Chapter 1,653 Xu Banxia, misunderstandings one after another
Chapter 1656 Xu Banxia, misunderstandings one after another
"Is it possible that this is not your room?"
Seeing the woman banging on the door of the room angrily, Zhou Chen stood behind and couldn't help but give a reminder.
Hearing the sound, the drunk woman turned her head suddenly and asked drunkenly: "Who are you? I want you to mind your own business?"
The smell of wine hit his face and made Zhou Chen take a step back. Looking at the woman with long wavy hair who was exquisitely dressed and wearing heavy makeup, but smelling of alcohol, Zhou Chen frowned slightly. This woman was somewhat familiar.
It is somewhat similar to Minglan.
"It's not that I want to meddle in other people's business, but you kept swiping my door with the key card and slapping it like this, which prevented me from entering the room to rest. So, please give in."
"What's your room? This is obviously my room. My key card is here."
The woman retorted at Zhou Chen with dissatisfaction, raised her room card, and gestured twice to Zhou Chen, but her body swayed left and right uncontrollably.
"It's just that the door to this room doesn't work well."
Seeing her like this, Zhou Chen knew that although she could still speak and move, her brain was actually mostly confused and she was just holding on.
"It's not that the door doesn't work, it's just that you found the wrong room. This is my room."
As he said that, he took out his room card and swiped it at the door. The next moment, the door opened directly.
"Oh, it's opened."
The woman cheered happily, and then under Zhou Chen's astonished gaze, she opened the door and walked into the room, shouting as she walked.
"Bed, where's the bed? I feel dizzy. I want to lie down."
"Hey, hey."
Zhou Chen hurriedly chased after her, but the woman staggered and did not find the bed. Instead, she fell to the ground halfway, then lay on the ground unable to get up, and rolled over on the ground.
"This bed is a bit hard."
Then he kicked his feet wildly and threw off the high heels on his feet. Then he started to pull off the silk scarf around his neck. He flicked it hard and it fell from the air. Then he burst out laughing unconsciously.
Zhou Chen looked at the drunken woman lying on the ground and raised his forehead. Sure enough, men and women are the same when it comes to drinking. If they drink too much, they will go crazy.
Seeing the woman lying on the ground, really about to fall asleep, he didn't care about anything else and hurried over to pull her away.
"Hey, comrade, this is my room. You'd better go back to your own room and sleep. Don't sleep in my room."
But the woman, who was now unconscious, refused to obey orders at all. Her body was so limp that only bones were left, and she shouted dissatisfied.
"This is my room, my room. Tong Xiao, you bastard, left me alone. I, I asked you to drink. Where did you go?"
As he spoke, he actually raised his hands and slapped Zhou Chen randomly. Although it didn't hurt, it was still a scratch. Zhou Chen was speechless. He controlled her with one hand and pulled her up, but she couldn't stand firm at all.
Pulling it up, his whole body leaned against Zhou Chen.
"What are you doing? I want to sleep, so don't pull me."
"Who is trying to pick on you? Stop talking nonsense. Give me your room card. I will see which room you have and I will send you back. This is nothing."
Zhou Chen didn't have the habit of picking up corpses, so he supported her and prepared to send her back to his room.
But as soon as he took a few steps, the drunk woman suddenly retched, causing his complexion to change drastically. He reflexively wanted to push her away, but he was still a step slower.
"vomit!"
"Fuck me!"
A classic Chinese quintessence, Zhou Chen watched with a speechless face as she spit a big mouthful on the clothes on his chest. He was so angry that he wanted to curse, but the woman was still there retching. He immediately dragged her to the bathroom and pressed her down.
By the pool, he quickly took off the suit and shirt he was wearing, and threw it into the trash can in disgust.
The woman stumbled out of the bathroom after retching twice, then groped her way to the bed, and fell onto the bed.
Zhou Chen stood at the door of the bathroom, looking at the woman who had already fallen asleep on the bed, extremely speechless.
"What the hell is this?"
He took out the trash bag and threw the whole thing outside the room.
After being vomited all over, he felt a strange smell on his body, and even the room smelled, so he frowned and took another set of clothes from the suitcase he had brought.
Fortunately, this time I came here to stay for a few days for inspection, so I brought more than one set of clothes. Even if I lost one set, I would still have something to change.
Ignoring the woman who was already sleeping soundly on the bed, Zhou Chen picked up his clothes, walked straight into the bathroom, turned on the shower head, and prepared to take a bath.
In less than ten minutes, Zhou Chen had finished washing. He picked up a towel and wiped his hair. But just as he was wiping, the bathroom door was suddenly pushed open, and then he saw the woman who just stumbled into the bathroom.
He went straight to the toilet, then shoved the shovel in front of Zhou Chen, lying on the toilet and retching.
"Ugh, vomit..."
Zhou Chen can be considered a battle-experienced person, but at this moment, his expression is still a bit stiff. He keeps wiping his hair with both hands and looks at the woman who rushed in without saying hello in shock. You must know that he has just washed his hands.
I'm taking a shower and I haven't even put on my clothes yet.
But what shocked him even more was what was behind him. The woman who had finished retching struggled to stand up. But as soon as she stood up, her center of gravity was unstable and she bumped into Zhou Chen's body. Her hands were even more panicked.
, the strength was so great that Zhou Chen took a breath of pain.
"What are you doing?"
Maybe he woke up a little after this short while, or maybe he was awakened partially by Zhou Chen's loud shout.
She looked at Zhou Chen with confused eyes. When she saw Zhou Chen's appearance clearly, especially Zhou Chen's current appearance, her pupils suddenly dilated.
"ah……"
Just as he was about to scream, Zhou Chen covered his mouth.
"Shut up, you need to understand that you broke into my room and vomited all over me, so I had to take a shower and change clothes. Just after I took a shower, you rushed in again, so this happened
You are the one who is in charge of the situation, not me. I am also the victim, and I am also the one who suffers, so stop calling. Calling people over will not do you any good."
The woman was so shocked by this scene that she regained consciousness. Memories began to pop up in her mind, as if this was really what happened.
"Woooooooo..."
"Let you go, right? Remember, don't scream."
Zhou Chen wasn't afraid, but he didn't want to get into trouble. Who knew where this woman came from? What's more, he was right. He was the one who suffered. He threw away a set of clothes and was caught and caught by her.
I scratched it several times.
"Uh-huh."
The woman's confused eyes became clearer and she nodded vigorously.
Zhou Chen let go of her hand, and she immediately took a few steps back. Then she saw Zhou Chen's current situation more clearly. Her face instantly turned red, and she quickly turned around and faced the sink, but there happened to be a mirror on the sink, and Zhou Chen was reflected in the mirror.
, making her embarrassed, she quickly lowered her head and turned on the faucet, stimulating herself with cold water to wake herself up.
Zhou Chen ignored her, but picked up the clothes next to him and put them on, feeling deeply in his heart.
Scenes like this usually only happen in domestic idol TV series. He has traveled through dozens of worlds and never encountered such a situation. Today, he did. I don’t know if it was bad luck or bad luck.
How about luck?
Watching the woman fleeing the bathroom quickly after the cold water rushed over her face, Zhou Chen got dressed and walked out of the bathroom, and then saw her sitting there, covering her head.
"Sorry, I went to the wrong room."
She had just washed her face and sobered up a bit. After looking at the situation in the room, and then thinking about what had just happened, she realized that she had indeed gone to the wrong room, and this series of misunderstandings had occurred, and Zhou Chen was indeed not right.
What she did was cause her to get drunk and go crazy in the room, screaming and vomiting.
Zhou Chen just said lightly: "You drank too much, are you feeling better now?"
Xu Banxia looked embarrassed: "Much better, I have nothing to do."
But in fact, she didn't feel much better. She became a little sober now, just because she was stimulated just now. But after all, she drank two bottles of white wine. The alcohol was on her head. Even if cold water washed over her face, her head was still dizzy. It's just that
Just holding on.
"Don't worry, I vomited on your clothes and I'll pay you. Where's my bag?"
Zhou Chen walked to the door, picked up the dropped bag, and handed it to her.
"Forget it. I just have to remind you. If you can't drink, drink less. You just met me this time. If you meet someone with bad intentions, hum."
He doesn't like people who drink uncontrollably. It's okay if someone watches. But the problem is, this woman is alone, who knows what will happen.
"Thanks."
Xu Banxia sincerely thanked her. It was indeed her own problem. She wanted to say something, but at this time, her mind was in a mess, she felt dizzy and uncomfortable, and she really couldn't bear it.
Zhou Chen saw her problem at a glance, so he said: "Are you okay? You drank too much. It's normal to feel dizzy. If it doesn't work, go and vomit for a while. It will make you feel better."
Xu Banxia is a strong person. She held her forehead and insisted: "I'm fine. I've already caused you trouble. I'd better go back first."
As she said that, she struggled to stand up, but after taking a few steps crookedly, her center of gravity was unsteady and she almost fell. Fortunately, Zhou Chen had quick eyes and quick hands and helped her.
"You won't vomit all over me again. I just took a shower and changed my clothes."
Even though she was feeling dizzy, Xu Banxia couldn't help but burst out laughing when she heard Zhou Chen's teasing.
"I'm sorry, I really didn't mean it."
Zhou Chen helped her sit down again and said: "In your current situation, it is probably difficult to walk back alone. Wait a minute."
He walked over and picked up the high heels Xu Banxia had just kicked off, placed them at her feet, and then picked up the silk scarf thrown on the ground.
"Do you need my help?"
"No, thank you."
Xu Banxia endured the discomfort and took the silk scarf. She recalled what she had done after coming in. Even though she was very uncomfortable now, her face was still full of embarrassment. It was really embarrassing.
She did not put on the silk scarf anymore, but stuffed it into her bag, raised her feet and wanted to put on the high heels, but the shoes were clearly beside her feet, and she couldn't put them on even after stepping on them a few times.
Zhou Chen could only do it to the end, squatting down, holding on to the high heels, then grabbing her calves and helping her put on the high heels.
"I think you are here to participate in the trade fair. You are not here alone, are you?"
Xu Banxia got angry when he mentioned this.
"I brought a younger brother here, and I asked him to wait nearby, but this little bastard disappeared somewhere. Otherwise, how could I be so drunk?"
The more she thought about it, the more angry she became. If Tong Xiaoqi had listened to her and not disappeared, she would definitely not have drank so much, and everything she drank afterward would have been drinks. As a result, Tong Xiaoqi ran off somewhere in the middle of the journey, so she had to endure it.
She drank liquor on her head. In order to promote business, she drank two bottles of liquor by herself. Afterwards, she didn’t know how she got upstairs.
If she hadn't been so drunk, she wouldn't have run to Zhou Chen's room and caused such a big embarrassment.
"Stop scolding, I'll take you back to your room first."
"No, I can do it by myself."
The stubborn Xu Banxia wanted to stand up and walk again, but just now she couldn't walk without high heels. Now that she was wearing high heels, she couldn't even stand steady. As soon as she stood up, she fell on Zhou Chen.
"Let's go, don't be brave."
Zhou Chen shook his head, supported Xu Banxia, took her bag and room card, and walked out of the room.
Xu Banxia's room was upstairs from Zhou Chen's, which happened to be above Zhou Chen's room, so she got confused.
Because Xu Banxia was really drunk and confused, she was supported by Zhou Chen, almost leaning on Zhou Chen. It was all thanks to Zhou Chen's strength that she could move and float away.
As soon as he arrived upstairs and before he even reached the room, a man rushed towards him and shouted angrily at Zhou Chen: "What are you doing? Let me go, boss."
He roared angrily and was about to attack Zhou Chen, but when he came over and was about to push Zhou Chen, he was pushed back by Zhou Chen. He staggered back several steps and almost fell down. He was so angry that he tried to step forward again.
"Tong Xiaoqi!"
Xu Banxia suddenly shouted: "Tong Xiaoqi, what do you want to do?"
Tong Xiaoqi pointed at Zhou Chen angrily: "Who is he? Why are you with him?"
Xu Banxia cursed: "I still want to ask you. I asked you to wait for me. Where did you go? I asked you to look at me and ask the waiter to change my drink. Where are you? Do you know how much I drank with them?
Liquor? I drank two bottles of white wine with them, and everyone was almost drunk. Where have you been? Are you trying to kill me?"
Tong Xiaoqi looked embarrassed and explained at a loss: "I'm sorry, I just felt it was too stuffy inside, and I wanted to go out and take a breath. Who knew that when I came back, you were not there anymore. I looked for you everywhere, and even asked you
Those few friends I have, they all said they didn’t see you, and I was so anxious that I had to turn over the hotel to look for you.”
Xu Banxia slapped him on the body and cursed again: "If it weren't for you, would I have found the wrong room? I think you just want to kill me and see me make a fool of myself, Tong Xiaoqi, your uncle."
Seeing that they did know each other, Zhou Chen didn't ask so many questions, let go of Xu Banxia, handed it to Tong Xiaoqi, and then handed over the bag and room card.
"Since you know each other, I'll leave it to you. Goodbye."