Tie Hammer clicked his lips, and laughed: "Ah, yes, Master, are you looking for Master? Tsk, good news, Master, there are twelve good news, which one do you want to hear?
"
Twelve good news? Lin Qi looked at the hammer in shock: "Whatever, if it is good news, any one will do."
Tie Shui stood up unsteadily, then clasped his fingers and laughed: "Well, congratulations to you twelve times, dear Master Xiao Lin Qi, you are going to be a brother! Hahaha, the princess I married last time is pregnant.
, and then there are eleven concubines, and they all got pregnant at the same time, with a difference of only half a month!"
Lin Qi's burly body shook, and stars flashed in front of his eyes. He stayed there for a long time, and then roared angrily: "When I was working hard for my family in the Western Continent, you told me, my father,
He got twelve women pregnant in just half a month? I know that princess, what is her title? Well, that’s not important!”
Taking a deep breath, Lin Qi roared in a low voice: "But what happened to those eleven concubines? No one told me that the old guy found a concubine!"
Iron Hammer rubbed his red rosacea nose, and he spread his hands helplessly: "Ah, that concubine, yes, this is also a very strange thing, and we don't know why. It seems that the master has become a prince.
?The nobles and officials in the territory like to give the master pretty little girls as gifts!"
He clicked his lips and shrank his neck: "This place is not like Dunerqi. We have nothing to do all day long, and the master drinks with us all day long, uh, drinks a lot. And, men, always drink too much.
You know how to do something, right? This is like when we went to the bar in Dunerq. After drinking, we always hugged a few girls selling drinks and went upstairs to have a good time? "
Lin Qi let out a heavy breath and hummed feebly: "In other words, my father gave me twelve younger brothers and sisters?"
Tie Zhui looked at Lin Qi with a smile. He shook his head and said: "It's not twelve! According to an imperial doctor invited by the little princess, four concubines are pregnant with twins! So, dear Xiao Lin
Master Qi, you have sixteen younger brothers and sisters!"
Lin Qi held back a mouthful of blood in his throat. Da Hei and Xiao Hei jumped up at the same time. They happily twisted their plump buttocks on Lin Qi's shoulders: "Wow, praise, perfect twins! Oh,
Twin brothers who are just like us are so cute!"
Lin Qi grabbed the two rabbits and smashed them to the ground.
After staring at Iron Hammer with a red face for a long time, Lin Qi asked: "So, you are celebrating at a banquet?"
Tie Zhui's eyes widened, and he nodded repeatedly: "Yes, the master said not to tell you this news for the time being. When you come back to visit the master, you will suddenly see your brothers and sisters running around on the ground. What a surprise it will be.
!”
Lin Qi snorted a few times. Surprise? I'm afraid it's more of a shock, right?
Well, Lin Qi has no objection to Blackbeard marrying the princess. He agreed to this matter. Lin Qi also has no objection to Blackbeard finding so many concubines. Look at Alda, this bastard, and then look at
Long Cheng and Hu Xinzhu, two scumbags who hunted countless beauties, Lin Qi felt that his father could not be treated worse than them, right?
But getting twelve women around you pregnant at once is really terrifying!
"Well, as expected of my father, his fighting power is so powerful!" Lin Qi comforted himself, and then he sternly snorted to Iron Hammer: "Uncle Iron Hammer, hurry up and ask my father to come.
See me, I have something very important to discuss with him!"
Iron Hammer carried a wine jar and staggered out.
After a full quarter of an hour, Blackbeard, who was also flushed from drinking and kept bumping into the wall while walking, appeared in the light curtain of the communication magic circle. He opened his mouth to Lin Qi with saliva flowing and a silly smile.
He held up his hands and said: "Lin Qi, my dear son
, let me tell you good news, that is, you are now a brother! Hahaha, celebrate and cheer, you are now a brother!"
Lin Qi's face turned black. He rolled his eyes and stared at Blackbeard for a long time, and then suddenly smiled: "Cheer, my father, I have built an empire in the Western Continent for fun!"
Blackbeard stayed there, staring at Lin Qi, his eyes widening three times wider than a bull's eye.
Wisps of white gas continued to spray out from the top of the black beard's head, and the smell of alcohol on his face quickly disappeared without a trace. He frowned and thought for a while, then took out a cigar and held it in his mouth.
"Son, you will really surprise me! Well, an empire! That's great. You have an empire as a purse?"
Blackbeard's eyes revealed a cruel green light. Lin Qi watched the change in Blackbeard's expression with pleasure. This was the Blackbeard he was familiar with. This was Lin Qi's father! The drunk one just now,
Lin Qi did not admit that the old man was his father!
Lin Qi was familiar with Blackbeard's sad green gaze. When Lin Qi was young, when Blackbeard heard that a group of wealthy merchant ships had arrived at sea, he stared with green eyes like this.
Human beings are like a tiger about to pounce on prey.
"Yes, an empire!" Lin Qi smiled brightly.
Blackbeard Jie Jie laughed strangely. He waved his fists in the air triumphantly, and then asked with a bared teeth: "So, which unlucky bastard was killed by you? Was it the Qilan Empire? The Babur Empire?
Harlan Empire? Well, among the medium-sized empires in the Western Continent, these three empires are the weakest. Which unlucky guy was killed by you?"
Lin Qi shrugged his shoulders and sighed quietly: "You really look down on your son! I really don't pay attention to those small and medium-sized empires!"
Licking his lips, Lin Qi said in a deep voice: "It is the Vias Commercial Federation, and now the entire country is in my hands. On the first of next month, I am going to hold the founding ceremony. My incarnation, Earl Longshan
, will become the first emperor of the empire!"
Blackbeard's eyes were gleaming, and he said in a deep voice: "Then when you come to me, you won't ask me to attend the ceremony, right? Ah, dear son, I suddenly remembered something. Since you have mastered a
Empire, that is to say, you can levy taxes at will and spank the nobles at will?"
Clicking his lips, Blackbeard laughed strangely: "You said, if our Black Tiger family establishes a semicolon in Vyas...don't you think that within the territory of an empire, there is not a group of ruthless bandits?
Is this empire incomplete?"
Lin Qi rolled his eyes and said dryly: "I need manpower. Let Uncle Hammer and the others come over to help me. Now I am short of people around me. There are not enough reliable people to help me. Forget about the local officials.
, I don’t have any candidates for the core-level courtiers of the empire yet.”
Blackbeard blinked his eyes desperately and looked at Lin Qi blankly: "Are you sure? Let the old man of the Black Tiger family become a high-ranking official in the empire?"
Grabbing his head hard, Blackbeard asked again: "Are you sure that's what you think? You have to know one thing. Hammers, butcher knives, Barr and the others are good at murder and arson. They are also good at blocking roads and robbing people.
I am an expert in collecting tolls at sea, but as an official..."
Lin Qi looked at Blackbeard in astonishment: "But father, isn't that what those nobles do? Murder and arson, block roads and rob, and collect tolls! The nobles also do these things! But they kill and arson in the name of maintaining the empire.
According to the laws, their blocking of roads is called to protect the empire’s taxes, and collecting tolls is for the financial operations of the empire!”
Shrugging his shoulders, Lin Qi shouted: "Your concept needs to be changed. My father, nobles and bandits are actually the same thing! It's nothing more than nobles using law to kill people and setting fires, using morality to block roads and rob, and using morality to block roads and robberies.
Regulations charge tolls, we simply use knives and swords to follow the same steps as them!"
"From this perspective, nobles and bandits are actually walking in the same boat!"
"The old men of the Black Tiger family, since they can become excellent bandits, then they will definitely become better nobles!" Lin Qi shrugged: "I even think that our Black Tiger family is morally nobler than the nobles.
For example, we rob wealth but not sex, or rob wealth but not life, but the nobles swallow it all without any scruples!"
Blackbeard nodded thoughtfully, and pointed at his nose fiercely: "So, my dear Lin Qi, do you think it is possible for me to become a qualified noble? You see, your father
, a black-bearded uncle who is honest, honest, enthusiastic, and full of love for his neighbors, but he almost became the mayor of Dunerq!"
Lin Qi looked blankly at the shy black beard.
After being silent for a long time, Lin Qi hummed feebly: "If you can arrange our territory in the east properly, then I welcome you. My father will become the first mayor of the capital of the Longshan Empire and the governor of the province directly under the imperial capital.
Executive Governor! Do you need a title of duke? For one gold coin, I will package and sell you enough noble titles, including the family coat of arms!"
Blackbeard rubbed his hands together excitedly, and laughed loudly: "Then, it's settled! Give me two days, and I'll arrange things here! Let your... ah, no, let me
It’s absolutely fine for the little princess to have full supervision of our territory. This girl is timid, but her abilities are pretty good!” (To be continued)