Chapter 639: The best way to deal with bear children is to clean up bear parents
It was already dark, and in the backyard of the warrior Tong's mansion in Yongxingfang, Chang'an, two men in their twenties, looking at a wretched-looking man, were standing in front of a tightly closed door and said in a glib tone.
"Auntie, open the door! My nephews are here to say hello to you!"
Although the lights were on in the room, it was silent, as if no one was there.
"Auntie, we are all family members, why are you so cold and indifferent."
A man pushed the door carelessly with his hand twice and said with a playful smile.
"My nephews are also very filial, so you might as well say something... Oh! My nephew understands, aunt, you are waiting for your nephews to open the door and enter the house to say hello to you, okay! Then my nephew will do it now
coming……"
"No... no need!"
Seeing that they had started to push the door open, the people inside the door finally became unable to sit still, and then they heard the panicked voice of the maid Cui Qiao coming from inside the house.
"My wife said, you two can just salute at the door, there is no need to come in!"
"How can that be done?"
After hearing the other party finally talking to each other, the two young men looked at each other and smiled in victory. Then the older man among them immediately pushed the door harder and loudly twice.
"It's a filial duty for a nephew to say hello to his aunt. He has to see his aunt before he can say hello. How about this? Open the door, and my brother will kowtow to his aunt and leave!"
After finishing speaking, the young man winked at the other person. After seeing that the other person understood, he quietly left the door, walked around to the window, took out a dagger from his arms, and placed it on the window.
It moved silently.
"That's right, that's right..."
The other young man had a lewd smile on his face and continued to speak loudly in front of the door to cover for the other young man.
"You have to kowtow when you salute, but the ground is really dirty, so you might as well open the door and let me go to my aunt's bed to kowtow..."
Before the young man finished speaking, he saw the window paper in front of the young man who was prying the window suddenly burst into a small hole, and then a burst of red spray sprayed out from the window, hitting the young man.
human face.
With a clang, the young man who pried open the window dropped the dagger in his hand. Then he covered his face with his hands, fell to the sky, and rolled back and forth on the ground in pain.
"Ah! My eyes..."
"elder brother!"
After seeing the young man next to him fall to the ground, the other young man immediately stopped making noises at the door. He quickly stepped forward and tried to help the young man on the ground up.
"How are you?"
"Brother, we were deceived by that bitch!"
The man on the ground groaned in pain and said in a hateful tone.
"That bitch hasn't even used up the magic weapon she got from her mistress. It's really abominable..."
This man was in so much pain when he was talking that he didn't even notice that there was a handsome Taoist priest in white standing on the roof not far behind him. Behind the Taoist priest, there were two others in purple robes.
middle-aged man.
When he heard the word concubine, the frost on the Taoist priest's face seemed to be able to be scraped off with a knife.
The next moment, the window in front of the two men was suddenly pushed open, revealing the face of the eldest lady of the Yang family, which had become thinner, and the anti-wolf spray in her hand!
puff!
After a slight noise, the young man who was helping someone else was also hit by the spray in the face.
"Ah! My eyes..."
There was another miserable howl, and the other young man seemed to have been severely injured. He reflexively let go of the hand holding his brother, covered his face and let out a cry of pain, while his brother who had just been helped halfway
The brother suddenly let go and fell down again, hitting his head against the wall.
"Ah! My head..."
Snapped!
After the blow was successful, the eldest lady of the Yang family quickly closed the window again. Because she was too hasty, the window bounced on her two big balls and almost didn't latch.
"Did you see it? Mr. Sangmen Xing! Your nephew came and planned to rape his aunt, while your son was waiting nearby to listen to what his stepmother and his cousin were talking about..."
Kong Qing pointed with his hand at the two young men rolling on the ground, then pointed at the two teenage boys lying beside the door in the distance, and pointed at the purple-robed boy standing on the right side behind him.
The middle-aged man said.
"Before, you told Pindao that you were full of talent and not suitable for being a star. Now you open your eyes and take a good look at what your family does. How about it? Now do you feel that Pindao
Is it particularly suitable for you to be the Sangmenxing?
To be honest, if it weren't for the fact that your eldest wife had given a helping hand to Pindao when he was in poverty and donated a lot of incense money, so that Pindao's Qingdu Temple would not go bankrupt a few years ago, it would be
You, an idiot who was fucked so hard by a female assassin on your wedding night, still want to become a god?
Dream on!"
After hearing Kong Qing's words, the purple-robed middle-aged warrior Xun gritted his teeth, but could not refute a word.
"Although it is the fault of a son not to teach his father, for the sake of your wife, Pindao can still give you, the Sangmenxing, a chance..."
Kong Qingyin had a sullen face and said coldly to the warrior Xun.
"Now Pindao has decided to lend you Emperor Zhang Cheng's secret soldiers for the time being. You go down and help Pindao sort out the affairs of your own family. If Pindao finds out that his benefactor is being abused in your home again...
…”
Kong Qing reached out and pulled out the magic whip from the air, and with an unceremonious whip, Samurai Yu fell to the roof, making him unable to suppress a scream that was close to the tone below.
"Don't blame Pindao's men for being ruthless!"
The strange thing is that although Kong Qing and Sangmen Star Warrior Xun were just standing on the roof not far from the men below, they seemed to be deaf, and no one heard the upload from the top.
There were voices and screams.
Seeing his then... and now fellow samurai Yun being mercilessly knocked down by Kong Qing's whip and shaking into a ball on the roof in pain, the Capital Emperor Zhang Daoyuan standing aside suddenly grinned in sympathy.
fine!
I usually run my family very strictly, and my children are also relatively motivated...
"Emperor Zhang Cheng..."
After knocking down the warrior Xun with a whip, Kong Qing turned around and looked at another middle-aged man in purple robe, Zhang Daoyuan, with a pleasant look.
"Originally, Pindao promised not to interfere in your affairs, but this Sangmen Xing has just become a god and has no subordinates, so I can only borrow it from you for the time being. I also ask Zhang Cheng Emperor to pay homage to you!"
"Don't dare, don't dare..."
After hearing Kong Qing's words, Zhang Daoyuan hurriedly answered.
"Since the establishment of the All-Demon Alliance, Chang'an City has no need to dispatch Yin soldiers, so the real person can borrow it if he wants, and it will not affect the affairs of the capital at all."
With that said, Zhang Daoyuan turned around and gave a light drink below.
"Where is the civil and military judge?"
"My subordinate is here!"
A burly old man wearing armor and holding an iron staff and an even burlier scribe who looked like a door leaf walked out of the shadows and raised their fists to the roof.
"You will temporarily obey the command of Mr. Sangmen Xingjun..."
"yes!"
After hearing Zhang Daoyuan's words, the pair of burly civil and military judges raised their hands at the same time.
"Mai Tiezhang (special agent) obeys the order!"
"Go quickly!"
After seeing the civil and military judge appear, Kong Qing lowered his eyes and said to the warrior Yu who had just gotten up from the ground.
"Solve the matter quickly and don't force Pindao to take action personally..."
"yes!"
Warrior Xun looked gloomy and reluctantly bowed his hands to Kong Qing. Then he jumped off the roof and landed in front of the civil and military judge. He gritted his teeth and pointed at his former mansion.
"Can you two please go and help me arrest everyone in this mansion and take them to the open space in the backyard and garden?"
"yes!"
Mai Tiezhang and Special Agent agreed, then turned around and whistled, and a large number of Yin soldiers wearing armor and holding weapons poured out from not far behind him.
"Brothers, follow me!"
Mai Tiezhang raised the iron rod in his hand and pointed towards the mansion in front of him. He felt like he was back to the time when he was young and robbing houses.
"Catch all the guys inside..."
…
At this time, the two young men, whose eyes were red and swollen after being sprayed by the anti-wolf spray and who were crying, were supporting each other and leaving the door of their aunt's house while still saying harsh words into the house.
"Bitch, you dare to be so vicious. If you wait for me, if I don't tie you to the bed next time and punish you severely, I won't be named Wu!"
After hearing what his brother said, the younger of the two men also bared his teeth towards the room where Yang Mudan was.
"That's right! Just wait for us, you bitch. Next time we must..."
Before he could finish his words, a group of black shadows falling from the sky suddenly appeared in his eyes, which were filled with tears because he was hit by the anti-wolf spray.
boom!
Before the two of them could figure out what was going on, they felt a cramp in their stomachs, as if they had been kicked hard by a cow, and their bodies fell to the ground involuntarily.
"take away!"
With a contemptuous voice, the two young men felt their ankles being grabbed by a somewhat cold hand, and then dragged towards the front yard.
Although the two of them were hit by the anti-wolf spray and the guy with the best eyesight could not see what was going on, the two teenage children hiding next to the backyard gate, Wu Yuanqing, the biological son of Samurai Tong,
Wu Yuanshuang saw it very clearly.
Just after their two cousins, Wu Weiliang and Wu Huaiyun, failed to harass the bitch of the Yang family, suddenly a group of warriors wearing black armor jumped silently from outside the wall, led by two burly metropolitans.
A somewhat inhumanly strong man.
In front of these two strong men, their two cousins had no power to resist and were kicked over directly. Then the other party directly fought with open fire and came in with weapons.
"Help!"
Wu Yuanqing and Wu Yuanshuang were so frightened that they no longer cared about revenge on their stepmother, and ran away, shouting loudly as they ran.
"The bandits are coming! Help!"
－－－－－－Digression－－－－－
That's right, the best way to deal with naughty children is to deal with the naughty parents!
There is such a story recorded in "The Legend of Immortals". There was an immortal named Liu Gen who was thought to be a demon by a prefect named Zhang.
Want to catch one? Liu Gen replied, it’s easy...
Then, Liu Gen cast a spell to catch all the dead parents of Prefect Zhang in front of the hall!