After hurriedly escaping back to his room, Shangguan Tang's mind kept flashing back to the scene he just saw in the bathroom. He felt strange and couldn't calm down.
Drowsily, she walked to the bathroom door again. She put her ear to the door and heard the sound of rushing water.
yes!
Wash him, use pepper water, and turn his ass into a monkey’s ass!
Butt? What's wrong with her today? Why do she always think about that dead stallion's butt?
Buttocks - "This person likes fish and has a special red mole on his buttocks."
Shangguantang didn't know why she thought of that originally absurd prophecy again, but once the thought came to her, she couldn't shake it off.
The sound of water suddenly stopped. Shangguan Tang was wondering when the bathroom door in front of him suddenly opened. His center of gravity was unstable and he fell straight down. In panic, he reached out to grab it, but it did not stop the falling trend at all.
"Bang!"
Huh? It doesn’t hurt!
He opened his eyes, blinked, and blinked again.
"Woman, are you so eager to throw yourself into my arms?"
The person below him was teasing him maliciously. Shangguan Tang opened his mouth, but nothing came out.
"If you like to take a shower with me, just tell me just now and I won't mind."
What the hell is he talking about? Who wants to wash with him?!
Shangguan Tang was so embarrassed that he didn't dare to look at the smile in Bei Xijue's eyes. He just wanted to get up immediately and rush back to his room.
"do not move!"
Bei Xijue suddenly made a sound and stopped her from getting up. His eyes seemed to be holding back something.
"You, me, that——"
"Aren't you going to give it back to me?"
"Gah?"
He glanced at her hand with his eyes, and she looked away and saw, damn, what she was holding on to was a bath towel, so to speak, so to speak—
"Ah - what a pervert!"
She actually took off her bath towel!!!
She jumped up, threw the towel on his face, covered her face and turned away.
There was a sound behind him, and Bei Xijue seemed to stand up.
"You, get dressed quickly."
"I've already put it on, but someone just helped me take it off again."
Shangguan Tang turned red from holding it back.
"Then wear it again!"
He stopped talking, Shangguan Tang's heart almost jumped into his throat, and his intestines turned green at the thought of her actually pressing him without clothes under her.
The atmosphere was awkward and quiet. Shangguan Tanghusi was thinking wildly, hoping to forget the spring scenery he had accidentally missed just now, but the damn prophecy of immortality came up again.
Butt, butt, red mole, red mole, does this smelly man have a red mole on his butt?
Shangguantang, Shangguantang, it doesn't matter to you whether he has a red mole or not. You don't like him. Do you want her to have a red mole?
"You peeked at me."
Shangguan Tang raised his head and realized that Bei Xijue was right in front of him. Oh my God, she had a fever and she actually wanted to peek at his butt? And she was caught in the act.
"Oh, you really know how to joke."
"Yeah?"
Bei Xijue's eyes raised.
"Then why are you sneaking around at the bathroom door?"
"Well, that -" Shangguan hesitated, and finally gave up, "I don't like it, do you still care about where I stand?"
Oh, the kitten showed its claws again.
You think your plan has succeeded, do you want to test the results?
"You made a mistake and you still don't admit it?"