Chapter 626: Being in our line of work, it is very important to have a good tongue
The newly appointed right servant of the Minister, Shefeng Deyi, was walking in the mist with a blank look on his face. He looked around blankly, but he couldn't see even a single person wherever he could see it. It seemed that the whole world was between them.
He was the only one left.
Finally, after wandering in the mist for a while, Feng Deyi saw a familiar figure.
It was an old man with a slightly fat figure. He was stroking his beard with his hands at this time, and he was sitting on a very gorgeous couch inlaid with gold and jade with a leisurely look on his face.
After seeing Feng Deyi, the old man waved to him and shouted.
"Feng Lang, come here!"
Between the Misty Lakes, Feng Deyi felt that he had come to the old man's side. Although the old man's face was a bit vague, when he saw the other person, Feng Deyi immediately thought of him.
After finding out the identity of the other party, he was the Minister of Sui Dynasty, You Pu She, Tai Lieutenant Yang Su, and he was also his immediate superior.
So, Feng Deyi clasped his hands and bowed to the old man respectfully!
"My subordinate Feng Deyi, see Yang Pushe!"
"You don't need to be polite when you are granted a title..."
Then, Feng Deyi saw the other party step down from the couch inlaid with gold and jade, and stretched out his hand to support himself. He didn't know what was going on, but he felt as if he was light and airy, and he was carelessly moved by Yang Su.
Pulled up.
Then, Feng Deyi saw the old man patting the gorgeous couch behind him with his hand and said to himself.
"After all, my position now belongs to you, Feng Lang!"
The next moment, Feng Deyi sat on the couch in Mimi Lake. As a result, before he could understand what it felt like to sit on this gorgeous couch, he saw the face of the old man in front of him.
It suddenly became gloomy.
"Feng Lang..."
The old man looked at him and showed a smile he had never seen before.
"Since you have taken my position, you should leave with me."
As soon as he finished speaking, Feng Deyi saw that the old man had stretched out his hands towards him.
At this time, Feng Deyi had just discovered that the old man's hands were not the usual flesh color, but jet black, like the claws of a bird or some kind of ghost.
He wanted to hide, but he couldn't move his body and couldn't hide!
In the end, Feng Deyi could only watch helplessly as the old man pinched his neck with his black claws, making it difficult to breathe. Then Feng Deyi felt that he and the gold-inlaid
Jade's couch was pulled downwards by the old man, falling into the dark bottomless abyss below.
"ah!"
Feng Deyi let out an exclamation and woke up from his bed.
He opened his eyes and realized that what was strangling his neck was not Yang Su's hands at all, but the delicate arms of his newly adopted concubine.
Feng Deyi, who was still in shock, pushed the other party's arm away from his neck with disgust, took a deep breath, and wiped the sweat from his forehead with his hand.
"It turned out to be a dream!"
Thinking of this terrifying dream, Feng Deyi suddenly lost all sleep, and a somewhat terrifying thought instantly emerged from his heart.
"Could it be that I have really come to the end of my career and am approaching the end of my life?"
…
Just when Feng Deyi was suspicious, in the Hualou Lotus House in Pingkangfang, a beautiful and ragged woman was playing on the stage inside the Hualou with a confident smile.
Pipa, singing and dancing at the same time.
"Wade across the river to pick hibiscus, and there are many fragrant grasses in the orchids. Who do you want to leave behind when you pick them? What you are thinking about is a long way away..."
When she sang the last line, the woman glanced slightly sideways, her brows moving, adding a charming look, which instantly made the hearts of the 'philanthropists' around the Hualou stage who stayed up late at night to show their love to Pingkangfang.
.
"Good job, reward!"
Amid bursts of cheers, handfuls of copper coins fell onto the stage like rain, making the woman holding the pipa look pale.
Dressed in ragged clothes, she tried to dodge while holding her pipa, and from time to time her pink buttocks were exposed, which caused waves of applause. But surprisingly, even in this situation, her pipa and singing remained the same.
Stablize.
"I still look back at my old hometown, the long road is long. I live apart with the same heart, and I end up feeling sad."
"Color! Color! Color!"
What the woman holding the pipa did made the "charitable people" around her shout loudly, and they threw handfuls of copper coins down again without hesitation.
"Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh..."
Madam Li, the fake mother of Lian Yiju, also commonly known as Baotan, looked at Mrs. Li Si who was singing and dancing on the stage in surprise, with a look of relief on her face.
"Lao Si, all the hard work has finally come to an end. I thought she was going to fall into my hands before!"
"Mother……"
At this time, a gorgeous-looking woman wearing a snow-white fox fur suddenly appeared quietly behind Aunt Li, asking as if she had no intention of doing so.
"Did you find some good medicine for the fourth brother? Why does the slave family think that she doesn't stutter at all now?"
"It's Lao Qi..."
Aunt Li turned her head and glanced at the woman, then said with a smile.
"Whose medicine can cure this clumsy tongue problem? This is the result of the fourth child's recent prayer to God."
"Ask God?"
After hearing this divine word, a flash of vigilance flashed through the eyes of the gorgeous woman. She then stepped forward, put her hands around Aunt Li's waist, and said with a smile.
"Mom, I dare you to ask what kind of god the fourth brother prays to, and it can actually cure this clumsy tongue problem."
"This..."
Because the person who asked the question was the pillar of her Lian Yi Ju, that is, the famous female prostitute Li Xiulan in Chang'an City who was known as Xiulan Women's History, Aunt Li did not make any cover, but answered straightforwardly.
"It's a statue brought by Zhang Liang from Prince Qin's Mansion. It's said to be Lord Curly Tongue Star in the sky, who specializes in speaking. According to him, as long as you believe in Lord Ju Tongue Star, you can speak eloquently."
"ah!"
Li Xiulan covered her mouth with her hands and made a surprised expression.
"Is there a God who has a say in this world? Is that Zhang Liang a liar?"
"I think so too, but you also know..."
Aunt Li replied casually while looking at Li Siniang who was performing hard on the stage.
"In the case of the fourth child, when she heard that there was such a thing, she definitely wanted to try it, and it actually worked. Just a few days after she offered incense to the statue of Lord Curly Tongue Star, her speech actually became really good.
Became more flexible.”
"Oh oh oh..."
Li Xiulan nodded appropriately.
"It seems that Lord Curling Tongue is really smart."
"It really works..."
Aunt Li said thoughtfully while watching Li Siniang's performance on the stage.
"So in the past two days, I have been thinking about moving the statue of Lord Curly Tongue out of the fourth child's room, and finding a clean place in our building to worship it, so that your brothers can burn incense sticks every day.
It is also very important for us in this industry to be quick-tongued and flexible in speaking, don’t you think so, Lao Qi?"
"Of course..."
Li Xiulan moved closer to Aunt Li's body, stretched out her tender red tongue and flicked her ear gently.
"The tongue must be very important!"
…
Compared with big cities like Chang'an that are still bustling with lights after dark, the Yiren Village at the intersection of Changsha and Sichuan and Guizhou are all plunged into darkness at night. In the entire village, only the torches in the ancestral temple for sacrifices are still burning.
Burning cracklingly.
The moon moved through the white lotus-like clouds, casting a faint light down.
Just when everything was completely silent, a huge strange bird spread its wings, like a black cloud, flew silently into the village and landed on the roof of the ancestral temple.
With the faint light, the strange bird raised its head and looked around, then opened its strange beak and sucked it hard.
The next moment, the Yi people in the village who had hurried expressions and seemed to be having a nightmare all had an undetectable black energy rising from their bodies. As the black energy left their bodies, the Yi people who had hurried expressions instantly relaxed.
When I got down, it felt like I was completely free from the nightmare.
And the black energy that separated from the Yi people also floated out from the bamboo buildings one by one, gathered together, and was finally eaten by the strange bird like it was eating insects.
After eating the black gas, the strange bird smacked its beak as if aftertaste.
"Alas! The quality of these barbarian nightmares is really poor. The clear soup is watery and not flavorful enough!"
As he spoke, the strange bird lowered its head, stuck its beak through the window of the village's ancestral temple, and very accurately pecked out a shimmering bird feather enshrined on the altar.
The next moment, dots of golden light appeared on the shimmering bird feathers, like fireflies.
"His!"
The strange bird opened its mouth again and inhaled slightly. Those golden light spots were sucked into its mouth by the strange bird, just like the black gas before.
After more than ten seconds, the golden light spots in the shimmering feathers were sucked clean by the strange bird, and the feathers returned to their previous blue-black appearance.
"Alas! It's gone again..."
The strange bird sighed deeply, then tilted its head and sent the feather back to the altar of the ancestral temple.
"The number of these barbarians is too small, and their incense and power are too small..."
As he said that, the strange bird spread its wings and flew up silently like a black cloud. It left the barbarian village and flew towards the south.
"I hope the next village will have more incense and the nightmare will be better."
Just when the strange bird left, in the command center of a certain cloud city above Changsha City, the monitoring fox Twenty-one Mother was sitting in front of the private satellite system, her two white hands quickly
Swipe on the screen and accurately circle a strange bird flying in the screen without realizing it.
"Hahaha……"
After locking onto this strange bird, Twenty-One Mother immediately jumped up from her position with excitement on her face.
"It was actually the slave family who found this dream-eating bird Birch when they were on duty. The slave family is really lucky!"