I used the epitaph of a great writer as the title of my acceptance speech. I candidly talk about some of my experiences and insights into writing a book. It can be read as a negative teaching material. I personally think it is a good little story, haha.
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It’s hard to say whether Sima is stupid or smart. He was good at primary school math and could get perfect scores a few times, but he was terrible at Chinese. He couldn’t be any more terrible.
Rhetoric? Even the pinyin is often confused. There are still many words that I don't know. I am accustomed to q-code words. When I encounter a word or phrase that I don't know, I have to go online and ask others for advice in the author group. Fortunately, the authors in the group are enthusiastic.
All questions asked so far have been answered quickly.
During my elementary school career, I was just a blank slate. I was an idiot and didn’t understand anything. I didn’t read any books.
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At the beginning of middle school, I finally learned about the status of great writers such as Lu Xun, Ambiguity, Lao She, and Bing Xin in the Chinese literary world, and began to admire these people who knew how to ink. At this time, I may have had a dream of writing, which has been forgotten for a long time...
It was also in middle school, in 1997, when martial arts was booming and online writing had not yet appeared.
Her home was quite far from the school, and Sima was a day student. She stayed in other people's homes with her cot and bedding, and later moved to the school to stay overnight in her third year of junior high school.
Reading martial arts books is like burning the midnight oil! There are elders at relatives’ houses to take care of them, and there are people on duty at school who turn off the lights at regular intervals. There is no other way, so all the candles and flashlights are turned on, and a few people put together a candle to read, and go to the toilet to borrow street lights.
Look at the light...
At that time, I was fascinated, happy, intoxicated, and imagined that I was a peerless prawn...
After all, flashlights are not as cheap and long-lasting as candles. During the inspection at night, some classmates were covered in quilts while reading. They were so sleepy that they set the quilts on fire. They were yelled at by their parents. Fortunately, Sima is a monster.
, I can stay up late, and I have never had such an accident, hahaha!
It is also these martial arts books that let us know about martial arts authors such as Master Jin Yong, Gu Long, Wo Longsheng, Li Liang, etc.!
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The time when I really dreamed of being a writer should be during the high school entrance examination. I followed my classmates to the county town to take the exam alone, taking with me more than a hundred yuan given by my parents...
Sima was very aggressive with money, and he is still close to the Moonlight Clan now. At that time, he was also very aggressive with money, and he never had the concept of money.
The first time I entered the county town, it was like entering the Grand View Garden with Grandma Liu. It was novel, lively, and an unfamiliar country bumpkin...
I rented books and watched martial arts at night! I don’t even know how I passed the high school entrance examination, but I was able to go to high school. Unfortunately, it was a private school. My parents heard that the admission rate was not high, so they didn’t let me go. This is not the point.
More than a hundred yuan doesn't seem like a lot of money now. Don't forget, it was more than ten years ago. It was considered a lot of money at that time. After all, I was still young. Apart from tuition fees, I had never had so much money. On the day of the final exam, I still had more than a dozen yuan left.
It was with these ten yuan that I bought two books from a roadside stall. They were world classics, not martial arts books.
Defoe's "Robinson Crusoe" and Hemingway's "The Old Man and the Sea". Note that the second one won the Nobel Prize for Literature, and it is not a domestic pop song!
"Robinson Crusoe" is about a man surviving on an island for more than 20 years. "The Old Man and the Sea" is about an old fisherman fighting against the sky, the sea, and sharks. They are all confrontations between man and nature, and they are all images of a hero.
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It was these two books that made Sima know that simple words arranged together can have such shocking power! I felt that I no longer blindly worshiped such a sacred title as a writer. It was at this time that
, has become a kind of belief!
Personally, I feel that the most valuable thing I spent money on is buying these two books. I highly recommend them and they are worth reading for men....
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I was not admitted to high school and was thrown into a technical school by my father.
I felt that I was most sorry for my family in the technical school. I played game consoles, watched movies, and read books. The technical school had majors, and I was a mess in learning professional skills. I couldn’t even get interviewed by good factories, and I was eventually packed and thrown out...
It was also in the technical school that I went to the school library for the first time and borrowed some books. Except for "How Steel Was Tempered", I couldn't understand any of the world famous books. Could it be that Sima was born to be a novice writer...
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Of course, those large short story collections that include short stories are still very interesting. The great writers portray human nature so deeply! I am still envious and jealous...
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I entered society on March 25, 2002, more than ten years ago!
21 classmates followed the teacher to the factory at 5 a.m. The factory didn't start work until 8 a.m., but the gatekeeper refused to let in. It was only two kilometers away from the seaside. After drinking the sea breeze for three hours, I am still deeply impressed by the sea breeze in Qingdao...
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At that time, I knew there were computers, but I didn’t know what the Internet was.
A year later, the school girls graduated, and six of them came in, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Okay, I have to admit that my schoolmates are more open-minded than me, and I am just an antique!
It was the first time I was dragged online by two school girls, and I stayed up all night!
His identity is that of a bodyguard.
When I saw a computer for the first time, I asked them to help me turn it on and help me find movies to watch.
I didn’t know anything at that time! After watching the movie, the two little girls were very chatting and having fun, no one cared about the young master anymore...
Woohoo...
Damn it, I was just blind when I was bored, and I accidentally started talking nonsense. I have been playing for ten years, and I have been tricked by these two dead girls...
Xiaotong, Yinghua, how are you two little sisters doing now?
Especially Yinghua, Goth misses you!
Don’t think wrongly, I’m a member of the Yueguang Clan. This is the first time I’ve ever borrowed money from an outsider, and you damn girl haven’t paid it back yet...
Haha, they can’t see it anyway, so let’s complain! Hehehe!
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Later, both of us changed jobs and lost contact with our former friends and colleagues. Only then did we start renting books and reading them, and there were also online articles on street stalls.
It was still early at that time, there were only 256 pages, and it was in 32 format. The font was very large and there wasn’t much useful information. Many of them had no beginning or end, which was a pain in the ass...
Later, a 16-format version with 800 pages was released. Some of the fonts were very small. Now I started to enjoy it. 10 yuan deposit, 50 cents a day. Sima works in machinery, which is considered a high-risk industry. It is a small workshop with five people and the boss is napping.
No matter what, the boss turns a blind eye. He often reads until three or four o'clock, and the most he sees is six thirty in the morning. Sometimes he stays up all night playing games and stays up all night, and still goes to work, and even walks without a trace...
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I have to go to work at 7:30 in the morning! I have been listless all day. I really wonder how I survived in the first place.
At that time, I really didn’t know that web articles were serialized online, and I didn’t know about the existence of (Qi, Dian) until 2008.
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She got married in 2008. Sima was very stubborn and her family opposed the Internet, so she finally bought a computer on May 1st, 2009.
We are also people who are unwilling to be lonely, so we try to write.
I still remember that the first book friend with fan value was named Xili Mili.
After trying a little bit, I was really confused! I only learned about many backend functions by asking others in the group.
I don’t deserve to be thrown to death because I don’t have any experience. The dialogue is straightforward and the plot is pale. It’s only 30,000 words long.
The second book finally got better. At that time, I was really worried and had no confidence at all. I uploaded a chapter and refreshed it in the background. If more than three chapters were collected, I immediately threw the chapter I just uploaded into the recycle bin.
A slight revision, a tragic overturn and rewrite, but fortunately Sima has a good imagination, so he just changed the direction and changed the direction. We never lack plots...
Now it’s time for Sister Winter Melon to make her shining appearance!!!!!!
I received a letter from the backend and it was about to be signed. I was so excited at the time! It was in the countryside, far away from the town, and I didn’t know how to make a contract. The editors helped me fill it out, and I just printed it and signed it myself. How could I even save it?
No, I finally bought a USB flash drive and printed out the blank contract. I went home and went online to talk to Sister Yezi. After typing it out, it was money. I just got married and my pocket was cleaner than my face. Sister Yezi also had a headache. Finally,
Agree, I will fill it out by hand...
I was both describing and drawing, and Sima’s handwriting was ugly. I even felt that the contract was messed up by me. I guess not many contracts like this are sent to the website...
It took me several trips to town to send the contract, which took two days!
It is divided into strong points, advertising, Sanjiang, and strong recommendations. It can be seen that Sister Gua is very optimistic about us. She has all the recommendations for new books.
Forced to update, 8922 collections were put on the shelves. I had a fight with my wife two days before they were put on the shelves. I was very stressed and had no mood for two days. I stopped updating for two days. The result was normal. I ordered a hundred orders and was completely ruined...
Taking care of the children at home is just an excuse. I have seen that the children are of no use and they were kicked out. It was because I was ashamed to be at home and went out to work...
This time it was a big blow to me. I haven’t been on QQ for more than a year. I was afraid of being caught by Sister Gua. I didn’t even know about such a magical function as invisibility...
In the end, I couldn't stand the loneliness anymore, so I opened a backend account again in 2011, and this time it was Xiaozhen.
It can be seen that Zhenda and Sister Gua are equally optimistic about us. This update has 340,000 words and got 11 recommendations. The worst ones are all about strong points. I wonder if some author friends will hate me to death after seeing it...
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When I started studying, my family didn't have much money, and I expected this to be enough to support the family. But the reality was that the economy collapsed. I asked the college, and the college said that I would have to wait a week for the forced recommendation, and the 11 recommended scores were not good, that's all.
The editor also arranged for a strong recommendation. I was moved, but I couldn't do anything about the reality. The consolation was put on the shelves, 100 orders! Fight again...
I subscribed for 24 hours and went out to work on the third day.
Later, when I came home during the Chinese New Year, I still wanted to write. I had a big fight with my wife, and I kicked the computer to pieces...
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On May 2nd, 2012, I bought this notebook during the factory holiday. It had some minor problems, but fortunately it is still in use. The bargain price of 1,600 yuan is worth it.
It seems that I opened a book in July, signed it, and wrote some after get off work. I wrote 100,000 words. It was disturbing. Everyone in the dormitory had opinions, and I was kicked by the boss. My grades were not ideal and I was scolded severely by readers. Already...
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During the period from 2009 to now, I have read and written books, and got to know many authors and readers.
Among the authors, I like Seventy-Two Parts, Yue Guan, Phalaenopsis, I Eat Tomatoes, and the Third Young Master of the Tang Family. Let me talk about their styles here. If you haven’t read these big books, don’t miss them. Except for the Third Young Master, Parking Space
There are works from the four great masters above, but unfortunately I got to know more authors later on, so I took care of the newcomers and gave them a lot of tomatoes. I believe DaPlatinum will not care about this, haha!
Part 72 - The leader of the bandit army.
Well, I am considered a young bandit, and I occasionally get into trouble.
The big update of Seventy-Two is a pain in the ass, weekly or monthly, but it’s nothing.
This is a monster. What can I say about the books he writes? They are patriotic, passionate, funny, and full of wisdom about life. When I read his books, my blood boils and I shed tears, but I feel very warm at the same time.
I was deceived by him and shed a lot of tears. I’m going to complain!
Ignore his update and strongly recommend to read it. The book that comes out is definitely the best among the best. I will feel sorry for you if you missed it! There is "Judgment" in the parking space below, which is highly recommended!!!
Yueguan - Platinum in the history category!
Reading Yue Guan's big book, I feel like I am floating in the long river of history, admiring the poetic pictures...
At the beginning, Sima was still a demon and arty and composed a poem for you to enjoy. Don't laugh at me.
Drunk and lying on the battlefield with wine bags drying up,
The sword under the pillow is cold-blooded,
There is still a daughter waiting to return by the river,
I can still hear the sound of drums outside the mountain!
It reads as if there is a missing element, which is a pity...
Reading history makes people wise, and it is also good to read historical novels. "Drunk Pillow" is highly recommended!!!
Phalaenopsis - the remaining platinum author in the game category.
How can I put it this way? In Butterfly's book, the characters are perfectly drawn. Each one seems to be around us, in front of our eyes. The story is very strong, and the battles are well written. There is a strong sense of immediate sight. Although it uses dungeons as a model, even
Even though I have never played other games, it’s easy to understand. Platinum’s writing skills are extraordinary!
It is also a game book. I believe that many people who read Sima's book are also reading Phalaenopsis. I strongly recommend readers who have not read it to read it! "Full-time Master", recommended with 10,000 stars!!!
I eat tomatoes - No. 1 Platinum (Bean fans, don’t complain, potatoes are not updated now, otherwise they can still compete with tomatoes for the first place. This is just a personal opinion, don’t complain if you don’t like it!)
One or two popular books is nothing. There are many authors who have died after becoming popular. For someone like Tomato who can continue to be popular, there is no doubt about his own efforts and the quality of the book! "The Wilderness Chronicles", five-star recommendation!!!
(There is no parking space, it is on almost every list, search it yourself! (*^__^*) Hee hee...)
The Third Young Master of the Tang Family—The Most Controversial Da Platinum.
Let me not talk about Young Master San first, let me tell you a story!
In 1817, the great French writer Stendhal came to Italy and was immersed in the masterpieces of the Renaissance in Florence. One day, he went to the Santa Croce Church to visit the tombs of Michelangelo, Galileo and Machiavelli. He just walked out of the church door.
, suddenly I felt confused, my heart was trembling violently, and I felt like I was going to fall down every step I took. The doctor diagnosed that this was due to excessive psychological excitement due to frequent appreciation of art treasures. This rare disease caused by a strong sense of beauty has since been called
"Stendhal Syndrome".
Stendhal, this chapter title is the epitaph of this great writer who lived, loved and wrote.
Back to the main story of the book, many people say that San Shao has regressed. In Sima’s opinion, it should be due to readers reading more books, broadening their horizons, and having too high expectations for San Shao. It seems that San Shao has written 12 books.
Yes? Sima can’t remember this clearly.
There are tens of millions of words! How much creative enthusiasm does this require? It must be admitted that no matter how much money is given, not every author can write 12 books, let alone 12 books without fail!
Is everyone’s vision too high and unable to see the progress of the third young master? This is very similar to ‘Stendhal Syndrome’, and it is not an exaggeration to call it ‘suspected Stendhal Syndrome’!
"Peerless Tang Sect" five-star recommendation!!! (It is on many lists, search it yourself (*^__^*) Hehe...)
Of course, we can’t forget the authors who are on the street. There are five books in the parking space, three fantasy books, one modern cultivation book, and one female video book. They are all from acquaintances. Brothers, if you are interested, please go and support the collection! Books
It’s okay to look at it again after it’s gone!
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Now let’s talk about readers.
Among readers, Da Meng is still more impressive. The authors of Fighting Street always pay more attention to the battle on the list. Da Meng's toughness is talked about by the authors, but this is not the focus of Sima.
For the books he signed in the past, Sima also begged Da Meng to show up. For the author, it is a great comfort and a great honor to have a leader on the fan list, or to have Da Meng's name hanging on it.
Even if this is an advertisement, for the second book, we had no choice but to shamelessly ask the leader of the Moon Alliance. Hehe, the Moon Alliance rewarded an apprentice that day with three evaluation votes. Money is not important, what is important is
People care about the author of the fight and are willing to give us a small comfort. They have not ignored us or ignored us. (Is this a fig leaf for self-deception? Please do not complain!)….
The third book I requested was Alliance of Gods. It was the first time I learned that one account could have 26 recommendation votes. My account with the most votes only had 3 votes. The new version only raised it to 4 votes...
The author of "Pujie" also has self-esteem, and so does Sima. He even has a little inferiority complex. Even I can hide from Sister Gua for a year. I will never ask for the same alliance twice. Although the results of this book are average, it is still better than those three books.
Get better grades and work hard on your own! This depends on all the brothers.
The reason why I mention Da Meng is that I can’t stand those people who say they are rich, handsome, white and beautiful. Several Da Meng are enthusiastic readers, willing to spend money, and sincerely support the authors. They laugh at bad books and even give them rewards.
With a small amount of encouragement, it is ten thousand times better than those who read the D version and go back to the main website to scold the author. Which author doesn't like it? (I can complain if I want to complain, Sima took it!)
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Tell us about this book and its readers!
It took 50,000 yuan to sign, but unfortunately the contract was mailed slowly and missed a week. The week before the recommendation only increased by 60 collections. That week was the time when Sima was most helpless.
Fortunately, two reader brothers showed up this week, (it’s Niu Du’s name) (gd wretched leader).
Brother Mavericks left a message in the book review to cheer for Sima, and the leader generously rewarded the helmsman. The pressure was very high that week, and the future was uncertain. With the encouragement of the two brothers, Sima survived.
Thanks to both of you, the spring of this book is here. In the first week, no one knows how much the recommended points will increase. In the first week, the points will increase by 5,600 collections. Haha, now think about the time when the points were first increased.
, and still excited!
Even if you have many collections, you are afraid of low subscriptions! Sima is no exception.
Sima is a fool, a naive fool, a lot of sentimentality, and very pessimistic. Going to Sanjiang on the first day of the new year is such a good sign! The better the grades, the greater the pressure. The more afraid I am of not being able to subscribe, and others being on the shelves. I
I started to be afraid of it a month before it was released.
After reading two books, I suspected that I had shelf phobia.
Following the convention of the first two books, updates will be interrupted for Sanjiang, and updates for Qiangtui will be interrupted for one day...
In terms of time, this book has a five-day break. In Sima's opinion, strictly speaking, it has a six-day break...
Facing the computer, I can't type a word, and I feel like I'm going crazy! The more anxious I am, the less productive I will be.
I stopped updating for five days, which is very good. I ranked third in the collection of the writing season, but I didn’t even pick up the tenth one. I can’t blame others. Sima is a writer of emotional ideas. Readers didn’t like the interruption, and the editor naturally didn’t like it even more. I can’t complain.
anyone.
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Attached is a paragraph of storytelling reviews that I previously asked the review team to review Sima’s previous books.
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First of all, I would like to apologize to the author xx, because I originally wanted to write a 30-word review, but when I saw that everyone wrote so many, in order to prove that I was not fooling around, I wrote a few more lines. To get down to business, this is my first time reading it.
I turned around and told our group leader, Boss, this novel is a bit bad. I was confused and confused when I read it. Our group leader said, look again, an A-signed novel has its own advantages. Then I
I went back and read it twice, and I was surprised that I could continue reading the last time. I think I already know the reason why this novel can be [***] - that is imagination.
Maybe your writing is immature, your updates are not very fast, and your plot is a mess. Do you have an outline? But, I am sure and certain that you have imagination. Einstein once said, "Imagination is more powerful than all knowledge."
"Important", human scientists have also explained to us why the Neanderthals who went to Europe and stayed in Europe became extinct, while the Neanderthals who went to Africa later evolved into Homo sapiens and went to the world.
.The difference between them is that one has not evolved imagination, while the other has evolved imagination….
I just want to say that imagination is the most important capital for a writer, and if you have this capital, all you need is to be proficient in using other auxiliary skills. Finally, I want to shake hands with brother xx and hope you will continue to work hard.
I’ll see you in the post in the future. I’m optimistic about you. This comment is based on a song by Little Tigers. As the end, let us sing together: “Fly with confidence, chase your dreams, and we agreed that this time I won’t do it.”
tearing up……"
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I cried when I saw this. Although the book was in tatters, Sima hoped that this book would get a big seal to prove himself and this brother's vision.
Sima is a writer of emotions and ideas. When he is in a good mood and his thoughts flow smoothly, he can only write a thousand words an hour. Most of the time, he is facing the computer and not knowing what to write...
The author can only get one penny for updating a thousand words. Sima's efficiency is less than one thousand words per hour, which means that you can't even earn a penny per hour.
In the book review area, some readers said that they had never seen an author who responded to every book review, but Sima could do it. Why, he was losing control of his emotions and could only wander around the book review area. Plus, Sima really wanted to
Communicate with readers, take this book or other books as a common hobby, and have fun freely on the Internet as friends or brothers.
To the brother who gave the reward, Sima can only say thank you. 100 coins, although not much, is an affirmation of Sima's fifty hours of lonely coding!
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The day before yesterday, I searched the Internet for boredom and found that 17 websites could update the latest chapter within 13 minutes after Sima finished updating.
In the West, 13 is a very taboo number, the devil's thirteen. Sima envied the speed of their hand typing, and felt a little jealous in his heart. Thirteen minutes kills all the fruits of the author's labor in an instant. Many authors' remuneration is not even as high as that of a machine.
Hand beating, hard work but no reward, is this reasonable for eunuchs?
You can take a look at the 17,000-strong collection of "The God Emperor" in my parking space. There are only 100 subscriptions. If you remove the automatic subscriptions typed by hand, how many readers will there be?
With a book-to-subscribe ratio of 200 to 1, is it necessary for the author to insist on code words for readers to read? It can make the author barely make a living!
Who wouldn't be disappointed when encountering such a thing! He is still updating now, and Sima can't bear to tell him what he knows about the automatic subscription of this handheld game, maybe he will collapse in an instant!
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Now the website is in turmoil, and editors, editors, and great writers are all switching jobs. If you want to save your life, support subscription. Even if you are not subscribing to this book, please subscribe to the book you like. Maybe you will be given this subscription, great gods.
If you are moved, you will stay. Without your subscription, the master will move to another site. Everyone will know the result, at least they will not be able to see it on the main site.
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Although I changed three editors in less than 12 hours, I still have to express my sincere thanks. Thank you to the editor-in-chief Fei Liguo who gave me the qualification to recommend this book. Thank you to Brother Wuyue, the editor-in-chief of Sima. Thank you for working on Sima for only eleven hours.
God bless the editor!
At the same time, I would like to thank the current editor-in-charge, Brother Hunter.
Thanks to Cang Cang, the current editor-in-chief of the fifth group! Congratulations to Mengmeng Cang for being promoted to editor-in-chief, please support me!
I have thanked you so sincerely. After seeing this, the two bosses will give you some recommendations (*^__^*) Hehe...
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Before I knew it, I had already reached 7,000 words. I got the 3,000-word reminder ticket in an instant and got the 9,000-word reminder ticket. Is Sima the first one? (*^__^*) Hehe...
Say something sincere!
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Please subscribe! Please give me a monthly ticket! Please give me rewards! Please urge me to update! Please recommend votes! Please support me from the local tycoons!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sima likes the feeling of writing a book. Every time a chapter is uploaded, she always feels an inexplicable sense of accomplishment.
At the same time, I dream of writing a book that will be popular among readers. I don’t want to be a big hit, I just want to make a living so that Sima can continue!
Those who can read this have basically agreed with this book! Many readers have also tried to be authors? They should be able to better understand the hardship of coding.
More than 200,000 words, only an initial subscription of six cents or nine cents, which is a sign of respect for Sima.
Being able to subscribe automatically is the greatest support for Sima!
Any comments other than Ginseng Rooster are always welcome in the book review section!!!!!!!!