Chapter 64: Ma Zhou, Pindao gives you another chance to reorganize the language
Although Kong Qing has decided to invite Laojun to come to Qingdu to observe the saint, this matter cannot be carried out immediately and needs to be discussed in the long term...
Of course, the reason for long-term planning is definitely not because Kong Qing is afraid that Taishang Laojun will punish him for this matter.
Taishang Laojun, what state is that?
Wei Huacun created a Taoist god, the Yuanshi Heavenly King, and directly attacked Laojun. Laojun didn't even come out to show off his sage. Ji Shanxing, a guy like Ji Shanxing who used Laojun's name to deceive the world and steal his reputation, Laojun
There was no direct lightning strike to kill him...
It shows that the Supreme Lord is generous!
As a devout believer of Taishang Laojun, Kong Qing worships no one in the Taoist temple except his old man. Before the lottery, he did not forget to offer two sticks of incense to his old man. Could it be that Laojun would do it just because of such a trivial matter?
Do you blame yourself?
Absolutely impossible!
The reason why Kong Qing wanted to take a long-term approach was just because he was a fastidious person and couldn't stand the fact that he, like Ji Shanxing, worked with such unskilled skills, and that such a big thing as Lao Jun's sanctification did not have any witnesses.
There is no circumstantial evidence, just relying on one mouth to talk nonsense.
"That's right, Pindao has met the Supreme Master. The old gentleman told Pindao that he is your Majesty's ancestor. You must believe me!"
"Pindao will never be blinded. It's Pindao who was found by Laojun. Pindao didn't take it seriously at first, but in the end he made Laojun anxious. He went to Pindao several times and urged Pindao to come to Chang'an.
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Huan Laojun urged you to come to Chang'an, you are so shameless!
He...tui!
That is to say, His Majesty Li Yuan is really a barbarian and is anxious to find a noble ancestor. Otherwise, how could a guy like this who can't even make up a lie get personally received by the emperor and even be a Chaosan doctor?
If Kong Qing wanted to do it, he would definitely make it a success.
First come up with a script, and then gather some uninformed NPCs to form a crew, do a good job of persuasion, and set up the characters. Not only must there be witnesses, but there must also be physical evidence. In a word, the scene must be big and the play must be great.
Singing perfectly.
So take your time first...
He returned to Qingdu Temple and rested for half the night. In the morning of the next day, Kong Qing, who had spent half the night in Zhuangyan Temple, set out in high spirits again and went to collect wool in front of Zhuangyan Temple again.
That's right! I left, I came, I came again, do you have the guts to come out and beat me?
But it is a pity that because Kong Qing made a scene in Zhuangyan Temple last night, the monks in Zhuangyan Temple had no time to pay attention to Kong Qing at the door of the temple today.
They are still wondering which eminent monk was targeted by Kong Kong Jingjing's killer for what reason.
So today is another day of peace…
After closing the stall in the afternoon, Kong Qing decided to go to the West Market to have dinner with Madam Zhao. However, when he arrived at Madam Zhao’s shop, he discovered that Ma Zhou, a bastard, was actually licking his face.
There was a lot of people eating and drinking in the store, and it seemed like they had been doing it for several days.
In addition to being a bastard, Kong Qing also saw him singing and dancing in front of Mrs. Zhao, showing great talent.
Kong Qing is very familiar with this look...
Because when Kong Qing used identification skills to identify this bastard, he saw similar situations many times in his past career. This guy is definitely in a state of lust now, with the idea of gaining both people and wealth.
There is no doubt that he is a prodigal... No, it seems that he is sorry for being a prodigal.
Undoubtedly a scumbag!
"Brother Qingwei..."
Just a moment ago, Kong Qing saw a certain Jilaisu waving in front of the Zhao family's wife. However, when he just put down the wrong gold scroll in his hand, he looked up and saw that he was already sitting upright in front of him.
before……
The chopsticks are all ready!
The corner of Kong Qing's mouth twitched...
Ma Zhou, are you a ninja?
When the shameless Ma Zhou saw Kong Qing's strange gaze, he actually turned his head and followed Kong Qing's gaze as if nothing had happened and looked behind him, pretending not to know anything and looking confused.
ask.
"You seem to have a look of fear on your face. What does this mean? Did you see a ghost here again?"
The corners of Kong Qing's mouth twitched again.
Pindao looks at you like this, with the words "Don't touch me" written on his face. You actually have the nerve to ask Pindao what he means...
What do you think Pindao means?
"I haven't seen my dear brother in the past two days..."
Ma Zhou ignored Kong Qing's unkind eyes, and after greeting Kong Qing in his own way, he once again raised his chopsticks and started eating in a familiar manner. While eating, he chatted with Kong Qing. "I don't know where my dear brother has been recently.
What are you busy with?"
"Life is like an adverse journey, and I am also returning home. I am in this world of mortals. What else can I do?"
After hearing the question about what he was busy with, Kong Qing subconsciously put on a Gaoshi pose.
"It's just a guide on the journey back in time!"
As soon as he finished saying this, Kong Qing heard a crisp sound of tinkling, followed by the Zhao family's eldest lady, who was bare-chested and tied with a silver chain. She was dressed in a tight and sexy dress and was already carrying a plate of red and white dishes.
The dishes walked towards the table where they were sitting, and glanced at Kong Qing with eyes like autumn water.
"Oh, you are so awesome at helping people with guidance..."
With that said, Mrs. Zhao placed the dish in front of Kong Qing, and pinched Kong Qing's face unceremoniously with her slightly rough fingers.
"Then I would like to ask this real person, if you are so capable, why have you been unable to finish your meal in the past few months?"
Kong Qing lowered his head silently and said nothing.
There is no way, the person whose dark history was exposed is so honest!
This matter started a few months ago. At that time, due to the lack of incense in Qingdu Temple, Kong Qing was helpless and could only set up stalls to subsidize the food and clothing of the Taoist priests in Qingdu Temple. However, he set up stalls to sell divination.
This thing really doesn't make much money from ordinary people...
At this time, Kong Qing happened to save a beautiful young woman who was being stopped by the rangers.
Then he ate soft food...
That's right, ever since Kong Qing rescued the eldest lady of the Zhao family, the food expenses for Qingdu Temple for several consecutive months have been sponsored by the kind-hearted eldest lady of the Zhao family.
It is said that eating people has a short mouth and taking people has short hands. For someone like Kong Qing who eats and takes things at the same time, he is really short on everything.
"Okay, Nujia is wrong. Nujia, you shouldn't expose Xiaozhenren's shortcomings..."
After seeing the handsome Kong Qing lowering his head in frustration, the eldest wife of the Zhao family's eyes flashed, and she reached out and poked Kong Qing's head again without noticing anything.
"Come on, little master, hurry up and try this famous dish Xiong Baiyu that you told me about!"
"Ah, is this Yue Lian's new dish?" Before Kong Qing could take action, Ma Zhou, who was sitting opposite, had already unceremoniously removed his chopsticks. "Then I must try it..."
Snapped!
The chopsticks he extended were shot down mercilessly by Kong Qing.
"No, this is a stupid thing!"
The next moment, Kong Qing saw that Ma Zhou turned around very shamelessly and complained to Mrs. Zhao.
"Yue Lian, you see clearly that Brother Wei Xian did this to me..."
The corners of Kong Qing's mouth twitched again.
I have to say that this famous Zhenguan minister Ma Zhou really set the lower limit of Kong Qing again and again.
"Okay, little real person..."
The eldest lady of the Zhao family covered her mouth with her hand, smiled softly, and then stretched out her hand to pinch Kong Qing's face.
"Ma Langjun is a guest. It doesn't matter if you give him some. If you like it, little master, I have prepared some for you. You can take it with you when you leave."
"Brother Qingwei, did you see that Yue Lian already said that someone is a guest..."
Ma Zhou picked up his chopsticks, proudly picked up a piece of red and white meat and put it into his mouth, then closed his eyes with a look of fascination on his face.
“It’s really delicious!”
Looking at the scoundrel in front of him, Kong Qing suddenly felt that he had no appetite. He silently put down the chopsticks in his hand and said directly.
"Brother Bin Wang, it seems that you have been here for several days with nothing to eat and live in. I don't know when you plan to leave?"
"Leave?"
Ma Zhou seemed to look at Kong Qing in surprise. "Why did you want to leave?"
The corners of Kong Qing's mouth twitched again and again.
You actually didn’t think about leaving at all. Are you addicted to living in someone else’s house?
"Pindao will not talk about the fact that you, Prince Bin, living with Madam Zhao will affect her reputation. I will just say one thing. You, Prince Ma Bin, are also talented people. So you came all the way to Chang'an.
Just to stay under someone else's roof?"
"this one?"
Ma Zhou picked up another piece of meat and stuffed it into his mouth, then said perfunctorily with an intoxicated look on his face.
"I'm so happy here that I don't miss Shu!"
Seeing the scoundrel in front of him, Kong Qing silently looked back at the eldest lady of the Zhao family, who was busy experimenting with new dishes and didn't look at her at all, and then without hesitation, she drew out the Gu Chen Sword from behind.
, pointed at Ma Zhou's throat, and the strong sword energy was like the tip of a needle, stabbing Ma Zhou's neck one after another.
"King Ma Bin, Pindao can give you another chance to reorganize your language."