Chapter 365: You want to be a humming general, okay!
When Monk Zhiwei woke up again, he felt as if he was wrapped in dense spider silk. His whole body was upright, and he couldn't even move his head left or right.
He rolled his eyes and looked around, and then he realized that he had come to a place that could be called a paradise. In front of him were green mountains and green waters, shrouded in clouds and mist. Between the clouds and mist, there was a snow-white, civet cat-like creature with a long
The little snow-white beast with a big fluffy tail is jumping up and down, like a fairyland.
Monk Zhiwei blinked and did not react for a long time.
"Where is this? And this is... 朏朏?"
"Master Zhiwei, you're awake!"
At this moment, Monk Zhiwei suddenly heard a very familiar voice coming from his side.
He squinted and looked hard, only to find that there was a strange bed beside him with a curved bottom, and that annoying Taoist priest Qingwei in white was half-lying on it with a comfortable look on his face, his body still
It's swinging back and forth, and the fingers are sliding up and down flexibly.
At this time, Qingwei's voice came to my ears again.
"Master Zhiwei, your first half of life was really...at a young age, you were familiar with hundreds of schools of thought, and you knew everything about music, chess, calligraphy, and painting. You were called 'Heaven is versatile and rich in rhetoric.' When you were eighteen years old, you were familiar with everything.
He became famous throughout the county. Then he met a Sanskrit monk on the way home, and he had an epiphany in just a few words, and abandoned his home and went out... Tsk, tsk, tsk! This damn guy is simply the template for a Buddhist protagonist!"
Although Monk Zhiwei didn't understand what the other party meant by the protagonist template, he could hear the joking in the other party's tone.
"Furthermore, great monk, as soon as you entered the Tiantai, you directly received the favor of the initiation monk and was accepted as a direct disciple. In the next one year, you practiced to the extent that you would not fall into the three evil paths, and attained the Sotapanna fruition. In the next two years, you
Si Tuohan, entered Anagami in four years, obtained the 'Lotus Samadhi' in his early thirties, and became an Arahant. This speed of practice... tsk tsk tsk... By the way, great monk, are you really not cheating?"
Monk Zhiwei did not answer Kong Qing's words because all his attention was attracted by the pond behind him.
Although on the surface, this pond looks unremarkable except for its crystal clear bottom, in the eyes of Monk Zhiwei, it is always emitting a large amount of spiritual energy and is full of fragrance. Compared with this pond, the Fahua Sect is
The spiritual veins inside the Tiantai secret realm created by the combined efforts of four generations are simply not worth mentioning.
At this time, Monk Zhiwei seemed to realize belatedly that the reason why he could not move his body was because the dense spiritual energy around him imprisoned him.
"This is impossible!"
Monk Zhiwei murmured.
"How can there be such a blessed land in this world with so much spiritual energy..."
"hehe!"
After hearing his words, the handsome Taoist priest in white turned his hands in the air and chuckled.
"This is a magical artifact given to a poor Taoist by our Taoist master. Naturally, you nonsense sects can't compare with it... Damn it! It turns out that even Wang Bo's nickname of 'Chishiro' was given to him by you, and then you promoted it for him.
of……"
As he spoke, Monk Zhiwei saw the Taoist priest in white shaking his head repeatedly with a strange expression.
"You monks are still good at playing, but in what way did Tai Sui feel sorry for you monks? To allow you to do such a thing as eating Tai Sui's food, but smashing others' Tai Sui's pot... etc.
!”
Before he finished speaking, Monk Zhiwei saw that the Taoist priest in white had raised his head and stared at him with a depressed expression.
"I'm talking about the great monk Zhiwei. You are also a direct disciple of the initiation and the next leader of the Fahua Sect. How can you tell which monks of the Fahua Sect proposed supporting Meng Rang's rebellion, which ones agreed to the plan, and which ones were responsible for its execution?
You don’t know something as important as this. Don’t you feel ashamed?”
Monk Zhiwei blinked in astonishment.
Is it shameful not to know these things?
Just kidding! When Meng Rang rebelled, he had just entered the Fahua Sect for two years. He was working hard and practicing hard every day. Who had time to care about other things!
"After struggling for a long time, you don't know anything except that the person who went to Shandong at that time and was responsible for contacting Meng Rang and the others was Monk Zhixuan..."
With that said, Kong Qing stood up from the recliner, walked up to Monk Zhiwei, and banged Monk Zhiwei's head with the white jade whisk in his hand like a drum.
"You said you only knew this little thing. Why did you run away when Pindao asked you...ah! Why did you say you ran away? Pindao thought you were a big fish!"
Although Monk Zhiwei wanted to escape, he was helplessly bound by the spiritual energy and could not move at all. He could only watch Kong Qing waving the fly whisk and knocking on his head randomly, and finally knocked on his head.
He stopped after his head was full of knots and told him jokingly.
"Don't think that Pindao is bullying you. The so-called Buddha has thirty-two attributes, eighty of which are good. The thirty-second appearance is the top of the head with flesh in a bun. Pindao is helping you get the treatment that only the Buddha can have in advance.
,You’re welcome!”
Then, Monk Zhiwei saw the other party waving, and a golden list flew over and landed in his hand.
"What is the most valuable thing in the 21st century is talent! Since your talent has fallen into the hands of Pindao, it is not up to you... Now let Pindao see which god position is more suitable for you..."
As he spoke, the white-robed Taoist's finger lightly crossed the list.
"Well! The Master of Advancing Goodness should be a good fit, but the problem is that this position has been given by Pindao to Shi Sengyan of the Lotus Sect. The only ones who still have relations with Buddhism are the four heavenly kings..."
As he spoke, Monk Zhiwei saw the other person turn his head, looked at him with contempt, and shook his head.
"No matter how you look, your appearance has nothing to do with the King of Heaven, Second General Heng Ha... This doesn't seem right either! But the problem is that the remaining gods are all the gods of our Taoist sect... Great Monk Zhiwei, how about you change your faith?
How about my Taoism? Pindao will give you an immortality?"
Monk Zhiwei closed his eyes silently and remained silent.
"Forget it, let's pick the general among the dwarves!"
Kong Qing didn't mind Monk Zhiwei's actions. After hesitating for a while, he finally made up his mind.
"It's up to you to choose, Monk Zhiwei, do you want to be the Four Heavenly Kings or the Second General of Hengha?"
Monk Zhiwei still closed his eyes and snorted coldly.
"snort!"
"So you chose General Humph. In that case, Shi Zhiwei and Jiang Mou knelt down to accept the seal..."
Kong Qing shook his hand, and the golden list rose gradually. Then Monk Zhiwei felt that his knees were forcibly pushed away by the spiritual energy around him, and he knelt on the ground. His head was also pressed down, and he made a pose.
Standard kneeling position.
"The poor Taoist, following the decree of the Master of the Supreme Religion, canonized the eight righteous gods, assigned them to take charge of each department, monitor the good and evil in the world, and report the merits and deeds of the three realms. Shi Zhiwei does not know the number of heaven, and helps Fu Gong Er to cause trouble in the world and cause chaos in the world.
The war resulted in the loss of life, and there is no greater crime. However, I thought it was because of the Fahua sect's deception, so let's forget it. Your new position is praising you. I specially ennoble you as the god of humming generals to protect the Taoist family. You will practice your duties conscientiously and inherit your imperial orders forever!
"
As soon as Kong Qing finished speaking, a golden light shot out from the list of gods and landed on the forehead of Monk Zhiwei.
…
Whoosh!
A ray of sword light came from the sky, fell on Taihu Lake like a shooting star, passed through the lake with a pop, and sank into the water.
"We, the people, are so happy today..."
Kong Qing shook his whisk, hummed a tune, and walked into the Lingxu Palace in the secret realm of Taihu Lake with a smile.
As soon as he entered the door, he saw Huashan Sanlang sitting in his seat with a depressed look. Fan Li opposite him, although his face was a little pale, had a calm expression.
"Hey! Sanlang-kun, what's going on..."
Looking at Saburo Huashan with a depressed expression, Kong Qing asked with a smile.
"Did you lose in a fair competition with Dr. Fan?"
After hearing Kong Qing's words, Huashan Sanlang, who had an ugly face to begin with, suddenly turned even darker, while Li Jing, who was standing aside, replied with some embarrassment.
"It's true. Dr. Fan's conditions are indeed something I can't refuse..."
"oh!"
Kong Qing nodded.
"So now I can call Doctor Fan the Lord of Songjiang?"
"Master Qingwei has received the award..."
Fan Li stroked his beard with his hand, with a proud look in his eyes.
"I still have to rebuild the temple and repair the divine realm before I can merge with Songjiang God's throne. Besides, even if I become Songjiang God, do I dare to show off in front of you, the real person?"
"hehe……"
Kong Qing chuckled noncommittally, and then said to Saburo Huashan on the side.
"Since Matsue God's position is no longer at stake, aren't there two other goddesses who have escaped? Saburo-kun, why don't you take action quickly?"
As soon as Kong Qing said these words, Huashan Sanlang's face turned darker instantly.
"Pfft..."
Hongfu, who was standing next to Miyuan Li Jing, finally couldn't help it anymore, covered his mouth with his sleeves and started laughing.
"that……"
Li Jing looked at Huashan Sanlang and said with some embarrassment.
"Actually, Mr. Sanlang went there, but after going to Xiaogushan in the Yangtze River, he was blocked by Mr. Poyang Dragon."
"Poyang Dragon Lord..."
Kong Qing blinked silently, with doubts in his eyes.
"What does this have to do with him?"
"It is said that the Great God and the Little God directly led a group of water monsters from Taihu Lake to defect to Poyang Dragon Lord, and were taken in by the other party."
At this time, Hong Fu intervened. While speaking, he still pursed his lips, seeming to be holding back a smile.
"Sanlangjun asked Poyang Longjun to make a friend, but when Poyang Longjun heard about Sanlangjun's identity, he directly replied that a mere junior from Huashan was not qualified to talk to him, and even threw the word "Go"!"
"oh!"
Kong Qing nodded clearly.
No wonder Sanlang Huashan is like this. This is because his self-esteem was hurt by Poyang Longjun...
"Qingwei, you don't know, that Poyang Longjun is really too arrogant!"
After Li Jing finished talking about the matter, Huashan Sanlang finally spoke angrily.
"He simply didn't take a certain person... to take our Taishi Bureau seriously at all. I think he just planned to follow Taihu Longjun to support Fu Gong'er against the Tang Dynasty..."
The corners of Kong Qing's mouth twitched.
Sanlang Huashan didn't know anything else, but he became very skilled in hating you! But when did you become a member of our Taishi Bureau, Mr. Sanlang? Why didn't Pindao know?
At this time, I suddenly heard a loud noise coming from outside, and then I saw Peng Le walking in from outside Lingxu Hall with an expressionless face.
"Reporting to Mr. Sanlang, the envoy from Poyang Lake is here and wants to see Master Qingwei!"