Chapter Five Hundred and Twenty Eight: Finally, Pindao can use AOE to wash the ground and score points
The gongs and drums are noisy, the pipes are beating!
A lively wedding team was walking on the road in the mountains.
At the front of the team is the groom. He looks to be forty or fifty years old. He is wearing a brocade robe. It may be that he is an old man and a young wife. He is sitting on the horse with beams and looks very happy. There are also some young people beside him.
Most of the groomsmen are handsome young men.
Not far behind them was the wedding car carrying the bride. I don’t know if it was because the mountain road was a little rough, which made the bride a little dizzy, or because the smell in the car was bad, so the bride opened the car.
He used a fan to cover his face, put his head close to the window and breathed.
Next to the wedding car was walking a matchmaker with a graceful waist. As she walked, she chattered to the bride in the car.
"Madam, although the master of the She family is older than you, as the saying goes, an old husband loves a young wife. After you come over, he will definitely pamper you as his darling. And there is no old lady in his family. You just walk in.
Damn it, even the children before him have to call you mother...
And the most important thing is that the She family is well off! Madam, after you come here, you will wear gold, silver, silk and satin. This is a blessing that a small family can't even imagine. In other words, I didn't give birth to a good daughter, otherwise what can I say?
We also want her to marry into the She family."
Amid the matchmaker's words that sounded like brainwashing, the wedding team turned left and right along the mountain road and arrived in front of a village draped in red.
Just when the wedding team was about to reach the front of the village, they suddenly heard a sound of poetry reciting from the side of the road.
"When I'm drunk, I sing a poem, and when I'm drunk at night, I can't remember the year. The horse often comes to visit the nine places, and the cow rides for three days..."
Following the words, a handsome Taoist priest wearing a snow-white Taoist robe and carrying a little milk cat on his shoulder stepped out. Behind him was a chubby little boy who looked to be only five or six years old.
The boy also carried a huge bronze scabbard on his back.
The Taoist priest in white stepped forward calmly, stood between the convoy welcoming the bride and the village entrance, and bowed slightly to them.
"Everyone, it's time to be polite!"
"This Taoist Priest..."
After seeing the white-robed Taoist suddenly appear and block the road, the forty or fifty-year-old groom suddenly looked unhappy. He rushed forward and looked at the white-robed Taoist condescendingly.
"Are you trying to stop someone's wedding procession to ask for money for the car accident? Although someone is usually a vegetarian, but today is a good day for someone, so I made an exception. Here..."
After hearing his words, a young and handsome groomsman was immediately snatched from the side. He was holding a basket with copper coins in his hand and walked towards the Taoist priest in white with a smile.
"Taoist priest, today is a great day for my She family. I would like to ask you, Taoist priest, to do me a favor. Come on, please grab the money for the car accident!"
"Money is something external to one's body. How can a poor monk be so philistine?"
The Taoist priest in white smiled and stretched out an index finger and waved it towards the other party.
"Pindao is not here for money."
"Not for money..."
The groom looked down at Kong Qing with an impatient look in his eyes.
"Then what are you doing, Taoist priest?"
"Of course it's for people!"
The Taoist priest in white raised his hand and pointed towards the wedding carriage carrying the bride.
"Pindao had a whim today. After some calculations, he found out that the new wife in your sedan chair must be related to Pindao, so he came here to borrow Mr. She's wife."
"What!"
After hearing what the Taoist priest in white said, the groom became furious.
"You are such a hateful Taoist priest. How dare you talk nonsense in front of someone? Come on, give me a beating!"
After hearing his words, the groomsmen who gathered around him instantly pulled out sticks wrapped in colored silk from nowhere, swarmed up, and beat down the white-robed Taoist priest head-on.
"Hahaha……"
After seeing the groom's face turned against him, the Taoist priest in white laughed a few times, and then slapped the ancient sword on his back with his backhand.
"Gu Chen, take out the sheath!"
Whoosh!
Following the words of the Taoist priest in white, a snow-colored sword light slowly rose from behind him, and then passed through the crowd of groomsmen who were swarming forward and holding colorful sticks.
Crack!
With a slight sound, all the groomsmen who were struck by the sword light were chopped into two pieces with their sticks, and blood burst out in an instant.
"Ah...killing someone!"
When they saw this white-robed Taoist priest coming up and killing her without hesitation, all the people in the woman's family who were sending off her bride screamed in surprise, and then they ran towards the back of the procession, crawling and rolling.
But the strange thing is that even in this situation, the other groomsmen who attended the wedding, the musicians who played the flute, and even the coolies who carried the dowry did not utter any screams of surprise.
At this moment, a handsome young man suddenly approached the groom and whispered a few words.
Snapped!
The groom's officer slapped the handsome young man to the ground without hesitation.
"Asshole, why didn't you tell me earlier!"
The next moment, the groom looked at the Taoist priest in white again, but this time the anger on his face became much calmer.
"So you are the Taoist priest who was chasing him as Seventeen Lang said. Why, did you come to our Shecun to conquer the demons?"
"wrong!"
After hearing his words, the Taoist priest in white waved his hand with a smile.
"Isn't it clear what Pindao just said about subduing demons and not demons? Please lend me my wife..."
The next moment, the sword light passed directly through the wedding car where the bride was sitting, and rolled out the bride in the car who was wearing wedding clothes and with a fan covering her face. Then it turned around again and rolled the rest of the bride with her.
The people sending relatives off were all rolled up as they were crawling and running backwards.
Plop! Plop...
The sword light turned around and threw all these people into a pile not far from the Taoist priest in white.
Whoosh!
The little milk cat standing on the shoulder of the Taoist priest in white jumped up, swooped down, and landed directly on the bride's shoulder.
The white-clothed Taoist priest turned his head and looked at the frightened bride, who was as thick as chaff, as well as the wet nurse and the bride's sister who were hugging each other and shivering. Then he turned to look at the groom standing in front of him.
.
"Mr. She Lang, since your wife has borrowed it, it's time for me to say goodbye!"
After hearing Kong Qing's words, the groom suddenly sneered and hissed.
"People who know the secret of my Shejia Village still want to leave...dream!"
As he spoke, the groom's mouth opened wider and wider until it reached his cheeks. His body also began to grow stronger. The wedding dress that originally looked a little loose was instantly torn to pieces by his bulging body.
, revealing a completely inhuman body.
Plop!
The horse, which originally looked very strong, was crushed by the groom and had its legs broken, falling to the ground.
After a few seconds, what was originally a handsome middle-aged man turned into a monster with a body and a snake's tail and a mouth full of sharp teeth. He opened his mouth and swung his snake-like tongue in the air.
"Taoist, no matter how you discovered the secret of my She family, you must die today!"
Just after the groom's official transformation was over, the groomsmen who welcomed the bride, the musicians who played the flute, and the coolies who carried the dowry had all torn off their human disguises one by one, revealing themselves to be either half-human, half-snake, or half-human-headed snake.
body appearance.
"ah……"
After seeing her beloved and her beloved's family transformed into such a terrifying state, the bride and those who were sending her bride off immediately let out even sharper screams.
"The charming guest has turned into a monster..."
"Hahaha……"
Seeing the opponent's overwhelming numerical advantage, the Taoist priest in white actually raised his head and laughed again.
"The merit points, so many merit points... Finally, I can use AOE to wash the ground and increase my points."
Following the words, the Taoist priest in white raised his hand and made a sword formula.
"Thousands of swords are fired together, and the Gang Qi is everywhere. Wherever the sword Qi is directed, the earth will crack and the sky will collapse!"
The next moment, the snow-colored sword light behind the white-clothed Taoist priest soared directly into the sky, then changed from one to two, and then from two to four. After a few breaths, the sword light filled the sky above the entire entrance to the village.
Before these snake demons could figure out what happened, the Taoist priest in white waved his hand casually.
"cut!"
In an instant, thousands of sword lights fell from the sky like a meteor shower, covering the entire wedding team.
Facing this rain-like sword light, the half-human, half-snake groom immediately let out a roar, and then waved his claws to defeat the falling sword lights one after another.
But just because he can easily defeat those sword lights, it doesn't mean that the snake monsters he brought can also do so.
puff!
A ray of sword light fell in the air, directly penetrating a human-faced snake that was desperately trying to avoid on the ground, and nailed it to the ground. Before the pained cry from the mouth of the human-faced snake stopped, another sword ray fell and passed through the opponent's body.
head.
Then, the eyes of this human-faced snake lost its luster, and then it collapsed limply to the ground.
"No!"
When he saw his clan members dying one by one under the opponent's sword light that was like rain, the groom officer suddenly let out a shrill cry.
"Damn Taoist priest, you will definitely pay the price!"
Then, he saw that the half-human, half-snake demon had given up on protecting himself, pulled a piece of dark scales from his back with his backhand, and threw it towards the village wall in front of him.
"Ba Snake, someone has invaded, wake up!"
The next moment, the frightened and trembling brides and the people sending off their brides suddenly felt the ground vibrate, and then they were horrified to find that the wall in front of them, which seemed to be made of stone slabs, started to swim.
boom!
With a loud noise, a huge snake head made of rocks poked out from the middle of the village, its eyes staring expressionlessly at the people below.
"...The couple gathers in the White Snake Cave, and the mother and son are in a circle in the Moro Cave. Looking up from Ticu Lingtong Mountain, there are layers of snake saliva stacked on top of each other."
In the chanting of the white-clothed Taoist priest next to them, the bride and others discovered in despair that the walls of the village in front of them that seemed to be composed of stone slabs were actually not walls at all, but a huge,
It looks like a rock-like python.
As the giant snake awakened, the surrounding buildings with carved beams and painted beams also collapsed one by one. It turned out that the beams and columns in the middle of the buildings were all the bodies of the giant snake, and the rafters and the like were all the bodies of the small snakes, one by one.
The crotch knotted together looked very scary.
Among these snakes, there appeared many half-human, half-snake and even snake demons with human faces and snake bodies. From the colorful silks occasionally hanging on their bodies, we could know that they were all the guests waiting to attend the wedding.
Just when the bride and others were horrified, the voice of the Taoist priest in white sounded from their ears again.
"Hahaha... I have been waiting for this happy moment to earn points. It's time for the bomber squad to deliver the express!"