Chapter 485: Extra Story: Dongfang Ye and Cucumber [1]
Hello, everyone, I am Dongfang Ye, the current king of Tianxiang Kingdom. Today, I am going to tell you about the time when I was s-m by a certain lustful woman. Yes, it was s-m. You read it right, flowers.
applause.
A certain woman crossed her legs and knocked on melon seeds and said:
"Above, remember to describe my heroic appearance in a more vivid and detailed way without any negative teaching materials."
"Why?"
The person who was about to establish her image as the world's number one pervert asked with a look of disbelief.
"Just because I don't have sex with you, you won't have a place in the episode."
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After a long time, a certain man gave in, and tearfully began to tell the bitter history of being fucked.
But his face was full of happiness. It was precisely because of this bitter history that he met the most important person in his life and was captured by her erotic violence.
It was precisely because of this woman that the throne fell on him.
Then a burst of gongs and drums sounded, and after a pause, the story began:
On a certain year, on a certain month, on a certain day, the weather was sunny, with white clouds floating in the blue sky.
This is the edge of the misty forest that everyone is horrified to hear, and the sound of horse hooves can be heard from far to near.
"Dabai, remember, you have to scream later, and you have to scream very ecstatically, so that you can attract the people on horseback."
"Sister, I understand."
"Okay, call."
"Hmm...ahhh..."
There was a 'bang', and the ambiguous sound suddenly stopped, and a voice of gritted teeth sounded:
"Who told you to scream like that? Call a hero for help."
Through her correction, a hysterical voice sounded:
"Hero...help...ah..."
As soon as she finished speaking, she was kicked on the butt by a foot and jumped out.
The horse's neighing sound sounded, Dongfang Ye tightened the reins of the horse, and looked at the woman who suddenly rushed out suspiciously. He saw her disheveled hair hiding her appearance, and her clothes were wide open, revealing the pink bellyband inside.
Lie on your back on the ground.
Dongfang Ye frowned, looked around subconsciously, then looked in one direction and shouted angrily:
"come out."
Liruo knew that his whereabouts had been discovered, so since he couldn't do the Immortal Dance, he could just play the role of a robber and rob a common girl.
After thinking about it, she put the knife in her hand on her shoulder, then walked out swaggeringly, shouting:
"My dear, give me a horse, dismount, hand over all your belongings, I will let you live, otherwise, you know..."
Dongfang Ye raised his eyebrows, looking at the petite and rough-looking robber in front of him with interest in his eyes.
"A robber? This is the first time this king has encountered one."
Li Ruo rolled her eyes and stuck the big knife in her hand on the ground. Then she shrugged her shoulders and muttered in her heart:
"Hun'er's sword is really heavy. I really don't know why he keeps carrying it on his shoulder."
After thinking about it, Li Ruo kicked the person lying on his back next to him, and the person on the ground immediately shouted:
"Hero...help...ah."
The corner of Li Ruo's mouth twitched, then she stared at the person on the horse and said:
"If you want to save her, just hand over your money obediently."
Dongfang Ye looked at the person in front of him with interest, and the corner of his mouth raised a nice arc:
"I don't know her, so her life and death have nothing to do with me. Besides, why would I save an unrelated girl?"