Chapter 797: What? The Cowherd did not peep at the Weaver Girl taking a bath, nor did he steal clothes
Although Kong Qing had already seriously framed Penglai in front of Mrs. Shangyuan... he analyzed and tried to make the other party understand that the treasurer was a spy sent by Penglai with the intention of harming Kunlun, but Mrs. Shangyuan and the others did not believe it at all.
In order to prove that what he said was true, Kong Qing even put himself in Mrs. Shang Yuan's shoes and analyzed what kind of harm this weak, seemingly harmless treasury manager could do to them if he was really a spy.
"Shangyuan, you can think about it. Although this treasury manager is weak and seems to have no rights, his position is very critical..."
Kong Qing put on a serious face and spoke seriously to Shangyuan and the other female fairies.
"For example, when Shangyuan sent your maid to inform him that you were going to Yizhou to stay for a few days, did you expose your whereabouts? After Penglai learned about this, they could deal with it in a targeted manner.
You take some actions, such as sending assassins to assassinate you, sending beautiful men to seduce you, and so on!"
"Penglai wants to send assassins to kill me..."
After hearing Kong Qing's words, Shangyuan closed the sandalwood folding fan in his hand with a swish and replied proudly.
"If they are not afraid of death, then let them try it!"
"..."
Kong Qing blinked silently.
Miscalculated!
The little lady in front of her is not an ordinary woman. As the second generation of the top immortal, no one knows how much the Queen Mother of the West has given her. It is indeed a little more difficult to assassinate her.
"I think Mr. Qingwei is more worried about Penglai sending beautiful men to seduce Shangyuan, causing Shangyuan to fall in love with someone else!"
Magu on the side said as if joking.
"This is indeed a big threat..."
"What a threat!"
Mrs. Fan on the side covered her mouth with a fan and said with a smile.
"Our Shangyuan is quite loyal. As long as Qingwei takes the initiative, rush directly into Shangyuan's room at night and take her down decisively. Don't talk about the beautiful men sent by Penglai then, even if they are all the beautiful men in the world.
She won't choose in front of Shangyuan!"
"..."
Kong Qing blinked silently again.
Mrs. Fan, this old Siji, is indeed someone who has been through this before. Within these three words, the car door was welded shut!
Now is it time for us to discuss whether to choose a handsome man...
"Pindao is just making an analogy. In fact, Pei Bingcao can take advantage of his position as the general manager of another courtyard to install some pinhole cameras covered with decorations in certain rooms of the courtyard... Pindao
It means a magic weapon that leaves a sound and a photo!"
Kong Qing looked at the female fairies in front of him who were laughing together because of the beauty pageant, and silently released the murder weapon.
"When the time comes, Shangyuan, everything you say and do in other courtyards will be detected by others, and every word you say will be recorded by others. What's more, even you may be photographed when you take a bath.
, and then use it to threaten you!"
"Hahaha……"
To Kong Qing's surprise, facing such a terrible possibility he mentioned, these female fairies actually laughed together one by one, as if what Kong Qing said was a joke.
"Lang Jun, you are really..."
Mrs. Shangyuan sat up straight on the sofa and smoothed her hair with her hands.
"No one would be so shameless as to deliberately set up a photo-taking magic weapon to do such obscene things!"
"that is!"
Magu on the side also said.
"Qingwei, how did you come up with such a disgusting idea? This is too bottomless. There is no way anyone would do this!"
"..."
Kong Qing blinked silently.
There's no way anyone could do that...
Didn't the Cowherd steal someone else's clothes while the Weaver Girl was taking a bath, and then successfully marry a beautiful wife for himself?
"The Cowherd spied on the Weaver Girl taking a bath, stole her clothes, and forced the Weaver Girl to get married!"
Mrs. Shangyuan covered her stomach with her hands and fell into Mrs. Fan's arms, laughing so hard that she was out of breath.
"Hahahaha... Lang Jun, you are so funny. Where did you hear such baseless things?"
"Qingwei Langjun!"
Mrs. Fan covered her mouth with a fan and looked at Kong Qing with crooked eyebrows.
"The marriage of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl was determined by the Northern Emperor. She is marrying a matchmaker, and it has nothing to do with stealing clothes or anything like that. You can ask Taiyin about this. She has a very good relationship with the Weaver Girl!"
"..."
Kong Qing blinked silently.
How could it be possible that Cowherd didn't spy on Weaver Girl taking a bath or steal Weaver Girl's clothes? This is obviously contrary to common sense!
"Madams, please don't hold on to these minutiae, let's focus on the key points... Pindao means that even a little person you don't like can become a terrible spy, because...
…”
"OK OK……"
Mrs. Shangyuan stood up and covered her mouth with the sandalwood folding fan in her hand.
"Mr. Lang, you are exaggerating. You are just a little thief, and you are so serious."
"that is!"
Magu also said with a smile.
"He actually said that he wants Kunlun to take action directly to destroy Penglai. If Shangyuan really talks about this matter to the Queen Mother of the West, I'm afraid even the Golden Mother will think that Shangyuan is crazy!"
"Even if we don't take action, we can still set up a fairy capital council!"
Kong Qing was still unwilling to give up, so he continued to confuse him.
"After all, Penglai's act of sending spies to Kunlun is real. Even if he is not killed, all the immortals in the world should know about Penglai's ugly face..."
"alright!"
Mrs. Shangyuan covered her face with a folding fan, her shoulders twitching as she laughed.
"Lang Jun, even if you want to take revenge on Penglai because of what happened to the council before, don't choose such an outrageous reason. Penglai sent spies to Kunlun. People in other Xiandu are not stupid. They will not believe that Lord Heshang has such courage.
Offend my mother!"
"well!"
Looking at these Tang Dynasty bumpkins who had never experienced the pervasive cultural infiltration and spy invasion a thousand years later, Kong Qing could only sigh in silence, and said that he only had one thing to say...
'When you were exaggerating the Penglai threat theory to Shangyuan and the others just now, why didn't Pindao first borrow Zhang Liang's gift of eloquence from the Conferred Gods List!'
In the end, even though Kong Qing had worked very hard, Shangyuan and the others not only gave up Kong Qing's proposal to join forces and destroy Penglai once and for all, they even convened the Xiandu Council to send troops to Kunlun from Penglai.
The middle strategy of judging the spy's behavior was also rejected, and the next strategy of appeasement was chosen, which was to ask the other party to hand over Pei Bingcao, the treasury manager, and then the whole thing would be over.
However, although he did not achieve his goal, Kong Qing was not very disappointed!
After all, he still had some idea of whether Pei Bingcao was a spy. Originally, it was just a three-shot strategy. It would be good if he could be framed, but if not, he wouldn't be framed. It wasn't a big problem.
Besides, even without Kunlun's help, Master Qingwei, Laojun's favorite cub, would sooner or later be able to stand at the top of the world relying on Laojun's preference and his own efforts!
Penglai who offended him will definitely receive retribution. Even if they can escape this time, they will not be able to avoid the next time when he personally liquidates them.
…
Of course, An Qisheng, who was far away in Penglai Mountain, didn't know how Kong Qing, a vicious guy, framed him in front of Mrs. Shangyuan and encouraged Kunlun to take action to destroy Penglai. At this time, he was looking at the people floating in front of him.
A flying talisman, a gloomy expression on his face.
"Kunlun and Penglai have always been on good terms. I believe that you, Mr. An Qi, will not harbor thieves who steal property from my palace. As for Mr. Qingwei's pursuit of the thief's whereabouts for me but you, Penglai, deliberately blocked it, I believe that you will not.
It's just a misunderstanding. Since the husband has returned safely, I will no longer pursue this matter..."
Mrs. Shangyuan's unhurried speaking voice slowly came out from the flying talisman. Although it sounded gentle, it carried an air of unabashed condescension.
"Now that the thief has fallen into your hands, Penglai, I hope you can hand him over so as not to damage the harmony between Penglai and Kunlun. That's it for now. I hope you will make your own decision, Mr. Anqi!"
"call……"
After listening to Fei Fu's words, An Qincheng let out a long breath and turned to look at Wang Kejiao, who was standing aside with his hands down.
"How's it going? Have you found the Earth Immortal?"
"Report to Duke An Qi!"
Wang Kejiao raised his head and glanced at An Qisheng, who had a gloomy expression. He gritted his teeth silently and cheered himself up in his heart before answering hesitantly.
"The other party did not go to Yingzhou and the abbot, but seemed to find a random direction and drove out. Now the sea is vast..."
boom!
Wang Kejiao was photographed on the wall again.
"Where does the vast sea come from? The Earth Immortal is so weak and brings a mortal with him. How can he go deep into the sea? The only islands left are the nearby islands..."
An Qisheng looked at Wang Kejiao hanging on the wall with sharp eyes.
"Send all the people out and go from island to island. I must find them!"
"yes!"
Wang Kejiao nodded in panic.
"I'm going to pass the order right now... No! I'm going to lead a team and set off in person, searching for one island after another!"
Plop!
An Qisheng withdrew his hand, and Wang Kejiao, who was hanging on the wall, suddenly felt his body loosen and fell to the ground.
"Go! If you can't find that Earth Immortal, don't come back to see me..."
"Yes Yes……"
Wang Kejiao hurriedly nodded in agreement and hurriedly retreated outside.
"I'll go right now, I'll go right now..."
"Mr. An Qi!"
After Wang Kejiao left, Tianmenzi Wang Gang, who was standing aside, looked at the ugly An Qisheng and subconsciously lowered his voice.
"Do you think this is a bit too coincidental..."
"Nonsense! That thief just arrived at Penglai, and Qingwei followed him. Then when Qingwei caused trouble in front, the thief immediately sailed out to sea. If this is all a coincidence, my life in An Qisheng will be in vain.
Lived a thousand years old!"
An Qisheng, who looked ugly, knocked the quinoa staff on the ground heavily and said through gritted teeth.
"This shameless Qingwei, in order to deal with our Xiandao side, he even used such dirty tricks of frame-up..."
－－－－－－Digression－－－－－
That’s right, the legend of the Cowherd stealing the Weaver Girl’s clothes did not appear in the Tang Dynasty!
In the novel at this time, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl were both gods, and their marriage was betrothed by the Emperor of Heaven. There were two reasons for the separation of Lao and Yan. The first was that the Weaver Girl was busy having sex after getting married... living a married life and no longer weaving, so
He was punished. The second one was that the Cowherd borrowed 20,000 yuan from the Emperor of Heaven when he got married and refused to repay it, so he was punished by the Emperor of Heaven!
Therefore, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl are not actually in free love. As for their relationship, Zhang Jian, a famous talent in the Tang Dynasty, told such a story in "The Collection of Spirits and Monsters":
It is said that a man named Guo Han met a beautiful woman at night and said, "I am the Weaver Girl in the sky, and I have not had a lover for a long time. The best time has been blocked, and the mood is full of tranquility. God has given me to travel around the world, admire the breeze, and wish to make a divine bond.
.”
This sentence translated into vernacular is nine words, "I, the Weaver Girl, want to sleep with you, can I?"
Later Guo Han asked the Weaver Girl, "Won't the Cowherd be angry if you come down to me?" The Weaver Girl replied, "What does the change of yin and yang have to do with the canal? Since the river and the Han are isolated, there is no way to know it; even if we know it again, it is not a worry."
Tou Qing Teo is so confident!
How about it, do you all feel that your three views are shattered...
PS: As a side note, the grandfather of this talented scholar Zhang Jian is named Zhang Wei. This man wrote a novel called "The Cave of the Immortals", which tells the story of himself and two female fairies. It is very interesting and highly recommended.
By the way, Mengxin will give you an excerpt from the book's poem about the knife and the scabbard by Zhang Huo and the female fairy.
knife:
The self-pity glue is heavy and the lovesickness is endless. It's a pity that the sharp thing stays in the skin all day long.
scabbard:
The number of strokes on the skin should be slow, and the number of strokes should be increased quickly. After pulling out the sheath, how will the empty sheath be?