Under Lin Zheng's speechless expression, the embarrassed Roman quickly explained: "There is nothing we can do about it! Because there were often thieves here in the past. I have been on guard for a long time, but I have never been able to catch the thieves.
In the end, we can only find a way to completely seal this place."
Hey! Lin Zheng looked surprised when he heard this, "Does anyone dare to come and steal things from your emperor's territory? Are you kidding me? Who is so brave?"
Roman showed helplessness, "It's true! It's not a joke."
"Then what's the result?" Lin Zheng looked around and asked, "Does being so careful have any effect?"
"I'm not sure about this yet." Roman shook his head gently, "In fact, not long after I sealed this place, I met Meimei."
"Then why don't you check it out quickly?" Lin Zheng was a little dumbfounded. He didn't know what to say to Roman.
After Roman heard this, he immediately covered the entire treasure house with his consciousness. After waiting for him for a while, Roman's brows furrowed, "Something is missing again! What is the origin of this thief? I
We have sealed this place so tightly, but you can still break in and steal things."
Did you really lose something?!
Lin Zheng was surprised for a while, "What have you lost?"
Xun also asked quickly: "Were those spiritual treasures not lost?"
"No, all the spiritual treasures are still there. What's missing are some materials I collected."
"Just stole some materials?" Xun was very confused, "This little thief is quite particular! He didn't steal everything, just some materials."
"It's like this every time." Roman said helplessly, "In fact, most of the materials here are just beautiful but not practical. They are all collected by me for fun. I don't know why the little thief is so interested in these things.
Very fond of it.”
So I’m talking about laymen! This room full of treasures actually said that things are just beautiful but not practical. Lin Zheng didn’t even bother to preach!
"Your Majesty! I can set up an all-weather surveillance array around the treasure house. Once a suspicious target approaches here, we will know immediately, so we should be able to catch the thief."
But Roman shook his head, "I have already tried this, Yoyo. If it is just a surveillance array, there will be no problem if I arrange it. However, I have been watching it for several days, but I haven't found anything.
But when I opened the treasure house, it was still stolen!"
After hearing this, Youyou was finally surprised, "Who is this thief? He has such a high level of stealing?!"
"If I knew, I wouldn't have to worry so much!" As he said that, Roman looked at Lin Zheng and said, "Sir Yiping, is there anything you can do?"
Lin Zheng looked around, and after a moment, he raised his eyebrows, and then walked forward with a slight smile. After a short time, Lin Zheng came to a display shelf with many natural materials and earthly treasures, and
In addition to the treasures of nature, materials and earth, there are also several strange-looking things.
"These are the innate spiritual treasures I have collected." Roman followed and came to Lin Zheng and said, "I had some expectations at the beginning, but unfortunately, I gave up after I got them. These are really just
It can be used as a collectible."
"It can also be used to set up formations!"
Hearing Xun's addition, Roman smiled and nodded.
Nodding, "Yes! It can also be used to set up formations."
Feite found that Lin Zheng had been staring at one of the spiritual treasures, and was a little surprised, "Sir, is there anything strange about this spiritual treasure?"
Hearing what Feite said, Roman followed Lin Zheng's gaze and looked at the spiritual treasure. This was also a very strange object. It looked like a round fat cat. It was really fat.
It looks like a ball and is orange in color. In addition to a pair of small ears, there are two small protrusions on the head, as if a pair of small horns are about to pop out. The round cat face with squinted eyes looks like
It feels particularly joyful to go up there.
"Roman! Is this also a spiritual treasure?" Xun asked curiously. Although she knew that many innate spiritual treasures have unique looks, the appearance of this thing is a little too different!
Roman was a little dumbfounded, "Although it looks very strange, this is indeed an innate spiritual treasure, but its ability is the same as the other spiritual treasures collected here, and it has no practicality."
"Then what are its abilities?"
"Doing addition arithmetic..."
As soon as he finished speaking, even Youyou couldn't help but widen his eyes. What kind of weird ability is this?! An innate spiritual treasure, it can only be used to do arithmetic, and that's not all. It can only do addition arithmetic?!
"Let's just settle for it!" Sunda didn't dislike it that much, "If you can do addition arithmetic, it should be very convenient to use it to calculate accounts, and it can be considered somewhat useful."
"No, the only additions it can do are 1+1, not 1+2."
"..." After hearing this, everyone burst into sweat. What kind of weird ability is this! It can only be regarded as 1+1, so what kind of innate spiritual treasure is it?! Has the threshold for innate spiritual treasures been lowered again?
!
"This is probably the most useless spiritual treasure in the world!" Xun muttered in a low voice.
After hearing this, Lin Zheng smiled and said: "This is really hard to say!"
"It can only be counted as 1+1, Yi Ping. Isn't this the most useless thing?"
Lin Zheng stretched out his hand and casually smelted a piece of metal on the shelf into a small golden hammer. Then he knocked on the Lingbao like a wooden fish and said: "For us, 1+1 equals 2. This is
It is a very simple and clear thing, but for uncivilized creatures, it is an intellectual chasm, and it can even be the beginning of civilization. If you think about it, don't you think this thing has become very remarkable?
?”
Everyone thought about Lin Zheng's statement. From a mortal historical perspective, such an ability can indeed be called a miraculous existence. However, "Sure enough, it is still useless. Yiping, mortals can't use this thing."
, at most it can be kept as some sort of handicraft."
"So, this is also a kind of civilization!" Lin Zheng said with a smile, "If it fell into the hands of the ancients, maybe they would make handicrafts based on this thing, and this would also bring a huge leap forward to the ancients!
"
"That's right..." Xun said hesitantly. Although he felt that there was some truth in it, he still felt that it was all nonsense?! "By the way, why have you been knocking on this thing since just now?"
?”
"Oh! I just thought this thing was round and looked like a wooden fish, so I couldn't help but want to knock it on it." After saying that, Lin Zheng picked up the small hammer again, and then knocked on the cat's head.
"That's enough for you, boy!!"
As Lin Zheng struck with a hammer,
Go, the chubby fat cat actually let out an angry roar, which made everyone's expressions freeze. Is this thing actually alive?
Looking at the fat cat trying to open its eyes and making a ferocious expression, Lin Zheng hit its head again with the small hammer in his hand, making a "ding" sound, which was clear and sweet, and very pleasant.
The fat cat who was attacked immediately became angry, jumped up from the shelf with a sudden jump, and slapped Lin Zheng with the fat cat's claws, "Who is Muyu, you stupid bald man!!"
"Bang!" Lin Zheng caught the flying small orange pig with one hand, then turned to Roman and said: "Here! The thief who stole the thing has been caught."
The small orange pig in Lin Zheng's hand kept kicking its four short legs and yelled angrily, "You bastard boy who deserves to be killed a thousand times, who is the thief? Let me go quickly. If you don't let me go,
, just don’t blame me for being rude!”
After hearing the orange pig's threat to Lin Zheng, Roman finally came to his senses, and then stared at the orange pig in Lin Zheng's hand in surprise, "So that's it, the thief is hiding in the treasure house, no wonder I'm waiting outside no matter what.
I can’t wait for the thief to show up.”
After hearing this, Orange Pig, who was still struggling, immediately looked at Roman angrily, "You idiot emperor, who is the thief! You bought me from the auction, so it is your obligation to take good care of me.
Since you raised me here, what’s wrong with me having some food rations?!”
Roman was a little dumbfounded. It was the first time he saw such an arrogant Lingbao. Okay, even if you are the pet I bought home, is this your attitude towards the owner? Or what, he bought a
The ancestor is back?!
Lin Zheng couldn't help laughing when he heard the orange pig's strong words, "Since you think you are the pet you bought for Roman, then you should be your pet properly! Roman has seen you so much.
You've been pretending to be dead every time, is this what a pet should do?"
"Who told you that I was a pet, you stupid bald man!" The little orange pig bared his teeth and claws when he heard this, "That's right! Let me go quickly, you bald man who can kill a thousand swords. If you don't let go, I will be really rude."
Got it!"
Lin Zheng ignored the orange pig, turned to look at Roman and said, "How is it? How are you going to take care of this little pig? Braised or fried?"
Roman was a little dumbfounded, then he shook his head and said: "Forget it, let it go! After all, it is an innate psychic treasure. It is a pity to fry it like this."
"You want to fry it, right? No problem! Fit, frying pan!"
Listening to Lin Zheng's enthusiastic voice, Feite suppressed a smile and responded: "Yes! Sir!"
Having said that, Feite actually brought out a frying pan on the spot. As an excellent maid, of course, she must always be fully prepared, and the ingredients needed for delicious food are of course indispensable!
Seeing the oil pan rolling up, the little orange pig's eyes widened immediately, and then he shouted at the top of his voice: "You are a bald man who has killed a thousand cuts. Not only is he bald, you are also deaf! Stupid Emperor
, stop this bald man!"
This guy.
Hearing the screams of the little orange pig, Roman was a little annoyed, and immediately brought out a dessert plate and a knife and fork. As a pastry chef, he never lacked these things.
"Medium rare is fine. If it's too cooked, the meat will be too old."
"No problem!" After saying that, Lin Zheng threw the little orange pig in his hand towards the boiling oil pan.