Updated to .3 to check for monthly tickets. Gouniu’s goal is to kill the top 100, and Ximu Oh Shu will make the brothers become more powerful, and become more powerful all over the world, haha.”
"Brother Ye, I wrongly blamed you. You are an upright gentleman." Yumeng Youxue murmured in her heart, and a teardrop flowed down her cheek.
.Around o'clock.
Lu Wei and the others also called it a day and got ready to rest. Chu Yunyi knocked on the door excitedly. Because Chu Yunyi and Yumeng Youxue slept in the same room, Youxuewang opened the door.
"Ah! Ghost!" Chu Yunyi's terrifying cry immediately called Lu Wei and others over. Seeing that Lu Wei seemed to have found support, Chu Yunyi rushed over and immediately
It is the warm fragrance of nephrite that fills my arms.
Of course, Lu Wei would not be stupid enough to reject such a beautiful thing. He quickly reached out his hand to wipe the oil while comforting Miss Chu Yunyi in his arms.
It turns out that Chu Yunyi was frightened by the black thing on Yu Meng Jixue's face. Yu Meng Youxue also forgot for a moment that there was such a oozing thing on her face.
The name of the medicine that Ye Fan applied was quite nice. After it was actually applied on his face, it was indeed quite miserable. Only two eye sockets were left dark. A small lip and two nostrils were exposed, and everything else looked like
The way the net came out of the carbon furnace, no wonder Chu Yunyi, who had always been bold, was so frightened that he screamed.
In fact, Yumeng Youxue did this on purpose, wanting to scare Chu Yunyi, who was always as courageous as an ox. Unexpectedly, the effect was a little too good, making everyone burst into laughter.
"Yunyi, if you are so brave and dare to catch ghosts at night, don't you be afraid that the ghost will suddenly pounce from the grass like Youxue, and make a swish, quack?" Qi Tianyinchan laughed dryly.
"Hmph! I'm not afraid, Viagra is here." Chu Yunyi blurted out, and saw everyone's eyes looking strange. They all stared at him with some ambiguity.
He was so panicked that he quickly jumped out of Lu Wei's arms. After thinking about it, he seemed to have suffered a loss. He rolled his eyes and shouted: "Lu Wei, I was taken advantage of by you just now, you have to compensate me with something, otherwise I will
Too much loss, gurgling,"
"To compensate, we have no money, no power and look like Ah San, so all we have left is this stinky skin. If you want it, just take it. I will sacrifice my life and become a Buddha immediately." Lu Wei said with a cunning smile.
"Hahaha" made everyone laugh again.
Chu Yunyi couldn't stand up now, and his face suddenly turned as red as a tomato. He was trying to chase Lu Wei, but the two of them dodged and became a mess, and it took a long time to stop.
At this time, Yu Feifei asked curiously: "Yu, Meng Bingxue, what are you applying on your face? It's so late for beauty. No wonder your face is as tender as snow, and you can squeeze water out of it. "Water"
The fairy who is second in the school beauty list at the State Conservatory of Music, chichi, you have to teach me some secret skills."
"I don't have any secret skills. This is the Chinese medicine specially prepared by Secretary Ye just now, and he helped me apply it.
It's called "Harem Yu Yan Pill" and it can remove some spots and acne within an hour and a half after applying it. It's mainly to remove the fingerprints on the face just now. I don't know if it has any effect, ugh!"
Yumeng Pingxue sighed, looking a little worried. She didn't have much confidence in something like this, which was black and looked like garbage.
"That," haha, "Brother Ye is not a doctor," that, "that's a piece of shit that just gives people medicine," you also believe it."
Chu Yunyi and Yu Feifei both stared at Yu Mengbianxue as if they were fools. They kept suppressing their laughter for fear of offending Youxue.
"I" don't know either, so I can only give it a try. But Brother Ye spoke very carefully. He also said that the medicine was very expensive.
One pill costs more than a thousand yuan, and you can't buy it even if you have money. And ", and" Yumeng Youxuewang opened her mouth, and suddenly thought of the charming scene when Ye Fan applied the medicine to him, and she couldn't say it for a moment.
"More than a thousand yuan, that's impossible. Our salary is only a small amount, but the strength is so much that it's almost worth half of our salary.
Why are herbal medicines so expensive? Even a set of the very famous imported cosmetics costs only a thousand dollars. It is already a very high-end product. Don’t be fooled by Deputy Secretary Ye, hey, hey, hey, Yu Feifei.
He didn't believe it, shook his head, and immediately raised doubts.
"And what!" Chu Yunyi became curious, and was secretly dumbfounded when he heard that this medicine cost more than a thousand yuan.
Judging from Yumeng Youxue's appearance, it seemed that the two of them had some ambiguity when they were applying the medicine, so they started questioning her directly.
than.Wanbibei
"Stop talking." Yu Meng Youxue wanted to go back to the house after turning to the episode.
"Don't tell me? Okay, let's go directly to Secretary Ye and see if he tells me?" Chu Yunyi glanced at Yu Feifei, and the two of them had a heart-to-heart meeting, and turned around to look for Ye Fan.
"Don't," "Don't go, he's very tired." Yumeng Youxue blurted out. As soon as these words came out, the men, women and others present were dumbfounded. They were almost petrified with their thoughts.
After all, Yu Feifei was from the TV station, so she was even bolder. She immediately pretended to be very silly and deliberately asked: "Tired! Why? Yunyi. There seems to be something wrong with this, haha
In fact, Yu Feifei felt a little relieved. She was shocked when she told her what the girl was hiding in the room. It was not what she was doing, but what she was doing. I heard that doing that was also very tiring. There used to be men
Tired to death on a woman’s belly!
"You" what are you thinking? It's just that Brother Ye applied the medicine on me. He applied it on me with his palm. It is said that only by applying it with his palm can the medicine be evaporated perfectly and achieve the best effect.
After all, Yumeng Youxue is a smart person. When she saw the ambiguous looks in everyone's eyes, she knew that everyone was thinking wrongly, and she stomped her feet in shame and said in anger.
"Oh! It turns out that Brother Ye used his palms to rub and rub your cheeks together. Their flesh to flesh is conducive to absorbing the medicinal properties. Chi Chi Chi, this medicinal property is the result of rubbing on your face.
He laughed in a high-pitched voice.
At this time, everyone could no longer hold back and started laughing again.
"Hmph! Forget it if you don't believe it, Yunyi, please help me wash it. Brother Ye said that you can see the effect after washing it off in an hour and a half. I don't know if it has any effect. I really want to know." Yumeng Youxue also said.
Don't worry about being shy anymore.
"Okay! I'd also like to see Brother Ye's high-end Chinese herbal medicine pills. What else are they called? Harem Yuyan Pills." Hey, don't all men like to raise breasts these days? Those are all harems. Bahhh.
soon!
Yu Mengbingxue washed her face and came out, and everyone was stunned.
The skin on the face was so damaged that no traces of fingerprints were left. Even the few tiny pimples that were originally left on the face have shrunk to the point where they are hard to detect.
Yumeng Youxue doesn't have yellow spots on her face to begin with. Overall, it seems that her face has become more active, whiter, and more hydrated.
The male compatriots are just praising them. But Yu Feifei and Chu Yunyi can't hold it in anymore. In this world, no woman can withstand the temptation of being as beautiful as a fairy.
If you could exchange your body for a gorgeous face, it is estimated that about 20% of women would be willing to exchange it. This shows how important the beauty of the face and figure has been in the minds of women for thousands of years.
Swish.
Especially when Yu Feifei works at the TV station, his face is particularly important. So the two girls rushed to Ye Fan's door. After knocking heavily, Ye Fan yawned and opened the door, but was forced by Yu Feifei and Chu Yunyi.
On the bed.
"Brother Ye, do you still have the "Harem Yuyan Pills" of yours? I, we also need to apply it, and we need to apply it now." Chu Yunyi couldn't wait any longer, and interrogated Ye Fan like a prisoner.
This made Lu Wei and Qi Tian on the side tremble for no reason, and thought to themselves: "Brother Ye has tied himself up now, and it's miserable. If there weren't those harem pills, I guess these two big female insects would not be able to do anything."
I will let him go, the medicine is so precious and must be difficult to prepare."
"What, Harem Yuyan Pill? I don't know!" Ye Fan was a little annoyed when he was woken up in a daze, but now he felt even colder when he heard it.
He cursed secretly: "My aunt Yumengyouxue, didn't I tell you when I left just now not to let anyone out? This is just one pill.
than. stone than
It took me a month of hard work to get it right, and I almost worked it out from exhaustion.
And this pill doesn’t cost more than a thousand yuan at all. Because we haven’t counted the ingredients of Tai Sui Essence and Yan Qing Guo.
If all the costs are taken into account, it is estimated that one piece costs four to five thousand yuan. The worst thing is that our inner energy is a priceless treasure, and one of them has used up the inner energy that I have gained through hard work for more than ten days.
If I get a few more, why don't I take my life? It's over, Youxue is too pure and heartless, what should I do now?"
"Hmph! You still want to play tricks on us. How about we call Yumeng Youxue over to testify?"
Chu Yunyi put her hands on her hips, like a Yaksha goddess, and snorted coldly, causing goosebumps to fall down all over the bodies of male compatriots such as Ye Ji and Lu Wei.
"Ye" Brother Ye, I let something slip for a moment. You, please scold me a few words to calm down."
At this time, Yu Mengbianxue, who was admiring her beautiful face in front of the mirror, remembered that Brother Ye was probably going to be in bad luck.
He was so panicked that he quickly ran over and explained in a coquettish manner. Doesn't his explanation prove that Comrade Ye Fan "doesn't have three hundred taels of silver here?"
"More! Are you afraid that we can't pay and have to use your money? It's more than a thousand yuan, right? I'm not working yet, I'm still studying, and I don't have money. But don't worry," I have to pay you even if I sing.
Earn it back and give it to you,"
Chu Yunyi frowned at this moment, and suddenly turned from Yaksha into the pitiful image of a singing girl.
Tears could not help but roll in his eyes. He probably felt a little aggrieved, which made Lu Wei's heart beat loudly. He felt very distressed.
He opened his mouth and said: "Brother, I know what the "Harem Yuyan Pills" pills must be difficult to prepare, but, alas, can you, um,"
This kid hissed for a long time but didn't dare to say a word to ask Ye Fan to prepare the medicine.