting" in the great-grandson Hou family, they turned around in time.
, with a chic gesture, threw out the mulberry arrow in his hand.
Bang!
There was a clear sound from the copper pot in front of His Majesty Li Yuan, and the zhe wood arrow accurately hit the spout, and then fell into the pot.
"color!"
After His Majesty Li Yuan's arrow fell into the copper pot, Pei Ji immediately started cheering and applauding.
"There is a beginning!"
Bang!
Just as Pei Ji was cheering, a crisp sound came from the copper pot in front of Pei Xinru, and a mulberry arrow fell into the pot.
His Majesty Li Yuan looked at the copper kettle in front of Pei Xinru, then held a mulberry arrow with two fingers, stretched his body, turned around as if dancing, and also sang the third word of the second sentence of the raccoon song
While writing, he threw out the wooden arrow in his hand.
Bang!
After a crisp sound, the mulberry arrow fell into the pot again.
"Cai! Hit consecutively!"
"Pei Qing, stop talking..."
Li Yuan glanced at the copper pot in front of Pei Xinru again, then picked up an arrow, danced slowly to the rhythm of the music, and said casually.
"I haven't defeated the Fourth Lady yet. You cheer like this, as if I have won... hit!"
When he came to the third word of the third sentence, Li Yuan's hand shook, and the mulberry arrow accurately penetrated into the copper pot again.
"Cai! San..."
Halfway through his words this time, Pei Ji saw His Majesty Li Yuan's warning eyes, and he silently covered his mouth with his hands.
The next fourth arrow, fifth arrow, sixth arrow, seventh arrow... Whether it was His Majesty Li Yuan or Pei Xinru, they all accurately threw the arrows into the copper pot, and there were two arrows in the middle that landed on the left and right.
In the two pot ears.
Whoosh!
His Majesty Li Yuan danced to the music, stuck to the rhythm of the last sentence, and threw the eucalyptus arrow in his hand into the pot.
Bang!
Pei Xinru was still a bit slower than His Majesty Li Yuan, but she followed suit and threw him in.
"color!"
Pei Ji clapped and cheered loudly.
"The Sage hit all eight arrows, which is the 'full pot', and the time was slightly faster than the Fourth Lady, so the Sage should have won this shooting competition."
"Hahaha……"
Li Yuan laughed happily, then turned to look at Pei Xinru.
"Fourth Lady, do you also think I won?"
"Although Xinru is also a complete pot, the saint is indeed one step ahead of Xinru."
Pei Xinru raised her hand to Li Yuan like a man.
"The saint indeed won this battle..."
I don't know why, but looking at Pei Xinru's gesture of saluting and speaking, Li Yuan's eyes fluctuated for a while, as if he remembered something, and the smile he looked at Pei Xinru became softer.
"Fourth Lady, you are too modest..."
Li Yuan sat down behind the desk and looked at Pei Xinru with a pleased expression.
"Every time you shoot, you shoot after me. You shoot wherever I shoot. I do whatever I want, but you don't. When you see that I have changed the target, you can immediately change it and you can still hit it. It seems that
You are indeed as good as you said, very good at shooting!"
"certainly!"
Pei Xinru raised her hand confidently.
"When it comes to shooting, I'm confident that I'm not weaker than others..."
"Hahaha……"
Li Yuan laughed again, and his eyes towards Pei Xinru became more intense. He raised the wine glasses on the table and said loudly.
"Well, I can't shoot you, so I'll give you a drink and win!"
"The saint gave me wine, and I was so happy that I didn't dare to say goodbye."
Pei Xinru also raised her wine glass and answered boldly.
"Drink victory!"
Next, His Majesty Li Yuan, who had become a close friend, actually drank with Pei Xinru for a long time, and the conversation was very speculative, and the laughter continued, which made Pei Ji feel a little jealous.
Seeing the two people's congenial looks, Pei Ji sighed silently.
As Pei Xinru's uncle, for the sake of the reputation of the Pei family in Hedong, he cannot tell his good friends that this woman is not related to the monk. However, as a good friend of His Majesty Li Yuan, he feels that he cannot just watch it.