Chapter 926: Even the little milk cat with the lucky buff can't change the foodie attribute
After the meeting between Li Erfeng and Bolden Ningli ended completely, and the matter of the three hundred asuras was handed over to Li Erfeng, Kong Qing put the matter behind him and returned to Yunzhong City in a relaxed manner.
Calculate the gains from attacking Sunrise Temple this time.
"First, those snake monsters from the Nirvana Sect, Mahulaka, made me gain weight. Then the Yakshas made me gain weight again. Now, these Asuras from Sunrise Temple are getting fat again.
I gained a lot of weight..."
As he said that, Kong Qing looked at another four-digit number of merits with a complicated expression on his face.
"The poor Taoist has worked so hard to subjugate demons all over the world to earn merit. In the end, the biggest waves were all sent by you gang of thieves and monks. No wonder so many people in history want to destroy Buddha, because it is really profitable to deal with you.
What a great way to make merit!”
Having said this, Kong Qing silently raised his head and looked to the south of Chang'an City. His sharp eyes seemed to have traveled through time and space and landed on Tiantai Mountain thousands of miles away, with hope on his face.
"I just don't know how big the power of poverty is on you!"
After more than ten seconds, Kong Qing withdrew his gaze from the south, continued to focus on the numbers on the lottery interface, and then rubbed his little hands.
"Okay, now it's time for a happy lottery..."
Just when Kong Qingzheng was a little uncontrollable and wanted to take another wave, the little cat lying on his shoulder suddenly raised his head lazily and reminded him.
"Ouch!"
"correct……"
After hearing the little milk cat's words, Kong Qing instantly slapped his forehead, then took out the lucky gun and the lucky horse from his sleeve, placed them in front of him, and said with shining eyes.
"Thankfully, little guy, you reminded me, Pindao almost forgot that he is also lucky now..."
Before he finished speaking, Kong Qing suddenly stopped, then turned his head and looked at the cute little kitten lying on his shoulder.
"By the way, little guy, why are you still outside? Come in quickly!"
"..."
The little cat looked at Kong Qing lazily, then jumped up nimbly to avoid Kong Qing's hand grabbing it, jumped from his shoulder to his face, stretched out its short legs, and was very
Skillfully pushed the revolver of the lucky gun on the table away, loaded three black and one red bullets into the chamber, then curled his tail and fired directly at himself.
boom!
After a soft sound, a bright red bullet was shot from the muzzle of the gun, hitting the little milk cat, and instantly turned into a red mist, hovering above its head.
Then, the little cat put down the lucky gun, raised its head and chest, and looked at Kong Qing proudly.
"Aow! Aow! Aow!"
"..."
Kong Qing blinked silently.
It turns out that this lucky gun can actually shoot lucky bullets... Sorry! I thought this gun could only shoot bad luck bullets because it was always black!
"So little guy, what you are saying is that you took out food because of bad luck before, but now that your luck has changed, you definitely won't take out food, right?"
After hearing what Kong Qing said, the little cat nodded proudly.
"Ouch!"
"So now you're going to do it again!"
Kong Qing tilted his head and thought for a moment.
"Well! Pindao is now invincible in the mortal world, so it's not impossible for you to be whipped once, but..."
Whoosh!
Before Kong Qing finished speaking, the little cat had already jumped on his shoulder and nuzzled Kong Qing's face with his head.
"Ouch!"
"All right!"
After being rubbed twice by the little milk cat, Kong Qing immediately surrendered.
"I'll let you smoke once, but Pindao thinks that 80% of what you smoke will be food and drink!"
"..."
The little cat glanced at Kong Qing, then pointed condescendingly at the lucky gun on the table with its short legs.
"Ouch!"
"Okay! Okay... you are no longer the little guy before, but a little guy blessed with lucky BUFF!"
Kong Qing stroked the little cat's head with his hand.
"Then you allow Pindao to take a bath and change clothes, and after you have also blessed the lucky BUFF, we will smoke again..."
…
An hour later, after taking a shower and changing clothes seriously, and then as expected, Kong Qing shot himself with a black bullet and then received a kick from a lucky horse. He brought the little milk cat to the Tai Chi Hall in Yunzhong City.
"Xiaodao is sincere and respectful, please protect Xiaodao!"
As usual, after taking out his best Nirvana incense and offering it to Laojun respectfully, Kong Qing took the little cat and knelt down three times and nine times at the statue of Laojun, and prayed, and then his mind focused on the lottery button.
a little.
"Ten draws in a row, let's go!"
The light bloomed, the stars moved, and the familiar ten stars once again jumped out of the sea of stars.
This time Kong Qing did not directly reach out to draw the lottery, but first looked at the little milk cat standing aside.
"Little guy, do you still want to be the first to smoke?"
"..."
The little cat held its cheek with its short legs and seemed to be thinking seriously. Then after about ten seconds, it finally shook its head.
"Ouch!"
"What, you said I'll do it first... okay! I'll let you do it first!"
Although he said so, Kong Qing did not directly draw the lottery, but knelt down to Laojun again with a sincere face.
"Laojun, what Xiaodao is smoking now is what Xiaodao wants, and what the little guy will smoke later is his... Please, Laojun, please don't give me the wrong one, Xiaodao kowtows to you!"
"..."
Seeing Kong Qing's actions, the little cat's eyes suddenly showed a hint of anger.
This stupid human being!
Obviously the last time he drew the blind drink box was because of his bad luck, but he actually dared to say that he was a foodie!
no……
Ben Long must prove himself today!
On the other side, after Kong Qing finished praying, he carefully stretched out his hand and poked towards the interface.
"God, lean on your left hand and open!"
As Kong Qing tapped his finger, a golden light suddenly emerged from the interface. The light was so dazzling that Kong Qing could not open his eyes.
"I was the first one to reveal something good. My disciple, thank you so much, Mr. Laojun!"
After the light dissipated, Kong Qing saw what looked like a book placed in the center of the lottery interface.
"what is this?"
One gas transforms three cleanses:
This technique is a unique skill created by Laozi. Once you practice it to the extreme, you can use the energy of heaven and earth to carry your body as you wish, and you can transform your body into three transformations.
PS: He is born after he is born, and he is born after he grows old. He got his name from Li Chengzheng. His two hands encompass the world and beyond, and one breath can transform the three pure things.
"Hahaha……"
After seeing the introduction of this book, Kong Qing instantly raised his head and let out a burst of hearty laughter.
"First it was the Taiqing Immortal Technique, and now it is the Three Pure Ones. I am indeed Laojun's favorite cub..."
"..."
The little cat looked at Kong Qing who was laughing with some jealousy.
I get carried away as soon as I draw something good...
What a stupid human being!
After laughing for a while, Kong Qing lowered his head again and kowtowed to the statue of Laojun respectfully.
"Thank you very much for your care for Xiaodao. Xiaodao will never forget your original intention, keep your mission in mind, and move forward..."
After expressing his determination for more than a minute, Kong Qing extended his hand towards the lottery interface again.
"Then let Pindao look at the next one..."
Before Kong Qing's finger touched the system interface, the little cat had already jumped over, pointed in the direction of the lottery interface with its short legs, and growled in a sweet voice.
"Ouch!"
"What, little guy, you said you would smoke this one!"
Because he had drawn such a good thing as Yi Qi Huan San Qing, Kong Qing was in a surprisingly good mood now. He very generously withdrew the hand he was planning to draw and waved at the little cat.
"Come on! Little one, you can choose whatever you want. Which side should you count from? Which number?"
"..."
After hearing Kong Qing's words, the little milk cat suddenly had a pensive expression on its face. It walked around twice in front of Kong Qing with its short legs, and finally made up its mind.
"Ouch! Ouch!"
"Little guy, you said you should choose the fourth one on the right..."
Kong Qing raised his hand and pointed it towards the star according to the position mentioned by the little milk cat.
"open!"
Whoosh!
The light exploded again, and it was very dazzling. Although it was not as good as the one that transformed into three pure things just now, it was still very bright.
"Hey! Little guy, you exploded something good!"
Kong Qing raised his hand to cover his eyes, and said to the little cat with a smile.
"But it seems that you also exploded last time, so don't be another seafood blind box this time..."
Before he finished speaking, he saw the little milk cat giving him a fierce look.
"Ouch!"
"Okay! Okay...I won't curse you anymore!"
Kong Qing raised his hand with a smile, expressing his resignation.
"Let's just wait and see what good thing you smoked this time..."
After the light dissipated, a bottle in a glass bottle was left in the middle of the interface... something that looked like beans.
"puff!"
When he saw this thing that looked like a can of beans, Kong Qing burst out laughing. He poked it a little with his finger, and then saw that the glass bottle had fallen in front of the little milk cat.
"Little guy, this is the can of beans you smoked... Hey! It's actually a good thing."
Fairy beans:
This is a fairy bean from a dangerous world. You only need to eat one to instantly heal all the injuries on a person's body, and give him full energy and a sense of fullness. The most important thing is that it tastes great.
Quite delicious.
PS: Although fairy beans are good, don’t be greedy, otherwise you will gain weight!
"..."
The little cat looked at the bottle of fairy beans in front of him, with a confused expression on his face.
How is this going……
Haven't I already used the lucky gun? Why is it that the food I pulled out is still edible? Could it be that this lucky gun is not powerful enough?
Um!
Yes, that must be the case!
"Well, it turns out that no matter how good you are, little guy, you can't escape the category of edible food!"
While the little cat was meditating, Kong Qing, who couldn't help but laugh, reached out and touched its furry cat head.
"Resign yourself to your fate, little one. I have just decided that you are a foodie... Ouch!"
Before Kong Qing could finish his teasing words, the little milk cat had bitten his hand without hesitation.
"It hurts, it hurts... let go... okay! I was wrong, I was wrong... I shouldn't have said you were a foodie!"