"No..." I was so embarrassed that I couldn't even lift my head. My face turned red and I begged for mercy: "I don't like this... don't do this... don't do this..."
Seeing how panicked I was, he suddenly burst into laughter.
He gently rubbed my head with his generous palm: "Idiot, I am just teasing you. Seeing you panic like this, do I look like such a perverted person?"
You don't look like it, you look like it! It's like that! I was thinking this in my heart, but I didn't dare to say it out loud, so I could only stare at him angrily.
This girl actually knows how to play tricks on me!
"Is this kind of joke funny?" I hit him hard, but he easily held my hand, moved it to his lips and kissed it gently.
"Didn't you say you want to eat something that no one has ever eaten before? Then if I cook it myself, it will be considered something that no one has ever eaten! But for you, I cooked it myself..."
He put on an apron and tied it around his waist. I wanted to laugh when I saw it. This was the first time I saw someone wearing a suit with a leather collar and an apron. The apron looked very funny when it was on him.
"Don't laugh!" He glared at me pretending to be angry, and then started rummaging in the refrigerator.
"What are you planning to cook?" I asked curiously.
"What food do you want to eat?" he asked me seriously.
"You just have tomatoes and eggs! This is the easiest dish. Many people's first dish is tomatoes and eggs..."
"Okay!" He found tomatoes and eggs, washed and cut them carefully...
Although the cutting action is a bit clumsy, the cooking process is still smooth.
An hour later, three dishes and one soup were ready.
Among the three dishes, except for the tomato scrambled eggs, which is red, the other two dishes are all black and cannot be recognized from their original appearance. If I hadn't watched him cooking, I wouldn't have believed that it was my favorite sweet and sour dish.
The pork ribs were as black as small stones.
The three dishes could be said to be beyond recognition and a failure, but he looked quite proud and satisfied! He even handed the chopsticks to me and urged: "Try it quickly."
I looked at the dark sweet and sour pork ribs and really couldn't put my finger on it, so I changed the target and scrambled eggs with tomatoes. They were so mushy that the eggs and tomatoes were indistinguishable. I picked them up twice with my chopsticks, but nothing could be picked up.
Confused.
"You need a spoon for this!" He handed the spoon to me.