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Chapter 1302 rabbits, rabbits (4)

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Kalhan smiled proudly: "There are several small kingdoms whose tokens representing royal power have been robbed by aliens. The descendants of these kingdoms will definitely pay big prices for these tokens. They will definitely pay big prices! Haha!

Haha, and they also have enemies among themselves. Their enemies are definitely not willing to let them get their tokens back comfortably, right? So, our financial resources are here!"

Looking at Kalhan in surprise, Lin Qi could only nod slowly. The business of the Hyena Chamber of Commerce is indeed very despicable, but you have to admit that this method is indeed the best way to make money.

Think about it, if you have a family that has been a sworn enemy for thousands of years and is destroyed, and the tokens of that family are taken away, and then the remaining descendants of the family want to buy back the tokens of the family and gather the tribesmen to rebuild the family, will you make him comfortable?

Should he build a new family comfortably, or should he deliberately cause trouble and make him achieve nothing?

Based on the behavior of these "gentle and gentle" gentlemen and aristocrats in the Western Continent, if they don't take the opportunity to raise sky-high prices to cause trouble, they are not aristocrats.

As there were more and more people in the auction house, and there were more and more powerful auras looming around, Lin Qi suddenly became a little excited. The invasion of aliens had smashed the eastern plains to pieces. The infamous Hyena Chamber of Commerce must

Collected countless good things.

These nobles like to lock all kinds of treasures in the treasure house so that no one can see them, but this time, the nomadic army looted all the treasures. Maybe some very good things fell into the hands of the Hyena Chamber of Commerce, and were eventually

Did Lin Qi get it?

When it comes to fighting for financial resources, Lin Qi is really not afraid of these exiled nobles from the Eastern Great Plains. No matter how rich they are, can they compare with himself who has the resources of two abyss worlds to support him? Not to mention that as long as Lin Qi needs it,

You can still open your mouth to Ying Zheng.

A sharp and crisp copper bell rang out, and an old man with a skinny face, a tall figure, and a goatee on his chin was heard. Even when he had a straight face, the corners of his mouth naturally turned up, like an old man who was always smiling.

He walked slowly to a high platform in the middle of the auction house.

"Everyone, time is precious. There are a lot of items in this auction, so I won't waste any time."

"All in all, the Hyena Chamber of Commerce's auction will definitely not disappoint everyone! As long as everyone can get enough gold coins, everyone will be able to return with a full load. Of course, the ugliness is mentioned above. If there are not enough gold coins, you will disrupt the auction by shouting prices randomly.

, once discovered, beheaded on the spot. Please also remember the purpose of our Hyena Chamber of Commerce - money is more precious than human life, and time is money!"

He held a small wooden hammer and knocked three times on the long iron-wood table in front of him. The skinny old man said loudly: "The first auction item tonight is a pair of very interesting things. To be honest,

, the appraisers of the Hyena Chamber of Commerce have not been able to figure out what they are, but they have a unique magical immunity, so they are probably some kind of hybrid descendants with dragon blood. As for how much they are worth, it depends on

It depends on everyone’s opinions!”

Four Khajiit slaves wearing only a pair of tight leather pants walked into the auction house carrying a huge cage. They strode up to the high platform and placed the cage made of adamantine alloy heavily on the high platform.

In a cage that is several meters long and wide, a pair of black rabbits are lying there lazily. The three-petal mouth is squirming at a constant speed, and the mouth makes a crisp sound from time to time. They hold a rabbit with their front feet.

The huge carrots, with four red eyes staring at the carrots, as if nothing else existed in the world except these two carrots.

The size of these two rabbits is astonishing. They are two meters long lying on the ground. Their black fur is shiny and shiny, like the best silk.

"A pair of unknown rabbit-shaped monsters, the starting price is one million gold coins! I must tell you that our Hyena Chamber of Commerce has conducted tests. A saint-level holy mage used a small forbidden spell to attack them, but it did not have any effect on them.

Damage, so they are truly magic immune creatures!"

As soon as the skinny old man finished speaking, the rabbit lying on the left suddenly spoke lazily: "What a loser. We were ranked first in the auction. In other words, we are the least valuable among all the auction items tonight.

!Shame on the dignity of the rabbit family!”

Another rabbit glanced at his companion crookedly: "Stop talking nonsense, the dignity of the rabbit family? Are you worthy of saying such things? For so many years, every time you cry and shout to find a little white rabbit

What is the end result when a rabbit girl gives birth to children? Those cute little white rabbit girls were eaten by you who were so hungry before they had time to give birth to children for you! You deserve to be said to be the "dignity of the rabbit family"

What kind of words?"

The first rabbit raised the carrot in his hand and slapped his companion on the forehead: "The reason why I ate them is because they can't inspire the love that is as hot as volcanic lava deep in my heart!"

That is to say, they cannot resonate with me spiritually, so I can only let them merge with me physically!"

The second rabbit rolled his eyes and looked up to the sky with a long sigh: "Okay, back to the original topic, we are the first auction item to appear, and our price has really dropped! Do you want to do something to change our value?

A little higher?"

The two rabbits looked at me, and I looked at you, and then they both glanced at the skinny old man standing next to the cage with ill intentions.

The skinny old man smiled brightly: "Everyone has seen that they have an IQ similar to that of humans. They can also speak. Although they cannot change into human form, they are undoubtedly super monsters! And they are immune to magic, so as long as

If you can tame them, what a great personal guard! Who would guard against a pair of rabbits?"

"Idiot!" the first rabbit sighed: "You praise our merits here in front of tens of thousands of stupid nobles, and the next day this merit will become something that everyone in the world knows!"

The second rabbit smiled extremely obscenely: "So, dear assassin gentlemen, dear assassin ladies, once you find a cute black rabbit in the arms of your target, you should scream uncontrollably.

!Because that cute black rabbit is probably a magic-immune super monster!"

The first rabbit threw away the carrot and slowly stood up on his hind legs. He shook his body forward in a very obscene way. He laughed triumphantly: "Of course, please make sure they are holding it in their arms."

It’s a male rabbit! Because we are all male rabbits with handles! If it is a female rabbit, there is no doubt that it is not us!”

The two rabbits giggled like two little cocks in spring.

The Osmanthus Tree was weak, and a very tired voice sounded in Lin Qi's spiritual sea: "Two plans."

Lin Qi asked subconsciously: "What?"

The sweet-scented osmanthus tree sighed softly: "The first plan is to kill all the outsiders here and kidnap these two damn rabbits!"

Lin Qi was silent.

The sweet-scented osmanthus tree sighed helplessly, and then he muttered: "The second plan. No matter the cost, take pictures of this pair of despicable, shameless, lustful, morally corrupt rabbits... I'm very curious, I'm really

I am very, very curious! Why is it that my body has been destroyed like this, but these bastards are still living so freely?"

The Doomsday Apocalypse Palace said solemnly: "They originally had white hair, but now they have black hair."

The sweet-scented osmanthus tree sneered sadly: "Even if they become red-haired, I will never be surprised. Is there anything they can't do?"

With a hint of deep sympathy, the Temple of Doomsday Apocalypse sighed deeply: "I sympathize with you very much, but after all, they are your important accessories. Although I know that you have always refused to admit that they are a part of you, but

You can't deny it! Just like that toad. These two damn rabbits are a part of you!"

Lin Qi was horrified. Are these mean-mouthed rabbits part of the osmanthus tree?

Lin Qi's eyes suddenly turned gloomy green - that is to say, these two rabbits are also super artifact level existences?

Countless nobles in the auction house suddenly screamed in horror - in order to 'increase their own value', these two rabbits opened their mouths, revealing their white front teeth, and bit off an arm with a 'click'

Railings made of thick fine gold alloy.

‘Click, click’. The two rabbits chewed the broken railing like carrots.

Then they obediently lay down in the cage, and nodded seriously to the skinny old man who was stunned with cold sweat on his forehead: "Continue the auction, I suggest you increase the auction's reserve price to 10 million gold coins. Otherwise,

This is definitely not worthy of our worth!”

There was a dead silence in the auction house. The nobles who hid their faces under black cloaks whispered to each other for a while. Suddenly, a high-pitched girl's voice shouted out the first bid: "Twenty million gold coins! This pair

The funny bunny is mine!"

The first rabbit's eyes lit up, and he suddenly jumped up, jerked his lower body forward several times, grinned and shouted in the direction of the girl's voice: "My dear, I know it's you, I

I know it must be you! Oh, my God, will you not hesitate to give 20 million gold coins for me? Oh, hey, hey, hey, take off your clothes and let my dear Uncle Rabbit take a look at you to see how your figure looks like?

"

The whole place was completely silent. The skinny old man who was in charge of the auction looked at the standing rabbit with its lower body moving back and forth strangely as if he had seen a ghost.

Are these a pair of top-notch gadgets? Where did they come from? The Devil's Abyss? In fact, they are not rabbits, but demons who turned into rabbits, isn't that right?

The girl who made the offer was so angry that she trembled all over. She screamed at the top of her lungs: "I will peel off your skin and turn you into roast rabbit!"

The two rabbits glanced at each other, and then they both looked in the direction of the girl: "Your dad? What's your last name?"

It is undoubtedly a great insult to ask a noble aristocratic girl about her father's surname - your father's surname is not the surname of the man you now think of as your biological father. To put it bluntly,

That is, these two rabbits are implying that the girl's mother gave birth to her in an affair!

Has the girl ever heard such vulgar words in the market?

She rolled her eyes and fainted in anger.


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