"You're so stupid. You're so slow. How can you fight me?"
"You, you, you..." Lu Shu was so angry that she couldn't speak! She rushed forward waving her long whip.
Guo Jing raised the corner of his mouth, waved the jade bamboo stick in his hand and said, "Now let me show you the legendary dog-beating stick! The first move is to hit the dog's head with the stick!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the Yuzhu stick hit Lu Shu hard on the head unexpectedly——
There was a "bang" sound!
"Ouch..." Lushu cried out as he held his head in pain and kept rubbing his forehead. You could feel that his head was swollen! How dare you hit me on the head?
He stared at him fiercely, wishing to tear him into pieces.
Guo Jing nodded with satisfaction: "The second move is to reverse the dog arm!"
After saying that, the figure flashed and suddenly appeared behind him, grabbed his butt and knocked him——
"Ouch……"
Lu Shu gritted her teeth in pain and rubbed her butt, her face turning black and purple with anger.
"I'm going to kill you!"
Lu Shu yelled angrily, and the long whip in his hand suddenly hardened and turned into a sharp stabbing sword! He thrust the sword through...
Guo Jing leaned away and avoided his attack, but a hole was pierced through his clothes by her sword!
He frowned in displeasure. The clothes were already in tatters, and there was a hole in them? How abominable! He stared at him fiercely, and then appeared behind him in a flash. Taking advantage of his unpreparedness, he held his hand in his hand.
The jade bamboo stick was poked into his anus (butt hole)!
Damn it, you dare to stab me, I will stab you again! This was Guo Jing's inner thought, but he didn't want to stab him, but he stabbed him with the stick, but the other party farted so much that he almost fainted.
!
Lu Shu covered her anus, her face turned red with anger!
Damn, this beggar is so damn wretched, he actually poked his asshole, no enemy would do such a thing!
"You're a lunatic, your brain is flooded with water! Can you do this kind of thing?" Lu Shu cursed.
"You are the one who is crazy, your brain is wet! You can even fart like this, mother, it really stinks, it stinks..." Guo Jing pinched his nose with a disgusted look on his face, ah, it stinks so much
Ah, I'm almost out of breath, what should I do...
Lu Shu's face turned redder and she was so angry that she couldn't speak.
This is really the first time I fart in front of others...
It's so embarrassing, so embarrassing!
No, he must kill him!
Because he didn't want this matter to spread!
If others knew about it, they would definitely laugh to death!
He must not let this matter get out!
"You damn beggar, if you begged me just now, I could have spared your life, now? Humph, even if you die, I won't let go of your body!" Lu Shu shouted and drilled out of his sleeves
Countless vines crawled from the ground to the past like snakes...
Guo Jing frowned, his figure flashed, and he jumped into the air. The vines on the ground climbed up with him, and suddenly, they wrapped around his legs!
Hmm, this rattan technique is quite powerful!
He curled his lips, and the jade bamboo stick in his hand turned into a jade sword, slashing at the vines under his feet——
A frown!
This vine can't be cut down? It's as hard as iron!
No, his jade sword can even cut through iron! This vine is no ordinary vine!
This guy has some skills!
A murderous look flashed in Lu Shu's eyes, and he pulled hard, and Guo Jing's whole body fell heavily to the ground.