"Oh, what a failure!" Guo Jing flashed, jumped into the air, and hit his head with a fruit core: "You're so stupid, you're so slow, how can you fight me!"
"You, you, you..." Lu Shu was so angry that she couldn't even speak! She rushed forward waving her long whip.
Guo Jing raised the corner of his mouth, waved the jade bamboo stick in his hand and said, "Now let me show you the legendary dog-beating stick! The first move is to hit the dog's head with the stick!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the Yuzhu stick hit Lu Shu hard on the head unexpectedly.
"Bang" sound![
"Ouch..." Lushu cried out as he held his head in pain and kept rubbing his forehead. You could feel that his head was swollen and soaked! Damn it! How dare you hit me on the head?
He stared at him fiercely, wishing to tear him into pieces.
Guo Jing nodded with satisfaction: "The second move is to reverse the dog arm!"
After saying that, the figure flashed and suddenly appeared behind him, grabbed his butt and knocked him
"Ouch……"
Lu Shu gritted her teeth in pain and rubbed her butt, her face turning black and purple with anger.
"I'm going to kill you!"
Lu Shu yelled angrily, and the long whip in his hand suddenly hardened and turned into a sharp stabbing sword! He thrust the sword through...
Guo Jing leaned away and avoided his attack, but a hole was pierced through his clothes by her sword!
He frowned in displeasure. The clothes were already in tatters, and there was a hole in them? How abominable! He stared at him fiercely, and then appeared behind him in a flash. Taking advantage of his unpreparedness, he held his hand in his hand.
The jade bamboo stick was poked into his anus (butt hole)!
Damn, you dare to stab me, I will stab you again! This was Guo Jing's inner thought, but he didn't want to stab him, but he stabbed him with the stick, but he farted so much that he almost fainted.
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Lu Shu covered her anus, her face turned red with anger!
Damn, this beggar is so damn wretched, he even poked his asshole, no enemy would do such a thing!
"You're a lunatic, your brain is flooded! Can you do such a thing?" Lu Shu cursed.
"You are the one who is crazy, your brain is wet! You can even fart like this, mother, it really stinks, it stinks..." Guo Jing pinched his nose with a disgusted look on his face, ah, it stinks.