Guanguan, a native of Shandong Plain, has lived in Shenyang.【】
Suddenly one day, a man named Pu Songling, who was from Zibo, Shandong, suddenly came to visit him. Because he was from the same hometown, he treated him with wine. Pu Gong was slightly drunk, so he said over the wine that the red luan star was moving, and he was destined to commit peach blossoms within five days. , when a beautiful woman comes to visit, the one named Feng Ling'er will be.
Yu Xin thought it was true, he only thought that Feng Ling'er must be as petite and exquisite as a fan pendant. She was in high spirits every day and swept the bed to wait for her.
In the year of Renchen, in the month of Renyin, on the day of Yi Chou, on the fifth day of the third month of the Gregorian calendar, it is the third watch of the Chou hour.
The Milky Way is high and the moon is bright in the sky. It's hard to sleep late at night. I'm quite daydreaming. Suddenly a woman comes over the wall and says with a smile, "How can a scholar think so deeply?"
Guan Guan looked at her, doing business like a lotus, adhering to adversity and speaking, her face was very beautiful, she was only fifteen or sixteen years old, her sleeves were hanging down, she was elegant and graceful, as she walked, she seemed to be coming back, and she said to herself: "I am a daughter of a good family. , the one named Feng Ling'er is the one who admires you for his elegance, I'm so lucky to be able to look forward to it."
The pass was overjoyed, so we went to Wushan together to have a good time. (□□□□□ 250,000 words are omitted here)
After a lingering night, with roosters crowing and five drums, Guan Guan woke up soundly, thinking about the night before, suddenly he had a dream, and thought it must be a dream. Unexpectedly, when he opened his eyes, there was a person sleeping beside the couch. He was overjoyed, and looked at it, but he saw it. A rugged man with a green face, fangs, and beards covered his face. His snoring was like thunder, and the sound could be heard for miles.
He was surprised and asked, and he said that he was from Laiwu, Shandong, and his name was Feng Ling'er.
Alas!
Is this a beauty?
Such a strong man!
!!!!!!
Good guy, this guy looks really ugly:
This man was six and a half feet tall;
It is actually eight feet long in width;
The green face and fangs are astonishingly bold;
The roots of the beard are strong;
A big mouth and a big dustpan
A big mouth to eat from all directions,
The two eyes stared like teapots;
The ribbed flesh is everywhere,
Horizontally and vertically, he looks like a king.
Guan Guanyi: "What a bitch!"
My clothes were wet with cold sweat...
It’s hard to say, catch the goblin!
I called Brother Li in the front yard,
The younger brother picked up the rolling pin.
I called Brother Zhang in the backyard,
The eldest brother tightened his grip on the door.
The neighbors all got up,
Let’s all help!
She was fucked badly, and she has exceeded my twenty-one votes,