I tried every possible means to prevent him from writing poems on the wall coquettishly, but I didn't expect that this time he would be more thorough and be heard directly.
Now, it’s all right, one step at a time...
Li Yu lowered his head and saw that someone was looking up at the door of the restaurant, looking at Song Jiang with raised eyebrows and angry eyes.
Song Jiang was a little panicked, but he was still drunk, so he still held his neck and prepared to push hard.
Li Yu was a little helpless. He forgot that this black guy was from Shandong. He was usually fine, but once he got drunk, he became terrible. After a small drink, he felt that the entire Six Dynasties belonged to him, and Guan Yu and Zhuge Liang combined were not as powerful as him.
Not as good as him in both civil and military affairs.
"You guys are so unreasonable. I'm just expressing my feelings. How can I be anti-poetry?"
"How dare you quibble!"
The man downstairs slapped the railing, jumped up, and went straight to the second floor.
Li Yugang wanted to save Song Jiang, but he saw him holding a wine glass and splashing it in the person's face.
When the man went to wipe his face, Song Jiang slapped him and made him spin around three times.
Before he could recover, with stars in his eyes, Song Jiang held his shoulder with one hand and slapped him three times in the face with the other hand. The corners of his mouth bleed and his cheeks were red and swollen, and he fell to the ground.
Song Jiang raised his foot and kicked him in the crotch, "I drink by myself! I compose poems by myself! I sing by myself! It's none of your business! It's none of your business!"
Every time he said a word, he kicked him hard, causing the man on the ground to have his eyes bulged out in pain and his face turned blue.
Li Yu touched his nose and didn't know what to do for a moment.
This man jumped up, his skill was not low, he was even a monk.
But in front of Song Jiang, he was so vulnerable that he was beaten to pieces, which was so pitiful.
"Brother Song...or forget it."
Song Jiang clapped his hands and said, "I'll give brother Li Yu some face, otherwise I won't let you go today."
Li Yu's eyes darkened, and his scalp was numb with anger. You yourself beat the government officials like this, and report my name to your hair.
"grown ups!"
Only then did the people below react and pull out their knives, trying to come up to save people.
Song Jiang broke out in a sweat, woke up from the drunkenness, and shouted: "There are so many people..."
"Jump out of the window!" Li Yu glanced at Xunyang River and whispered.
"Why are you running? We are justified and we are not afraid. Even if we go to the Daqing Palace and see Zhao Guan's family, I will shout that drinking is meritorious and reciting poetry is not guilty!"
Seeing the crowd of people rushing up with knives, Li Yu dragged Song Jiang and his two apprentices, jumped out of the window without any explanation, and fell into the river with a splash.
The officers and soldiers at the window who knew how to swim jumped down, regardless of the cold water in the river.
He didn't know how to swim, so he stood by the window and aimed an arm crossbow and fired randomly.
Li Yu erected a water shield behind him. His Li Shui Jue had reached the state of perfection. He took Song Jiang like a loach into the river and quickly disappeared.
"Sir, how are you?"
The people on the ground had painful expressions on their faces, and they still couldn't say a word for a long time.
"It hurts...it hurts me so much, hurry up and chase me!"
When he appeared on the stage, he was very majestic and flew into the air as soon as he hit the railing. Unfortunately, the ending was a bit miserable. He was beaten into a pig's head within less than a second of being majestic.
None of the officers and soldiers around him dared to laugh. This man had a great identity. If something happened, everyone would be dead.
On the bank of Xunyang River, on a small road next to an inconspicuous farmland.
Song Jiang was soaked in cold water, and he completely woke up from the drunkenness. He lay down on the ground on the bank, with a face full of mourning, "It's bitter, it's bitter. I just wanted to go to jail in Jiangzhou, and when the sentence is over, I can go back to support my father in old age and fulfill my filial piety. Why did I do it again?"
The officials beat me, and now I'm in big trouble."
Li Yu swallowed his saliva and said, "I've only heard that Brother Song is charitable and heroic, but I didn't expect him to be so skilled."
Song Jiang got up and said, "Brother, please leave quickly. I'm going to the government to surrender, so as not to harm you."
Li Yu sighed and said: "Before you surrender, I will help you find out who the unlucky guy is. If he is a minor character, spend some money and see if we can solve the problem. After all, Cai Jing and I can still talk.
."
"Disrespect, it turns out that little brother Li Yu and Cai Xiang are still friends."
After Song Jiang finished speaking, he thought for a moment. He was so popular in Bianliang, Tokyo, that it was normal for him to meet Cai Jing.
"How much money did my brother spend? Just tell me."
Li Yu smiled and said: "Things that can be solved with money are all trivial matters. Brother Song, please wait here for a while. I will come back as soon as I go."
Song Jiang looked at him, picked up a random stone from the river, stepped on it and flew up.
"Tsk, tsk, this serious Taoist priest can really fly into the sky and swim into the water."
After he finished speaking, he glanced next to him. Dameng and Xiaomeng were sitting blankly on the bank, looking at the river.
Song Jiang's temperament of making friends came back again, and he walked over and asked, "What are the names of the two little Taoist priests?"
Da Meng and Xiao Meng looked at each other, neither of them said anything, and continued to stare blankly at the river.
Song Jiang was not embarrassed. He laughed a few times and walked to the river.
"Drinking makes things worse, drinking makes things worse."
As soon as Li Yu returned to Jiangzhou City, he discovered that something was wrong.
The entire Jiangzhou is under martial law, and the streets are full of officials checking people coming and going. Everyone looks serious and does not dare to delay.
Someone had already taken the portrait and started questioning him from house to house. Li Yu lay on the tree and looked down. There happened to be an official holding a portrait, which was almost exactly like Song Jiang.
Looking next to him, there was actually another one who looked a bit like himself.
Is this a hornet's nest?
Li Yu was still wondering who Song Jiang was hitting when he saw a tall man walking over on the street.
He was as thick as a black bear, with unibrows, reddish-yellow. His eyes were bloodshot, and his hair stood upright, looking like thorns on a bush.
Even in the cold weather, he walked over with his chest bare, grabbed an official and asked, "What are you busy with? Why didn't anyone inform me Tieniu?"
The official was lifted up in the air by him, and he was about to get angry, but when he saw it was him, he could only endure it: "Some thieves colluded with Fang La and beat up the Privy Council Minister Tong who came to help suppress the bandits in Soochow. The prefect ordered him to dig three feet into the ground.
We need to find him."
Li Kui snatched the portrait away without looking at it. When he saw it, he became furious and shouted: "This is my brother Song Gongming, the best man in the world. How dare you, the birdies, wrongly accuse a good person?"
The official who was thrown to the ground by him was overjoyed when he heard this and shouted: "The thief has been found, the thief has been found, his name is Song Gongming, he is the brother of this black guy."
Li Kui raised his foot and stepped on the official's chest. He immediately stepped on him until his eyes widened, he vomited blood, and died.
Li Yu scratched his head. What kind of bird men are these? They are indeed the Sky Killer. They are so damn violent.
What's even more troublesome is that Song Jiang gave Tong Guan a good beating. Fortunately, he was a eunuch.
However, according to rumors, Tong Guan was not completely castrated, so he was able to grow a beard and have such personality as a eunuch.
Li Yu has always known that Tong Guan likes to fight very much.
He is addicted to food, and he was decent in the early stage. But in the later stage, when he played against the Jin Dynasty, he was ready to trick his teammates and kill him.
Especially the defeat at Baigouhe directly contributed to the Jin people's contempt for the Song Dynasty, so they broke the alliance and went south.
Although Li Kui had been generous in the past, he had not yet reached the point of killing people in the street. This time, he really risked his life for Song Jiang.
When he made a fuss, the surrounding officers and soldiers immediately gathered around him. Li Yu turned around and flew out of the city.
---
In the city of Jiangzhou, a group of soldiers were wearing bright helmets. Although they had a dusty look, their appearance was neat and orderly. Everyone was holding a weapon and there was no disorder at all.
The front army led a chariot, covered with an apricot-yellow silk umbrella given by the emperor. Sitting there was a general, who was the supervisor of the marching army and the privy envoy Tong Guantong Guofu.
The soldiers and horses in front are his closest confidants, the victorious army.
These soldiers were all orphans of soldiers who died in the northwest battlefield. They were adopted by Tong Guan. There were three thousand people in total, and they all worshiped him as their adoptive father.
He had just arrived in Jiangzhou and was full of energy, ready to work with Gan Ning to completely wipe out Fang La.
Unexpectedly, I went to Xunyang Tower to admire Su Dongpo's handwriting. As soon as I entered the building, I heard someone reading an anti-poetry.
He had some skills and wanted to teach this person a lesson, but unexpectedly he kicked him on the iron plate.
"Sir, someone in the city has recognized that the perpetrator today is Song Gongming."
"Did you catch it?"
"not yet..."
"Then what are you doing here?" Tong Guan covered his mouth, fearing that showing his teeth in pain would affect his prestige.
The men quickly ran away and continued to chase Li Kui.
The common people along the way pointed and praised the power of the imperial army.
Such powerful soldiers and horses, the internal security is in chaos, and they are not easy to capture, why should Soochow be invited to take action?
However, soon, more eyes were looking at the person behind the car. The female general had a silver helmet and silver armor, a purple cloak, a rouge pony under her crotch, phoenix eyes, sword eyebrows and a cherry mouth, and her national beauty and heavenly fragrance showed off her heroic spirit.
"Who is this female general?" he asked thoughtfully.
No one around him knew it, and soon everyone's attention shifted to this.
The female general looked around impatiently. She was a young lady from Hujiazhuang on the ground in Shandong.
Just because Hujiazhuang was transferred by Tong Guan and went to the northwest to escort civilians, she made some achievements on the battlefield.
Tong Guan was a man who loved talents, so he immediately adopted her as his adopted daughter and asked her to come with him to put down the rebellion.
A group of them arrived at the government office in Jiangzhou City. Tong Guan was helped out of the carriage, and his walking posture was still a bit strange.
After he came in, he looked around and said angrily: "Where is Kan Ze? Why hasn't he arrived yet?"
The Song Dynasty asked Soochow to send troops, and before the battle, Tong Guan was sent.
Only then did Zhou Yu realize that there was also a group of thieves in the Song Dynasty court.
Of course he didn't want Tong Guan to come. In the eyes of the monarchs and ministers of Dongwu, their general Gan Ning could easily defeat Fang La.
What is Tong Guan here for? To put it mildly, he is joining forces to suppress the bandits, but in fact he is here to grab the credit, and by the way, he is monitoring the arrival of Soochow's army.
So he asked Kan Ze to come and discuss the major matter of joint efforts between the two armies, but Kan Ze has not arrived yet.
Tong Guan was very arrogant. He always had others waiting for him, but this time he had to wait for others. In addition, he had just been beaten so hard that he was in an even worse mood.
The surrounding officials were all officials in Jiangzhou, but they did not dare to breathe in front of Tong Guan.
Tong Guan snorted in dissatisfaction, sat down on the Taishi chair, covered his mouth and fell silent.
Everyone looked at each other, wondering why he was so angry, but no one knew that he was in pain.
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Outside the city, Li Yu came from the sky.
"Brother Song, pack up and run away!"
Song Jiang was stunned in place. He was still washing his face. He looked up and saw Li Yu and said this directly.
"Brother Xian...this?"
"Do you know who you hit?"
Song Jiang shook his head and said: "It can't be...is it the Lord of the Palace?"
"Return to the government? What you are beating is Tong Guan, the Privy Councilor of the day."
Song Jiang sat down on the ground, with colorful expressions on his face, "Tong...Tong Guan?"
He never dreamed that he would be able to beat Tong Guan when he was drunk.
Tong Guan was very famous in the Song Dynasty and even the Six Dynasties.
If you beat him, you will basically not be able to stay in the Song Dynasty, unless you live in seclusion in the mountains.
"Brother Xian, am I right? Tong Guan is not in the Privy Council, so what are you doing in Jiangzhou?"
Li Yu spread his hands and said, "He's here to suppress the bandits. That's good. He directly said that you are Fang La's comrade and has already drawn a portrait of the two of us. I guess this guy has recognized me, but I didn't fight him."
He can still pass it off, but you will be in trouble."
"The world is so big, where can I, Song Jiang, still have a foothold?"
Li Yu patted him on the shoulder and expressed his deep sympathy. Who knew that drunkenness could hit Tong Guan.
It was widely said that Song Jiang was the person involved, and even Li Yu felt that he was a little betrayed.
Could it be that Tian Anxing Yang Zhi was admitted into the Zhengjing Sect by himself, and his unlucky attribute was automatically transferred to his eldest brother Song Jiang?
"Brother Xian, didn't you say you know Cai Jing? Can you..."
Song Jiang saw the look in Li Yu's eyes during the middle of the sentence and said with a smile: "This is a bit too much, mainly because I hit him too hard. Alas, drinking makes things worse, drinking makes things worse!"
If others were okay, he would kick Tong Guan's private parts violently about ten times.
If he really wasn't castrated, let Song Jiang clean him up.
"I'm in Liangshan, and there are a few brothers who are having a reunion on the mountain." Song Jiang thought for a moment, and then hesitated, "If he goes up to the mountain and takes a high position, wouldn't he taint the innocent body given by his parents?"
Li Yu would not let Song Jiang go up the mountain even if he was killed. The purpose of his coming this time was to prevent him from going up Liangshan.
Otherwise, he will use his friendship to pull at least dozens of evil stars up the mountain.
There are dozens of irreversible evil stars in the booklet in his arms.
"The Six Dynasties were so big, why stick to the Song Dynasty? Why not go out and experience it. Maybe when you come back, Tong Guan will be dead or demoted."
Song Jiang nodded and said, "What brother Xian said makes sense, but I'm afraid it will drag down brother Xian."
Only then did Li Yu remember that there was another guy in the city, and only Song Jiang could cure him.
"By the way, when I went to the city to inquire about information, there was a man who called himself Tieniu. He saw that the government wanted to arrest you with your portrait, so he killed an official on the spot. Now he is making a big fuss in the city."
Song Jiang slapped his forehead, "It's broken, I have to save Brother Tieniu!"
Before Li Yu could reach out his hand, Song Jiang's figure flashed and disappeared on the spot.
Where he just stood, there was not even an afterimage. Li Yu raised his hands in the air, looking a little stupid.
