Back to the early Tang Dynasty as a fairy Chapter five hundred and sixty-eight: congratulations to the kind-hearted monster Chun Lao who has a good demon certificate for becoming a god
Chapter five hundred and sixty-eight: congratulations to the kind-hearted monster Chun Lao who has a good demon certificate for becoming a god
Click!
With a crisp sound, Cang Zhengzheng and Xiongzilu saw two small statues exactly like themselves falling out of the camera in the hands of the fox in front of them. At the same time, they all felt a great threat. It seemed like something very bad had happened to them.
"Okay, done!"
The fox who took the photo rummaged through it in front of him and found two files. Then he handed the two statuettes and the files to the fox on the side with the two glass pieces.
"Thirty-year-old girl, please file it!"
"that……"
The giant bear looked at the little statue that was exactly the same as himself with some trepidation, swallowed hard, and said hesitantly.
"You two ladies, may I ask if these two little statues of a certain person are..."
"That's right!"
The fox with the glass patch on her face, who was called Sansanniang, nodded without hesitation.
"Just as you thought, this is the doll that can be used to curse you, and the effect will be immediate!"
With that said, the fox picked up two steel needles with familiarity, and with two swipes, he injected a needle into both the statues of Cang Jingzheng and Xiongzilu.
"ah!"
Two screams suddenly rang out in the house.
"Cang Zheng, Xiongzi Lu, although you two have not done anything unforgivable before, you have done a lot of sneaky things. More than a dozen villages around Baihe Mountain have been harmed by you two. …”
The official fox Sanniang slowly pulled out the steel needle inserted into the two of their statues, while warning them.
"Originally, if it were another Taoist sect, guys like you would have to be defeated by demons, but our Quanzhen sect leader Qingwei Zhenren has a kind heart and is unwilling to cause unnecessary killings, so we changed a method."
With that said, the official fox Sanniang raised their statues and shook them in her hands.
"I'll give you guys who don't make big mistakes but keep making small mistakes a break. If you are found to have done something harmful to the people in the future..."
Thirty Niang shook the steel needle in her hand again.
"You should know the consequences!"
"Yes Yes!"
Cang Zhengzheng and Xiongzi climbed up from the ground along the way to where they were stabbed, nodded and bowed and said.
"When I know this, I will definitely act like a monster from now on and never harm anyone again!"
"Okay, you two don't worry too much..."
The fox holding the camera said to them with a smile on his face.
"After all, in the entire Changsha County of Tan, except for less than thirty innocent monsters who have never harmed anyone, all other monsters who have committed crimes that are not serious enough to die will be photographed. In addition, the sneaky things you do are actually not that big of a deal. He behaved like a demon, so basically this doll was shelved along with your files, as if it didn’t exist at all.”
After hearing her words, Cang Zhengzheng and Xiongzilu were immediately speechless.
If this thing exists, then it exists. How can it be the same as if it doesn’t exist!
"alright!"
After some consolation, the fox with the camera took two pieces of paper from the pile of papers next to them and handed them over to them.
"Because you have criminal records, you cannot receive the 'Good Monster Certificate' from our Taishi Bureau for the time being, but this does not mean that our Taishi Bureau has given up on you. This is an application form for 'monsters from all over the world to unite and become a family.'" , you take it to the next door and fill it out... By the way, are you two literate?"
Cang Zhengzheng and Xiongzilu both nodded.
"Someone is literate!"
"That's easy..."
After hearing this, the fox with the camera on his chest nodded with a relaxed expression.
"You fill out the form and 'voluntarily' apply to join the 'Worldwide Monsters United to Become a Family'. Then we will regularly evaluate your future behavior. If you are confirmed to have changed your mind, we will represent the Taishi Bureau."
I will issue you a 'Good Demon Certificate'...
Okay, follow the blue arrow and you will find the place to fill out the form, go ahead!"
"that……"
Cang Jingzheng took the form and looked at it, and then asked cautiously.
"Madam, I am still a little confused. What is this 'Monsters from all over the world unite to become a family'?"
"This!"
The fox with the camera replied in a relaxed tone.
"This is a small group of monsters voluntarily organized by our kind spirits in Chang'an. It is basically to unite the weak monsters, reverse the current situation of the weak and the strong in the monster world, and make the entire monster world more harmonious, equal, just and honest.
,friendly."
Hearing the fox's words, Cang Zhengzheng and Xiongzilu blinked again.
Let the world of monsters become harmonious, equal, just, honest, and friendly. Are you foxes kidding me?
How can this be!
Seeing that the two of them were in a daze again, the fox with the glass patch on his face waved his hand impatiently.
"Okay, now hurry up and fill out the form to join. The specific details will be explained to you after you join our 'All Demon Alliance'!"
Then, Cang Zheng and Xiongzi Lu, who were confused, were driven out by two foxes and followed the blue arrow to a very sloppy wooden house next to them to fill out a form.
After enduring the pain and filling out the form, Cang Zhengzheng and Xiongzilu gloriously became members of the "Monsters from all over the world unite to become a family", that is, the "All Monsters Alliance" without knowing anything about it.
Got it!
"Congratulations on joining!"
A little girl with red eyes stood in front of them, looking like a senior.
"My name is Feifei. Next, I will take you to the auditorium behind the camp to attend the first lesson of our 'All Demon Alliance'. At that time, you can ask any questions you do not understand about our 'All Demon Alliance'."
come out."
Although the little girl in front of them looked no different from a human being, Cang Zhengzheng and Xiongzilu still felt from her body that the other party should be a transformed rabbit, and a very strong rabbit at that.
"Little lady Feifei..."
Cang Zheng and Xiongzi Lu asked cautiously as they walked.
"I heard two lady foxes say that after a certain class makes up for their merits in the future, they can receive a 'Good Demon Certificate'. What is this 'Good Demon Certificate'?"
"This is the certificate of good demon!"
The little rabbit Feifei jumped up and led the way while holding up a delicate card.
Cang Zheng looked at it carefully and saw that it was a card made of a material he had never seen before. On it was the image of a little bunny after it had transformed into flying. Next to it was written his name, age, address, etc.
Text.
At the top of the card, there is a line of large words.
‘Temporary Residence Permit of Chang’an City for Kind Spirits’
"This is a certificate issued by the Taishi Bureau to us kind spirits who have never harmed anyone and insist on self-reliance. With this thing, we spirits can wander around the crowd at will, go shopping, find work...
"
After hearing what Little Rabbit Feifei said, Cang Zhengzheng and Xiongzilu had expressions of surprise on their faces at the same time.
These things that little rabbit Feifei said were simply subversive perceptions for them.
When can spirits be able to wander around the world at will without worrying about being discovered by practitioners? Don't they worry about being subdued by those practitioners to slay demons?
"fine!"
Little Rabbit Feifei answered without hesitation.
"If any cultivator dares to attack kind spirits like us, it is a direct challenge to the majesty of the Taishi Bureau. Master Qingwei will help us teach those cultivators who do not distinguish between good and evil. Even the invincible Qingxiazi is our 'all
Demon Alliance’s backing.”
Hearing this, Cang Zhengzheng and Xiongzilu felt even more surprised.
They have lived so long, and this is the first time they heard that the practitioners from the Taishi Bureau would fight against other practitioners because they wanted to protect monsters!
"...However, these are not the most attractive parts of the Good Demon Certificate!"
At this time, Cang Zhengzheng and Xiongzilu, whose curiosity had been completely aroused, couldn't help but ask.
"Excuse me, Miss Feifei, what is the most attractive thing about the Good Demon Certificate?"
"This is kept secret for now..."
The little rabbit Feifei blinked his red eyes and said with a smile.
"You'll see it in the auditorium later."
With that said, Little Rabbit Feifei turned around again and jumped with the two of them towards a huge house in front that seemed to be made of clouds.
When Cang Zhengzheng and Xiongzilu followed the little rabbit Feifei into the door of the auditorium, they were immediately stunned!
They saw that the entire auditorium was full of demon heads, crowded with monsters, and full of strange-looking animals. Some of them were familiar to them, but most of them were unfamiliar to them.
"Brother Zilu!"
The goshawk stood on the giant bear's shoulder and said in a low voice.
"I saw that Chun from Baihe Mountain is old..."
"Chun Lao?"
The giant bear squinted his swollen eyes and looked hard for a long time. Finally, he saw an old man in the front row wearing a green robe with a few green leaves in his hair.
"He actually came too..."
"Not only is he here, but he should also have received a good monster certificate! After all, apart from Mr. Chun, I can't think of any other monster in our Baihe Mountain who is considered innocent!"
Goshawk said with emotion while looking around inside the auditorium.
"I just don't know what is the most attractive thing about this good demon certificate..."
At this time, in the entire auditorium, there were many monsters who had the same doubts as this goshawk, but soon, when the conference of "Monsters from all over the world united to become a family" had just begun,
Then they know the answer.
"Because Mr. Chun of Baihe Mountain has outstanding talents and has a certificate of good demon issued by the Taishi Bureau, our association of "Monsters from all over the world unite to become a family" recommended him to the new city god of Changsha County, the God of Mount Tai."
A fox held a cylinder-like object in his hand and shouted excitedly on the stage.
"From now on, Mr. Chun will be the god of the city god in Changsha County, and he can also enjoy incense sacrifices. He no longer has to worry about being cut down or bullied by other monsters in the wild!"
Dang! Dang! Dang!
The little rabbit appeared again out of nowhere, flying in front of the auditorium, holding a gong in his hand and banging it, shouting while banging it.
"Congratulations to Chun Lao, the kind-hearted monster with the Good Demon Certificate, for becoming a god and escaping from the sea of suffering!"
Led by the little rabbit, many monsters below all shouted in unison.
"Congratulations to Chun Lao, the kind-hearted monster with the Good Demon Certificate, for becoming a god and escaping from the sea of suffering!"
"..."
Cang Zhengzheng and Xiongzilu who were below looked at the surprised look on Mr. Chun's face standing on the stage, and looked at each other with very excited expressions on their faces.
"It turns out that this is the real use of the Good Demon Certificate to attract monsters!"