Chapter five hundred and eighty-eight: Zhang Liang, you will be a tongue-twisting star in the future
"Aww! Aww! Aww..."
In a game arcade in Yunzhong City, a chubby little shota who looked to be only five or six years old squinted his eyes, held a pair of chopsticks, and happily ate from a plate of steamed bacon in front of him.
“miamiamia…”
Opposite this little shota, a certain demon king was looking at him with a dogged expression.
"The famous Xuanyuan Sword Boy, this is the most delicious steamed bacon that I got from all over Changsha County. Don't you know you are satisfied with it?"
"well enough!"
Little Shota waved her chubby hands.
“Although it’s not as delicious as the one I ate at in Nancheng, Changsha last time, it’s still pretty good.”
"That……"
A certain demon king blinked and said eagerly.
"The famous Xuanyuan Sword Boy, you see our relationship is so good, can you temporarily lend me the face-changing artifact that you don't need for a while?"
"no!"
Little Shota, whose mouth was full of oil after eating, refused without hesitation.
"I haven't had enough with this toy yet. Let's wait until I have enough!"
"That……"
The indomitable demon king did not hesitate and immediately retreated to the next best thing.
"Can I ask the famous Xuanyuan Sword Boy to help me change one person's face to look like another person?"
"You've finally found the right person!"
Perhaps because of the shortcomings of others, Xiaoshota did not continue to refuse the other party this time, but patted his chest and agreed.
"In the entire Yunzhong City, only my famous Xuanyuan Sword Boy has the best face-shaping skills. None of those foxes can compare to me. But..."
Having said this, Xiao Zhengtai then gave another warning to the other party.
"If you want to pinch it, you still have to let me see what the other person looks like. We can't pinch it randomly!"
"no problem!"
A certain demon king patted his chest with his hand and agreed without hesitation.
"When Qingwei returns to Chang'an later, I will take you to see what that person looks like. By the way, I will take you to the West Market. You can eat whatever you want, and I will take care of all the bills!"
…
Bang!
A random door appeared in the back house of Prince Qin's Mansion, and then Prince Qin Li Shimin, holding the door handle, walked out of it. Behind him were Kong Qing, Xuanyuan Sword Boy, Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui... and a
He has a fierce face and is a fierce and strong man that no one dares to mess with when walking on the street.
Then, he saw a beautiful woman in simple clothes in the room, holding a chubby little girl who looked to be three or four years old in her hand, and bowed to Li Shimin with her hands folded.
"Meet the king!"
"How many times have I told you that there is no need to be polite in the inner room!"
Li Shimin stepped forward with a smile and helped the beautiful woman up, then lovingly picked up the little girl on the ground, turned sideways and let Kong Qing out.
"Come! Maid Guanyin, let me introduce to you. This is the wise brother Qingwei of Qingdu Temple..."
After hearing Li Shimin's words, the beauty raised her head and glanced at Kong Qing, a flash of surprise inevitably flashed in her eyes, and then she bowed to Kong Qing's crotch in a graceful manner.
"I have met Master Qingwei!"
"Don't dare!"
Kong Qing shook the whisk in his hand, raised one arm, and bowed in return.
"Princess Qin is too polite, I can't bear it!"
After seeing the two people salute, Li Shimin brought the chubby girl he was holding to Kong Qing and introduced him to him.
"Brother, this is Gu's eldest daughter, Li Zhi. How about it? Is she born with beauty?"
Kong Qing glanced at Li Shimin silently.
Your Highness the King of Qin, your daughter is not yet four years old. No matter how beautiful she is, she still can't see it now.
However, this beautiful princess was very lively and didn't seem to be afraid of life at all. She looked at Kong Qing with her big black eyes in Li Shimin's arms, and stretched out her chubby hands to grab him, as if
It's like she wants him to hug her.
"Hahaha……"
Li Shimin's face showed a sly smile.
"Brother Xian, it seems that Gu's daughter likes you very much. As an elder, you are meeting her for the first time. Shouldn't you give her a meeting gift, such as a magical weapon or something?"
After hearing Li Shimin's words, Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui and others all twisted their beards and smiled. Only the corner of Kong Qing's mouth twitched silently!
Ever since he found out that he gave Xuanyuan Sword Boy the facial spoof machine to play with, the Qin King Li Erfeng went completely crazy, and now he talks about giving him a magic weapon...
Um!
I advise you to stop saying a few words and don't force me to actually give you the artifact Frostmourne!
"Meeting gift...yeah!"
Kong Qing pondered for a moment and then nodded.
"That's fine, there happens to be something suitable for Pindao!"
As he spoke, Kong Qing dug into his sleeve with his backhand, and as if by magic, he pulled out a peach that was bigger than a watermelon. He held it with one hand and sent it to Li Lizhi, who was in King Qin's arms.
"Princess Changle, I would like to give you a flat peach as a greeting today. I hope Her Highness the Princess will not dislike it!"
Of course, this peach is definitely not a flat peach, but a water-infused peach from the Food World that was opened from the Food Blind Box and upgraded from the Woodcutter's Spring. Although the taste is not much different from the original peaches from the Food World.
, but the appearance is more than ten times better.
"Ahhhh..."
After seeing Kong Qing's magic-like move, the little lolita Li Lizhi clapped her hands happily and really planned to hug the big peach that was much bigger than her head.
"oops!"
When Li Shimin on the side heard Kong Qing call his daughter Princess Changle, he immediately had an excited expression on his face.
"My dear brother, you really know my heart. When Li Zhi was born, Gu had already thought about it. In the future, her title will be Changle. Gu's eldest daughter will definitely live a safe and happy life."
"Master Qingwei..."
Unlike the excited Li Shimin, Princess Qin's eldest son, Sun Shi, bowed again and declined.
"What your Majesty just said was just a joke. Flat peaches are so precious. How can they be used as a greeting gift for children? Please take them back!"
"Guanyin, you are wrong!"
After hearing what his wife said, Li Shimin on the side handed Li Lizhi to his right hand without hesitation, and then quickly snatched the flat peach from Kong Qing's hand with his free left hand.
"Brother Qingwei and Gu Nai are close friends, so we must give them a gift as a meeting gift. Although this flat peach is not a magical weapon, it's okay... that's enough!"
Seeing Li Shimin's impatient action, the future Empress Changsun suddenly raised her head and looked at her husband in surprise, as if she had discovered a certain trait in him for the first time.
"..."
"Qingwei, it's so boring here!"
The Xuanyuan sword boy on the side was carrying his bronze scabbard and yawned with his hand.
"Let's do this, you can go about your business and I'll go shopping in Chang'an first..."
Before he finished speaking, he saw that the big man with a sinister face had tapped the scabbard behind him with his hand, and then said cautiously.
"The famous Xuanyuan Sword Boy, didn't we agree to see what Yu Wenying looks like first, and then go shopping?"
"Ah! It doesn't matter who comes first..."
Xuanyuan Sword Boy waved his hands casually, acting like a young adult.
"Okay, let's go!"
"yes!"
The big man agreed, then turned to look at Li Shimin.
"Your Majesty, I will take the famous Xuanyuan Sword Boy to find Yu Wenying first..."
"Go ahead and bite the gold!"
Li Shimin held his daughter in one hand and a big peach in the other, and could only nod towards each other.
"By the way, take Gu's token to summon Zhang Liang to see Gu!"
"yes!"
The big man agreed, turned around, and planned to leave with the young lady carrying the bronze scabbard. But at this time, Princess Qin who was standing aside suddenly had a look of surprise on her face after hearing what they said.
"Your Majesty, what did you call him? Zhijie..."
"Oh! It's a long story."
Li Shimin said casually while holding the big peach and teasing Li Lizhi in his arms.
"When I have some free time in the evening, I will explain it to you in detail..."
Before Li Shimin finished speaking, he heard the door ring, and a chubby little boy, also five or six years old, ran in from the door.
"Mother concubine!"
Before he finished speaking, the little boy bumped into the Xuanyuan Sword Boy who was about to go out. As a result, the Xuanyuan Sword Boy who was hit didn't move, while the one who hit him raised his head and fell to his knees.
"Are you really a naughty kid who doesn't even look at the road when he's walking?"
Xuanyuan Sword Boy made an old-fashioned comment, picked up the other person and put it next to him, and patted the other person's face with his hand.
"Boy, remember not to be so fussy next time. Fortunately you met me today. If you had met monsters, you wouldn't know how you would die!"
After saying these words that were simply threatening, Xuanyuan Sword Boy turned around very gracefully, swung out the huge bronze sword behind him, stepped on it and flew out.
"Sword Boy, wait for me!"
The next moment, they saw Cheng Yaojin, who had been disguised by a facial spoof machine, hurriedly saluted Li Shimin with his fists clasped, and then chased him out.
"This is Chang'an. Let's keep a low profile. You come down from the sky first..."
Seeing this magical scene in front of them, both the young lady who entered the door and Princess Qin standing aside were stunned.
"Your Majesty, who is this child?"
"This..."
Li Shimin, who had long been accustomed to Xuanyuan sword boys flying all over the place, looked unconcerned and continued to tease his eldest daughter with the big peach in his hand.
"It's a long story. I'll tell you in detail when I have some free time in the evening..."
…
Half an hour later, Zhang Liang, the spy chief of Prince Qin's Mansion, hurried to the side hall in the backyard and announced his entrance.
"Your Highness, Zhang Liang is here with an imperial edict. Please give me your instructions!"
"You came just in time!"
Li Shimin, who was sitting in the side hall, looked at Zhang Liang who walked in. The corners of his mouth were slightly raised, revealing a very gentle smile.
"Gu has submitted a request to Emperor Xuanyuan to confer you as a god, and the distant ancestor has agreed. You don't have to go back today. You will follow Gu to Yunzhong City to accept the conferment early tomorrow morning. After you become a god, there will be another one here.
An important task is entrusted to you!"
After hearing what Li Shimin said, Zhang Liang was instantly stunned!
He never thought that this time King Qin came to him eagerly and wanted to make him a god. It was like raindrops falling from the sky, and they all fell on him.
"Thank you, Your Majesty, for your appreciation!"
After the joy, clear thinking came online again in Zhang Liang's mind. He prostrated himself on the ground and answered humbly.
"But in terms of merit, I cannot compare with other colleagues, so..."
"Zhang Liang, you don't have to refuse!"
Li Shimin waved his hand and said in a tone that left no room for doubt.
"Other colleagues unanimously believe that you, Zhang Liang, are the most suitable for the position of Curly Tongue Star Lord!"
"..."
Zhang Liang raised his head and was immediately speechless.