"Your Majesty, in front of Your Majesty, the foreign minister is the minister of a small country, but this country behind the mountains should not be oppressed above the own country. [] The personal honor and disgrace of the foreign minister Shimazu Mitsuo is nothing, but... things Regarding the state system, if foreign ministers are allowed to submit to the envoys of Shanhou Kingdom, they will not dare to accept orders."
"Well……"
Zhu Yun also regretted a little. Why did he forget about the fight for fame between them when he was so happy? But now that the matter had come to this, he had no other choice but to bite the bullet and said: "Envoy Shimazu, Shanhou Kingdom The envoy is the prince of the country, so..."
Shimazu Mitsuo glared and shouted angrily: "Your Majesty, a small country behind the mountains is unheard of. Even the three countries of Shannan, Shanbei and Shanguo on Ryukyu Island are just small places and are not worth taking seriously. What's more, What kind of small country behind the mountains is this? The king of this country, in our Japan, is not as good as a minor official under the general Zhengyi. If your majesty allows him to take the throne, wouldn't it be an insult to us?"
He Tianyang followed Xia Xun's instructions. He said one thing and two things. He didn't say what he shouldn't say and didn't do what he shouldn't do. He had been standing there honestly, waiting for people to invite him to take a seat. To be honest. , he hasn’t had a palace banquet yet, and he is really a little bit greedy with a table full of feasts. He doesn’t care who sits in the front and who sits in the back, but Shimazu Mitsuo talks rhetorically, so he remains silent, and those Ming officials look at him with eyes. There was a slight hint of contempt, and he couldn't stand it.
In particular, the little guy Shimazu became more and more impassioned as he talked. Later, he jumped up in front of him, raised his head, pointed at his nose and started chattering, with spittle splashing on his face. He Tianyang really When the fire broke out, the pirate's fierceness came up and he immediately threw Xia Xun's instructions to the Kingdom of Java.
"What are you shouting about? What are you shouting about?"
He Tianyang stared at the Japanese envoy in front of him: "Look at your eyebrows, are they eyebrows? There are two dots on the eyes. I thought it was eye poop that I haven't wiped off. You painted that on your face, And those teeth of yours, which are originally uneven, are terribly difficult to deal with. They are stained black and pretend to be missing, right? You said that if you sit in front like this, will your Majesty the Ming Emperor still have the appetite to eat?"
Zhu Yun's face was red from suppressing it, but he couldn't laugh, absolutely couldn't laugh. His ministers... were all trying to hold back their laughter.
When it comes to quarreling and hurting others, He Tianyang is not afraid. Besides, he has traveled across the East China Sea and has been to Japan and Ryukyu. He is familiar with the people there. He occasionally talks about the customs, habits and dress of these foreign countries, and the people of Shuangyu Island. As a joke, there were many ridiculing words, but now he has used them.
"You are brave, I..."
"What am I, I keep saying my country, my country, what's wrong with your country, Japan? Your Majesty the Emperor, fellow officials of the Ming Dynasty, do you know what hairstyle the women in Japan wear? It's Shiitake head. Do you know what Shiitake is? Shiitake. It’s the shiitake mushroom. Originally only noble ladies and female officials could comb their hair, but now many women among the common people are following suit. Please imagine for a moment, His Majesty the Emperor and all ministers, a bunch of shiitake mushrooms swaying through the streets in the neighborhood..."
"Poof!"
Huang Zhen didn't hold back and laughed out loud. He quickly jumped back and hid behind Meng Shilang.
"How can this be..."
He Tianyang pinched his waist: "What a coincidence! Your Majesty, some pirates once robbed their Japanese merchant ships and came to Ryukyu to sell them. I was surprised at that time, oh, what kind of armor is this? Why?
They are all worn by children. Isn’t this bluffing? When I saw the Japanese envoy today, I realized that I’m sorry that pirate wasn’t bluffing. But don’t you have to make children’s clothes? They won’t be able to wear them if they are too big.
ah."
All the ministers of the Ming Dynasty couldn't help it. Someone was hiding behind and started to chuckle. This smile made many people laugh. Only Zhu Yun couldn't laugh. He was holding back and almost suffered internal injuries.
Shimazu Mitsuo was furious and gasped: "You, a...little...prince of a small country, how dare you be so rude to the envoy of your country, I...I..."
He Tianyang was unreasonable and unforgiving: "What are you talking about? Is this prince wrong? I am from a country of barbarians, and you are also a country of barbarians. How are you nobler than me? The nobles of our country like to learn from the country on earth.
, The nobles of the Earth Country ride in sedans, and we also ride in sedans. There is no difference in Japan, right? Don't you also learn to ride in the sedan chairs of the Earth Country? But you can learn a little bit like it.
Your Majesty the Emperor, gentlemen, do you know what the Japanese sedan looks like and how big it is? It's just a black box without a window. Open the door and get in. A pole is lifted at both ends. Oops, that one is small.
It's almost like a chicken coop. I came ashore from Fuzhou and went all the way to the capital. Along the way, I saw a big girl from your country getting married. The sedan chair she sat in was not that difficult!"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
The chuckles turned into roars of laughter. In fact, the ministers really wanted to give the Japanese envoy some face, but this Ryukyu prince was really hurtful... and they couldn't help but laugh. Zhu Yun couldn't help it, either.
I had no choice but to quickly turn my smile into a gentle and kind smile, and persuaded: "You two noble envoys, please stop arguing, I..."
Shimazu Mitsuo turned pale with anger and said angrily: "Your Majesty, it's not that the foreign minister disobeys the emperor's orders. It's actually the barbarian king of this small country who doesn't know etiquette. The foreign minister is here to pay homage to Your Majesty. It's right for him to humiliate the foreign minister like this."
Your Majesty is disrespectful, your Majesty should punish him with death!"
"Dao, don't talk nonsense!"
He Tianyang became more and more enthusiastic as he spoke, and shouted loudly: "You said you disrespect the original emperor, who disrespects the original emperor? We have our own clothes, language, and dressing up, but once we want to pay homage to the original emperor, we must follow the original rules. You
As for you, who is respectful and who is not? Our country has no Chinese characters, so we just learn the native characters. If we learn the native characters, we have to learn all the native characters. This is also respect. It is not like you.
Take a look at what you learned. I heard that the characters for "earth" were separated, and those with missing arms and legs were used as characters. What is this called? Painting a tiger is not the opposite...it's the opposite of a dog. Yes, that's it.
That's right, but don't mention it, the people there are quite serious. Even though they are painting dogs, they are still serious and solemn in their paintings."
"You...you..., Bage Yalu!"
"You don't have to curse people in different ways, I... this prince understands. Who is Ba Ge? Me Ba Ge or you Ba Ge! I heard that on your side, that so-and-so Emperor has no power at all.
The person in charge is the general, right?"
Shimazu did not deny this statement, he said proudly: "Yes, so what?"
He Tianyang caught on and immediately said to Zhu Yun and others: "Your Majesty, listen, all my lords, do you think this is human talk? It doesn't matter whether it's the Ming Dynasty or our small foreign country.
, they all want to respect the king and the saint, but they have an emperor who has no power at all. Businessmen from our country went to them and came back and said, your general earns several million dan a year, but the emperor has only
With tens of thousands of dan, the emperor's attendants often have to add a few cents of chaff to their meals. What's the point of this!"
When Zhu Yun heard this, he immediately became very unhappy!
Because of the incident involving King Yan Zhu Di, what he tabooed was the following offenses and disrespecting the king. Although he heard the Japanese refer to their king as the emperor and was very dissatisfied with it, he did not want to pursue the matter at the moment. He just felt that,
This general who conquered the barbarians was almost a traitor, and he actually made the emperor a puppet. How is this different from the traitor Cao Cao?
Zhu Yun's face turned cold and he said calmly: "Two envoys, I am hosting a banquet today. If you continue to argue, you will be disrespectful to me. You are all envoys from foreign countries, and you will be treated equally in front of me. He Tian
Sheep is the prince of the Queen of Mountains, and you are the Minister of Repair of Japan, so you should invite Prince He Tianyang to take your seat. Take your seat!"
Shimazu Mitsuo's eyes turned red and he roared: "Your Majesty, you are... you are humiliating the foreign ministers!"
He Tianyang said unforgivingly: "You feel humiliated, you feel humiliated, then you die. By the way, it seems that people there like to commit suicide. If you stab them horizontally like this in the stomach, your large intestine will come out!"
Oh, Your Majesty, there’s no fat sausage in the dishes we’re eating today, right?”
"Your Majesty, the Foreign Minister... is... the envoy of Japan!"
Mitsuo Shimazu almost fainted from anger. His face had turned from red to pale. His lips trembled and he said to Zhu Yun: "On behalf of the Japanese national body, the foreign minister... The foreign minister cannot accept such humiliation and arrangement. The foreign minister cannot go.
Banquet, please leave now!"
After saying that, he bowed deeply to Zhu Yun, glared at He Tianyang with great hatred, and said in a deep voice: "You have humiliated our country, Japan. Remember, we, Japan, are going to go to war with Shanhou Country!"
After saying that, without waiting for He Tianyang's answer, he walked out of the hall and walked away!
Xia Xun was lying in the car, with a straw hat covering his face and his legs crossed. He seemed to be very leisurely and at ease. In fact, his ears were always standing up, paying attention to the movements of the palace.
Suddenly, the palace door opened, and someone came out. Then the carriage and horse moved next to it. It was the Japanese envoy's carriage. Xia Xun sat up immediately.
Looking closely, he saw the Japanese envoy stomping out of the palace. Shin'emon was leading the attendants to greet him. Xia Xun walked behind Shimazu, and the palace door closed again. He Tianyang and Pingnu
Before he came out, Xia Xun felt a thump in his heart and quickly jumped out of the carriage and rushed over.
Toriyama Mitsuo, with a big eggplant-colored face, was angrily boarding the car. Xia Xun ran over and said with a sweet smile: "Excuse me, this envoy, why haven't His Royal Highness the Prince and His Highness the Prince Concubine come out yet?"
Mitsuo Shimazu waved his arms fiercely and shouted in a hoarse voice: "Bagagaru! Die! They are all dead!" After saying that, he crashed into the car.
The carriage and horse drove away, and Xia Xun stood outside in a daze: "Dead? Could it be that his identity was exposed? Then why... no one came out to catch me?"
He closed the palace door, and the vehicles were driving away, which was inexplicable.
Inside the palace, He Tianyang was feasting happily!