"I'm starving to death, Xiao Linzi, let's go! Go have a good meal!" Yang Qi suddenly ran into Lin Zheng's room and said. When he saw Lin Zheng reading the official website, his eyes suddenly lit up, "Hey, have you finished reading it?
Just in time, you will tell me about it when we have dinner, so that I won’t have to read it myself when I get back!”
"I have no objection to going out to eat!" Lin Zheng turned around, looked Yang Qi up and down, and said with a tangled face: "But, are you going to go out wearing this outfit? I'll go! People don't know that they think you are out.
For sale!" Look at Yang Qi's current style, messy hair, tight shorts, and the most powerful thing is wearing a bra on the front. She is simply more coquettish than those pheasants standing on the street! Well, if a pheasant
With Yang Qi’s quality, I think business will be very booming!
As soon as Lin Zheng said this, Yang Qi ran back to the room to change her clothes angrily, but when she appeared in front of Lin Zheng, she was wearing a glamorous red dress, which almost shocked Lin Zheng to death!
"I'll do it! Do you dare to be trustworthy? Wear a dress when you go out to have sex. Do you think you are attending a party or going on a blind date?" Lin Zheng glared at Yang Qi with a confused look on his face. Unexpectedly, Yang Qi was not ashamed at all.
, but said confidently: "I haven't washed my clothes in the past few days, and this is the only one I can wear when I go out to meet people. What's wrong, you little one! I don't believe you have anything to change!"
"..." Didn't this guy see that he had already put on clean clothes? How dare he talk nonsense here! Lin Zheng said that he had no words to respond to Yang Qi's retardation and had to remain silent!
After throwing all the clothes that the two of them had accumulated for several days into the washing machine, and after setting up the automatic washing machine, the two of them went out to eat leisurely. They did not go to the nearby Sichuan restaurant. According to Yang Qi, yesterday's task
The reward was 5,000 gold coins per person, which would be worth tens of thousands of RMB if sold! How can I be worthy of the hard work of staying up all night if I don’t have a good meal!? So, the two of them took a taxi and ran to Longyuan Restaurant.
, get ready to eat and drink a lot!
Since there were only two of them, they did not choose a private room, but chose a window sill close to the road, and then ordered a lot of things to eat and drink! Yang Qi, who was wearing a dress, was as noble as a rich man.
Miss, no matter where she goes, she is undoubtedly the center of attention. When she first entered the restaurant, I don’t know how many unsuspecting guys were fascinated by her! But when the two of them started eating, it was so sweaty.
! The two of them devoured their food like hungry ghosts reincarnated. There was no image at all, and the appearance of the food was not half as eye-catching! After drinking and eating, the two chatted about the content of the version update. Not long after, a
The heavy rain suddenly fell! The two stopped talking. At this time, Yang Qi looked at the streets with heavy rain in the evening. When he came back to his senses, Yang Qi couldn't help but asked with a smile: "Xiao Linzi, do you still remember that I took you there?"
What was it like when you got home?"
"Damn it!" Lin Zheng rolled his eyes, "Brother was completely unconscious at that time, what a clue!"
"Haha! You don't know how miserable you were at that time! Not even your clothes were stripped off by some unscrupulous guy, and you were left with an ID card and underpants, lying on the ground like a dead person.
On the street in the heavy rain, if I hadn't happened to meet my sister when I was out shopping, and dragged you home with kindness, do you think you would have died on the street?!"
"Go, go! Good luck! I won't die so easily!" Lin Zheng said with a gloomy look, then his face warmed up and he chuckled: "Speaking of which, you girl is really brave.
Da, you don’t know who I am, so you drag me home, what if I turn out to be a wanted criminal or something, you’ll be in big trouble!?”
"The only wanted criminal who can be robbed is only his underpants? Then I can only say that this wanted criminal is too worthless!" As he said this, Yang Qi seemed to remember Lin Zheng's embarrassed appearance at that time. He was really being robbed.
There was only one pair of underwear left! Yang Qi couldn't help but burst out laughing!
"Your sister! Don't let me know that it was that bastard who robbed me, and my reputation will be ruined for the rest of my life!" Lin Zheng slapped the table with a look of grief and anger! This is really embarrassing! He was robbed.
All that's left is the underpants, everyone who hears this has to laugh!
"Hey! Xiao Linzi!"
"What are you doing!" Lin Zheng asked with an unhappy look on his face. Yang Qi pointed to the rain-soaked street outside and said in disbelief: "Look! There's another guy who was robbed with only his pants left!"
"What?~~!" Lin Zheng was stunned and looked out the window following Yang Qi's astonished gaze. He saw a man lying on the ground on the dusk street before the street lights were turned on. There was only a ten-stripe left on his body.
Eye-catching white pants, heavy rain falling, pedestrians coming and going in a hurry, no one came to help him!
"Let me go! There must be habitual criminals in this area. Every time they rob someone, only one pair of underpants is left! It can't be the legendary underpants gang, right!?"
"You're too big for your pants! If you don't pay the bill quickly, I'll save someone!"
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In the end, Lin Zheng took him home, while Yang Qi rushed to a nearby clothing store. There was nothing they could do. The last clothes they wore were soaked in water. If they didn't want to go back and just wear underwear, they would have to buy a few sets. Although
Yang Qi is a gangster, but she is still a woman. If that happens, she will never walk out of the room! By the way, she has to buy it for the one who only has her underwear, so she waits until Yang Qi walks out of the clothing store.
By then, she was already carrying a lot of big and small bags. Behind her, the shopping guide smiled sweetly and watched the fat sheep leave!
"Damn! You exhibitionist, hurry up and find something to change into!" As soon as she entered the door, Yang Qi saw Lin Zheng naked, as if he had just come out of the shower, with a towel in his hand wiping his face. Yang Qi
He threw a few sets of clothes to Lin Zheng, and then took a set of clothes into the bathroom to change.
After changing into dry clothes and walking out of the bathroom, they saw Lin Zheng in the living room holding a medical kit and treating some injuries of the man they rescued. The man they rescued was a handsome man, but at this time
There were many bruises on his body, and he was hit hard on the head. If Lin Zheng and the other two didn't save him, he might have died on the street like this!
"This buddy is much worse than you were before. Looking at the injuries all over his body, tsk tsk! Could it be that he was not only robbed of money, but also robbed of sex? His asshole exploded?!" Yang Qi replaced Lin Zheng, applying medicine to the man's wounds.
While not forgetting to complain, Lin Zheng rolled his eyes and said angrily: "Fortunately, I'm unconscious. Anyone who hears this will have to worry about you! Damn it, you didn't look at me like this at the beginning.
Bar!?"
"How can you!? Sister, am I that kind of person!?"