Chapter 793: The story between Shangyuan's Kuguan and a little widow
"Ha ha ha ha……"
In Kong Qing's private screening room in Yunzhong City, Mrs. Taiyin covered her mouth with her hands and let out a series of silver bell-like laughter to Mrs. Shangyuan sitting on the other side, without any attempt to hide it.
One's own sense of schadenfreude.
"When the clothes of the slave family were stolen by the hidden immortal Li Zhongfu, Shangyuan, how did you laugh at me? Now, not only are your intimate clothes worn by mortals, they are even stripped off and used as tributes.
Sent to Chang'an... Hahahahaha! For the next fifty years, I will point to Shangyuan and keep your joke alive..."
Amidst Mrs. Taiyin's silver bell-like laughter, Mrs. Shangyuan stared at her with a frosty face, her two little fists clenched tightly, as if she would burst out in the next moment, and directly have a fight with Mrs. Taiyin.
Real person PK!
Next to them, Mrs. Fan, Magu and Lady Yan were cracking melon seeds while watching the fun with smiles. Miss Yunying was holding a handful of melon seeds in her hands and hiding behind her sister with a timid look on her face.
Worried that the fight between Shangyuan and Taiyin would accidentally injure him. Qingtongjun, Dongxuanzi and the newly joined Mrs. Nanming sat in the corner with weird smiles, whispering to each other...
The scene is very harmonious!
Squeak!
Following the sound of the door, Kong Qing, dressed in white, walked in from the outside carrying a plate of cut cherries, a fruit of the earth, and asked with concern on his face.
"Shangyuan, Pindao, did you hear that Ernie Niang said you have something to do with me?"
"Mr. Lang..."
After seeing Kong Qing appear, Mrs. Shangyuan immediately opened her big eyes, showed an aggrieved expression, stood up and rushed towards Kong Qing.
"You are finally back!"
Just when Mrs. Shangyuan was about to save her, Mrs. Taiyin had already grabbed Mrs. Shangyuan's shoulder with lightning speed and stopped her throwing herself into her arms.
"Shangyuan, speak properly and don't make these ambiguous actions!"
"..."
Mrs. Shangyuan turned around and glared at Mrs. Taiyin fiercely.
"Taiyin, please let go. I have suffered so much grievance. Isn't it enough for me to lend my husband's shoulder to lean on and talk to?"
"Of course not!"
The corners of Mrs. Taiyin's mouth were slightly raised, her smile was as bright as a flower, and the majestic posture she had always maintained was gone.
"Now that so many people are watching, Shangyuan, you'd better respect yourself!"
"no problem, no problem!"
After hearing Mrs. Taiyin's words, Magu immediately waved her long-nailed hands like windmills to speak on behalf of the remaining fairies.
"We don't mind what Shangyuan does at all. In fact, you two can completely pretend that the rest of us don't exist. If that doesn't work, we can also be temporarily invisible..."
"Yeah!"
Qingtongjun also joined in the fun and said.
"Sister Taiyin, if you want to do something, you can do it boldly. Don't pay attention to us. We are just watching and learning!"
"..."
Listening to the words of these fairies who were not too concerned about the excitement, Kong Qing raised his eyebrows silently.
These fairies are really... He, Master Qingwei, came here just to watch the fun, not just for you onlookers to watch!
"Okay! Shangyuan, if you have anything to do, you can sit down and talk slowly..."
Kong Qing gently placed the fruit plate in his hand on the coffee table in front of the sofa, and said to Mrs. Shangyuan with concern.
"If there is anything that Pindao can do his best, Pindao will naturally not refuse!"
"Mr. Lang, you are so kind!"
After Mrs. Shangyuan heard Kong Qing's words, she immediately looked happy.
"Actually, it's like this..."
…
As Mrs. Shangyuan whispered softly, and Mrs. Taiyin next to her checked (exposed) defects (wears), mended (old) leaks (bottoms) from time to time, Kong Qing finally realized that Mrs. Shangyuan's clothes had been stolen.
Things are roughly understood.
To put it simply, it was the guard of one of Mrs. Shangyuan's villas in Yizhou, a parallel-imported Immortal Pei who used the Kunlun elixir to reborn. In order to save face for a little widow he was keeping, he secretly opened the door.
I went to Mrs. Shangyuan's clothes warehouse and took a set of Mrs. Shangyuan's heavenly clothes for the young widow to put on and let her attend the banquet hosted by Mrs. Wei Yunqi in Daxingtai, Yizhou.
At the banquet, the little widow wearing Mrs. Shangyuan's heavenly clothes was really stunning. All the women present, including Wei Yunqi's wife, were extremely envious of the little widow's clothes, wishing that she was the one wearing them.
certainly!
If this was just the case, then this matter might not be discovered by others, let alone Mrs. Shangyuan's ears.
But as the saying goes, no coincidence can tell. Just when the little widow was overwhelming everyone, Wei Yunqi came over after hearing the news and found that this dress was as if it was made from heaven, with no trace of needlework. It was definitely not something that should be in the world.
So Wei Yunqi peeled off the little widow's heavenly clothes without thinking. Then, before the parallel-imported immortal Pei could react, Wei Yunqi had already sent someone to send the heavenly clothes to Chang'an on a horse.
His Majesty Li Yuan is a tribute!
If Tianyi was still in Yizhou, Shangyuan would definitely not be able to sense it, but now that Tianyi has arrived in Chang'an, it will be different...
Shangyuan was naturally very confused when she discovered that her entire set of clothes had appeared in Chang'an City. However, when she traced all the way to Yizhou, she discovered that Pei, the treasurer, had actually brought the young widow and Shangyuan with him.
All the belongings left in the other courtyard escaped!
"Mr. Lang..."
Mrs. Shangyuan looked at Kong Qing with big watery eyes.
"Now that the clothes of the slave family have entered the imperial city, if the slave family takes it by force, it will inevitably conflict with the dragon energy in the world. Could you please sir, retrieve the clothes for the slave family or burn them directly?"
"good!"
Kong Qing agreed to Mrs. Shangyuan's request without even thinking about it.
"Pindao will go back to the Imperial City in a moment to see His Majesty Li Yuan and ask for your clothes back for Shangyuan."
"Mr. Lang is so considerate!"
Hearing Kong Qing's answer so crisply and neatly, Mrs. Shangyuan immediately looked at Kong Qing with joy and continued.
"In addition, Lang Jun, can you temporarily lend your fox guards and the satellite monitoring system to the slave family to help the slave family find the whereabouts of the traitor?"
"I'm afraid this is a bit of a problem..."
Kong Qing pinched a strand of his long hair with his hand and pondered slightly.
"After all, we don't know where the treasurekeeper took the little widow to. It's like looking for a needle in a haystack. Even with a satellite monitoring system, we can't find it!"
"What should we do?"
Mrs. Shangyuan said with an annoyed look.
"That bastard dared to steal the Nu family's clothes. The Nu family will never let him go... Well, let's do this. The Nu family will find my mother in Kunlun and issue a wanted order in all the immortal capitals..."
"Shangyuan, Pindao thinks it's better not to bother the Queen Mother of the West with such a trivial matter!"
Kong Qing sighed with envy when he saw Shangyuan planning to issue arrest warrants all over the world if they disagreed.
"Well, Pindao has some experience in the art of fortune-telling. Shangyuan, tell Pindao the location of that other courtyard. Pindao will go to Yizhou himself and help you capture the treasurer. That's it.
Got it!"
"Mr. Lang..."
After hearing what Kong Qing said, Mrs. Shangyuan's eyes immediately turned watery when she looked at Kong Qing. She took a step forward towards Kong Qing and said in a sweet voice.
"You are so kind to the slave family, and the slave family really has nothing to repay. It seems that the only choice is..."
As she spoke, Mrs. Shangyuan winked at Kong Qing, threw away two large bundles of autumn spinach, and slightly pouted her red mouth, which looked like the color of the big cherry on the table.
Seeing Mrs. Shangyuan's appearance, the fairies who were eating fruits and watching the show immediately put down the sliced cherries in their hands, and stared at the two of them with bright eyes. Magu was the most excited.
He even quietly waved his jade hands with long nails, shouting silently in his heart.
'Kiss me! Kiss me!'
"cannot!"
The next moment, Mrs. Taiyin, who had a majestic face, came out again and held down Mrs. Shangyuan's shoulders.
"Don't do these inappropriate things in public places, you will be reported!"
"well……"
After seeing Madam Taiyin's actions, the fairies present all sighed in unison.
I thought I could see Shangyuan directly forcefully kiss Qingwei...
…
Just when Kong Qing was having fun with the fairies such as Mrs. Yuan and Mrs. Taiyin, in the elegant pavilion of a flower building in Pingkangfang, Chang'an City, a fat man in well-dressed clothes was pointing at the two people in front of him.
There is a statue of a god, and he said to several other people of different ages who were also dressed in fancy clothes, frothing at the mouth.
"Qian Yuanyou, Fan Tianji, Yang Zhewei, His Highness has no other requirements for you this time. He just hopes that we can publicize the power of these two righteous gods among our brothers in the army, so that the brothers can give these
The two righteous gods only burn a few sticks of incense in the morning and evening."
"..."
After hearing the words of this well-dressed man, whether it was General Yuan You Qian Jiulong, General Tianji Fan Shixing, or General Zhewei Yang Mao, they all showed incredible expressions.
After they joined His Highness the King of Qin, the first order he gave them was to organize the army to worship the gods...
There seems to be something wrong with this!
"Yi Zhen..."
After hesitating for a while, General Yuan You Qian Jiulong opened his mouth to speak first.
"It's not that I don't believe you, it's mainly because what Your Highness means is true... Are you sure that the thing His Highness asked you to tell us is this, and not some other things? For example, to place some of Your Highness's troops in the army of Chao
Confidants and so on."
After hearing Qian Jiulong's words, Tianji General Fan Shixing and Zhewei General Yang Mao both nodded in sympathy.
yes!
Is this move by His Highness the King of Qin a little too special?
"You guys are really..."
After seeing Qian Jiulong's actions, a certain demon king waved his hand disdainfully.
"Do we need to lie to you about this matter? If you don't believe me, you should have heard about Shu Bao's character. He will never lie to others. Shu Bao, do you think His Highness is letting them do it?" Do their respective armies promote and believe in Wuquxingjun and the Five Grain God?"
"Well……"
A door god sitting next to a certain demon king hesitated for a moment, then nodded.
"Yes, this is what His Highness meant!"
"It turns out that this is indeed what His Highness meant!"
After seeing that even the famous Qin Shubao nodded in agreement, General Yuanyou Qian Jiulong, General Tianji Fan Shixing and General Zhewei Yang Mao immediately believed the words of a certain demon king and began to consider the significance of King Qin's actions.
"But why would Your Highness do this?"
"Could it be that His Highness wants to see someone's loyalty?"
General Zhewei Yang Mao replied hesitantly.
"After all, if someone can fully implement such a ridiculous order, it naturally means that someone is willing to obey His Highness's order. On the contrary, if someone does not execute it, it means that someone actually still has doubts!"
"color!"
As soon as Yang Mao finished speaking, he saw that a certain demon king had slapped his thigh and said excitedly.
"Yang Zhewei is indeed a famous general. He is truly insightful. That's right! That's what Your Highness means!"
－－－－－－Digression－－－－－
The story about Mrs. Shangyuan’s treasury manager and the little widow in the middle of this chapter is indeed true. It is recorded in "Xianzhuan Supplements" and "Xuanguailu", but it did not happen in the early Tang Dynasty, but in the reign of Emperor Xuanzong of the prosperous Tang Dynasty. During the period, the main idea of the story is that because this little widow was very beautiful, Zhangchou Jianqiong, the governor of Jiedu at that time, had some unreasonable thoughts, but before Zhangchou Jianqiong could take action, Mrs. Shangyuan's treasury manager had already used The magic took down the little widow. Later, in order to save the little widow's face in front of her love rival, the treasurer stole Shangyuan's clothes and gave them to the little widow. After things fell apart, the treasurer was demoted to the mortal world and became a country. The emperor...
Now everyone understands how awesome Mrs. Shangyuan is. Even the emperor of the country is not qualified to serve as a treasurer for her!