Chapter 1023 The joke that destroys the three views
Until Kaoru Sakurai's wife left, Zhang Yang was still in a daze. He had been counterattacked twice by the beautiful Sakurai tonight. The lingering taste lingering on his lips made his heart feel silent for a long time.
The original passion of time cannot help but be easily evoked.
If there weren't so many people present, he would have grabbed her tightly around her waist without hesitation and thrown her down.
Okay! It's just random now, maybe it's just her temporary excitement...or maybe it's the effect of alcohol.
By the way, these flowers are indeed quite expensive.
Except for Pan Ningning and Mei Xin, who were stunned like Zhang Yang, everyone in the room clapped together, seeming to bless them both.
Then they arranged for the two of them to sit together.
Zhang Yang couldn't help but blush. He considered himself to be a thick-skinned person, but in front of more than a dozen delicate beauties, he was really confused by the scene in front of him. Why did he feel like he was being forced to get married?
"Okay, now that one of the protagonists is back, can we continue the game..." Yamada Yucai said with a smile.
"Game?" Zhang Yang looked at the empty wine bottles on the table. Didn't they drink enough?
Before she could react, Kathleen, who had just received punishment, had already stood up, bent down, and placed the spoon on the table, ready to turn it.
It is said that she is only wearing a bra on her upper body now, and that bra is still shaky at the moment. As soon as she bends down, her pair of breasts suddenly fall down...the gap between the bra and breasts immediately
It also leaked out.
The half-hidden little grape popped out directly...
At that time, Zhang Yang felt his body tense up. Damn, if you play like this, something could easily happen.
By the way, the KJ** group is also the most popular girl group in Chrysanthemum Country recently. If her naked photos like this were released, it would probably cause an uproar.
When the spoon turned, fortunately, the handle fell on Ming Yuan Jiezi.
Then it was Ming Yuan Jie Zi's turn to tell a joke. Zhang Yang noticed that Ming Yuan Jie Zi had loosened two buttons on her clothes, and now her breasts were half exposed. Moreover, there were five cans of beer placed in front of her. Look.
I got up and drank once.
It was obvious that he had been punished at least once.
When she saw the spoon stopped in front of her, she screamed and stamped her feet to try to cheat.
"Hey...why is it me again? Why is it me again?"
The other women looked relieved and started to attack her, asking her to start telling jokes.
Hearing this, Mingyuan Jiezi immediately felt as if she were mourning for an heir, and her eyes kept looking at Pan Ningning and Mei Xin.
Then he was forced to have no choice but to close his eyes and meditate for a while, then said: "Then I will make a cold joke..."
"A cold joke, okay..."
The girls applauded.
"Well, there is a person with multiple grandchildren. How old are they?" Akihara Kiyoko said.
The girls were thinking hard... Sakurai Kaoru kindly translated it in English for Pan Ningning and Mei Xin...
Zhang Yang instantly understood why Pan Ningning and Mei Xin had such expressions. Can this be called a joke?
"Five years old?" Jacinthe, whose upper body was naked, asked tentatively, saying that she didn't seem to care about Zhang Yang's identity as a boy at all, and her round breasts were exposed so calmly that Zhang Yang
Her ** couldn't help but want to get closer to Sakurai Kaoru's ** beautiful legs beside her many times.
"Haha, no, it's zero years old, because there are many..." Akihara Kiyoko laughed to herself. (Note, the pronunciation of "multiple chrysanthemums" is the same as egg. Eggs mean they haven't been born yet, so they are equal to zero.)
As soon as the words fell, Fujiwara Naiko smiled: "I see..."
Sakurai Kaoru glanced at Zhang Yang and smiled slightly, which seemed very forced and had not yet reached her real point of laughter.
Of the three kj** trio, two laughed and one didn't. They probably hadn't woken up yet, so Hata Tsutomu smiled after being stunned for a while.
Yamada Yua didn’t smile…
The three of them, Zhang Yang and Pan Ningning, are looking at each other... I really don't understand the humor in this. Sure enough, this is where the cultural differences lie.
I don’t know if it’s because the rigid and strict Juhua people just don’t understand humor or something.
"Then let's vote." Kathleen immediately jumped out to gloat after being punished. As you can imagine, only three people raised their hands.
"Ah..." Mingyuan Jiezi glanced at Pan Ningning and Mei Xin resentfully, picked up the beer in front of her... looked at it for a long time, and closed her beautiful eyes: "I... I'd better get better."
Without even looking at Zhang Yang, he reached out and unbuttoned the three remaining buttons on his upper body, snap!
The pair of naked breasts on her chest jumped out at once. Although she was wearing a purple bra, the fucking breast behind the bra couldn't be closed at all, and it seemed that it was about to collapse at any time.
Time is full of meat...
Zhang Yang couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva... No matter what, this girl is also a **+ level beauty.
Then it was Kyoko Akihara's turn to turn the spoon.
This time, when Yamada Yusai was unlucky, Yamada Yusai was obviously more confident. She straightened her clothes, stood up, cleared her throat, and then spoke in chrysanthemum language.
"One day, a child who was not yet underage asked his father a question when everyone was having dinner: "Dad, guess a riddle, saying that a man went to rape three women with five dollars. You
The mathematics of this event
What is the symbol? Guess..."
The girls were stunned for a moment, it was another cold joke, but some of them immediately began to think hard.
Unconvinced, Ming Yuan Jiezi replied: "Open the root number!"
"no!"
"Multiple number..." Sakurai Kaoru said cautiously.
"That's not right either!"
"Where is Li Jun..." Yamada Yucai suddenly turned his head and stared at Zhang Yang and asked.
Hey, this is making things difficult for me! But this joke must have been copied from the Huaxia Kingdom. It’s not that easy to hack me!
"It's very simple." Zhang Yang said with a smile, "Five yuan to kill three women...it's definitely worth it..."
The girls lowered their heads in deep thought, and after thinking about it for a moment, it turned out to be true. Then they burst into snickers, and several of them even laughed.
As a result of the vote, Yamada Yua's semi-evil joke was approved.
Then it turned around again, and unfortunately, this time it was finally Zhang Yang's turn.
The eyes of the girls suddenly lit up, and they stared at Zhang Yang one by one as if they had found a treasure. They probably wanted to see how Zhang Yang would respond if he lost.
"Li Jun, let us appreciate your humorous ability." Haneda Zi smiled and stared at Sakurai Kaoru... Zhang Yang wondered for a while why he was staring at Sakurai Kaoru when he wanted to appreciate his own humorous ability.
"Well, this joke is a bit lewd..." Seeing that he couldn't deny it, Zhang Yang could only say.
"Oh, then hurry up and say it, don't whet our appetites." Upon hearing this, Jacinthe, who was probably drunk, immediately rushed to Zhang Yang's side excitedly, stood unsteadily, and jumped directly into him, not knowing whether it was intentional or unintentional.
Open your arms.
Zhang Yang subconsciously reached out and pushed... It was over. He immediately felt that his hands seemed to have touched two soft and plump things. You must know that this jacinthe has a tight upper body now, and her 32d vagina directly hit Zhang Yang's hand.
inside.
This feeling...Zhang Yang reacted immediately somewhere. In this environment, and it was so ambiguous, and he had been abstinent for many days, it would be strange if there was no reaction.
His hands seemed to be electrocuted, and he quickly retracted them. However, this action caused Jacinthe to fall directly on Zhang Yang with his usual surname, so the end was even worse, and she threw herself directly into Zhang Yang's arms.
Jacinthe snorted, bit her red lips lightly, glanced at Zhang Yang with a charming look, and stood up hurriedly with a shy look on her face: "I'm sorry, I'm really embarrassed..." Then she stretched out her hand to cover her breasts...and ran away.
.
By the way, doesn’t she know that her upper body is vacuum?
It's really cool, but the key is that Kaoru Sakurai next to her has a calm face and is still smiling.
Is this Jacinthe getting naked to test herself for her sisters? Tsk tsk, if so, there should be more such tests!
"Li Jun, it's time to talk." Yamada Yusai urged as if she hadn't seen the beautiful scene just now.
Zhang Yang pondered for a moment, still a little hesitant. After all, it was a bit naughty. Of course, he knew that men in the Chrysanthemum Kingdom would tell some naughty jokes after drinking, but only within a small and private circle.
I just don’t know how far these women can endure it.
"Then I said... But it's very pornographic. Don't blame me."
"Don't worry, Yucai said it's even more pornographic..." Yuda Zi clenched her pink fist to encourage Zhang Yang.
"Really?" Zhang Yang couldn't help but look at Yamada Yusai. As expected, there was no empty wine bottle in front of the latter, only a bottle of sake. He probably opened it and drank it himself.
"Okay, then I said it..." Zhang Yang no longer hesitated, **Well, don't be too simple, he remembers a lot, and it was all taught to him by the zombie-like Gao Qi.
"Then I said it..." Zhang Yang pondered for a moment and then said.
"A man said to his female colleague: [I put three hundred dollars on the ground. Can you pick it up and let me insert it at the same time?]
The female colleague couldn't make up her mind, so she called her husband to ask.
Her husband thought: "How long will it take? I probably won't be able to take off my pants, so he agreed."
Half an hour later, her husband called her and asked how the situation was.
But I heard my wife gasping and saying: [This ****, him! Him! All he put in are coins!]"
After Zhang Yang finished speaking, he glanced at the women. Before he could translate it again, the women were stunned for a moment, and then they all covered their mouths and snickered.
"Li Jun...you are so sexy..."
"Li Jun, you are so bad."
Damn! They are all criticizing him.
Pan Ningning and Mei Xin, who were half-informed, couldn't help but asked curiously: "What did you say?"
Zhang Yang had no choice but to say it again in English.
"**!" Pan Ningning spat.
"Oh, boss, you are really perverted!" Mei Xin.
Damn it! No matter what you say, it’s okay to be naughty. The key point is that it’s not very naughty.
Vote! Everyone said none of his jokes were funny!
Zhang Yang was stunned. This was too much. Everyone laughed...but it wasn't funny. Damn it. As expected, the things that **'s heart confirmed were too unreliable...
This was clearly a collective effort to deal with him.
Zhang Yang was helpless. He looked at the five cans of beer spread out in front of him and reached for them. These women were so bad.
"Wait a minute..." Before Zhang Yang started drinking, Yamada Yucai stretched out his hand to stop him. (To be continued.)