Chapter 286 Does the exiled immortal still eat people?
"The Immortal really has a wonderful plan. I did meet a strange person... God."
Although he was reminiscing, there was still a look of horror on the woodcutter's face when he thought of the scene at that time.
"He was more than a foot tall, with a triangular nose, two sparkling eyes, and was wrapped in leopard skin. He was standing on the hill next to the valley, and he let out a terrible cry, and with the cry
, countless animals came from all around Huoshan... tigers, leopards, foxes, elk, everything..."
Thinking of the situation at that time, the woodcutter's body was still trembling slightly.
"The strange thing is that these beasts did not attack each other after meeting. Instead, they lined up and came to the valley under the hill. They were densely packed... Then, the god shouted loudly to these beasts..."
The Taoist priest in white looked at the panel next to the woodcutter, moved his lips slightly, and spoke along with the woodcutter.
"Yu, the messenger of Xuan Ming!"
The Xuanming Messenger, who was more than ten feet tall, stood high on the hill and said loudly to the beasts in front of him that were scattered all over the mountains and valleys.
"I have come here to inform you on the order of the Northern Emperor. Tomorrow, Ambassador Xiao from Huozhou will come to Huoshan to hunt. Some of you will be shot to death, some will be stabbed to death with spears, and some will be caught with nets.
They were killed after being captured, and some were killed by hounds or falcons. In total, more than 80% of them were considered dead..."
After hearing the words of the mysterious messenger, the beasts below were instantly stunned.
Damn it, I was eating food and singing songs in the mountains, but in the blink of an eye I was going to die 80% of the time... Who could bear this!
So these beasts immediately knelt down and began to beg. Among these begging animals, Kong Qing also saw two very familiar figures...
A tiger and an old elk.
Kong Qing looked strangely at the tiger in front of him who was being beaten by the kitten and the trembling elk lying on the ground next to him. Then he cast his eyes on the panel beside the woodcutter.
While listening to the woodcutter’s explanation, I watched the video of the scene.
"The envoy of God is above..."
The tiger and the elk knelt on the ground and kowtowed to the mysterious messenger.
"Although I am destined to die tomorrow, since God sent you to tell us about this matter, it means that you still have pity for me, and please ask God to open the net."
"well……"
The Xuanming Messenger sighed.
"I have a close relationship with your Huoshan God, so I am willing to help you. But the problem is that I don't want to kill you now. I just informed you of your fate according to the order of His Majesty the Northern Emperor..."
"His Majesty the Northern Emperor?"
Kong Qing's eyebrows wrinkled slightly.
"Isn't it said that the strongest among the gods are the Five Mountain Gods? Where did this Beidi come from..."
Although the Xuanming Messenger said that he had no choice, the beasts were still kneeling and kowtowing desperately, and the tiger and the elk even knelt and kowtowed all the way to the Xuanming Messenger, crying and kowtowing like kittens.
Rubbing it on the body of Xuan Ming Messenger.
Kong Qing looked down at the tiger who was also kneeling on the ground, kowtowing desperately to the little cat.
It’s hard to tell from its majestic appearance, but this tiger is actually a rare hero who knows the current affairs!
Perhaps because the Xuan Ming Messenger was a cat slave, he actually softened up in the end.
"You guys..."
The Xuanming Messenger sighed helplessly.
"Well, I can only give you one idea. Do you know where Huoshan Donggu is?"
"Dongu?"
The tiger and the elk looked at each other with a look of fear on their faces.
"I know, but there is a ferocious man-eating tiger in the East Valley, and I don't dare to get close to it."
"rest assured!"
The messenger of Xuan Ming patted his chest generously.
"The so-called man-eating tiger is a banished immortal named Yan, Xing Si. I had some friendship with him before. If you come with me, he will definitely not eat you."
"that's all……"
The woodcutter said in a frightened tone.
"Those beasts lined up and followed the Xuanming messenger from a valley on the south side of Huoshan Mountain to the East Valley on the east side of Huoshan Mountain. A certain person was probably frightened into a cold sweat at that time, and he actually felt that his illness was mild.
There were a lot of them, and out of curiosity, I quietly followed these beasts to the outside of the East Valley."
Having said this, the woodcutter swallowed again and whispered.
"There were several huts in the East Valley. Although the doors were closed at the time, the windows were raised. Someone looked in through the window and saw a huge tiger skin hanging on a shelf in the hut, and a man wearing a
Taoist robe, it looks like a person dressed as a Taoist priest is sleeping soundly on the bed in the hut..."
When he mentioned Taoist priests, the woodcutter looked at Kong Qing with some fear.
The corners of Kong Qing's mouth twitched silently...
Banished immortals to be like tigers and cannibals in the human world...what the hell is going on?
By the way, there's also Song Xuanbai who just let go of the monsters after catalyzing them...
The reputation of my sect has been ruined by these bastards.
Then, the woodcutter continued.
"The Xuanming envoy came to the door and knocked on the door. Then the Taoist priest was awakened. After opening the door and seeing the Xuanming envoy, he was very happy..."
"Ha ha ha ha……"
The Taoist priest opened the door of the hut and laughed out loud when he saw the Xuanming messenger.
"Oh, it turns out to be Brother Xuanming. We have been away for a long time, and I miss you every time. Could it be that my brother is here today because of the hunting death quota for the creatures of Huoshan this year?"
After hearing the Taoist priest's words, the Xuanming Messenger immediately raised his hands and said sincerely.
"As Gao Ming asked, they were unwilling to die, so they begged to someone. Someone couldn't bear it, so he took them to seek help from the fourth brother, hoping that the fourth brother could help them think of a good solution."
While the Xuan Ming Messenger was speaking, Junjie Tiger used his cuteness technique again, kneeling forward and rubbing around the Taoist priest.
"All right!"
The Taoist priest touched the tiger's skin with emotion on his face and agreed.
"Although hunting in Huoshan in winter is a custom of the local government, Ambassador Xiao is a very considerate person for his subordinates, so if there is a heavy snow tomorrow, he will definitely not bring people to hunt.
Won’t you be able to escape the death catastrophe you’ve been waiting for?”
"snow!"
The Xuanming Messenger nodded.
"This is indeed a good idea, but a certain divine power does not match it and snow cannot fall. I still have to trouble my fourth brother about this matter."
"Not even X!"
The Taoist priest waved his hands repeatedly, looking helpless.
"A certain person's banishment period has not yet expired. Now he doesn't even have the magic power of Daoist masters. Even to fill his belly, he can only rely on wearing a tiger skin and transforming into a tiger to eat some blood food. It's even less likely to snow."
After hearing the Taoist priest's words, the beasts behind Xuanming Messenger asked.
"What should we do?"
"Don't worry, since I said it, there will be a solution."
The Taoist priest said with confidence.
"Yesterday I received a letter from the Snow God Teng Liu. I learned that his wife had just died. Now is the time when I am hungry and thirsty..."
"Snow God Teng Liu is so hungry and thirsty?"
The messenger of Xuan Ming blinked, and as his eyes opened and closed, golden light shone in all directions.
"Even if the Snow God Tengliu dies, doesn't he still have the fifth wife of the Quan family that he snatched away?"
"Oh, you're talking about this?"
The Taoist priest said lightly.
"The fifth lady of the Quan family was too jealous, so she was sent home by Teng Liu. Now Teng Liu is short of people to feed him. As long as you can send him a beautiful woman, how difficult is it to make him fall into the snow?"
After hearing the Taoist priest's words, the Xuanming Messenger nodded.
"But it's no use just having snow, you also have to have wind..."
The Taoist priest continued.
"Feng Shen Xunji is an alcoholic and loves to drink as much as he likes. If you can send him some good wine, this matter will be settled!"
After hearing what the Taoist priest said, the beasts outside the hut looked at each other and started chattering.
A few minutes later, the two foxes were lifted out by the beasts.
"Beauties are easy to talk to..."
A brown-red fox stood up and said with gestures.
"The third sister of Wei Cui Zhizhi of Hedong County is Meishu, who is famous far and wide for her beauty and beauty. Moreover, there are no practitioners or house gods in his fortress. As long as someone goes there, he will be able to catch her."
"Well!"
Kong Qing touched his chin with his hand, looking depressed.
Logically speaking, it should be a happy event that he found clues about Cui Zhizhi's sister, but the problem is that the fox is not a consumer, but a second-rate dealer.
This is a headache!
Then, Kong Qing saw another fox standing out on the panel beside the woodcutter.
"The householder in Lusi, Jiangzhou, is good at making wine and is also famous far and wide. There must be fine wine in his home, and he also picks it up from his pocket."
"good!"
The Taoist priest nodded and said to the two foxes.
"Then you go, remember, go back quickly, you must seize the time."
"yes!"
The two foxes agreed, then rolled away amidst the cheers of the beasts and turned into the wind.
Then, the Taoist priest left the beasts outside the door of the hut, invited the messenger of Xuan Ming to sit down in the hut alone, served hot water, and began to talk about the past.
The woodcutter didn't remember very clearly what they were talking about, but relying on his identification skills, Kong Qing still clearly understood the content of their conversation at that time.
Most of the time, the two people were talking about trivial things, such as when the Taoist priest went to the human world with Teng Liu to "fold flowers" before he was demoted, and accompanied Xun Er to eat the King's meal at someone else's house.
There are things like Peng Hu going overseas to flirt with fairies...
The low style simply refreshed the lower limit of Kong Qing's understanding of the word "god".
Of course, there were not all things that Kong Qing was interested in, such as the place names mentioned by the Taoist priests, such as Yujing, Zakikawa, and Huacheng. From their words, Kong Qing inferred that these should be the so-called immortals.
residence.
"Um!"
Kong Qing nodded silently, remembering all these names in his heart.
"After returning to Chang'an, go ask Master Qingxia what the situation is like in these places!"
"It's really sad to think about how carefree a certain person was in the immortal capital back then, only to be relegated to the body of a beast all at once..."
Mentioning this matter, the Taoist priest couldn't help but sigh.
"I was a fairy in the past and now I am a tiger, wandering in the shadows in the wind and rain. I have even left my body covered with stains and quilts. I have endured all kinds of suffering in the empty mountain for thousands of years."
The corners of Kong Qing's mouth twitched silently again.
He hasn't seen Yan Si's ability to banish him to immortals, but this poem is really bad.
"But fortunately, the time for a certain person to be demoted is coming soon..."
By the end of the conversation, the banished immortal was in a much better mood.
"There are still eleven days until I can return to the Zi Mansion, but before I leave, I feel a little melancholy. Anyway, I just wrote a poem in the hut to let those who come after me know that there was an immortal who was banished here.
Live here."
As he said this, the Taoist priest took the pen and ink from the side and wrote on the wall of the hut.
‘Under Xuan for eight hundred billion Jiazi, Mr. Dan Fei was strict with his quality. He was banished to Zhongtian and was banished. He ate blood for sixty Jiuzi. The ape who drank from the toilet descended to the turbid world, and Jingyun was promoted to Taiyi in the Yuan Dynasty.’
Not long after this poem was written, the brown-red fox had already returned with a beautiful girl who was about to have haircuts. Maybe it was because she brought it directly from the bed. The woman didn't even put any makeup on her face, but she still
You can see the charming attitude.
"Angel, the beauty has been brought back!"
"Well, well done!"
The Taoist priest pinched the beautiful woman's face very wantonly.
"With such beauty, Teng Liu will definitely be satisfied..."
As he spoke, he took out a sack from the side, stuffed the woman into it, tied the mouth, drew a talisman with cinnabar and pasted it on the sack, then sprayed it with a mouthful of water.
"disease!"
After a slight scolding, the sack flew directly through the air and disappeared.
The corners of Kong Qing's mouth twitched silently...
Although after seeing the heavy snow all over the mountain, he had already guessed that Cui Zhizhi's sister must have been sent to the Snow God Teng Liu, but seeing this scene was still a bit uncomfortable.
Question: What should I do if I watch the mission target fly away?
Soon after, another fox also came back carrying two wine jars. After the Taoist priest inspected the goods as usual, he packed the wine jars in bags, affixed them with cinnabar talismans, sprayed them with water, and sent the sacks away as well.
"When I saw this place, I was scared to death. So I quickly found a way to go down the mountain. As I was leaving, I was accidentally discovered by a rabbit, and then I was blocked by these animals in Huoshan Mountain. Although I was leaning against them
The beggars were hidden under heavy snowfall for more than a day, but they were finally found."
The woodcutter sat on the bed and lowered his head.
"If I hadn't met the Immortal Leader, I might have..." (To be continued)